Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Disney Karaoke ❯ El Bigote and A Pirate's Life For Me ( Chapter 8 )

Disclaimer: Of course I own it!

Everyone in yyh: NO YOU DON'T!

Hiei: Get over yourself. You don't own us

Ddc: Awwww but I luv the cuties in yyh!!!! I MUST HAVE THEM!!!

Kuri: *anime fall* why me why me.

Ddc: OOOO I OWN KURI!!! MUHAHAHAHAH!!! I OWN SOMETHING! I feel so proud of myself. My life's goal as been achieved ^_^

Summary: ^_^ another chapter! Woohoo!!!! Ok this is now ONLY on mediaminer.org because SOMEONE reported me for SOME unknown reason and this story got banned from ff.net, so yeah. It's only here. Don't you all feel special now? ^_^ well anyway, another chapter! I feel so happy I finally got around to writing again! Stupid teachers, I swear they're out to get me. The first week we get back from finals I have literally four hours of hw a night! Not to mention the fact that I have other extra curricular activities going on which take up at least 2 hours of my hw time. -_- argh I wanna shoot em. But anyway, on to the fic! ^_^

Kurama: tehehehehe I know who to pick!

Kuwabara: coughcoughhieicoughcough.

Koenma: HEY! DON'T COPY ME!!!

Kuwabara: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! BECAUSE I GOT A SWORD!

Hiei: That's a stupid reason to be able to do whatever you want

Kuwabara: AND WHY IS THAT?!?!?!

Hiei: Because you overgrown ant I HAVE A SWORD TOO!!!!

Kuwabara: Oh yeah good point.

Yusuke: -_-;;;; children children please. Can we hear who Kurama's going to pick?

Kurama: Nope.

Yusuke: And why not?

Kurama: Because I don't feel like saying it right now that's why not.

Yusuke: RAR!!!! *attacks Kurama *

Kurama: *sidesteps and Yusuke crashes through wall into the front yard *

Yusuke: @_@

Hiei: *jumping up and down pointing * HAHAHA!!! BAKA MUY GRANDE!!!!!

Kurama: OOO!!! ESPANOL!!! HABLO ESPANOL MUY BIEN!!!! *starts singing quickly a Spanish song *

Unos lo tiene largo otros

Lo tienen corto unos

Lo tienen mas largo y otros

Lo tienen mas corto

Unas lo tienen gordo

Otros lo tienen flaco.

Unos lo tienen mas gordo

Y otros lo tienen mas flaco.

Unos lo tienen blanco

Otros lo tienen negro

Unos lo tienen mas blanco

Y otros lo tienen mas negro.

Unos lo tienen lindo

Otros lo tienen feo.

Unos lo tienen mas lindo

Y otros lo tienen mas feo

Kurama: *sinks to knees in dramatic stance * Por que sera que a las mujeres les gusta tanto

Ese bigote que estar de moda desde hace tanto

Por que sera que a las mujeres les gusta tanto

Ese bigote que estar de moda desde hace tanto

El bigote, el bigote, el bigote, el bigote

Everyone: *confused looks except for Hiei and Ddc, who was hiding behind potted plant*

Hiei and Ddc: *anime fall *

Kuwabara: Huh?!?!?! What was he saying???

Ddc: *laughing ass off * HAHAHAH!!!! KURAMA!!!!!

Hiei: *laughing too * BUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

Kuwabara: -_-;;;;; WHAT WERE YOU SINGING ABOUT?!?!?!?!

Kurama Hiei and Ddc: MUSTACHES!!!!!!!

Everyone: *anime fall *

Yusuke: ^_^;;; nice subject to write a song about.

Touya: Why would anyone waste their time writing a song about mustaches?

Jin: Someone whose got way too much time on their hands.

Kurama: Tehehehehehehehe ^_^ it's my favorite random Spanish song. Do you want me to sing about Eva Maria, the girl who left her lover for the beach with her leather suitcase and her striped bikini?

Everyone: NO!

Kurama: poo you guys suck. *goes and pouts on the couch *

Hiei: Awwwww it's ok fox. *makes out with Kurama *

Kuwabara: Meep! Not again!!!!!! *covers eyes with dirty socks * HA! I win!

Kurama and Hiei: *too busy making out to care *

Yusuke: Damn! Kurama! Stop making out with Hiei!!! I WANNA KNOW WHO'S SINGING!!!!

Kurama: *stops making out for a second *Damn it Yusuke can't you see I'm busy?!?! I'll tell you LATER! Now go make out with Koenma like a good little spirit detective *makes out with Hiei again *

Yusuke: EW!!! GROSS!!!! HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

Koenma: *gagging *

*outside *

Kuronue: Hehehehehe Kurama's such a hentai.

Karasu: Just like us!

Kuronue: He's so perfect.

Karasu: I think I'm in love *heart eyes *

Botan: *sighs* why couldn't Kurama have suggested that I make out with Koenma?

Karasu and Kuronue: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Karasu: I think we should kick her out of our club

Kuronue: I do too

Botan: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A FAITHFUL KURAMA FAN!!!!!!! I just like Koenma too. ^_^;;;;

Kuronue and Karasu: -_-;;;;;

Ruka: *still in tree * SOMEBODY GET ME AWAY FROM THIS PERVERTED OLD GOAT!!!!!!

Yomi: Hehehehehehehe I'm happy ^_^

Mukuro: *muttering over and over again * I will not look I will not look I will not look *looks at tree and sees Yomi poking Ruka in very inappropriate places * AHHHH!!!!!! *covers eyes * YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN RUKA!!!

Reisho: *drooling at Touya * 0_,0

*inside *

Touya: Meep!!!! *runs behind Jin *

Jin: Eh? What's up icy?

Touya: *points at window *

Jin: *sees Reisho's face pressed against glass and drool running down window * Ew that's so gross

Touya: Jin! Make the scary guy go away!!!

Jin: Just don't look at him icy, and you won't even know he's there. I did that all the time during the Dark Tournament ^_^

Touya: ooo ok! ^_^

Reisho: *from outside * HEY!!!!!!!

Jin: *whistling * did you hear something Touya?

Touya: Nope.

Jin: Wow neither did I! What a coincidence! ^_^ Can I have chocolate?

Touya: 0_0 NO!

Jin: awwww you're no fun. Kuwabara? Can I have chocolate?

Kuwabara: uhhhhhhh

Touya: Trust me you DON'T want to give him chocolate.

Kuwabara: ok I don't.

Jin: you know you want to give me some chocolate

Kuwabara: ok I do?

Touya: no you DON'T!

Kuwabara: ok I don't?

Jin: You DO

Kuwabara: AHHHH YOU'RE CONFUSING ME!!! STOP!!!!!

Jin: hehehehe that was fun ^_^

Kuwabara: so….confused @_@

Koenma: This is so boring. Kurama! Stop making out already so we can have some entertainment!

Kurama: We're not bored

Hiei: @_@

Kurama: tehehehehe *makes out again with Hiei *

Yusuke: -_-;;;;; KURAMA! WE'LL SHAVE YOUR HEAD IF YOU DON'T STOP MAKING OUT WITH HIEI AND TELL US WHO'S GOING NEXT!

Kurama: MEEP!! *pets his hair * MY BEAUTIFUL SILKY HAIR! (1) OK OK I'LL STOP!!!

Yusuke: Bout time.

Kurama: *death glare * Ok YUSUKE is going next and he'll be singing A Pirate's Life For Me. Happy?

Yusuke: NO! WHY CAN'T I GET A GOOD SOLO?!?!?!

Hiei: Because you interrupted us and pissed Kurama off. Duh. Plus you're almost as much fun to make fun of as Kuwabra.

Kuwabara: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!?!

Hiei: You heard me. KuwaBRA!

Jin: Oooo I like that name! Where did you get that?

Ddc: *appears * Tehehehehehe that would be a spelling error of mine in one of my many aim conversations. ^_^ don't you just love funny spelling errors?

Everyone: *anime fall *

Ddc: Ok I'm gone I'm gone *disappears *

Yusuke: 0_0 who IS that?!?!!?

Hiei: That's the person who promised that person that she'd let that person lock me and Kurama in a suitcase! ^_^

Yusuke: -_-;;;;

Kurama: Well Yusuke, start the song already. We're BORED. *smirk *

Yusuke: You know Kurama you're really annoying right now. Did you know that?

Kurama fanclub: *pound and shout death threats at Yusuke *

Hiei: *death glare at Yusuke *

Kurama: *smirks * I have too many allies Yusuke. You can't win at this. Now start singing or I let Hiei use his dragon and eat you.

Yusuke: Fine fine I'm going I'm going *grumbles something about baka kitsunes *

Hiei: HEY THAT'S MY NICKNAME FOR KURAMA! NOT YOURS!

Yusuke: *salutes Hiei * Yes sir!

Hiei: *rolls eyes * just start the damn song already.

Yusuke: Fine I will! *sticks out tongue *

Koenma: Have you noticed that everyone is very immature?

Jin: Nope

Touya: Don't know what you're talking about.

Koenma: Really. *points at Hiei and Yusuke *

Hiei and Yusuke: *sticking their tongues out at each other *

Jin: That's how they always act

Koenma: HIEI acts like a little kid?!?!?!

Touya: Yup. Everyday. You really don't pay much attention to your team do you.

Koenma: -_-;;;;;

Yusuke: Ok time to start song.

Everyone: FINALLY!

Yusuke: Oh shut up.

*music starts *

Yusuke: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot

Drink up me hearties yo ho!

Kuwabara Jin Kurama and Hiei: *take out sake and "drink up"*

Touya: *hiding the chocolate from Jin *

Yusuke: We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot

Drink up me hearties yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack

Drink up me hearties yo ho!

Kuwabara and Jin: *successfully drunk from drinking up *

Kurama and Hiei: *not drunk yet *

Yusuke: We maraud and embezzle and even highjack

Drink up me hearties yo ho!

Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me

We kindle and char and inflame and ignite

Drink up me hearties yo ho!

Kuwabara: hic…how many times do we have to….hic….drink up?!?

Jin: I…hic….give up! Oh icy….hic….come here icy!

Kurama and Hiei: *drinking up * (a/n: 0_0 everyone, run for your lives ^_^;;;)

Yusuke: We burn up the city we're really a fright

Drink up me hearties yo ho!

We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villains and knaves

Drink up me hearties yo ho!

Kurama and Hiei: *getting drunk from trying to keep up with song *

Yusuke: We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.

Drink up me hearties yo ho!

We're beggas and blighters and ne'er do-well cads

Drink up me hearties yo ho!

Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads

Drink up me hearties yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

Kurama and Hiei: *have passed out from drinking *

Yusuke: JEEZ! How much did they drink?!?!

Kuwabara: *counts bottles * About ten bottles of sake each.

Yusuke: meep! I didn't know anyone besides Chu could drink that much!!!

Jin: Apparently…hic…it's very possible. I WANT CHOCOLATE!!!

Yusuke: Here have some skittles. They're good.

Jin: *examines a red skittle, then eats it * YUMMY!!!! *eats whole bag *

Touya: Uh oh.

Yusuke: What?

Touya: Jin+candy/sugar=very very hyper

Yusuke: *gulps *

Jin: WEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A BUNNY! I'M A BUNNY!!!!! *zooms around room *

Touya: AHHH!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!

Everyone: *running in circles around the room *

Kuwabara: Nice going Urameshi!

Yusuke: HEY! How was I supposed to know this would happen?!?!?!

Touya: The fact that Jin is naturally hyper 24/7 wasn't a clue?!?!?!?

Yusuke: Oh yeah huh. Oops. AHHH!!!!

Jin: *sees fanclubs outside * OOOOO LOOKIE!!! WEIRDOS!!! KILL THE WEIRDOS!!!!!

Fanclubs: meep!!!!

Jin: *flies into window and passes out * x_x

Yusuke: *pokes Jin * I think he's dead

Touya: No he isn't

Koenma: What kind of windows do you have Kuwabara?!?!?!

Kuwabara: Bullet proof! ^_^ Like the movie Bullet Proof Monk!!!!

Everyone: *anime fall *

Yusuke: *getting up * Ok my turn to pick again!

Koenma: AHHH!!! IT'S THE APOCOLIPSE!!! EVERYONE RUN!! *runs into wall and passes out *

Kuwabara: Did you give him skittles too?

Yusuke: No. Anyway, I pick…..

Darkdemonchild: tehehehehehehehe ^_^ that was fun. Oh yeah, that beautiful silky hair line is from the Great Commercial Adventure, one of the funniest fics I've ever read. So I give the author of that fic full credit for the line "Ah my beautiful silky hair!" ^_^;;;; I couldn't think of anything else. Anyway, who will be chosen? Oh and if you want to know my ingenious method of choosing this character, I'll reveal my secret cus I'm not a magician. I wrote down the names of everyone, put them in my Patriots beanie (GO PATRIOTS!!!! ^_^;;; I was born in mass. I can't help it ^_^) and pulled out yusuke's slip by pure luck. ^_^ isn't it great? And I wanted to use this song in this fic cus it's from Pirates of the Caribbean, the best movie in the world!!!! *stares at POTC poster on wall of room * 0_,0 Oh yeah, and someone pointed out that the last chapter's song isn't from Disney. GOMEN!!! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ANASTASIA WASN'T DISNEY!!! ^_^;;;; so I'm really sorry. But I luv that song so I'm not taking it off ^_^ ok please please PLEASE review! ^_^ ja!

Afterthought: Oh and the song El Bigote is an actual song that my Spanish teacher played for us on Friday to help us learn direct objects. ^_^;;; and yes it's realy about mustaches, it talks about how "some like it fat, some like it skinny" and so on. I couldn't stop cracking up cus it sounded like something from Monty Python! Seriously, they had these weird crazy people cackling in the very beginning! It was great! ^_^