Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Disney Karaoke ❯ A whole New World ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: yup I own Disney and yyh. Yah know it, I rock.

Hiei: What the hell no u don't.

Ariel from Little Mermaid: yeah, you don't own us!

Ddc: shhhhh don't say it so loud!

Ariel: *shouts * DARKDEMONCHILD DOESN'T OWN ANYTHING!!

Eric from Little Mermaid: Besides, I own Ariel.

Hiei: Yeah, and I own Kurama!

Mukuro: But I own you!

Hiei: AHHHHH ATTACK OF THE EVIL DEMON BOSS!!! RUN AWAY!!! *runs away *

Ddc: oookkkk then enough crazy disclaimers

Summary: oook then that was the longest disclaimer I've ever done in my life. Well, all I have to say is this: THANK U THANK U THANK U FOR ALL THE REVIEWS!!!!! I've never gotten so many reviews in one day! I luv you all!!!! ^_^ really I do. I'm so surprised that you all like this fic so much I thought it was gonna be so stupid and no one would like it. I'm still taking song requests, so send send send!!! ^_~ and for this chapter, we have a Kurama and Hiei duet! It wont be AS funny as the last chapter, but if I have enough time I'll type up ch 3 right after this one and I promise that that one will be funny. And with no further ado, since Shira is demanding that I update the violinist and the prince too, ON WITH THE FIC!!!

Kurama and Hiei: *still making out on the couch *

Kuwabara: *gagging *

Touya and Jin: *getting curious looks on their faces *

Yusuke and Koenma: *laughing *

Yusuke:*after subduing laughing attack * ok you guys no more making out! Songs over!

Kurama: *stops making out * We don't wanna

Hiei: Yeah you can't make us! *makes out with Kurama again and ignores Yusuke *

Yusuke: What if I said you guys were gonna do a duet?

Kurama and Hiei: *jump up and grab two mics before Yusuke can even blink *

Yusuke: Well that worked pretty well.

Koenma: I didn't know Kurama could move that fast!

Kuwabara: You don't know a lot of things about Kurama! Like in the Dark Tournament you said "I didn't know Kurama could do that! Remind me to never make that guy mad." Remember?

Koenma: I never said that! What are you talking about!

Yusuke: Uh, yeah you did.

Koenma: No I didn't!

Kuwabara: Yes you did!

Kurama: OK IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!! What song are we doing?

Yusuke: How bout Hakuna Matata cus it's the best song in the world and Hiei can be a warthog!

Hiei: WHAT THE HELL!!! NO WAY ARE WE DOING THAT SONG!!!!!!

Kurama: If you don't give us a good song then not only will we start making out, we'll be bad on the coffee table.

Kuwabara: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!! URIMESHI, PICK A GOOD SONG!! PLEASE FOR LOVE OF DESENSY PICK A GOOD SONG!!!!!

Yusuke: ^_^;;;;;;; ok then how bout A whole new world and Kurama can be Jasmine and Hiei can be Aladdin. That work?

Kurama: Why do I always have to be the girl?

Koenma: Cus you look like a girl you idiot.

Kurama: Oh ok then. ^_^

*outside *

Kuronue: *peeking eye into keyhole * Argh goddamnit I can's see anything!

Karasu: Maybe that's because THEY AREN'T IN THE HALLWAY THEY'RE IN THE FAMILY ROOM!!!

Kuronue: Oh that's probably the problem.

Mukuro: Jeez what a dumbass.

Bui: You said it.

Kuronue: -_-;;;;; can we just DROP IT! Let's go to the window.

Botan: YAY! NOW I CAN SEE KURAMA!!!!

Koto: *appears out of nowhere * Did you say Kurama? Does that mean that Yoko is here?

Karasu: Hey it's you! You insulted my hygiene at the dark tournament!

Koto: No I didn't!

Karasu: Yes you did! You said "Oh my Kurama is surrounded by a cloud of rose petals. Karasu must stink."

Koto: That wasn't me that was Juri!! ^_^;;;;;

Karasu: No it was you.

Bui: Yeah it was you I remember.

Koto: Anyway, can we just forget I ever said that? I heard that you guys were in the Kurama fanclub and I wanna join!

Yomi: Another female member? What d'ya think boys? Should we let her in?

Karasu and Kuronue: Yup!

Botan: Hey don't I get a say in this?

Yomi Karasu and Kuronue: No!

Botan: Fine. I'll just go stare at Kurama with Koto.

Mukuro and Bui: -_-;;;;;;; our fanclub is so much better than theirs.

*Kurama and Hiei fanclubs go to window and scrunch faces into glass *

Kurama: Ummm you guys I think we have an audience.

Everyone:*sees fanclubs' members' faces scrunched into window.

Kuwabara: Hehehehehehehe I can fix that. *closes curtains. * Ok Kurama and Hiei, you're on!

*lights go down low *

Hiei: I can show you the world

Shining, shimmering, splendid

Tell me, princess, now when did

You last let your heart decide?

Everyone: *eyes wide at Hiei's good singing *

Kuwabara: *whispers to Yusuke * Dude I didn't know Hiei could sing!

Yusuke: *whispers back * you think this is good wait until you hear Kurama.

Hiei: I can open your eyes

Take you wonder by wonder

Over, sideways and under

On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world

A new fantastic point of view

No one to tell us no

Or where to go

Or say we're only dreaming

Kuwabara: *looks eager to hear Kurama sing his part *

Kurama: A whole new world

A dazzling place I never knew

But when I'm way up here

It's crystal clear

That now I'm in a whole new world with you

Hiei: Now I'm in a whole new world with you

Everyone: *falling out of seats except Jin and Touya, who have disappeared * (a/n: wink wink nudge nudge ^_~)

Kurama: Unbelievable sights

Indescribable feeling

Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling

Through an endless diamond sky

A whole new world

Hiei: Don't you dare close your eyes

Kurama: A hundred things to see

Hiei: Hold your breath- it gets better

Kurama: I'm like a shooting star

I've come so far

I can't go back to where I used to be

Fanclubs: *have managed to find a crack in curtains and are watching and listening to song, drooling *

Hiei: A whole new world

Kurama: Every turn a surprise

Hiei: With new horizons to pursue

Kurama: Every moment red-letter

Both: I'll chase them anywhere

There's time to spare

Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world

That's where we'll be

Hiei: A thrilling chase

Kurama: a wondrous place

Both: For you and me

*music dwindles away into nothing *

Everyone: *crying over duet except Jin and Touya who are still missing *

Kuwabara: *still crying * That….*sob* was….. *sob*…..the most *sob *……beautiful thing…… *sob * …….that I've ever heard…… whaaaaaaaaa *starts bawling *

Hiei and Kurama: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;

Fanclubs: *crying in bushes in garden outside window *

Yusuke: *opens window * Hey you guys, scram! Woah what's she doing here? *points at Koto *

Yomi: *sniffs * She is the newest member of our Kurama fanclub!

Yusuke: oh. One question though. How are you guys gonna do your little cheer or intro or whatever you call it with five members?

Yomi: Hmmmm good question I think we need to practice that. Ok gang! Lets practice now!

Karasu: Because

Kuronue: Are

Yomi: The

Botan: Kurama

Koto: Fanclub

Kurama Fanclub: *flash peace signs as confetti flies through air *

Koto: YAY! We did it right the first time!!!

Kuronue: oh yeah, we rock.

Karasu: Everyone do the victory/happy chicken dance!

Kurama fanclub: *breaks out into victory/happy chicken dance *

Mukuro: At least we have a cool victory/happy dance!!!

Bui: Yeah ours is way better than yours.

Hiei fanclub: *break into victory/happy dance which is completely indescribable*

Yusuke: *anime fall out window and onto flower pot * oww my head.

Kurama: Yusuke? Are you ok? *sees his fanclub doing the chicken dance and hiei's fanclub doing an even weirder dance * I don't even wanna know. *pulls Yusuke back into house and locks the window. *

Hiei: What was all that about?

Kurama and Yusuke: Trust me you don't wanna know.

Kuwabara: *stops crying * Hey where's Jin and Touya?

Yusuke: What don't tell me they fell out the window too!

Hiei: No they're making out on the ceiling *points up *

Everyone: *looks up to see Jin and Touya making out on the ceiling *

Kuwabara: AHHHH NOT YOU GUYS TOO!!!!

Yusuke: Hey you guys when we didn't invite any girls that was cus we didn't want to have a make out party! SO STOP MAKING OUT!!!

Jin: awww but Urimeshi you let Hiei and kurama make out!

Yusuke: They were supposed to it was part of the song thingy that Kuwabara made me do. Now get down here this instant and behave yourselves! BOTH of you!

Jin and Touya: Yes mother. *Float down and sit on couch looking guilty *

Yusuke: That's better. Now, who's gonna do the next song?

Hiei: *evil grin * I know just the pair.

Darkdemonchild: oooo what could Hiei be planning? ^_^ I know! But I'm not telling! ^_~ Well how did you guys like that little duet? I thought it was kinda cute, but since this is a humor fic and not a cute fic I decided to add in some randomnosity stuff. Hahahaha spell check says I spelled randomnosity wrong and it has no spelling suggestions. ^_^ I guess that that's just my own word! Yay I invented a word! ^_^ please review! The more reviews the faster the next chapter goes up! ^_~ ^_~ nudge nudge. And please send me suggestions! If you have a certain song that you want done by a certain character by all means tell me and I'll put it in! I promise! Ok, ddc out.