Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Fox or Snake? ❯ An Idea.... ( Chapter 4 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Fox or Snake?
a fanfic by: Tori Singer

Disclaimers: *sigh, I'm still poor. Even if you do sue me, all's you'll get is a half-full pack of cigarettes, a pink lighter, and a stick of Winterfresh gum. Hn.
Warnings: This fic is a Kurama/Hiei fic....or was it Hiei/Kurama...? Aw hell, either way, they're still gonna fuck.
Notes: As I've said, I based this off of an Aladdin episode I watched like a long time ago. I changed a lot of it. Deal with it.
THANKS: I'd like to take this time to THANK all the people actually reading AND reviewing this story. Thank you all muchly! (is that a word?)

Chapter four:

"Hmmmm, I had not expected them on figuring out the potion's origins that quickly......meddlesome brats. That fox......errr.....Hiei's MINE!" Insane laughter filled the castle. Mukuro calmed herself down and watched the image closely. She seen the teens in the fox's living room still. Apparently, they had a dilema...
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"Don't worry Kurama! I, the great Kuwabara, shall find this cure and save you!" Kuwabara puffed out his chest and laughed annoyingly. Everyone else just covered their ears 'lest they start bleeding. Hiei glared daggers...no, POISONED katanas in Kuwabara's direction. Before he could pull out his sword, Kurama put a hand on his koibito's shoulder. Hiei sighed, but complied; AFTER sending another deathglare at Kuwabara, who was trying to avoid a certain spirit detective's fists. Kurama sighed.
"You guys, I don't know how we're going to sneak myself to the nearest portal, I think the closest one's in the park." (I don't know how the portals work, so the closest one is NOW in the park. So there! blows raspberry. -Tori)
Yuusuke stopped pounding Kuwabara long enough to offer his two cents.
"Hmm, I don't know Kurama, I'm sure we'll think of something." With that, he swung at Kuwabara some more. Leaving The orange haired teen constantly on the defensive.
"Koibito, what do you think we should do? You know where the park's portal is, you travel through it a lot." Kurama kept his intense gaze on Hiei, waiting for a response.
"Hn, it's behind a Sakura tree, next to the lake." Hiei stated matter of factly. He puffed himself up, trying to look intelligent for his fox. He kept darting his eyes toward Kurama, giving him quick, suggestive looks, trying to get Kurama to acknowledge him. Kurama couldn't help but smile softly. He reached over and stroked Hiei's cheek gently and lovingly. Hiei started his motor, dropping his arms and purring rather loudly. Kurama's eyes glazed over in adoration as Hiei moved into the touch. They were enjoying the moment until....
"Ahem!" The two lovers broke away and looked away guiltily. Yuusuke and Kuwabara both had red faces. Yuusuke finally spoke.
"Uhh....as much as I hated to interupt your precious moment, but I've got an idea as to how we can sneak Kurama out of here!" Yuusuke grinned, so sure of himself. Kurama looked hopeful.
"Well let's hear it Yuusuke. Please?" Kurama asked politly. Yuusuke sweatdropped. 'How can Kurama be full of manners when he's half reptile?!' Yuusuke humored him nonetheless.
"Well, I was thinking that I could maybe ste-....err...borrow my mom's car. Pretty sneaky huh?" Yuusuke put his hands on his hips and smirked. Kurama looked indignant.
"Oh sure! I'll steer......and you can work the pedals....I'm a snake Yuusuke! And I'm the only one who know's HOW to drive. So that won't work I'm afraid." Tears welled up in the fox's eyes. Hiei snarled and jumped, pinning Yuusuke to the wall. Kurama gasped at Hiei's aggresiveness toward their friend.
"Don't you ever make Kurama cry!" With that, Hiei reared back and walloped Yuusuke right in the kisser. Yuusuke seen stars and then layed in a heap on the floor. Hiei smirked. Kurama rushed-....er...slithered over to Yuusuke. He looked at Hiei.
"Koi!" Then turning his attention back to his friend, he reached down and checked Yuusuke for a pulse, just in case. Kuwabara was foaming at the mouth.
"Oi, shrimp! I, the great Kuwabara was the one who should've introduced next week to Urameshi!" When finished blubbering, he charged at Hiei, who stood calmly, letting the dumbass rush him. At the last moment, Hiei leaned back and shoved his foot out. With a girlish yelp, Kuwabara landed in a large blue heap on the floor. Hiei snickered. Kurama just gave Hiei The Look. Hiei cringed. He knew The Look. It meant Hiei didn't get any for awhile.....ugh. And all for those two stupid morons. Hiei glowered. Hell...it's not like he'd be getting any anyway, with Kurama no longer having his....lower regions. Hiei was depressed for the next few minutes. Kurama was getting fed up.
"Ok, Hiei, you're going to be the first person in human history to learn how to drive in record time." Hiei gawked at Kurama, positive the lotion was affecting something more than his lover's body; for instance, his common sense. Kuwabara shrieked.
"Are you CRAZY Kurama?! How can ANYONE teach HIEI to DRIVE!!!!???" Kuwabara's saliva was splurting in all different directions, causing everyone but Yuusuke to cringe. Kurama spoke again.
"It's no use Kuwabara, I've SEEN you try to drive, and......no I don't think so." Hiei snickered, causing Kuwabara to turn red in the face. Kurama approached the fallen Yuusuke once more.
"Go get some icy water Kuwabara, I think Hiei put him in a coma." Kuwabara grinned. He ran off to the kitchen to comply with his redheaded friend's request. Hiei settled himself on the couch arm, pondering this.....driving phenominomn. He'd seen Kurama do it, hell, he'd ridden in a car with Kurama, but he'd never attempted it. Though he would never admit it, he was a little worried about it.
"Hn." Hiei grunted. Kurama looked his way.
"You say something koi?" Kurama asked. Hiei just looked away. Kurama sighed, then Kuwabara returned with a gigantic cup of ice cold water, complete with ice cubes floating around in it. Kuwabara smirked, then positioned himself over the fallen Yuusuke.
"On three." Kurama stated.
"One..." Kuwabara leaned over Yuusuke.
"Two..." Kuwabara readied the cup.
"Hey Kuwabara...what are you....?" Yuusuke's eyes fluttered open and widened as he focused on Kuwabara, who in turn was looking at Kurama.
"THREE!!" *SPLASH!!!
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"Let me apologize again Yuusuke for earlier." Kurama was saying sorry for about the 10th time in the past 10 minutes. Yuusuke just sat on the couch, glaring at a grinning Kuwabara while drying himself off with a towel. Hiei had a rather smug look on his face.
"Save it Kurama, I don't care, it's Kuwabara's...no HIEI'S fault!" He turned and glared at the koorime, who in turn, glared right back. Kurama, sensing a fight, intervined.
"Hey, Yuusuke, can you still manage to nab-...err...borrow your mother's car?" Kurama looked at his friend hopefully. Yusuuke sulked.
"Oh yeah, you consider the idea AFTER I was introduced to next week!" Kurama averted his gaze.
"Well, I came up with a way to still use the car." Kurama quickly stated.
"And what's that?" Yuusuke said sarcastically.
"Well...um...Hiei's gonna drive after I...." He was cut off by Yuusuke's insane laughter.
"Hi-hiei....wah hah ha....is go-gonna hah hah...dri-drive?!" With that, he started laughing harder and fell in the floor, Kuwabara joined in with the laughing. Hiei glowered, grunted, and parked himself on the window seat. Kurama sighed. A vein popped out on his head. He snapped.
"LET ME FINISH!!!" The whole house boomed at the loudness and harsh tone of the normally gentle fox. All movements stopped. All sounds stopped. Everyone was looking at the flushed fox. He cleared his throat, and settled on the couch. Gesturing for his friends to sit, everyone scrambled onto the couch and chairs. Hiei frantically made his way from the window to his koibito's side on the sofa. Everyone looked at Kurama expectantly.
"Ok, here's the plan. First, Yuusuke, you're going to get you're mother's car from the driveway, hopefully she'll be asleep...."
"Or drunk.." Yuusuke cut in. Kurama finished.
"And Kuwabara, you'll go with Yuusuke, take my phone card, call a tow company, and have the car delivered here." Yuusuke looked confused.
"But, what will my excuse be?" The spirit detective asked.
"Tell them your mother has been drinking and you don't trust her with the car." Kurama shrugged his shoulders. Yusuuke grinned.
"I like it. What else?" Yusuuke waved his hand requesting Kurama to continue.
"Well, once the car's here, by the way, have them park next to the back door, so I can get in unseen. Once in the car, I'll show Hiei what makes the car work. Then, we'll hopefully drive on to the park. Leave the car, and make it through the portal, and go see Koenma."
Hearing no objections, Kurama nodded.
"Let's do it!"
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riiiiiing..............riiiiiiiing........
"Hello, towing company, may I help you?"
"Yeah, hi, I was wondering if you could make a towing for me....?" pause.
"Right, my mother has been drinking and I don't want to leave the car where she can get to it..........no I can't drive.........yeah......ok the address is...." Meanwhile......

"Well, do you think you can do this koi?" Kurama asked, placing a hand on the distraught looking koorime. Hiei glanced at the fox.
"Hn, I can handle anything." Hiei snorted. Kurama sighed. They were sitting on the couch, waiting for their friends to get back. Kurama was itching to touch his lover. 'Damn this curse! I can't even do anything with him.....hmmmm..' Kurama got an evil gleam in his eye. 'Yuusuke and Kuwabara won't be back for a while.......' Kurama glanced over at his unsuspecting lover. Hiei started when he felt a hand on his shoulder. He whipped around in his seat to face Kurama. Seeing the look in his lover's eyes, his own ruby orbs widened in surprise.
"But greeneyes, you can't...." He was cut off by Kurama, who placed a finger on the koorime's lips. The ruby orbs widened further.
"Shh..Hiei, let me take care of you..." He leaned in close to his koi. Hiei, seeing this, leaned forward to accept the kiss. Kurama closed his eyes and felt his lips connect with Hiei's. He opened his mouth, letting his tongue out to tease Hiei's lower lip. Hiei let out a whimper, before opening his mouth with a sigh. Kurama grinned and thrust his tongue against his lover's. Hiei moaned and scooted closer to the fox. Kurama wrapped his arms around his compact form and brought him closer until' Hiei had to press his hands to the kitsune's chest, to keep from being suffocated. Kurama gasped against Hiei's mouth as a cool hand slid it's way into Kurama's shirt. Kurama broke the kiss to lean his head back and moan. 'Strange, I don't feel anything in my lower regions...but my top half is on fire.' Kurama raised his hands to his lover's spikey hair, tangling his fingers in it as Hiei shyly flicked Kurama's nipple underneath his shirt. The fox struggled to find the remote to his stereo. It was on the coffee table; about a foot away. Trying not to disturb his lover, who was kissing his chest, and unbuttoning his shirt; he reached with his left hand, inching closer to the damn thing. He felt his fingers brushing against the base, grasping it, he hefted it up. He pointed it to the stereo, and after pressing a few buttons, Enya started playing. "Only Time." He knew it was Hiei's favorite song. And it's what they usually listen to while making love. So when the first notes of the song started, Hiei jerked up and looked at his lover. His eyes softened at the love he seen in those emerald pools. Hiei brought his hand up to his lover's cheek, in turn causing Kurama to cover his hand with his own. Kurama gently pushed Hiei down onto the couch. The fox smiled at the shocked expression on the koorime's face.
"Like I said, let me take care of you." With that, he leaned down and gently pressed his mouth to Hiei's. He brought his hands up and slowly took off Hiei's shirt, revealing the bronze skin underneath. He ran his warm hands over the muscled abdomen, causing Hiei to shiver. Kurama wormed his hands down to the waist band of Hiei's trousers, never breaking his concentration on his lover's lips. He hastly unbound them and eased them over Hiei's hips, Hiei raised up to assist. He broke off his kiss to pull the pants the rest of the way off. Hiei looked a little flushed, as Kurama gazed at his naked body. He was feeling a little selfconcious, as his lover's heated stare rested on his huge erection and stayed there. He felt his cheeks redden, causing the fox to glance up at him. Seeing the blush, Kurama smiled gently, and bent over to caress Hiei's thighs. Hiei hissed, and brought his hand up and grasped the arm of the couch. Kurama ran his fingers along his lover's legs, pressing his lips to the inside of a tanned thigh. Hiei was starting to breathe ragged. He felt that if Kurama didn't touch him soon he'd explode!
"Greeneyes..*gasp! Ugh....please..." Hiei was pleading for once in his life. Kurama, flauberghasted, brought his eyes to meet Hiei's. Hiei was asking him. Kurama smirked and slowly, not breaking eye contact, opened his mouth and hovered over the throbbing staff. Hiei resisted the urge to just lean up and start thrusting in that tight heat. He writhed under the fox's teasing. Kurama, taking pity, lowered his mouth over the tip, suckling gently, enough to make Hiei bonkers. Hiei was losing his control. He tightened his grip on the couch's arm, his knuckles turning white from the hard grip. As much as Kurama loved teasing Hiei, he decided that if he didn't make this quick, their friends would be back and Hiei would be left unsated. He pushed Hiei's manhood deeper in his cavern, stopping ever so often to pull back off, only to plunge it deeper in his mouth. Hiei was frantic, the tight warmth was driving him over the edge, but his fox knew when he was always about to cum. He'd back off and tease some more. Hiei loved and hated this. Kurama brought his hand to rest on his lover's thigh. Hiei groped around with his free hand until he found Kurama's other hand. He clasped them tightly together. Kurama felt a flutter in his chest. He felt tears at the corners of his eyes. Hiei opened his eyes and met green ones. Hiei's own widened at the unshed water. To answer Hiei's unspoken question, he sucked harder and fully sheathed Hiei inside his mouth. Hiei's own mouth opened and he tilted his head back, letting out a little gasp. He rocked his hips in time with Kurama's suction. The fox wanted to see Hiei's face when he came. He tugged on Hiei's hand, still connected to his own. Hiei struggled to lean his head up and opened his eyes. Kurama stopped long enough to tell him.
"Firefly, look at me when you come." Hiei could see the love and passion swimming around in those emerald eyes. He watched as the kitsune lowered himself once again and started sucking. He rubbed his hand along Hiei's thigh. Hiei never took his eyes from the green ones. He felt his release coming. It wouldn't be long now. Kurama could always sense this, and he sped up, keeping his eyes attuned to his lover's. Hiei opened his mouth in an o', and Kurama watched as his head tilted slightly back and Hiei gasped. Kurama found his mouth filling with the liquid love. He sucked all of it, milking Hiei's manhood for all it was worth. He was taken aback by the beauty of his lover. He looked so vulnerable when in the middle of climax. Kurama's eyes fluttered as he pulled himself off of Hiei. His lover in question was still laying down, breathing heavily. Hiei's eyes were half closed, staring at his greeneyed lover. Kurama smiled gently. He was about to lean down and kiss him again, when he heard a car pull in the drive. His eyes widened, as did Hiei's. They both scrambled to get their clothes located and put on.
"I tell you Kuwabara, it's not going to work." Yuusuke stated to his orange haired companion, walking through the back door. Making their way to the living room, Kuwabara retorted.
"Yeah? Like you have a better idea?!" Yuusuke didn't answer. They opened the door to the living room and stopped in their tracks. A VERY pleased looking Hiei sat on one end of the couch, his hair was sticking up in various ways, and his clothes were rumpled. He had a wide grin on his face. On the other end of the couch sat a very smug looking fox. Yuusuke could almost see the canary feathers sticking out of the fox's mouth. Kuwabara looked back and forth between them. Realization hit, and he turned green, and ran for the bathroom. Yuusuke looked like he just laid an egg. He rubbed the back of his head.
"What happened here?" Yuusuke asked rather stupidly. Kurama grinned further. Now Yuusuke was sure he could see canary feathers. He sighed. 'I don't wanna know....how the hell could they have....?' He sighed again and went to check on Kuwabara. When he left, Kurama snuggled up against Hiei, who in turn, wrapped his arm around the kitsune's shoulder, still not having returned to Earth from his sexual high. Kurama smiled against Hiei's chest, drifting off, listening as Enya played on and on....and....on....

TBC.
Author's Notes: I know all of you were begging for an update. I didn't want them going to the Makai just yet. I didn't know how the portals worked, so I made the nearest one in the park; about 10 miles from his house. Most of you were wanting some kind of lemon, so how was this? I know it wasn't very good, but it was my first one dealing with a blowjob, I think. I don't know! Just as long as you were satisfied with it. heh heh. Next chapter:
HIEI GETS A CRASH COARSE IN DRIVING!!! Stay tuned! hee hee. Peace out.
-Tori