Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei n' Weed ❯ Hiei n' Weed: The Union of Kuwabara and Hiei ( Chapter 2 )

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"Yusuke!! We can't let Kuwabara find out about this." Said Kurama. "No Shit Damnit. If he finds out, then it'll ruin him forever." Replied Yusuke. "maybe we should try to talk and make our presence known to him…" said Kurama. "Great idea. Let's go." Said Yusuke. Hiei was still sitting down on the grass smoking away in his silky, tight black underwear without a care in the world. *Yusuke and Kurama came out from behind the brush*

"Hnnnn…*puff*" Hiei smiled Sheepishly. "Look at all of the different colored periwinkles!" Both Kurama and Yusuke had no idea what he was talking about. "Riiiiiight…"said Yusuke. "Hiei. Are you feeling alright?" asked a concerned Kurama. "Ofcourse damnit! This shit is awesome! I've never felt better in all my life." Replied Hiei as he took another hit from his blunt. He then started to laugh uncontrollably. "Hahahahahahahaha!" "What? What's so damn funny?" Yusuke asked. "*trying hard to control his laughter* Hnn, look at how the little pink elephants are jumping rope!" said Hiei. "What the hell are you talking about Hiei? I don't see any pink elephants anywhere" said Yusuke. "He's obviously delusional and is hallucinating this entire thing." Replied Kurama. "Well, maybe we should take him home before he embarrasses himself anymore" said Yusuke. Kurama thought for a minute "Good idea Yusuke. Come on Hiei, it's time to go home." Hiei protested "No! I don't wanna go anywhere. I'm staying right here!"

Mean while, "Bye sis. See ya after school." Said a rather tired Kuwabara. "yea, yea. Whatever." Replied his sister as she drove away. He started to walk towards the brush area with a sigh of relief. "Thank God she didn't find out about me going through her secret stash of smokes in her closet." He then giggled to himself. "Damn, I can't believe that she actually had some marijuana in there too. Who would've thought that my sister smoked this stuff?" He took out the lighter from his pants' pocket and flicked it on to light his blunt.

Mean while, "Daaahhh! Shit Hiei! What the hell are you doing?" asked a rather panicked Yusuke. Hiei grabbed him and started to skip around in a circle singing about the little pink elephants that only he could see. Kurama just turned around and sighed " I have a very bad feeling about all of this" he said to himself. Suddenly, Hiei stopped what he was doing completely and dropped himself to the ground with Yusuke. He rolled like 4 more blunts and began to smoke one. "Yusuke?" he asked. "Yes?" Yusuke replied. "Have you ever tried to picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies?" Hiei asked him in a serious tone. Yusuke laughed shakily. "No, not really…" "Hn. Oh. Then follow them down to a bridge by a fountain where rocking horse people eat marshmellow pies." "Um…Ok…Follow who though?" asked Yusuke, who was now extremely confused at this point. Hiei made a rather annoyed expression "The little pink elephants you baka!" "Wha?…What?…" asked a now very frightened Yusuke. "They'll all smile as you drift passed the flowers that grow so incredibly high." Hiei said calmly as he took a few more hits of his blunt. Yusuke answered him confusedly "Um…Yea…Sure…Whatever you say man."

Mean while, "Damn, *puff* I sure hope that none of the guys find out about this. Especially that stupid shrimp, otherwise I'll never hear the end of it." Kuwabara had now taken quite a few hits from his joints that he had made. They were rather sloppy looking ones, since he had never made them himself before. (Hiei, on the other hand, rolled them very well, you could probably say that he was an expert at it.) He stayed in the same spot in the brush for some time, and before long, he was now high too. "Gee, maybe I should go look for the guys or something." "Hahahahahahaha!!!" Kuwabara immediately turned around when he heard the sound sound of laughter. "Huh?" he said. He walked about half a block and peered through the bushes only to see Hiei laughing hysterically. "Hiei! Would you please control yourself?" pleaded a now extremely concerned Kurama. He tried to contain his laughter and talk in a serious tone of voice "B Bu But, it's just that now the periwinkles are singing songs to me about the rainbows of the twilight." Both Kurama and Yusuke egg dropped and laughed uneasily once more. Just then Kuwabara burst out from the bushes. "Hey you guys! How's it goin'?" he asked merrily. Yusuke and Kurama panicked and both started to laugh nervously. "Oh!…Just great Kuwabara. Everything is just fine." Blurted Kurama. Just then they saw the sloppy blunt in his hand. "Kuwabara?…Have you been smoking?" Yusuke asked. "Yea, but don't worry I'll be fine." Said a reassuring Kuwabara. Hiei turned to look at Kuwabara and then gave him a very wide and sheepish grin. "Good!" he said excitedly. "Now you can come and dance with me and the little pink elephants." He finished. "Oh God, here he goes again with the pink elephants." Said Yusuke in an annoyed low tone of voice. "Ok!" said Kuwabara excitedly. Hiei then finished his blunt, grabbed Kuwabara by the arm, and pushed the play button once more on his CD player.

The song "I'm To Sexy" came on by Right Said Fred.

Kuwabara and Hiei started to sing and dance widely to the song.

Kuwabara:

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.

*he ripped his shirt off and started to swing it around*

*Yusuke and Kurama both slap a hand on their own forehead and egg drop*

And I'm to sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan.

*then he took off his pants revealing his white boxers with tiny hearts on them*

I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party, no way I'm disco dancing.

Kuwabara & Hiei:

I'm a model, ya know what I mean

*now both of them start to do some crazy form of the tango*

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yea on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yea

I do my little turn on the catwalk.

*both stop their strange form of the tango so Hiei can sing*

Hiei:

*very enthusiastically*

I'm too sexy for my car, to sexy for my car, too sexy by far!

And I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat.

Now whatcha think about that?

Kuwabara & Hiei:

I'm a model, ya know what I mean

*now both of them start to do some crazy form of the tango*

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yea on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yea

I do my little turn on the catwalk.

Kuwabara and Hiei:

I'm to sexy for my, too sexy for my, to sexy for my…

Kuwabara & Hiei:

*start to tango weirdly again once more only this time Hiei has one of Kurama's roses in his mouth*

I'm a model, ya know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

On the catwalk, on the catwalk, yea

*both start to shake their butts wildly*

*Kurama and Yusuke's eyes widen once more to their maximum and make an extremely terrified face*

I shake my little touché on the catwalk

*stop tangoing*

Kuwabara:

*is surrounded by many little dancing kittens that look just like his*

I'm too sexy for my cat, to sexy for my cat

*spanks himself and makes an innocent face*

Poor pussy pussy, poor pussy cat

Hiei:

*is now surrounded by the little pink elephants who are dancing once more*

I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me…

Kuwabara & Hiei:

I'm too sexy for this song…

*both strike very strange looking ending poses*"

Following their horrifying act, they sat bacl down on the ground and resumed their smoking.

Now, both Kurama and Yusuke were at a total loss of words once more. They both began to sob uncontrollably from the trauma they had just experienced. Both Yusuke and Kurama, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Then they both dropped backwards straight onto the ground once more.

What will happen next? Will all of the horrific acts of song and dance cease? Will Kurama and Yusuke ever recover from their both terrifying and traumatizing experience? Will Hiei's supply of weed ever run out damnit?! Find out next time on Hiei n' Weed