Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei n' Weed ❯ Hiei n' Weed: The Beginning of a Rivalry ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of it's characters, but damn I wish that I could at least own Hiei…

Sorry that it took me a bit longer to create chapter 3, but I really had to think a bit harder on this one. Hopefully this one will be as good as the rest are. If not than I promise the next one will be more exciting. (please give me some more input)

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It was now almost 7:30am. The bell for 1st period was going to ring at any minute. Kurama managed to get himself up and then helped the still traumatized Yusuke rise to his feet. He managed to speak as he looked down at his watch. "Oh no!…The bell is about to ring and I promised Keiko that I would get to class early today to study for the exam." "Yusuke, this is serious. We must stay here and keep a good eye on them. Otherwise, who knows what they'll both do next." Said Kurama in a serious tone of voice. "Well, I guess you're right. We should stay here with them." Said Yusuke. "Yes!" Yusuke said in mind. "Now I have a great excuse for missing school." "So what do we do now?" asked Kurama. "Beats me…" replied Yusuke. They both sat down with the others on the ground to try think of a plan to help their friends out. "I can't believe that you guys smoke, and of all people, Hiei!" Yusuke said." Hiei looked at Yusuke for a moment, cracked a smile, then turned his head and put his hand over his mouth as he giggled. Yusuke became annoyed once more. "Grrr, what is it this time damnit?" Hiei managed to keep a straight face for a moment. "It's just that you act so surprised to see me here smoking when you yourself do the same." "What?!" Yusuke said said in surprise. Hiei began to laugh once more before he spoke. "Hahahaha. Oh, who are you are trying to fool Yusuke?! I see do it every morning damnit!" said Hiei. "Hmmm. He's got a point. How else did you find him here?" Kurama asked curiously. "Ok ok. I'll admit it, I smoke." Yusuke thought for a moment before he continued. "Hey, wait just a second Kurama. You came here here on your own too! Why the hell did you come over here in the first place?." Yusuke asked. Kurama let out a small gasp of surprise. "I-I-uhh." Yusuke gave them a confident smirk. "Gee Kurama. I never thought I'd see the day that you smoked." "Ok, you got me, but I only come to do so on very few occasions." Kurama admitted to them. Hiei smiled sheepishly and let out an excited laugh." HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Then that means that we can all smoke together!" Kurama and Yusuke egg dropped and laughed nervously as they both accepted a joint from him. Yusuke spoke in a serious tone. "We have to promise never to tell anyone about this, especially Keiko, ok?" "No problem…" replied Kurama. Kurama coughed. "Are you alright?" asked Yusuke as he took a hit from the joint. "Yes, it's just thatI don't usually smoke, Yusuke, so I'm not really used to it." replied Kurama. "Yea, I know what you mean. I'm not at all used to this stuff right here. It's very strong. I usually just smoke a cigarette or two." Explained Yusuke. Kurama nodded.

"Wow, Kuwabara has been silent now for quite some time. I wonder what he's thinking about?" said Kurama. "Good point." Yusuke said in agreement and then continued. "Hey Kuwabara? Are you still with us man?" Yusuke asked. "SHHH! Be quite damnit! I can't hear the kittens' story about the dingo rats." Replied a very serious looking Kuwabara. "Riiiiiiight…" said Yusuke. So, it was now clear that everyone in the group smoked at least somewhat (Though Hiei was the one who was the real expert and a secret major drug dealer.).

They all began to smoke until they were high or even higher. Kurama, wasn't really effected by the weed that much. He remained in character for the most part, with the exception that he was a lot more laid back and open minded. Yusuke, was a bit more effected than him though. He thought that he was an Indian and kept on running around making strange noises. Kuwabara was still conversing with the little kittens and exchanging stories with them. Hiei was by far extremely out of character at this point. There was no hope for him.

"OOOOOOBWOOOOBWOOOOOOO!" Yusuke ran around patting his hand over his mouth like an Indian and called himself "Squaling Quail". Hiei ran around singing a strange tune with a sheepish smile across his face. "Rabbits, Weasles, and Periwinkles!…" He repeated the same thing while skipping around in a circle for about 5 minutes. Kurama knelt down to smell all the flowers in the ground. "*deep breathe and sigh* Ahhhhh. Flowers are so wonderful." Kurama said in contentment. "*big gasp* They didn't!…" Kuwabara said in total shock to the kittens he was speaking to. Meanwhile, Hiei was still skipping around and was now picking flowers. "Hn. Look at all the pretty flowers!" Hiei said with glee as he place some in his hair. Kurama turned around and spoke to Hiei in a rather angry tone. "Hey! Leave the flowers alone! They're my best friends!" said Kurama. "No! I'm getting some for my friends, the little pink elephants." Replied Hiei. Yusuke stopped his rain dance and looked at them both and spoke in a deep voice. "I am one with nature and all living things. Do not under estimate my power! I shall decide who gets these flowers." They both looked at Yusuke with hope, who now had garments made of leaves on. He sat down next to Kuwabara and the others did as well. "Now, I shall decide what I'm going to decide." Said Yusuke with a serious look on his face. "Give them to me Squaling Quail! I'm going to use them to make neckolaces for my pink friends." Said Hiei. "No! Give them to me! I'm talk to them and tell them nice things about colors." Shouted an angry Kurama. "Silence!" shouted Yusuke. "I have made my decision." Yusuke continued. "I'll give each of you one half of the field. Hiei get's the west side and Kurama get's the east side." They both nodded and resumed there ways. Hiei was making lays out of the flowers for his little friends, when he made a stunned expression and suddenly gasped. The others turned around to see what had happened. "It has come to my attention that I am, infact, really a-a-a…" he paused for a moment. "A Mexican Whooping Llama!" announced Hiei. They all suddenly gasped as well and then resumed to their activities.

What will happen next? Will Kurama and Hiei's truse last? Will Kuwabara ever stop sharing stories with the little kittens? Will they all sing and dance together? Find out next time on Hiei n' Weed!