Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Disney Karaoke ❯ The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers ( Chapter 4 )

Disclaimer: to be perfectly honest, I have no idea what I would do with yyh if I owned it except make kurama and hiei admit their feelings for each other, kill kuwabara for real, and have Botan be pushed down a well by a psycotic tv like in the Ring. And if I owned the Disney songs, well, there I'm at a loss.

Summary: Hello my readers! Well, I must say I'm rather disappointed in all of you, considering I got very few suggestions for who sings what. But, I finally decided what to do, thanks to Katyfoxdemon2. And this chapter should be very interesting, considering it's Yusuke picking, and yeah, it's the end of the world for the next victim. Muhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!

Koenma: *appears * HEY THAT'S MY EVIL LAUGH!!!!

Ddc: Ack go away. you're not supposed to be here yet. Wait until it's your turn in the fic!

Koenma: NO! NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME BACK MY LAUGH!!!

Ddc: I gave you the laugh! You don't get it back. Now shoo! It's not your turn yet!

Koenma: Whaaaa I'm gonna tell my daddy on you!!! *runs away crying *

Ok, had to get that out of my system. ^_^ Well, I have nothing else to say, so ON WITH THE MADNESS!!!!! ^_~

Yusuke: *evil grin * I know just the pair

Everyone: *backs away in fear *

Kurama: I don't think we should do another pair Yusuke. I think we should humiliate them one at a time, then put them into pairs. Good plan, ne?

Yusuke: Hmmmmm yup sounds good to me. But I get to choose.

Kurama: Fine by me.

Yusuke: Good. Lets see who to choose who to choose

Koenma: I thought you "knew just the pair"

Yusuke: Exactly I know just the pair

Touya: Then how come you can't decide who should go?

Yusuke: Because you idiot I know the best PAIR. PAIR means TWO people! I can't decide who I want to humiliate first.

Jin: Who d'ya have in mind?

Yusuke: I can't tell it's a secret.

Jin: C'mon you gotta tell us eventually cus you gotta pick someone.

Yusuke: Nope it's a secret.

Everyone: -_-;;;;;;;;;

Kuwabara: Just pick someone already!

Yusuke: Fine, I pick you KuwaBAKA. And you have to sing The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers!!! Muhahahahahahahahahahaahaha

Kuwabara: AHHHHHH WINNIE THE POOH!!!!!!!!!!

Hiei: *confused look * Hey Koenma Yusuke just stole your laugh aren't you going to attack him?

Koenma: No

Hiei: Why not?

Koenma: Because the mean girl took it already and made me cry!

Hiei: -_-;;;;; sorry I asked.

Kurama: Well, you're up Kuwabara. You'd better hurry.

Kuwabara: Why?

Kurama: Because I want to see you humiliate yourself.

Kuwabara: And that makes me want to hurry why?

Kurama: Because if you don't hurry my death tree will eat you.

Kuwabara: AHHHHHH OK OK I'M GOING I'M GOING!!!!!

Hiei: Could you have the death tree eat him AFTER the song?

Kurama: Maybe. Depends if I want him to be humiliated more or not.

Kuwabara: PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!!!!!

Kurama: One I won't eat you my death tree will and two I'll have it eat you if you don't hurry up you mutated cockroach.

Kuwabara: OK OK!!!!!! *starts singing badly out of tune, WAY worse than Yusuke *

The wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is Tiggers are wonderful things

Their tops are made out of rubber

Their bottoms are made out of springs

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy,pouncy,

Fun fun fun fun fun

But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is I'm the only one

Kuwabara: *gasping for breath * Ok I sang it am I done now?

Everyone: *rolling on the floor laughing their asses off at Kuwabara *

Kurama: *sitting up wiping tears from his eyes * of course not baka! There's still more to the song!

Kuwabara: There is?

Kurama: of course!!! Look at the tv you idiot! Now you have to START OVER!!!!!!!

Kuwabara: *gulps * start….over? You're not serious are you?

Kurama: *puts on serious, cold, killing look of death * do I look like I'm joking?

Kuwabara: Maaaayyyyybbbeeeee

Kurama: *puts on scklod again *

Kuwabara: AHHH OK OK I'LL START OVER!!!!!

Kurama: good! ^_^

Kuwabara: The wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is Tiggers are wonderful things

Their tops are made out of rubber

Their bottoms are made out of springs

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy,pouncy,

Fun fun fun fun fun

But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is I'm the only one

Everyone: *rolling on the ground laughing their asses off *

Kurama and Hiei Fanclubs: *rolling on the ground in agony while holding their ears *

Kuronue: Ahhhhhhh who let a banshee out?!?!?!

Karasu: My poor poor ears!

Koto: My ears are going to fall off!!

Yomi: I wish I was deaf as well as blind!!!!

Mukuro: ahhhh I want Hiei to sing again!!!!

Bui: *has fainted under singing * x_x

Botan: *has head phones on listening to Spice Girls and dancing around* Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Fanclubs: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

*back inside *

Kuwabara: The wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is Tiggers are wonderful chaps

They're loaded with vim and with vigor

They love to leap in your laps

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy

Fun fun fun fun fun

But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is I'm the only one.

Everyone: *holding ears now but still laughing their asses off, except for Jin and Touya, who are making out AGAIN *

Yusuke: *still laughing * Bakas, stop making out! This is pure comedy!

Jin: Yeah I know it is, but this is more fun

Touya: I agree *kisses Jin again *

Yusuke: Fine, your loss.

Kuwabara: Tiggers are wonderful fellahs

Tiggers are awfully sweet

Everyone else is jealous

And that's why I repeat

Kuwabara: *gasps for breath before he starts up the song again * The wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is Tiggers are wonderful things

Their tops are made out of rubber

Their bottoms are made out of springs

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,

Fun fun fun fun fun

But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is I'm the only one

Yes I'm the only one

Grrrrrrrrr

Kuwabara: *doubled over trying to catch his breath as he just said that entire verse in one breath *

Everyone: *doubled over in fits of laughter, except for Jin and Touya who are making out again *

Hiei: *laughing his head off * that was better than I thought it would be!!! Buhahahaahahahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!

Kurama: *crying in laughter * Buhahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh I don't know Hiei, I don't think I'll have my death tree eat him yet, we have to make him sing a song again! Buhahahahahahahahahahahaha

Yusuke: *is pounding his fists into the floor while laughing his head off * buhahahahahahahahahahaha ha that was the best one yet!!!

Koenma: *laughing his head off * haahahahahahahahahahaha wait till the ogres at the office hear about this one!!!!

Jin and Touya: *still making out *

Kuwabara: *blushing *

*outside *

Kurama and Hiei fanclubs: *all passed out on the ground moaning except for Botan who is still dancing around to Spice Girls * x_x

Botan: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala hey why is everyone passed out on the ground? Did Kurama and Hiei strip dance or something?

Kurama and Hiei: *open window and lean out * you know that the entire neighborhood heard you say that cus your music is so loud right?

Botan: *yells * WHAT KURAMA? WHAT DID YOU SAY? THAT YOU WERE GOING TO STRIP FOR THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD??

Kurama: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Hiei: *goes over and lifts her up by her shirt collar * Listen you idiot, the only person who Kurama strips for is for me! Got that?

Botan: *yells * WHAT????? YOU'RE GOING TO STRIP WITH HIM TOO????

Hiei: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Koenma: *leans out window * You guys just give up she's a lost cause.

Hiei and Kurama: You could have told us sooner. *go back into house *

Kuwabara: YES IT'S MY TURN TO PICK A VICTIM! HIEI!

Yusuke: Sorry Kuwabara, Hiei already gone twice. He can't go again until everyone else has gone at least once.

Kuwabara: Awwwwwwww but that's no fair. I had to go twice!

Yusuke: Yeah, and Jin, Touya, and Koenma are bored. So one of them has to go.

Kuwabara: Fine spoil sport. Koenma! It's your turn!!! Muhahahahahahahahaha!!!

Koenma: Will you guys PLEASE stop stealing my laughs?!?!!?!?! Ok what song do you want me to do?

Kuwabara: Hmmmmm let me think. OH! I know just the one for you!!!

Koenma: Oh great. Wooph dee doo everyone do a happy dance.

Everyone: *does happy dance *

Koenma: -_-;;;;;;;;;; just tell me what the song is

Kuwabara: Ok the song is…………….

Darkdemonchild: Muhahahahahahahahahahaa. I stole Koenma's laugh again! Muhahahahahahahahahahaha. Ok well anyway, how d'ya guys like that chapter? Funny? Stupid? Too sexy for your cat? ^_^ well anyway if you guys review more I promise to update asap. Pinky swear! And the offers for songs and characters still stand. Well I'm off, please review if you want more updates! ^_~