Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Disney Karaoke ❯ Life is a Road ( Chapter 6 )

Disclaimer: hmmmmmm*points fingers at different anime titles* eeny meeny miny mo catch a hiei by the toe if he hollers let him go eeny meeny miny MO! *finger stops on SD gundam * AHHHH NOOO I DON'T WANNA OWN THAT SHOW!!!!!!

Zero: In the name of Lacra! I will not allow you to own me!!

Captain: I have been granted the privilege to use fire arms to prevent ddc from owning us!

Ddc: oh yeah like I WANNA own stupid gundam wannabes.

Bakanitsumaru: I, the special red samurai with two swords and a Kenshin wannabe, am very happy.

Ddc: just go away already!!!!

Zero: ok! Super Magical Violent Tornado! *disappears with rest of Sd gundam gundams *

Summary: Well, that was irritating. ^_^;;; sorry I'm watching SD gundam while typing this. And if it's not obvious, I DESPISE THIS SHOW!!!!!!!! It's so annoying >_< oh well its over now and that means yu yu hakusho's on!!!! CUTIES!!!! *tackles Hiei and Kurama *

Hiei: ahhh!!! Attack of the rabid authoress!!!

Kurama: Cant…breathe…. *faints from lack of air * x_x

Ddc: Oh don't be such a baby Kurama.

Well enough of that craziness rambling. ^_^ oh yeah, I forgot to beg for forgiveness for taking so long to update. *gets on knees * PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! I'M SORRY!!! I'M JUST A POOR HIGH SCHOOL GIRL WHO HAS BEEN LOADED WITH TONS OF HW AND FINALS!!!!!!! Seriously. I have had *counts on fingers * a current event, book report, three page bio paper, in class essay, oral exam, and finals. >_< the teachers r gonna kill me I swear. Ooo bardok the father of goku's on this Friday. Yay! My fav dbz movie is on!!! Woohoo. Oooooo intro for yyh! CUTIES AGAIN!!!!!

Hiei: *picks up Kurama and runs away * AHHHH!!!!

Ddc: ^_^;;;;;

Hiei: I'll say it for ddc since she's too busy being random to start the fic, so I'll start it! ON WITH THE FIC!!! PLEASE!!! START THE FIC SO I DON'T GET ATTACKED!!!

Koenma: Ok I pick….

Ddc: Awww no fair I didn't get to attack Hiei and Kurama.

Hiei and Kurama: AHHH SHE FOLLOWED US HERE!!!!! *cower in corner hugging each other*

Ddc: ^_^ ok I'll leave now

Hiei and Kurama: YAY!!!!!

Ddc: Ja! Oh and Hiei and Kurama, Katie says to make out more. So hop to it! *disappears*

Hiei: Is she really gone?

Kurama: I think so

Hiei: Whew I thought we were goners for sure!

Yusuke: Ooooo you've been ordered to make out more. Oooooo ^_~

Kuwabara: AHHHHHH NOOO DON'T DO IT!!!!! PLEASE!!! MY VIRGIN EYES CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!

Hiei: *smirks* all the more reason to do it. *makes out with kurama in corner *

Kuwabara: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *runs around the room in circles screaming his head off *

Hiei: *telepathic conversation with Kurama * this is fun. Lets kick it up a notch

Kurama: *still in telepathic mode * muhahahahahahahaha that'll be so much fun.

Hiei: *tm * (a/n: tm=telepathic mode. I'm too lazy to keep writing it out ^_^;;;) It's a good thing this is a telepathic conversation or Koenma would be trying to eat you.

Koenma: *tm* I CAN HEAR YOU YOU KNOW!!!!!!

Kurama: *tm* eep! Go away! This is a PRIVATE conversation!

Koenma: *tm * It sure doesn't seem like it to me!!

Hiei: *tm * oh really?

Koenma: *tm * really really.

Hiei: *tm * *mental smirk * (a/n: Hiei's so multitalented. He can smirk in his mind! ^_^;;;;) *lusty mental voice * Oh Kurama! You make me so hot! I wanna…

Koenma: *tm * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Kurama: *tm * *catches on to what Hiei's doing * *mental moan * (a/n: ^_^;;;; I'm in hentai mode I can't help it ^_^;;;;) oo Hiei! Lets go up to the bedroom where we can….

Koenma: *tm * AHHH!!! OK OK I'M GONE!!!! *cuts mental link *

Hiei: *tm * *mental smirk * That was easy.

Kurama: *tm * Yup. Now, to make Kuwabara go crazy.

Hiei: *cuts mental link * *looks over to rest of people *

Yusuke: *rolling around laughing at Kuwabara cus he's banging his head with an expensive vase *

Jin: *poking Koenma who's spaced out from tm *

Koenma: @_@

Touya: *looks at Hiei and Kurama who are smirking * I think you killed Koenma.

Kurama: Damn! (a/n: I luv it when kurama swears!!! ^_^;;; ok no more a/n's) We killed the wrong person Hiei!

Hiei: Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Kurama: *smirks * I guess we'll just have to have more fun in front of our victim.

Hiei: *eyes light up * oooooooo ok! ^_^

Hiei and Kurama: *walk over to Kuwabara, who's still hitting his head with a vase *

Kurama: *says in sing song voice * Kuuwwaaabbbarrraa!

Kuwabara: *freezes and turns around VERY slowly * Ye…ess?

Hiei: *copies Kurama's sing song voice * We have something we want to shooowwww you!

Kuwabara: *gulps * Wha…what's that?

Kurama: *big evil grin * THIS!

Kurama: *grabs Hiei and starts making out with him VERY vigorously two feet away from Kuwabara *

Kuwabara: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *faints * x_x

Kurama and Hiei: *stop making out *

Yusuke: Now look what you did you two. You made Kuwabara faint.

Kurama and Hiei: *look at ground and shuffle feet like guilty kids * (a/n: awwwwww oops I broke my promise of no a/n's. hehehe I just couldn't resist! ^_^;;;;)

Yusuke: Nice going! High fives all around!

Kurama and Hiei: ^_^

Everyone: *high fives everyone else *

*outside*

Kuronue, Bui, and Karasu: *drooling over Kurama and Hiei's make out session * 0_,0 (a/n: ok this is my drool face 0_,0 I made it up online with my pal Kristen, who had better write her rock star fic soon!!! ^_^ hi Kristen! You're famous! And I'm still drooling over those ideas ^_^;;;)

Yomi: What happened?!?!?! What happened?!?!!?!

Mukuro: Kurama and Hiei started making out again.

Yomi: Nooooo!!! I WANNA SEE I WANNA SEE!!!

Botan: You can't see.

Yomi: *grabs her by shirt collar * AND WHY NOT?!?!?!

Koto: Because you're a blind old goat.

Yomi: Oh yeah, I forgot about the blind part ^_^;;;;

Mukuro Botan and Koto: *anime fall *

Mukuro: *gets up * OK BOYS!!! ENOUGH!!!!

Kuronue: But this is better than hentai!

Mukuro Botan and Koto: *anime fall again *

Karasu: *turns around * Hey how can Botan and Koto anime fall again if they never got up?

Kuronue: *turns around too and sees Botan and Koto have disappeared under ground * Apparently you become a mole if you anime fall twice without getting up

Botan and Koto: *shriek and jump out of ground * EEP! WE DON'T WANNA BE MOLES!!!!!

Mukuro and Yomi: -_-;;;;;;;

Karasu Kuronue and Bui: *go back to watching Kurama and Hiei * 0_,0

*inside *

Koenma: *comes out of stupor * Did Botan just say she was a mole?

Yusuke: Yup

Koenma: I KNEW there was something weird about her!

Everyone: -_-;;;;

Touya: Yo Koenma! Pick a song already!

Koenma: Oh I already picked a song, I just gotta decide who's gonna sing it is all. ^_^

Jin: Tis not very hard my little toddler friend. All ye gotta do is go "eeny meeny miny mo" between me and Touya. And speakin of me and Touya, I think it be high time for us to get a little smooching done ourselves *starts making out with Touya *

Kuwabara: AHHHHH NOT AGAIN!!! *faints and crashes into wall, leaving a Kuwabara shaped hole *

Yusuke: ^_^;;;;;; ok guys enough you can make out later.

Touya and Jin: Awwwww *stop making out *

Kurama: Pick someone already Koenma!!

Hiei: Hey have you noticed that there are three people in here who's names start with a K and two outside who have K names too?

Jin: Ok now that be the most randomnest comment I ever did hear.

Hiei: *copies Jin's accent * Tis be true. I do so love to make randomnest comments. ^_^

Everyone: *anime fall *

Yusuke: Pick the person or people Koenma! Hiei's going crazy! And who knows who'll be next!

Kurama: *pulls a valley girl accent * Well, that would, like, be totally, like, me, cus, like, I'm so, like, tired of, like, waiting.

Yusuke: AHHHHH VALLEY GIRL!!!! KOENMA HURRY UP!!!!!

Koenma: Ok! Ok! Keep your hair gel on! I pick a Jin and Touya duet! And they'll be singing….. *drum roll * Life is a Road!

Hiei: Hey where'd the drum roll come from?

Kurama: Who knows it's Koenma. He's weird in that way.

Koenma: *appears behind them * I heard that

Kurama: *hits Koenma in the face with the back of his hand without looking*

Yusuke: 0_0 Kurama! I never knew you had it in you!

Kurama: ^_^

Koenma: *on floor with bloody nose * Just start the song already! DADDY!!! THE BIG BAD SILVER FOX GAVE ME AN OWWY!!! *runs away to tell Enma *

Hiei: Hn. If Koenma thinks he's the big bad fox cus he gave him a bloody nose, he really shouldn't go to bed with him.

Kurama: *BIG smirk *

Kuwabara: AHHH!!! TOO MUCH INFORMATION HIEI!!!

Hiei: *smirks * Oh no, I really think I need to go into further detail. Oh yeah, there was the time when…

Kuwabara: *stuffs two of his dirty socks in his ears * not listening! Not listening!

Kurama: AHHH!!! GOLEM'S RETURNED!!!!!

Yusuke: START THE GODDAMN SONG ALREADY!!!!!

*music starts *

Kurama: *whispers to Hiei * I wonder who's gonna do the girl part?

Hiei: We'll just have to find out.

Touya: We were strangers, startin out on a journey

Never dreamin' what we'd have to go through

Now here we are, and I'm suddenly standin'

At the beginning with you

Kurama: Oooooo Touya's got such a pretty voice

Hiei: Not as pretty as yours.

Kurama: *blushes * thanks Hiei *kisses him on cheek and whispers in his ear * you've got a pretty voice too

Hiei: *blushes *

Jin: *somehow gets rid of Irish accent *No one told me, I was going to find you

Unexpected what you did to my heart

Jin and Touya: When I lost hope, you were there to remind me

This is the start

And life is a road

And I wanna keep going

Love is a river

I wanna keep flowing

Life is a road now and forever

Wonderful journey

I'll be there when the world stops turning

I'll be there when the storm is through

In the end I wanna be standin'

At the beginning with you.

Yusuke: *pulls socks out of Kuwabara's ears * this is hella good. You should listen.

Kuwabara: *looks over at Kurama and Hiei, who are, once again, making out * eep!

Yusuke: *covers his mouth * shut up you moron! They're gonna start singing again!

Touya: We were strangers on a crazy adventure

Jin: Never dreamin' how our dreams would come true

Both: Now here we stand unafraid of the future

At the beginning with you

And life is a road

And I wanna keep going

Love is a river

I wanna keep flowing

Life is a road now and forever

Wonderful journey

I'll be there when the world stops turning

I'll be there when the storm is through

In the end I wanna be standin'

At the beginning with you

Kurama and Hiei: *still making out *

Yusuke and Kuwabara: 0_0

Kuwabara: Since when was Jin's irish accent fake?

Yusuke: -_-;; its not, he can just get rid of it.

Kuwabara: oooo that makes sense

Yusuke: Shut up!

Jin: I knew there was somebody somewhere

I need love in the dark

Both: Now I know my dream will live on

I've been waiting so long

Nothing's gonna tear us apart

And life is a road

I wanna keep going

Love is a river

I wanna keep flowing

Life is a road now and forever

Wonderful journey

I'll be there when the world stops turning

I'll be there when the storm is through

In the end I wanna be standin'

At the beginning with you

Life is a road

And I wanna keep going

Love is a river

I wanna keep on going

Starting out on a journey

Life is a road

And I wanna keep going

Love is a river

I wanna keep flowing

In the end I wanna be standin'

At the beginning with you.

*music dwindles away *

Yusuke and Kuwabara: *crying *

Yusuke: That was so beautiful!

Kuwabara: *using dirty sock to wipe tears from face * I've never heard anything so heartful!

Koenma: *enters room * Hey what'd I miss?

Kuwabara: The most beautiful duet!

Kurama and Hiei: *stop making out* Hey! Ours was good too!

Kuwabara: Ok its tied for the most beautiful duet.

Kurama and Hiei: ^_^

Jin and Touya: *blush *

*outside *

Kuronue: *pouts * hmph. Kurama and Hiei's duet was so much more beautiful

Botan: I don't know. Jin and Touya do have pretty good voices.

Kuronue: *red face and steam coming from ears * DO YOU WANT TO BE KICKED OUT OF THIS CLUB?!?!?!

Botan: Eep! No! *burrows back into ground so that only face is showing *

Karasu: Botan, what the hell are you doing?

Botan: Botan? Who's Botan? There's no Botan here! Just me, Joe the mole!

Everyone: *anime fall *

*inside *

Jin: Ok I getta choose next!

Darkdemonchild: ^_^ hello!! Done with this chapter! Hehehe so how did you all like Joe the Mole? And the Jin and Touya duet? See Koritsune Dragonrider! I promised I'd give you a Jin and Touya duet! ^_^ and once again, I'm really sorry about not updating, AND I'm really sorry about the last chapter being cut off. I still don't know how to fix it, so just look for this story on Mediaminer.org under the same story title if you're reading this from fanfiction.net. It works there I swear! ^_^ and as always, I'm still taking requests, and please review! ^_~ now to go back to studying >_<