Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Disney Karaoke ❯ Under the Sea ( Chapter 10 )

Disclaimer: lalalalalalalalala can I pwease own yu yu hakusho? Pwease? *puppy anime eyes*

Kuri: *eye twitches * Get away from me you're scaring me.

Ddc: Tehehehehehe ^_^

Summary: Short disclaimer today cus im not feeling very creative with disclaimers. Woohoo I just had another stroke of genius and have got another good idea for a fic! Woohoo! But I'm not telling, cus I haven't written it up yet. ^_^ ok I just figured out that I'm sleepy. -_-;;; oh well sleepiness is good! Cus I'm weird when I'm sleepy!!! ^_^ ok on with the fic I got nothing else to say ^_^;;;

Yusuke: *pulls out sheet of paper *

Everyone: WELL?!?!

Yusuke: *snickers*

Everyone: -_-;;;;

Kurama: Just tell us who it is!

Yusuke: Why should I?

Hiei: Because I'll have my dragon eat you

Kurama: And after that I'll have my death tree eat your soul

Yusuke: Man you two are violent today ^_^;;;

Hiei and Kurama: Thank you ^_^ *flash peace signs as confetti flies through air *

Yusuke: AHH NOT AGAIN!!! *anime fall *

Hiei and Kurama: Tehehehehehe this never gets old ^_^

Koenma: Please make it get old! I'm too young to die!

Kuwabara: But aren't you seven hundred years old?

Koenma: EXACTLY! Too young to die!!!

Kurama: Oh shut up you big baby

Hiei: Yeah really. Your whining's pissin' me off.

Koenma: -_-;;; well sorry if your little victory thingy is scary

Kurama: Oh we can be MUCH scarier

Koenma: Really. I'd like to see how.

Hiei and Kurama: *pretend to be ghetto *

Hiei: Yo yo yo whatz up ma homey?

Kurama: Nada honey baby. You want some a dis?

Hiei: Oooo ya know me well sugar babe. *makes out with Kurama *

Koenma: 0_0 *falls over backwards in faint * x_x

Kuwabara: *fainted * x_x

Yusuke: *laughing his ass off *

*outside *

Karasu: 0_0 since when was Kurama ghetto?

Kuronue: *pulls a ghetto * Kurama is my homey from da hood.

Karasu: *anime fall *

Mukuro: You idiots, nobody here is from the ghetto! They're just doing that to scare people!

Kuronue and Karasu: We knew that! ^_^;;;

Mukuro: *rolls eyes * Uh huh sure ya did.

Bui: *pokes Mukuro * Hey um Muku? I think we should help Ruka down now.

Mukuro: And why the hell should we do that?

Bui: *points to tree *

Mukuro: *turns around and sees Yomi raping Ruka * AHHH!!!! YOMI YOU PERVERTED OLD GOAT!!!!

Yomi: Tehehehehehehe ^_^

*inside *

Hiei and Kurama: *stop making out and see Yomi raping Ruka in the tree * 0_0

Yusuke and Kuwabara: Ooooooo *watches *

Koenma: oooooo my turn my turn! *pushes Kuwabara away *

Kuwabara: Hey!!!!

Koenma: *hits him on head with vase * Shut up! This is better than watching that really hot ningen girl shower on the big screen monitor!

Yusuke: *whistles * Woohoo Koenma! I never knew you were such a hentai!

Kurama: 0_0 how can you ENJOY that?!?!?

Hiei: Yeah really 0_0

Kurama: Uh oh *gulps *

Hiei: What?

Kurama: *turns Yoko *

Hiei: Uh oh!!!!

Yoko: *runs to window * Aw I thought this was actually going to be fun to watch. Yomi ALWAYS does that. *pouts* Can't teach an old goat new tricks I guess.

Hiei: *anime fall *

Yoko: CUTIE!!!!! *grabs Hiei and makes out with him vigorously *

Kuwabara: AHHHH!!!!!

Yusuke: 0_0 did Yoko just say cutie?!?!

Yoko: *stops making out with Hiei * ^_^ I'm happy now

Hiei: @_@

Yoko: Tehehehehehehee ^_^;;;

Hiei: Yoko…….

Yoko: yes love?

Hiei: *stares *

Yoko: oooo not now love not now. Later.

Hiei: oooo ok! ^_^

Yusuke: I have a pretty good idea of what you two are talking about and I'm currently being plagued with disturbing images.

Hiei and Yoko: ^_^

Yoko: Disturbing images are good for you though

Hiei: Of course, acting out those disturbing images is better for you

Yoko: True ^_^ *makes out with Hiei *

Kuwabara: AHHH!!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!! *falls through floor *

Koenma: *peers through Kuwabara-shaped hole in floor * Hey Kuwabara! Don't you think you're over reacting? They've only been doing that for the past *looks at clock * Four hours.

Kuwabara: *climbs out of hole * I can't help it! It's so wrong!

Yusuke: No it's not. You're so wrong!

Kuwabara: Huh?

Yusuke: Not to mention stupid.

Kuwabara: HEY!!!! I'M NOT STUPID!!! *charges Yusuke *

Yusuke: *side steps *

Kuwabara: *crashes into bookshelf * owww my head

Yusuke: *laughing * Well I guess Kuwabara's really "cramming" his head full of books

Yoko: *looks up from making out with Hiei on the ground * Hey I wonder what happened to Reisho?

*on Highway 101 *

Riesho: *running down one of the lanes panting * Touya! Come back my beloved icicle! Whew all this running really kills your legs.

Giant refrigerator truck: *honks at hunched of Reisho *

Riesho: Huh? *looks at truck that's heading straight for him * AHHH!!!!! *tries to out run truck *

Truck: *plows into Riesho *

Riesho: *stuck on front window like bug *

Truck driver: *tries to wipe him off window with wind-shield wipers *

*Kuwabara's house *

Hiei: I guess we'll never know.

Kuwabara: good that guy's creepy. I hope we never see him again.

Koenma: Hey! We forgot about who's singing!

Yoko: Oh yeah! Hey! *grabs head *

Kuwabara: Oro?

Ddc: *appears * HEY! THAT'S KENSHIN'S LINE! NOT YOURS! *disappears *

Kuwabara: huh? I'm so confused.

Yusuke: That's cus you're an idiot

Yoko: No! I don't wanna! You can't make me!

Koenma: Um guys why is Yoko spazzing out?

Hiei: Oh he's just having a fight with himself.

Kuwabara: 0_0 is that normal?

Hiei: If you have two different people in the same body then yes it is.

Yoko: No! You stupid bastard! I'm not leaving! Ah! *bites hand * You bit me! You stupid bastard you bit me! That's it! *pulls hair * HA! Take that!

Everyone except Hiei: 0_0

Hiei: Ok you two break it up.

Yoko: Noooooo I lost. *goes back to red haired Kurama *

Kurama: HA! That loser I beat him. Owww my poor poor hair *holds head * He didn't have to pull my hair so hard!

Yusuke Kuwabara and Koenma: *anime fall *

Kurama: Hey Yusuke! Tell us who's going now!

Yusuke: Ok! *pulls out paper from pocket * KOENMA!

Koenma: Meep! Why me?!!?

Yusuke: Because the paper from your stupid hat says so. And I say you're singing Under the Sea! Because I had to sing a stupid song from the Little Mermaid.

Kurama: HEY! The Little Mermaid rocks! Don't insult the Little Mermaid!

Yusuke: Hn. Whatever

Hiei: HEY! THAT'S MY LINE! NO STEALING MY LINE!!!

Yusuke: I don't see your name on it!

Hiei: *pulls out legal document * HA! It's MINE! I got it COPY WRITE! Hahaha sucker! Now I can sue you!

Yusuke: *gulp *

Hiei: Give me…… *thinks * A BILLION GALLEONS OF ICE CREAM!!!!!

Everyone: *anime fall *

Koenma: CAN I SING NOW?!?!?!?!?!

Yusuke: PLEASE! DO!

*lights go down *

Koenma: *starts talking/singing to Kurama * Ariel, listen to me

The human world, it's a mess

Life under the sea

Is better than anything they got up there

The seaweed is always greener

In somebody else's lake.

You dream about going up there

But that is a big mistake

Just look at the world around you

Right here on the ocean floor

Such wonderful things surround you

What more is you lookin' for?

Kurama: *whispers to Hiei * Why is he singing to me?

Hiei: Because you look like Ariel

Kurama: Oh

Hiei: But he is right

Kurama: What do you mean?

Hiei: What more are you looking for?

Kurama: *smiles* absolutely nothing.

Koenma: Under the sea

Under the sea

Darling it's better

Down where it's wetter

Take it from me

Up on the shore they work all day

Out in the sun they slave away

While we devotin'

Full time to floatin'

Under the sea

Kurama and Hiei: *making out *

Koenma: Down here all the fish is happy

As off through the waves they roll

The fish on the land ain't happy

They sad `cause they in their bowl

But fish in the bowl is lucky

They in for a worser fate

One day when the boss get hungry

Guess who's gon' be on the plate

Uh oh!

Yusuke: Man Koenma's boring when he sings

Kuwabara: You said it

Yusuke: HEY TODDLER! START DANCING!

Koenma: grrrrrr *starts dancing weirdly * Under the sea

Under the sea

Nobody beat us

Fry us and eat us

In fricassee

We what the land folks loves to cook

Under the sea we off the hook

We got no troubles

Life is the bubbles

Under the sea

Under the sea

Yusuke and Kuwabara: *rolling on the floor laughing their asses off because Koenma's doing the funky chicken dance while singing*

Koenma: Since life is sweet here

We got the beat here

Naturally

Even the sturgeon an' the ray

They get the urge `n' start to play

We got the spirit

You got to hear it

Under the sea

Kurama and Hiei: *making out *

Koenma: The newt play the flute

The carp play the harp

The plaice play the bass

And they soundin' sharp

The bass play the brass

The chub play the tub

The fluke is the duke of soul

Yeah

The ray he can play

The lings on the strings

The trout rocking' out

The blackfish she sings

The smelt and the sprat

They know where it's at

An' oh that blowfish blow!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: *laughing *

Koenma: *trying to regain breath after big rap part *

Kurama and Hiei: *still making out *

Koenma: Under the sea

Under the sea

When the sardine

Being the beguine

It's music to me

What do they got? A lot of sand!

We got a hot crustacean band

Each little clam here

Know how to jam here

Under the sea

Each little slug here

Cuttin' a rug here

Under the sea

Each little snail here

Know how to wail here

That's why it's hotter

Under the water

Ya we in luck here

Down in the muck here

Under the sea!!!

Koenma: *looks at Kurama and Hiei *

Kurama and Hiei: *still making out *

Koenma: grrrrrr KURAMA!! YOU WEREN'T PAYING ANY ATTENTION!!!

Kurama: *stops making out with Hiei * Yup. You got a problem with that?

Koenma: GRRRRRRRR >_<

Yusuke and Kuwabara: *laughing their asses off *

Yusuke: Hahahaha nice chicken dance Koenma hahahahaha

Kuwabara: Yeah that was great!!! Hahahahaa

*outside *

Kurama fanclub except for Yomi: HEY! HE STOLE OUR VICTORY DANCE!!!

Botan: Oh you guys shut up. He looked oh so cute doing that! ^_^

Ogre: *appears * Koenma?! Oh hi Botan.

Botan: Hi Ogre! Wanna join my Koenma fanclub?

Ogre: SURE!!! Weeeeee!!! Fun fun fun!

Kurama and Hiei fanclubs: *anime fall *

Yomi: weeeeeee I like this tree now!!!

Ruka: *gasps * Help me! Somebody please!!!

Mukuro: Hell no, if I go up there that perverted old goat will rape me too!

Yomi: Oh no I wont! You know that!

Mukuro: Promise?

Yomi: Pinky swear!

Mukuro: Oh ok. *climbs up tree *

Yomi: *pushes Ruka off tree and grabs Mukuro * Tehehehe new play mate!!!! *rips Mukuro's clothes *

Mukuro: AHH!!!! YOU PINKY SWORE!!!

Yomi: Tehehehe I had my ears, fingers, AND toes crossed.

Karasu: he's got a point you know. If you have all those things crossed you can definitely break a pinky swear

Mukuro: AHH!!!!!!!!

*inside *

Hiei: 0_0 my boss is getting raped by an ancient six eared goat in a tree.

Kurama: *snickers *

Hiei: I'll never be able to look at her the same way again. 0_0

Koenma: oooooo more raping in trees!!! *runs to window to watch *

Yusuke and Kuwabara: *push each other as they run to window *

Kurama: No! ARGH! NOT AGAIN! *turns yoko*

Yoko: *goes to window * Nope still not exciting. Ok FINE Shuichi you can make out with Hiei more! Jeez don't through another temper tantrum, they're embarrassing. I mean seriously, you're acting like a two year old. *turns back into Kurama *

Kurama: YAY! *makes out with Hiei *

Koenma: OK! I gotta pick the next person! And I pick…..

Darkdemonchild: Tehehehehehe sorry this kind of goes over the pg-13 rating, but oh well I didn't go into detail so I'm keeping it pg-13 ^_^ tehehehehe hi Kris! Like the Mukuro getting raped part? Don't worry, I'll have Botan rape her later maybe ^_^ tehehehe don't ask. Long story. Well anyway, please please PLEASE review!!!! I luv reviews!!! They make me feel all special and loved ^_^ well gotta go work on getting kris to update her story. ^_^ ja! And don't forget, reviews make me feel special and luved, and when I feel special and luved I update faster. ^_^