Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Disney Karaoke ❯ Once Upon a December ( Chapter 7 )

Disclaimer: MOMMY!!! I WANNA OWN YU YU HAKUSHO AND RUROUNI KENSHIN!!!!!

Kuri: What the hell I'm not your mom!

Ddc: You are now! You're my muse AND my mom! Now get me my shows!!!!

Kuri: Uh no that's ok. I think I'll be running away now. *runs away *

Summary: Woohoo go me! I'm done with all my finals and I'm back to kick butt!!!! Well, I'm not really kicking anyone, but I can write some good chapters again! AND I have a three day weekend this weekend and get this: NO HOMEWORK!!!!! Woohoo!!!! *does happy dance * muahahahahahahaha ^_^ that means I can write a ton of chapters for my fics! Ooo the history of trunks is on. ANDROID 17!!! HIEI'S VOICE!!!!!! *drools* 0_,0

Hiei: START THE DAMN STORY!

Jin: Ooo ok I getta choose the next one!

Koenma: *snorts * oh that's gonna be a hard choice. Lets see. The possibilities for Jin: Touya, Touya, Touya, or, everyone gasp, Touya!

Jin: I choose…..

Koenma: touya

Jin: WHO'S CHOOSING THIS? YOU OR ME???

Koenma: It's obvious who you're going to choose though.

Jin: FINE! If you're going to be like that, I'll make it harder! I choose…

Koenma: *fake coughs * coughcoughTouyacoughcough

Jin: KURAMA!!!!

Everyone: *anime fall *

Yusuke: Where did that come from?!?!?!

Jin: That little toddler thing was bugging me. So I tricked him. Duh.

Kuwabara: Very clever. The royal toddlerness has fallen! I GET HIS THRONE!!!!

Koenma: *head in floorboards * go ahead be my guest do my paperwork for me!

Kurama: So Jin what song will I be singing?

Jin: A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!!!!

Hiei: *appears in front of Jin * If you value your life you flying lepracon then you had better pick a good song.

Jin: ^_^;;; I twas only jokin with yah. Jeez some people can't take a joke. Ok Kurama, seriously, you're singing Once Upon a December. Now make you're boyfriend leave me alone!

Touya: *glares and stands in front of Hiei * Get away from my boyfriend. If I ever catch you threatening my boyfriend you'll taste my ice daggers.

Hiei: Oooo I'm shivering in my boots! *smirks * all I'll have to do is blow on em and they'll melt. I'm a FIRE demon, remember? Fire melts ice.

Touya: Then I'll just kill your beloved little boyfriend over there *points at Kurama *

Hiei and Touya: *cold glares of painful death *

Jin and Kurama: ^_^;;;;;;;

Yusuke: This is disturbing. Ok boys break it up no cat fights.

Kuwabara: Wow Urameshi, you sounded just like Botan!

Yusuke: Please, don't compare me to that mole wannabe.

Botan: *pounds on window from outside * I HEARD THAT YUSUKE!!!!

Yusuke: *opens window and yells in her face * YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO YOU MORON! *shuts window on her face *

Botan: 0_0

Yusuke: Well that was fun ^_^

Koenma: You have a weird idea of fun Yusuke.

Hiei and Touya: *still glaring at each other *

Kurama: *runs in between Hiei and Touya * ok that's enough you two!

Touya: *evil smirk * *grabs Kurama's waist *

Kurama and Hiei: 0_0

Kurama: *bitch slaps Touya * HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME LIKE THAT!!! Ok Hiei, I give you permission to kill him.

Hiei: With pleasure! *beats up Touya *

Jin: HEY! DON'T BEAT UP MY BOYFRIEND!!!

Kurama: HEY HE TOUCHED ME!!!!

Jin: THAT'S NO REASON TO BEAT HIM UP!!!!!

Jin Kurama Touya and Hiei: *get into big anime dust cloud fighting *

Kuwabara Yusuke and Koenma: ^_^;;;;;;;;

Kuwabara: Hey where'd the dust cloud come from

Yusuke: The floor. Duh. You need to clean more.

*outside *

Kuronue: Oh yeah! Go Kurama! Go for the nuts!

Mukuro: PULL OFF HIS THREE STRANDS OF HAIR HIEI!!!

Yomi: I WANNA SEE!!! Oh wait I'm blind. Damn. SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!!!

Mukuro: *stuffs Yomi's head into a pillow case and throws him into a tree * SHUT UP YOMI!!!

Yomi: Cant….breath…ow my head… x_x

Botan: 0_0 I'm a mole wannabe I'm a mole wannabe I'm a mole wannabe…

*inside *

Touya and Jin: *covered in bumps and bruises *

Kurama and Hiei: *fixing their clothes as they are unscathed *

Kurama: That's what you get for messing with us.

Hiei: Hn.

Touya and Jin: *surrounded by yellow light and are completely healed *

Touya: Fine. You win.

Reisho: *jumps out of closet * NOO!!!! TOUYA MY BEAUTIFUL ICICLE!!! NEVER GIVE UP!!!!

Touya: AHHHH!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! *runs away *

Reisho: *runs after him *

Touya and Reisho: *run around room in circles *

Jin: AHH!!! GET AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND!!! *flies over, grabs Reisho by hair, and throws him out door * THERE! GO JOIN YOUR FELLOW GROVELERS! AND DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU IN HERE EVER AGAIN!

Touya: *hugs Jin * THANK YOU JIN!!!!

Ruka: *jumps out from closet * TOUYA!!! * "sexy" voice aka annoying voice * Touya, you know you want me. And I want you. So how about we have some fun?

Touya: 0_0 not you too!

Ruka: Yes me too.

Touya: *cowers behind Jin *

Jin: *smoke comes out of ears * DIE REDDY BITCH!!!!!! *blows her out of house and into Yomi's lap *

*outside *

Yomi: *feels Ruka's leg * oo Kurama! You've gotten so feminine!

Ruka: EWWW!!! I'M NOT KURAMA!!!

Yomi: EEP!!!! YOU WHORE! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

Ruka: You were the one feeling my leg!

Yomi: Shut up.

Reisho: *at foot of tree where he hit his head * @_@

*inside *

Kurama: *snickers * so Touya it looks like you've got yourself a little fanclub.

Touya: *hugs Jin * JIN!!! Make the scary people go away!!!

Jin: But they be away!

Touya: No, they're in a tree *points out window *

Hiei: Touya, don't be a wimp. I got a fanclub and do you see me running behind Kurama?

Yusuke: *mutters * Unless they get into the house, then you run and hide like a baby

Hiei: *death glare * What was that Yusuke? I didn't hear that?

Yusuke: Ummm I said unless they get into the house, then you chop em into little pieces! ^_^;;;;

Hiei: That's what I thought.

Kuwabara: *staring at closet * Since when did we have a closet here?

Koenma: OK!!! START THE SONG KURAMA!!!!

*lights go down low *

Kurama: Dancing bears

Painted wings

Things I almost remember

And a song someone sings

Once upon a December

Hiei: *dreamy face *

*outside *

Kurama fanclub: 0_,0

Hiei and Touya fanclubs: *roll eyes * He's not that good.

*inside *

Kurama: *looks at Hiei and smiles * Someone holds me safe and warm

Horses prance through a silver storm

Figures dancing gracefully

Across my memory…

Hiei: *blushing at fact that Kurama's singing to him *

Kuwabara: HAHAHAHA THE SHRIMP'S BLUSHING!!!!

Yusuke: *hits him on head with giant hammer * Shut up moron!

Koenma: 0_0 where'd you get the hammer?

Yusuke: Genkai gave it to me.

Jin and Touya: *making out on the couch again *

Kurama: *goes over and strokes Hiei's hair * Far away, long ago

Glowing dim as an ember

Things my heart

Used to know

Once upon a December

Hiei: *going swirly eyed * @_@

Kuwabara: EEP!!! *gets a dirty sock stuffed in his mouth *

Jin and Touya: *still making out *

Kurama: Someone holds me safe and warm

Horses prance through a silver storm

Figures dancing gracefully

Across my memory….

Far away long ago

Glowing dim as an ember

Things my heart

Used to know

Things it yearns to remember….

Hiei: *swirly eyes turn to heart eyes *

Kurama: *sings softly * And a song

Someone sings

Once Upon a December

Kuwabara Yusuke and Koenma: *sobbing *

Hiei: *heart eyes *

Kurama: ^_^;;;;

Kuwabara: That…..sob….was even more beautiful……sob……than Jin and Touya's duet…..sob…

Kurama: ^_^ thank you.

Hiei: *heart eyes *

Kurama: *starts making out with Hiei *

*outside *

Kurama fanclub: *has fainted from song * x_x

Mukuro: HEY!!! KURAMA'S STEALING HIEI!!!

Reisho: What do you mean? Kurama's Hiei's fox.

Mukuro: SHUT UP REISHO!!!

Yomi: *stroking Ruka's leg again * You know, I could get used to this. ^_^

Ruka: Ugh someone get me down!!!

Mukuro: What and get Yomi down too? Hell no! You're on your own!

Ruka: WWHAAAAA SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!! T_T

*inside *

Kurama: Well, I think it's my turn to pick. And I pick……

Koenma: Oh I wonder who this could be. Maybe…. HIEI

Kurama: Maybe it is maybe it isn't. I thought you learned that from Jin.

Koenma: Oh yeah.

Kurama: Besides, don't piss me off. Remember I'm the "big bad fox"

Hiei: I'll say @_@

Kuwabara: AHHHHHH BAD IMAGES!!! BAD IMAGES!!!!! *runs around holding head *

Yusuke: *rolling on the floor laughing his head off *

Koenma: EEP!!! BIG BAD FOX!!! BIG BAD YOKO LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M JUST A POOR DEFENSLESS TODDLER RULER!!

Kurama: You know, I'm starting to like this name.

Hiei: Hn. Vain fox.

Kurama: Be careful Hiei or I'll be the Big Bad BAD fox. If you catch my drift *winks *

Hiei: *gulps *

Kurama: *lick lips *

Kuwabara: AHHHH JUST PICK THE PERSON ALREADY SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANYMORE DISTURBING IMAGES!!!!

Kurama: Ok I pick….

Darkdemonchild: Will he pick Hiei or someone else? Even I don't know yet! ^_^ please review with suggestions! And I really hope this chapter loads for everyone, if it doesn't once again go to Mediaminer.org. ^_^ well, review, and I'll update faster! Ja!