Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Disney Karaoke ❯ Les Poissons ( Chapter 11 )

Disclaimer: Ok no funky disclaimers. Sorry.

Everyone: WHAAAA!!!

Ddc: 0_0;;;;;;; ok then.

Summary: HELLO! ^_^ tehehehe ok cus I'm seriously sugar high off soda and lemon lollipops (teheheheheeh kris. Lemon lollipops ^_~ sorry inside joke ^_^;;;) and because I wann start the sequel for this fic, I'm making another chapter!!! Woohoo! Everyone do a dance!!!! Except the chicken dance, that is reserved for me and the dancing hampster in a chicken suit that is sitting on my kitchen counter. ^_^;;; don't ask. Oh and I'm loaning that to Koenma and the Kurama fanclub, so they're giving it back to me asap. RIGHT GUYS??!

Koenma and Kurama fanclub: Meep! Yes ma'am!

^_^ good. Ok then, on with the fic!!!!

Koenma: I pick…..

Kurama: Lalalalalalalalalala

Yusuke: Random comment #570!

Hiei: What the hell are you talking about Yusuke?

Yusuke: Never mind you wouldn't understand.

Kuwabara: True nobody ever understands Yusuke.

Kieko: *shouts through window * I DO!

Shizuru: I DO TOO!

Kuwabara and Yusuke: AH! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?!?!?!

Kieko: We

Shizuru: Are

Both: The Yusuke Fanclub! *flash peace signs as confetti flies through air *

Everyone: *anime fall *

Kurama: *gets up and brushes dust off of him * Well it looks like we all have fanclubs now. Except for you Kuwabara.

Kuwabara: Whhaaaaaa nobody loves me!

Hiei: And for good reason too.

Kuwabara: I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT LOUDER!

Hiei: Ok. AND FOR GOOD REASON TOO!!!

Kuwabara: RAWR!!!! *attacks Hiei *

Hiei: *jumps up and down on Kuwabara's head * WEEEEE!!!! HE'S A TRAMPOLINE!!!!!

Yusuke: 0_0;;;; what on earth did you eat Hiei?!?!

Hiei: Only twenty lemon flavored lollipops. ^_^

Kurama: Uh oh. That explains a lot.

Hiei: *jumps onto Kurama * SANTA!!!!!! Can I have a pretty silver fox doll for Christmas? Huh huh can I can I PWEASE!!! *anime puppy eyes *

Kurama: 0_0;;;;;;;;;

Yusuke: *anime fall *

Hiei: *runs around room with his arms spread out like airplane wings * WEEEEE!!!! Woosh! Woosh! I can fly I can fly!

Yusuke: Oh god it's our Christmas party all over again! Now all he has to do is…

Hiei: *jumps off couch and flaps arms and "flies" into bookshelf *

Yusuke: *grimaces * That.

Kurama: OH NO!!! HIEI!!! SPEAK TO ME!!! *holds hand *

Hiei: Weeeeeee!!!!! It's Ariel from the Little Mermaid!!!! Hey where'd your tail go?!?!?!

Kurama: Ok he's fine.

Hiei: I WANT A PIGGY BACK RIDE!!!! *jumps on Kurama's back * Giddi up horsy! Can I be in the rodeo?!? Huh huh can I can I?!?!?!

Yusuke: 0_0;;;;; I'm scared he's worse than Jin when he's hyper!

Hiei: *points at Yusuke * Hey look! It's a king! Let's through coconuts at him!!!!!!

Yusuke: AHHH!!!! KURAMA!!! GET YOUR CRAZY BOYFRIEND AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!

Kurama: STOP IT HIEI!!!

Hiei: *gets creepy seductive look * Oh baby aren't you looking hot tonight.

Kurama: 0_0 *gulps * Uh oh.

Hiei: *wraps arm around Kurama's waist * Hey sugar how bout coming with me back to my pad. It'll just be the two of us. Sounds like fun, neh?

Kurama: 0_0 Hiei………….

Hiei: *puts hand up Kurama's shirt * don't be so tense baby. Relax. Enjoy yourself.

Kurama: *looks around at others * Um guys?!? A little help here?!?!

Kuwabara: No way! The last thing I need is Hiei jumping me!

Hiei: *looks at Kuwabara * AHH!!!! IT'S THE SON OF GOLLEM AND A CAVE TROLL!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!

Kurama: *sighs in relief that Hiei's back to little kid hyperness* whew.

Hiei:*grabs pair of scissors * I think your hair is too long red! Time to have a trim!

Kurama: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY HAIR!!!!!!!

Hiei: *chases Kurama around with a pair of scissors *

Kurama: *runs away holding hair * HIEI!!! STOP IT!!!!!

Hiei: NEVER REDDIELOCKS!!!!! WEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Koenma: 0_0 at least he hasn't done anything to me yet.

Hiei: *sees Koenma * OOOO!!! LOOK!!!! THE LITTLE TODDLER HAS A FUNKY HAT!!!

Koenma: Uh oh.

Hiei: KILL THE HAT!!! *grabs hat and rips it to shreds using teeth *

Koenma: *is bald without hat *

Everyone: 0_0

Yusuke: *starts laughing * Hey look!! The toddler hasn't grown hair yet!!!

Kuwabara: Hahahahahha!!! He looks like a martian!!!

Hiei: *sneaks away and steals electric shaver from Kuwabara's bathroom *

Kurama: *is hiding on top of book shelf *

Hiei: *sneaks up behind Kuwabara and shaves off his hair * Tehehehe now he's a martian too!!!

Kuwabara: AHHH!!! MY HAIR!!!!!! *picks up pieces of hair on ground * No! Speak to me hair!!! Speak to me!!!!!

Hiei: Tehehehehe!!!!!! *pulls Yusuke's hair off * 0_0 it's a wig!!!!

Yusuke: *tries to cover up curly blonde hair with hands *

Kurama:0_0 uh oh. I'm the only one with good hair left!

Hiei: ^_^ ooo foxy!!!!!

Kurama: 0_0 YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!

Hiei: ^_^ ok! *runs around room skipping while singing Mary had a Little Lamb *

Kuwabara: SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!!!!

Koenma: 0_0 OK! THE NEXT PERSON IS HIEI!!! AND HE'S SINGING *looks at song list on back of cd * LES POISSONS!!!!! Hopefully that'll calm him down.

Hiei: WEEEE!!!! FRENCHIES!!!!!!

*lights go down low *

Hiei: *in perfect French accent * Les poissons

Les poissons

How I love les poissons

Love to chop

And to serve little fish

First I cut off their heads

And I pull out the bones

Ah mais oui

Ca c'est toujours delish

Hiei: *starts hacking away with invisible fish on sofa arm with katana *

Kurama: *sneaks down from top of book shelf *

Hiei: Les poissons

Les poissons

Hee hee hee

Hah hah hah

With the clever I hack them in two

I pull out what's inside

And I serve it up fried

God, I love little fishes

Don't you?

Everyone: *calming down *

Koenma: *whispers to Yusuke * I think he's going back to normal!

Yusuke: Let's hope so.

Hiei: Here's something for tempting the palate

Prepared in the classic technique

First you pound the fish flat with a mallet

Then you slash through the skin

Give the belly a slice

Then you rub some salt in

`Cause that makes it taste nice

Hiei: *has successfully dissected the sofa arm chair * *looks up and sees Kurama *

Hiei: Zut alors! I have missed one!!!

Kurama: 0_0 uh oh.

Hiei: *goes up to Kurama * Sacre bleu

What is this?

How on earth could I miss

Such a sweet little succulent crab?

Kurama: Great now I'm a crab.

Hiei: Quel dommage

What a loss

Here we go in the sauce *throws Kurama onto the couch *

Now some flour, I think

Just a dab

Now I stuff you with bread *stuffs pillow into Kurama's mouth *

It don't hurt

`Cause you're dead

And you're certainly luck you are

Kurama: 0_0 *muffled shriek * I'M NOT DEAD!!!!! I'M NOT DEAD!!!!!

Hiei: *brandishing katana *'Cause it's gonna be hot

In my big silver pot

Toodle loo mon poisson

Au revoir!

Kurama: *rolls away before Hiei chops his head off with katana * AHHH!!!!!!!!

Hiei: *chases Kurama around room waving katana around * RAWR!!!!!!!!!! POISSON!!!! COME BACK HERE POISSON!!!! I GOTTA STUFF YOU WITH BREAD!!!!!!

Kurama: AHHH!!!! HIEI!!!! CAN'T WE TALK THIS OVER?!?!?!?!

Hiei: NOPE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: 0_0

Hiei: *runs into bookshelf and passes out * x_x

Kurama: *huddling in corner * meep!

*outside *

Fanclubs: 0_0

Mukuro: Remind me to never give Hiei any form of sugar EVER again.

Bui: I'll make a note as soon as possible.

Karasu and Kuronue: *hugging each other crying *

Kuronue: Whaaaaaa poor Kurama!!!!!

Karasu: Whaaaaa he was almost stuffed with bread!!!!

Kieko and Shizuru: 0_0 Yusuke isn't a natural black?!?!?!

Ruka and Yomi: *still screwing like rabbits in tree *

Botan and Ogre: *have fainted from shock of bald toddler Koenma * x_x x_x

Koto: *is reading Cosmopolitan * oooo so you can suck, lick, AND bite, but only if you want to. Hmmmmmm *stuffs nose into Cosmopolitan *

*inside *

Hiei: *wakes up * Huh? What happened? *sees bald Koenma and Kuwabara, Yusuke putting his black hair back on, and Kurama shivering in a corner * Uh oh did I eat sugar again?

Kurama: *nods head vigorously *

Yusuke: Yup you had twenty lemon lollipops.

Hiei: Uh oh. What did I do in my urge this time?

Yusuke: Urge?!?!

Hiei: Don't ask.

Kuwabara: Well to summarize everything, you jumped on my head screaming that it was a trampoline, then jumped on Kurama saying that he was Santa and that you wanted a silver fox doll for Christmas, and you flew off the couch into the bookshelf, then jumped onto Kurama's back saying he was a horsy and you wanted to be in the rodeo. And then you said Yusuke was a king and we should throw coconuts at him, and then you said that Kurama's hair was too long and you started chasing him around with scissors trying to cut his hair off, and THEN you got all weird and horny and started hitting on Kurama and then you called me the son of Gollem and a cave troll, which, I might add, is not true.

Hiei: Yes it is.

Kuwabara: SHUT UP! MY STORY TIME! NOT YOURS! Anyway, after that you cut up Koenma's had and revealed to us that he actually is bald, then you shaved off my hair so now I'm bald too, and then you pulled off Yusuke's hair, which turns out to be a wig, and by then Kurama was hiding on top of the bookshelf which somehow managed to stand up again after you flew into it, and then you started skipping around in circles singing Mary Had a Little Lamb, and then to try to calm you down we had you sing Les Poissons, only that didn't work because then you thought Kurama was a crab and so at the end of the song you were chasing him around waving your katana like a maniac and shouting that you were going to stuff him with bread, and then you ran into the bookshelf and passed out.

Hiei: 0_0 that wasn't me.

Yusuke: Yes it was!!

Hiei: No, that was an evil noodle that took over my brain.

Everyone: *anime fall *

Koenma: An evil noodle. Now that's a new one.

Hiei: *crawls over to Kurama and pets hair * Gomen nasai koibito. Ai shiteru

Hiei and Kurama: *kiss tenderly *

Everyone: Awwwwwwwww

*ten minutes later *

Koenma: Ok well I gotta get back to the office soon.

Kurama: And Hiei and I have a little catching up to do *winks at Hiei *

Hiei: *big grin *

Kuwabara: Yeah I gotta clean up the house before my parents get home

Yusuke: And I have absolutely nothing to do so I'll just go home for no apparent reason because everyone else has stuff to do.

Hiei: So how bout we wrap this up guys?

Kuwabara: As long as it doesn't involve you eating lemon lollipops.

Hiei: Ok I get to pick then.

Darkdemonchild: Teheheheheheheh as I said. Sugar high-ness is bad for me. It makes me do weird stuff ^_^;;;; tehehehehehehehe. Ok I'm done giggling. Man I'm beat. It's only 12:18 though!!!! Oh well. Gotta get up tomorrow to write an evil paper from hell for the evil teacher from hell from the evil class from hell, also known as a country overview paper on Japan's recent history for Mrs. Everist for World History. -_-;;;; man I never wanna wake up. Oh yeah, who will Hiei choose and what song will it be? Only I know! ^_^ oh and I'm sorry to say that the next chapter will be the final chapter of Disney Karaoke. Whaaaaaaa so sad!!!! I've had so much fun with this fic!!! But wait, it's not the last chapter yet. ^_^;;; I'll save all the mushy crying stuff for then. ^_^ ja!