Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Double identity ❯ Hell no! ( Chapter 10 )

Whee! o.o It seems I got more reviews!? Thank you!!! That makes me incredibly happy! Ok, since not everyone was clear on who the lemon is going to be with, I'll put it in the next chapter. The pairing is: MizuxHiei.

 

Disclaimer: Mizu, original ideas and the plot are all mine. That is all.

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Chapter 10: Hell no!

 

After careful review of every single word on the page of the Book of Mythical Creatures, Koenma had summoned the best ogre doctors he had available and asked them to wake the fairymph up. They would need her power soon if she was to be kept safe.

 

While in a coma, she was vulnerable. And a vulnerable mythical creature was not acceptable.

 

An hour later, having tried every trick up their sleeves, the ogres came out of the bland room, physically exhausted and shook their heads at Koenma, apologizing silently.

 

The toddler sighed and turned the page, maybe there would be more information there? Reading with half closed eyes, Koenma's head started sliding off his hand when a word caught his attention: “wake.”

 

'So it is possible!' he thought happily and kept on reading, awake this time. He swallowed dryly at the very graphic description of what the person doing the awakening had to do. Even though his appearance was that of a toddler, Koenma was older than most teenagers, although his maturity level could be argued.

 

In any case, the Prince's cheeks heated up extremely quickly yet he kept on reading since he desperately needed this crucial information. And even if he was reading something that his father would consider pornography -well, not quite- he just knew he was not going to the one waking the fairymph up. No way.

 

Hence, since it was now dusk, he decided to call upon one lucky guy who would have the privilege to wake a mythical creature. Since no one random should do that, Koenma of course picked a member of his trusted Spirit Detectives.

 

Koenma would have drawn straws, except he chewed them all up with coffee. He would have done random choosing, yet he knew Yusuke, Kuwabara and Kurama all had school obligations, at least that's what he made himself believe.

 

That left him with the most ambiguous demon of all: Hiei. However, Koenma just knew Hiei would never, ever, do something like what the book described. Not even if his life depended on it. That was just the way his pride worked.

 

“Tsk.” sighed Koenma before closing his eyes for a few seconds. There was no other option. It would have to do... He just hoped he could bargain something.

 

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“What do you want now?” growled Hiei, unhappy to have been grudgingly brought back into the same office. “I already told you all that I saw. Wasn't that enough?”

 

“It was, but she's in a coma now.” replied Koenma patiently, observing Hiei with brown eyes. “I thoroughly searched for a method, a-- a way to wake her up.” explained the small Prince. “So far, all have failed.” he seriously concluded.

 

Silence. “And?” snapped Hiei impatiently. He had better things to do than listen to other people's complaints.

 

“... But then I stumbled on the only way to wake her up.”

 

“...” No comment on Hiei's part.

 

Koenma sighed, “To put it bluntly, I want you to wake her up.” he stated then looked down at this desk in embarrassment. “And-- here's the way to... do it.” he added in a scared whisper, turning the book on his desk so that Hiei could read it.

 

Which he did -skim read that is- until his eyes nearly bulged out of his head. “WHAT!?!” yelled Hiei furiously, unsheathing his katana to slice Koenma's throat.

 

“Now now Hiei-- don't be rash!” gulped Koenma, inching backwards in his seat, attempting to soothe the angry demon in front of him.

 

“There's no way in the seven Hells I would do this!! Not even to get rid of you!” he roared disapprovingly, his eyes flaming with hatred.

 

“A-at least think of it this way: she's not human... It won't-- hurt your pride all that much. Besides, it's like she chose you! She materialized in front of you, no?” sweat dropped Reikai's Prince.

 

“So what? I'd never do anything like that!” yelled Hiei, seriously ready to kill the toddler in front of him.

 

Koenma took a deep, quick breath and pushed a button under his desk. “Well then I'm not going to give you a choice. You have to wake her up. That's an order.” he snapped while the wall behind Hiei split in two and opened quickly.

 

Two ogres came out from the room and pulled Hiei inside while another ogre grabbed the heavy book on Koenma's desk and ran into the room, placing it on a white table. “I'll give you a day to wake her up. If you fail, I'll put you in jail for twenty years.” glared Koenma in all seriousness.

 

Hiei yanked his arms free from the ogres, who somehow seemed to have let go and was about to blur out of the room when he felt an invisible wall.

 

“I'm serious Hiei.” stared Koenma, “I'll be eternally grateful if you succeed. One day, that's all you get.” finished Koenma before closing the wall on Hiei's furious face(1).

 

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Hiei snarled in anger as the wall closed on him and left him in a white room with a sleeping beauty on a bed, awaiting her Prince Charming's kiss. Or um, in this case... more than a kiss.

 

'That puny little brat.' growled Hiei, eyes darting across the room to find a way to escape. Why the hell was he chosen!?

 

After examining the room, the fire demon concluded there was no escape... After all, Koenma had all the information on Hiei's techniques and specialties, which would mean this room was like a cell.

 

Light breathing caught his ear and he turned around slowly to stare at the girl he had brought back from Makai. His feet seemed to move on their own, and as he got a closer look at her, he couldn't help but admit that she was gorgeous.

 

Then questions started swirling in his obstinate head of his: why did she decide to fall from the ceiling nearly on top of him? Was it because he was the first one there or did she subconsciously feel safe with him?

 

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On the other side of the wall, Koenma sat in his chair, debating whether to press the black button on his special remote. 'Oh, to heck with it!' he thought, his perverted side getting the best of him. Click. The image of Hiei taking a couple of steps towards the girl made Koenma smirk.

 

'Maybe he will get this over with sooner than later.' thought the queer Koenma. Maybe he should have told him there were cameras in the room... Nah, no need to. He'd have died on the spot. Although if Hiei noticed them, his death was pretty much guaranteed.

 

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Even though Hiei was staring at the girl's face, his ears picked up the sound of the slight whirring of the camera as it turned to take a closer look at them. Suddenly his eyes locked onto it, glaring intensely at the toddler he knew was behind this.

 

Koenma gulped in his office, even with the walls in between them, it seemed the distance wasn't great enough! “Little twerp,” growled Hiei, now in front of the camera, “if I catch you pulling another low trick on me, you won't have time to say 'ow' before your head is staring at your body. Got it?”

 

And before Koenma had time to switch the camera off, Hiei had simply cut it off, resulting in a couple electrical sparks that soon died. So much for spying...

 

Hiei's eyes scanned the page of the book again. All options considered, relieving his frustration through sexual intercourse might not be such a bad idea after all... Besides, the girl was drop dead gorgeous, he was truly alone right now and his friends would never know about it. So, why not take advantage of that?

 

(1) I do realize Hiei wouldn't be so easily duped, but for the sake of this story, he was out of it? ^^;

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Yay! I finally finished! Phew, what a drag... I'm so sorry for the wait! But hopefully this was... at least half worth it? The lemon will be in the next chapter, and if I feel necessary, I shall make it longer than I usually do. =3

 

KasaiKage: Haha, yeah... Who's Masaku? o.O I'm confuzzled... ._. um, maybe I should start watching YYH again... just to be up to date ^^;; Thanks for reviewing!

 

Salanti: Hehe yay! When you say first OC story, you mean a good one or just in general? For some reason I can't write self-inserts anymore... ^^;; Thanks for reviewing though!

 

DamnBlackHeart: Lol, yeah the sleepy Yusuke part was fun to write... >.> I'm slacking on writing the next chapter... bad me!

 

Mika: Yay! I know the feeling when you read something awesome once, then it disapppears, then you find it again! It's like a dream come true-- except... not... ^^;; Lol.

 

princessofsporks: Lol, yeah Koenma going caffeine high would be interesting... and out of the norm. Haha, drats you caught me-- I just put that one line to make it-- funny I guess, but I never really thought about that. o.o Good point! If I ever rememeber this later, I'll think of something ^^;;

 

silver_wolf: Haha, yeah I go on gaiaonline.com at school ^^;; *cough* But yeah, lemon's in the next chapter... I'm working on 12 right now... So you see, you get the better end of the deal. Since I update later on here, you don't have to wait as long for a new chapter. Well, yet... When I get to 12, it'll be all the same everywhere... >.> Thanks for reviewing and making me happy/hyper. ^^