Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Disney Karaoke ❯ Hakuna Matata ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: Uh huh I own it you all know it

Hiei: I thought we went through this already.

Kurama: You

Yusuke: Don't

Kuwabara: Own

Disney characters: us!

Ddc: Ok two things. One you guys are so mean! Two KUWABARA GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!! I SHOULDN'T EVEN PUT YOU IN THESE FICS!!! THE ONLY REASON I PUT YOU IN THEM IS BECAUSE YOU'RE A MAIN CHARACTER! THAT'S IT! I HATE YOU!!!! Grrrrrrr *pounds the crap out of Kuwabara *

Hiei Kurama and Yusuke: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;

Hiei: Oh yeah go ddc.

Koenma: Remind me to piss her off.

Ddc: >_<

Kuwabara: @_@

Yusuke: I wonder why she cracked.

Kurama: I know.

Everyone: You do?

Kurama: Yup she's stuck on the Yu yu hakusho gameboy advanced game, and she cant figure out how to make it to the big tree in Genkai's tournament.

Hiei: Is that true?

Ddc: yup

Everyone: *anime fall *

Summary: Ok THAT was completely random. But I had to let out my frustration and why not on kuwabaka. ^_^ well, all I gotta say is THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH for all the reviews! In Spanish: Muchos Gracias. In French: Merci Buko. In Japanese: Arigoto Goziamas. In Spanglish: thanko youo vero mucho. ^_^ ok I'm once again watching a strange movie while writing this. This time: Ace Ventura Pet Detective. ^_^ oh yeah Jim Carey rules the world. Hahahaha "Dan Marino should rot in hell. Would you like a cookie?" ^_^ ok enough of that. In this chapter: Hiei decides who will be the next karaoke victim. And with no further ado, on with the fic!!! ^_~

Hiei: I know the perfect pair! Muhahahahahahaahahahaha

Everyone: *gulp * who do you have in mind?

Hiei: I can't say it's a secret.

Everyone: *anime fall *

Mukuro: *peeping through crack in curtain * that's my Hiei. Making everyone fall for him.

Bui: *starts crying * he's so perfect!

Kurama Fanclub: *rolling eyes *

Botan: Pulease, Hiei making everyone fall for him? There's only one demon for that job, and that's Kurama.

*Sniper (Hagiri) appears *

Sniper: What about me?

*ddc appears *

Ddc: Sniper!!!!! *hugs Sniper *

Sniper: AHHHHHHHH ATTACK OF THE RABID AUTHORESS!!!!!

Ddc: ^_^ sniper!!!!! *drags sniper away *

Sniper: *tries to stop being dragged by clawing hand on ground * HELP ME!!!!!!

*ddc and sniper disappear *

Karasu: Who was that?

Kuronue: I have no idea. At least she didn't decide to steal Kurama.

*Liana appears *

Liana: KURAMA!!!! *runs into house and steals Kurama *

Kurama: AHHH HIEI!!!! HELP ME!!!

Hiei: KURAMA!!! *grabs onto Kurama's hands *

Kurama: Don't let go!!! Hiei, please don't let go!!!!

Hiei: I'll never let go!! Never!!!

Liana: OH YES YOU WILL!!!!! *karate chops Hiei's arm and drags Kurama away *

Kurama Fanclub and Hiei: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Ddc: *appears dragging Liana and Kurama back * LIANA!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! WE NEED KURAMA IN THIS FIC FOR HIS SOLO!!!!!!

Liana: I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

Ddc: Just never do that again.

Kuronue: But how come you get to take away Sniper?

Ddc: Because he's not in this fic and Kurama is! ^_^

Kuronue: Oh.

Ddc: Come Liana, it's time to go. I promise you you can lock Kurama in a suitcase later.

Liana: YAY!!!

Hiei: NOOOOOOOOOO

Ddc: You'd be in it with him obviously Hiei.

Hiei: Really?

Liana: Of course.

Kurama and Hiei: YAY YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!!

Ddc and Liana: Yup we know. Ok time for us to go. Bubbi. *disappear*

Hiei and Kurama: *go back in house *

Yusuke: Hey where'd you guys go?

Hiei: Oh nowhere, Kurama got kidnapped by the almighty authoress' friend, and then the almighty authoress brought him back and promised her friend that she could lock us in a suitcase together. Won't that be fun!

Everyone: *anime fall *

Yusuke: -_-;;;;;;;;; sorry I asked.

Kuwabara: Anyway, Hiei, who is the pair?

Hiei: Oh yeah that. I almost forgot. The best pair is KUWABARA AND YUSUKE!!!!!! AND YOU WILL BE SINGING HAKUNA MATATA!!!! Oh and Kuwabara is the warthog. Sorry Yusuke, I know you wanted to be the wart hog, but Kuwabara looks more like one, so you get to be the Mercat.

Yusuke and Kuwabara: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yusuke: I NEVER WANTED TO BE A WARTHOG!!!!!!!

Kuwabara: I DON'T LOOK LIKE A WARTHOG!!!!!

Hiei: Yes you do

Kuwabara: DO NOT!

Hiei: do too

Kuwabara: DO NOT!

Hiei: do not

Kuwabara: DO TOO!

Hiei: HA YOU ADMITTED IT!!!! I win. Now you two have to sing it. Muhahahahahahahahahaha.

Koenma: Hey that's my evil laugh!!!!!!

Hiei: Not anymore!!!!

Koenma: Whaaaaaa I'm gonna tell my daddy on you!!!!! *goes and cries in the corner *

Kurama: Ok then, Yusuke and Kuwabara will now be performing Hakuna Matata.

Touya: Who are you talking to?

Kurama: Them *points to the Kurama and Hiei fanclubs who are crowding around the window again*

Touya: Oh that makes sense.

Kurama: ok you two you're on.

Yusuke: Hakuna Matata!

What a wonderful phrase

Kuwabara: Hakuna Matata

Ain't no passing craze

Yusuke: It means no worries

For the rest of your days

It's our problem-free philosophy

Hakuna Matata

Everyone: *starts chuckling in anticipation of Kuwabara's solo *

Yusuke: Why, when he was a young warthog

Kuwabara: When I was a young wartHOOOGGGGGG!!!!

Yusuke: Very nice

Kuwabara: Thanks

Yusuke: He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal

He could clear the savannah after every meal

Kuwabara: I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned

And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind

And oh the shame!

Yusuke: And he was ashamed

Kuwabara: Thought-a changin' my name

Yusuke: Oh what's in a name?

Kuwabara: And I got downhearted

Yusuke: And how did you feel?

Kuwabara: Every time that i…..

Yusuke: Hey, not in front of the kids

Kuwabara: oh, sorry.

Everyone: *laughing their heads off while rolling on the floor *

Jin: *whispers to Touya * isn't there a Simba solo in this song??

Touya: Oh yeah, I wonder who will do that?

Jin: I guess it'll just be a surprise.

Yusuke and Kuwabara: Hakuna Matata

What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata!

Ain't no passing craze

Kurama: It means no worries

For the rest of your days

It's our problem free- philosophy!

Hakuna Matata

Jin and Touya: HE'S the solo?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

Hiei: Yup. We planned it on the way back from him being kidnapped.

Koenma: Really.

Hiei: Yup. We're quick thinkers.

Koenma: Wait, isn't there an OLDER simba solo?

Hiei: Yup *disappears *

Jin: No, HE'S doing a solo too???

Yusuke and Kuwabara: Hakuna Matata

Hakuna Matata

Hakuna Matata

Hiei: *dramatic entrance * It means no worries

For the rest of your days

All four: It's our problem free philosophy

Hiei: Hakuna Matata

Yusuke and Kuwabara: *in background saying Hakuna Matata *

Kurama: Hakuna Matata

Hiei: Hakuna Matata

Kurama: Hakuuuuuna Matata

Hiei and Kurama: Hakuna Matata ha ha ha

*music fades out *

Koenma: Jeez what spotlight hogs.

Jin: yes sir-e I say that those two don't sing for a while. TWO solos in a row!

Touya: Yes I agree.

Hiei and Kurama: *smirk and sit on couch *

Koenma: Hey Yusuke and Kuwabara, why did you let those two have the solos?

Yusuke: Because Hiei threatened to use me as food for his dragon.

Kuwabara: And Kurama threatened to have his death tree eat me.

Koenma: Oh that explains a lot.

Yusuke and Kuwabara: Yup doesn't it?

Yusuke: We value our lives you know.

Koenma: *sarcastically * no I didn't know that I'm sorry.

*outside *

Kuronue: That was so well done!

Karasu: Hiei and Kurama should go public as duetists. Then they'd be famous!

Kuronue: With Kurama being the leading voice of course.

Mukuro: What do you mean!?!?!?! HIEI has the much better voice!

Botan and Koto: DOES NOT!

Mukuro: DOES TOO!!!

Mukuro, Botan, and Koto: *get into cat fight *

Bui Karasu Kuronue and Yomi: ^_^;;;;;;;

Yomi: Women will be women, no matter how strong they are.

Mukuro: *breaking Koto's arm while strangling Botan *

Kuronue: hehehehehe remind me to never pick a fight with her ever again.

Bui: *pretending to be a cheerleader * M! U! K! U! R! O! WHAT'S THAT SPELL? MUKURO! WHO KICKS ASS? MUKURO! WHO'S GONNA KILL KOTO AND BOTAN? MMMMMUUUUUUKKKKKUUUUUURRRRROOOOOOOO!!!!!! *jumps up and down waving pompoms *

Karasu Kuronue and Yomi: *anime fall *

*back inside *

Hiei: I did NOT just see Bui being a cheerleader. -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Kurama: I think our fanclubs are getting out of hand, considering the girls are trying to kill each other. -_-;;;;;;;;;;

Yusuke: Ok change of subject. I'm gonna pick who goes next, and I say it's………….

Darkdemonchild: ^_^ I luved writing this chapter. I think it is just so great, even though it took me half my life to write cus half the time I was laughing my ass off at Jim Carey thinking that he had made out with a man disguised as a woman, and shoving my little bro away from me cus he kept reading my fic. But he does give me some pretty good ideas, considering in Yu Yu Hakusho Hair Salon he gave me the idea of Yoko having purple hair. So its not all THAT bad. But anyway, enough of that. I'm going to let YOU guys pick who gets to be the next victim and what song he has to sing! Or victims. ^_^ I got one request for a Jin and Touya solo already, but I'm gonna save that for later. Gomen Koritsune Dragonrider, you'll have to wait at least two more chapters, cus I have the 4th chapter written already. ^_^ well anyway, REVIEW! I need you to review with suggestions if you want the next chapter! Ok ddc out cus my mom's kickin me off the comp cus its 11:20. ja!