Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei: Newfound Beliefs ❯ Calmed and Bet. Chapters 3&4 ( Chapter 3 )

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~*~Chapter Three: "Calmed"~*~

Hiei: "Hn. That makes no sense........."

Caren: "Well that's how it went. And that's how God created everything."

"Tuh. Whatever."

Amanda: "Keep that attitude and your going to stay human forever."

Hiei: "Shut up. I'll get my powers back, one way or another."

Amy: "GOD! YOu still don't get it!!!!"

"Get what? All I need to do is-"

"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED TO DO! GET YOUR LAZY *CENSORTED* UP AND GO TO CHURCH!! IF YOU DO THAT IT'LL GET ALOT EASYER I'M TELLIN' YA!!!!"

"I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP! I DON'T WANT YOUR HELP ONNA!!"

Caren: "COOL IT YOU TWO! There's no need to be fighting. Let's look at the basics one more time! Kay?"

Hiei: *Groans*

"So basicly Hiei failed horribly on all of his trials and God tuned him human to pervent a later curse that will cast him into Limbo later right?"

Amy: "Well basicly."

"So, The way I see it Hiei has two things he needs to do. One: Get saved. And Two: Change your fellings towrds humans. Then God will transform you back! It's as simple as one, two!"

Hiei: "URG! EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!!! I DON'T HAVE MY JAGAN, MY DRAGON, OR ANYTHING FOR THAT MATTER!!!"

Amy: "So what? You've got Caren here!"

Caren: "That's right! Half werewolf at your survice!" She gave a quick sollute.

Hiei: "BAKAS! SCREW YOU ALL! SCREW YOU ALL!!!!!!" Hiei screamed as he went outside and slamed the door. The impact of the door caused a few pictures to fall off the wall.

Mom: "Something tells me he dosn't know what being "Screwed" Means....."

Dad: "No...I think he knows what it means, just not how to use it right."

Caren: "Oh......Hiei-kun....." Caren bit her fanger. "Hiei wai-"

"No." She felt a hand on her shoulders and turned around, It was her dad. "He needs a little time, He'll be okay."

"I guess......."

Mom: "Well......Enoph moppin around and stories! Let's eat breakfeast!"

Emily: "WAYYYYYYY!!!!! YEAH!!!! BWEAKFOST!!!!!"

Caren: "You guys do that. I'm'll go work on my poetry."

"Alright."

She sighed then went up to my room and ploped down on the bed.

"UH! FIN-ALY!!! Good bed......I love you sooooooo much! Nice......bed.......goooooooood bed.......Awhahahaaaaa........." She rubed her face in the pillow untill a foul scent found her nose. "O_O DAHH! Peewwww!!!!!!" Karen springed away from the pillow then faned away the oder then heald her nose. "That really stinks! Sheesh! Hiei really needs to consiter washin his hair or somthin......IF the pillow smells I don't think i'm gonna even bother smelling the covers.....Hiei has BO worse than I! Blah!" Karen shook her head then went over to her dresser and opened up the drawer. She pulled out a fluffy pink book (NO! NOT A DIARY!) with a lock on it. She took the key from her super secret apartment which was......Hah! you really thought I was gonna tell didn't you? ^_^. Anyway she began to write.

Amanda: "Man! This stuff is good!"

Amy: "OF course! I made them! Best pancake baker ever!!"

Dad: "Don't brag Amy, no one likes a brager!"

Mom: "Who cares? She's got a right to brag!"

*Click* They turned around and saw Hiei as he opened the door again and shut it. Gently this time. He put his hands in his pockets and hung his head low, looking at the ground.

Amy: *Stuffed mouth* "HeyHieiwoountsumepancakes?BestdurnonesIeverate*!"

Hiei: "Hn. No thanks. Where are my cloths?"

Mom: "In the laundry room, on the dryer sweetie. I think you know where it is." Mom said as she cut another peice of pancake.

"Hn. Don't call me that."

"Sure, whatever sweetie." Hiei rolled his eyes in agravation and proseeded down the hall to the laundry room. There was lots of cloths hanging about and even more on the floor. He looked around with his eyes for a moment before the dryer hit his eyes. It was invisable because of all the cloths. He went over to the dryer and picked out his whatever type of clothing you call whatever that is in the pic above -_-' He smirked. 'They got out all of the blood stains....And.....' "Uh....They sewed up all of the holes.....*Sniff*Sniff* *Sighs* It smells way to girly for me.."

Hiei truned around and thought for a moment.....

'Now where are the bathrooms at?'

Amadna: "If your wondering where the bathrooms are there down hall to the right."

Hiei: *Falls* (And into a pile of clean underware! ^_^)

"You.....err....okay?"

Hiei then sprung on his feet and shook his fist at my sister. "I DID'NT AS FOR HELF ONNA!! I COULD HAVE FOUND IT ON MY OWN IF I JUST LOOKED!!!!!!"

Amanda lauphed. "It's nothing to be ashamed of, God!"

"HN!"

And so he (You know what? I'm sick and tired of having to narrate every durn detail! You figure it out!!! YOU SAY YOU CAN'T FIGURE IT OUR AND I NEED TO NARRATE TO WRITE THIS STORY????? -_-' Oh.....Everyones a credic.....Alright alright!) And so he went into the bathroom to change back into his normal cloths. (Although I wouldn't call them normal exactly....) After he changed he threw the jeans on the floor.

Caren: "There! That's right! OH YEAH! I GOT IT!! I GOT IT!!! PERFECT!!!! EEEEEEYES!!!!!!!!" Caren then stood up on the bed and did a victory dance.

Hiei: "What the Makai are you doing onna??!?" Hiei asked, giving her a semi-cold glare.

"Hn?" *Ding* "Uh......" Caren froze and blushed. Hiei shook his head.

Hiei: "What I wouldn't give for a sucesser with a brain!" (Yeah that's Genkai talking through him through the otherside! Wait....Genkai was brought back? O_O You say you didn't know Caren was Hiei's aprentise, and Kurama is back in Japan because his Aunt And Uncle were killed in a freak accsadent? And you say you didn't know there was 118 ridges around a dime, 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball, 2/3rds of the worlds eggplant is grown in New Jersy and that Flying Pigs grow of trees??? O_o)

"Ahahahahahahahah......hah......ah........hah................... ...." Hiei then turned and walked in the room with Caren still froze from embaressment. He noticed a fluffy pink thing on the bed and proseeded to pick it up.

"HEY! THAT'S MINE!!!"

"Not quite. Aqording to your mom and dad, I have acess to anything and everything in the house. And this......diary seems to be in the house so therefor I have acess to it. And why write something if you don't want anyone to read it in the first place?"

He's good.

Caren: -_____-''' It's not a diary, it's just a bunch of poems."

"Even better."

"JUST GIVE IT HERE!!!" Caren then dove for the book on to have Hiei move up one step and Caren hit her head on her dresser.

Caren: @_@ "GIVE IT!!!"

"Nuho."

Amanda: "Dang, *Cuckle* I'd say there gettin' along pretty well!"

Amy: "Uh huh almost like sister and brother..."

"Without the sister and brother part."

"Morin mommy." Amanda turned around, It was Brooklyn.

"Ja' have a good sleepy time?" Brooklyn nodded. (Note to Amy and Amanda. Bobby and Andy are at your houses and you only brought one kid, It would be to crowded otherwise but if you two would like I can put them in a few parts as well.)

"GIVE IT HIEI!!!!"

"Your wasting your breath chan."

After a while Caren gave up trying to get the diary.....erm book from Hiei. So she just sat on the bed and crossed her arms.

Hiei: "Hn." And he read. (YES THIS IS ONE OF MMMMYYYY POEMS SO DON'T YOU DARE COPY IT! I'LL SEND OUT MY INARD EATING TELLETUIBIES ON YOUR HEAD SO DON'T TRY IT!!!!!!! Also, I wrote this poem for a school project. I got an A++! ^_^)

The legacy oFWhiteFang

White fang..... He's fangs were more then white......

They were drenched in the blood of those he killed.

The color was A dead red, a chilling red.... He killed many other's.... Others's that opposed him.

Human or animal it didn't matter. He killed them all.... Everyone one of them. Try as they might they could never defeat white fang.

He was a murderer.

Never loved , only hated.

How could he love?

He was a creature of hate from the start.

There was no other path for him.

No choice's were needed..... It was all instint.

Why White fang?

Why?

Why did you kill?

Was it hate?

Was it the taste of blood that taunted you?

Did you do it for intertainment?

Or is it your way of showing afection?

Killing.... Does it seem wrong to you? An if it is....

Why must you do it?

I understand now.....

I understand now White Fang.....

You had no choice.

It was your nature....

Your savage nature.

But of which way did it come?

You got it from your father didn't you?

Or was it your mom.

They were both full of pride.

Maybe...

Maybe you aquired it from both.

Maybe you didn't.

But you set your own path.....

Or maybe the path was set for you.

After all instint is impossible to deny.

But yet on some occasions you did

How?

Do you have that much control?

Because I could have sworn you didn't.

You started....

Your life was hard.
Puppyhood was left unforgoten.

You've fought many battles in that time.

The ptarmegan

The Linx.

Of course that was only the start.

You've faced the law of the world.

You've faced the light of the world.

You've faced the wall of the world.

You have faced the world.

You have faced many strange things.

Many weird and unusual things.

Many things that were out of you wildest dreams.

I wish you luck White Fang.

Then.....

Then you were taken in....

Taken in by the hands of Gods...

Gods made of flesh and blood.

They made non living things move....

They made fire.

They did things you would have never imagined.

Your job was to obey these gods.....

And work in their service.

The Gods were among your the highest peaks of your imagenation.

No matter where you looked, the Gods were doing strange things.

They laughed at you.

They hurt you.

They abused you.

But why did you stay?

Did you stay for the meat of which they gave?

Did you stay for the warmth of your mother?

Did you stay for the shelter they provided?

Did you stay for thechance to over throw lip-lip ,your sworn rival?

Or did you stay because you felt love for you master Grey Beaver?

NO!

That's impossable...

You can not love!

You are a creature of the wild!

A creature of death and destruction!

Your were only faithful to your master.

That was the only reason.

You didn't love him.

That was certain.

But then.....

Then he came....

Oh cruel fate.....

Why did you let this stranger claim me?

Oh why did you leave me in the hands of this evil forse?

He has the attention span of a hog.

He has the dreaded stench of a skunck.

An worst of all I hate him.

Oh cruel fate why did you put me into the hands of Buety Smith?

He chains me...

Rarely feeds me.

He rarely gives me water.

Laughs at me.

I HATE HIM!

I will kill him!

I must sink my teeth into his tender flesh.

I must drink upon his blood.

I MUST!

I MUST!!

I MUST!!!

He makes me fight other opponents.

Makes me fight aginst my will.

I don't mind it.

It's my only chance to kill.

He pitched me aginst many.

Many opponents.

I've fought two on one.

three on one.

I've fought full blooded wolves.

Two of them,

At the same time.

An much, much ,worse.

But why did you trade Grey Beaver?
Why?

Wait...

I know why.

You traded me for.....

The unmeasuring

I was forced to battle in a fight I never could win.

Against an opponent that has no weakness.
An opponent that seemed not to feel any pain what so ever.

I ripped his ear to ribbons.

I ripped his flesh.

I caused pain...

I caused him great pain...

It was pure agony that I caused him...

HOW CAN HE STILL BE STANDING?!?!

Buety Smith stood on the side lines laughing....

Kicking me on the side lines.

Which sent me into rage.

The battle raged for who knows how long...

Then opportunity came.

I rushed for his throat.

He rused for mine.

We stood in a lock of throats.

Draining the blood of each other.

Slowly he moved upward and upward and upward.

His grip tighten.

My grip weakend.

I was less then an inch from death.

When he came....

The person I like to call my love master.

Then love came

He came....

He stopped the fighting.

He saved.

He concerned.

He loved.

He tried.

He took me in his care.

He gave me lots of food.

He gave me plenty of water.

He is the one I love.
Or the one I like for now.

He set me free.

He gave me freedom.

I bit his hand.

Sunk my teeth into the sacred flesh of a white God.

The more potent kind.

I waited my punishment.

I waited pain.

I waited the trash of a club.

I waited for a rain of blows from a whip.

It never came.

Have I found love?

What is this feeling?

What is this strage phenomena?

What is it?

That feels so warm.

Is it....

I think its.....

Can it be?

Is it....

Is it love?

It feels so different.

But yet it feels so right...

How can something so different and unfamilar feel so right?

It......IT MAKES NO SENSE!

No sense at all.....

Why?

Someone tell me why.....

He treated me like one of his own kind.

An he loved me back.

I had never been loved in the way he loved me, He truely did.

YOU FOOL!

Why do you love me?

What have I done to deserve it?

I have lived a life of pure hellfire from the start.

I am a pure devil of hatred.

I am a distroyer of life,

The reaper of life,

The taker of life.

But yet you tamed me.

Could you have possibly done the unthinkable?

You have near tamed the blood thirsty beast.....

Of the wild.

Hiei finished reading the poem.

"You have spelling errors."

"Yeah, I know."

"Four of them."

"I'm not good with spelling."

"Tuh." He said then threw the book on the bed again, it bounced one or twice from the forse. He put his hands in his pockets and sulked out the door again.

Caren: 'He must be incredibly bored....'

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"Hola! It's me again and i'm just gonna hurry up and respond to some reviews."

Brd: "Okay! Now do the disclaimer someone!"

Barney: "Bakarosedragon does not own Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwbara ect. But she does own Caren and her family, The uh werewolf part."

"I SAID SOMEONE NOT SOMETHING!!!!"

"Uh, Sorry?"

"Your fired!!!"

Kurama: "Um..Brd you can't fire someone who never worked for you."

"Really?Okay then, would you like a job doing the disclaimer?"

"SUPER DEE DOPER! WOULD I EVER!!!"

"Then welcome abord!" Sticks name tag on costume*

"This is *Sniff*Sniff* The happiest moment of my life!"

"Really? Well to bad, your fried!!!" *Takes name tag back*

Barney: "Awwww...." *Slouches away* "Always pick on the new guy......."

"HN!"

Everyone: -___-'

"NOW ON WITH THE CHAPPIE!"

~*~*Chapter Four: "Bet" ~*~*

Everyone: *Still stuffing face with pancakes*

Hiei: "I can't beilive this...." Hiei rolled his eyes and jumped in a chair in front of the frezzer to watch out the feeding frenzee out of pure bordom. (Think Goku eating just about anything).

Hiei: *Eyebrow twitching* 'I can't beilive these people are actully human. Good Lord they eat like a bunch of pigs/slobs/starving people. Even the mother and she's suppose to set the exsampe around here!...I wonder what Kurama would say if he saw this?'

Caren: "HEY! SAVE SOME FOR ME!!!" Caren then jumped into the frenzee herself and Hiei sweatdropped. He hit his forhead when he noticed that everyone here was a female but the dad and himself. Excluding the dog of course. (The family has Two dogs and two cats. All female but Yugi the chiolla ((I can't spell! The same spices as that Taco Bell dog!)) The female dog is Katie: Mixbreed. Angel: KItten, mixbreed. Muffin: Cat, mixbreed. -__- what? I'm bored....)

Just then a spare pancake flew out of no where then landed in Hiei's hair. Lucky for him it was one of those heavely surped/buttered ones. "Great..." He said, as the pancake slid out of his hair and fell on the floor. Just then Yugi came by, picked it up and gobbled the whole thing down in an instant.

Hiei: O_O? 'I can't beilive i'm actully one of these human cretures now.....Someone bite me....'

Yugi: "ROFF!" Just then Yugi awnsered his wish and chomped down on Hiei's hand. Hiei pulled his hand up in the air and Yugi was haning on to it waging his tail.

Hiei: *Anime sigh* Hiei then threw the dog across the room. 'Why am I not surprised?'

Caren then looked up from the freeding frenzee to see Hiei on the chair with his right hand on his forhead, shaking his head back and forth.

Caren: "Oh hey Hiei! Are you hungry?"

Hiei: -_-' "I don't eat human food."

"Good, this isn't human food."

"Nani?"

"It's a werewolf recipe."

"WWWHHHAAATTT???"

"I thought you knew Hiei." *Fills mouth up with pancakes again* "I'm the only halfbreed in the family. Everyone else are full blooded werewolfs." She swollowed hard and took another mouth full of pancakes. "Besides, whata bout sweet snow?"

"That's relevent to all three realms so it dosn't count."

"TT Just asking."

After everyone, save Hiei, had eatten breatfeast.

Hiei: "*Sniff*Sniff* "What in the heck is that senile smell?" Hiei asked, holding his nose.

Caren: "Don't look at me, I actully took a bath the other day and something for my gas problem."

"Yes, I can definitly smell the diffrence."

^_^ "Thanks!"

"Your not welcome."

:( "Ah...."

Emily: "*Gasp* "Bwookwin! Did you poopy in your dippy?"

Brooklyn: "Iahaha?"

Amanda then rolled her eyes and went over to checks Brooks diper, and sure enoph, it was full to the brim.

Amanda: "AH! PEW! I'M NEVER GONNA DO THAT AGAIN!!! *Gags*" Amanda cried, faning the air infront of her face. "Hey Amy! Get over here and change my child's diper!"

Amy: "Not a chance on Earth!"

Mom: "Don't look at me."

Caren: "Me either."

Dad: "Nope." Dad called from the living room. Everyone then turned there gazes to Hiei.

Hiei: "Not a chance in Makai."

Emily: "I'll do it!"

Everyone: TT -_-'

Amanda: "COME ON HIEI!!!"

Hiei: "NO ONNA!!!"

Caren: "Hmm.......Let's see how can I do it......." *Jerperdy music plays* Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum, dum dummy dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum. "Umm....Can you please turn off the television please dad, it's disturbing my train of thought.

Dad: "Sorry hon." *Turns of tv*

"That's better."

Hiei: 'That's it i'm leaving.'

Caren: "I GOT IT!!! I'LL BUY YOU SWEETSNOW ANYTIME YOU WANT, FOR FOUR DAYS!!!!" That seemed to get his attention.

"Hn. Okay, four days."

Caren: "Yay!"

"With one catch."

"Huh?"

"I want you to do whatever I tell you five days as a bonus."

"What? No way!"

"I'll give you two days off from you training."

"Okay deal!"

Emily: "Are you gonna change Bwookwin's dippor?"

Hiei rolled his eyes at the question. And Caren nudged Amy in the arm.

Caren: *Whispering* "Go get the camera!" Amy nodded and went quickly to fetch the camra. Amanda then led Brooklyn on the floor and back away. She pointed point arms to her then swooped them away and bowed.

Amanda: "Go right ahead Maser Hiei, as you comanded I have placed the girl on the floor as you requsted." Hiei rolled his eyes then muttered some foul curses under his breath in Japanese.

Caren: "Hurry! Get in here!" Amy hurryed back with the camra and handed it to Karen. It was one of those small pen sized, digital, camras that had no flash.

"This is gonna make excellent blackmail later." Caren said then started to take picturs undennounced to Hiei.

Everyone gatthered around and started to burst into small fits of laupher. (Who else but me could get Hiei to change a two year olds' diper?) Hiei then shakingly took his hand and proseeded to remove the diper. He undid the velcro*The smell then quadroupled in stench but much to everyones surprise Hiei didn't flench. He was used to foul odors much more volger than this. Of course, him being the only full fleshed human there helped some as well. He removed the dirty diper then layed it aside calmly. Everyone stood it awe as she he proseeded to reach for the whips, which he used clamly as well. No one said anything, no one moved. Everyone was like O_O Hiei not losing his cool was making the bet deal seem a little.....well......shallow.

Most everyone in the room gaged and both the site and smell, but Hiei, as I said, payed it no mind. He'd seen much worse.

The proseduce didn't take anymore than one minute or so. He finished up by taking another diper and putting it on the child rather simply, Sliding it gracefully. Brooklyn giggled a little. Hiei then stood up and gave me a stright glare. He smirked and she felt a little nervous under his semi-powerful gaze.

Hiei: "Well, It's completed my part of the bet and now it's official." Hiei walked a few more steps. "You are my offical slave for the next five days." Caren then gumbled some unladylike cursses in Spanisenchese. It was a combination languge she'd made up covinging French, Chinese, Japanese and Spanish. "Come, i'll teach you the basics/rules of being my offical servent." Hiei said nudging his head as Caren jamped her hands into the pockets and followed Hiei back to her room and shut the door.

Some time later............

The two emerged from the room, Caren with a scowl on her face, and Hiei with a smug look. Caren muttered some more thins in Spainishchese. Everyone in the household had there own combination lingo. Amy's was Hawaiin, Portageese and Greek. Amanda: Zambezie, Indonision and piglatin. Mom: Gibberish, Swahili and Danish. Dad: Korean, Germen and Italin. Don't ask or i'll make Hiei speak a combination of Norwegian, polish and Tagalog. Yes those are actull langues!

Anyway Amy and Amanda was at the table and looked like they were playing Yatzee, where as mom in dad were in the living room watchings some western romance movie. Brooklyn and Breanna were on the floor in front of the parents playing with blocks.

They walked past Amy and Amanda and they started to snicker.

Caren: "Don't say a word." They didn't, they just broke out in imense laupher.

Amy: "OH MY GOD!!! HAHAHAH! LOOK AT HER HAIR!!!"

Amanda: "FORGET HER HAIR! LOOK AT WHAT SHE'S WEARING!!!!"

"I SAID DON'T SAY ANYTHING!!!" Caren was no longer Caren. She now had spiky place hair that was pointing up (Think Vegeta's style and, Hiei's size), a black cloak, black lipstick, black eyeliner, black eye shadow, black masscarra, small black boots, red contacts. Hiei smirked and Amy and Amanda proseeded to pound the table.

Caren: "IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!"

Dad: "What's all the yellin abou......HOLY COW!!!!!"

Mom: "What is it dear?" Mom asked, running up quickly. "**GGAASSPP**WHAT HAPPENED?"

Hiei: "She lost a bet, and now she has to do whatever I tell her for five whole days."

Both mom and dad started to break out in laupher as well.

Caren :"SSTTOOPP LAUPHING IT ISN'T FUNNY!!!! I GOT A FIVE FOOT NOTHIN' KILLER MIDGET GIVIN' ME ORDERS!!!!!" That didn't help the lauphing, Even Hiei was snickering, Emily joined in, then Brooklyn as well. A large vain popped out of Caren's forhead.

Caren: "STOP LAUPHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Every one stoped lauphing.

Mom: "Well dear I think this will serve as a voluble leason."

Dad: "Yep, Because I beilive we have told you not gamble, You know better."

Hiei: "Odviously no she don't. Now come along slave, it's time to train."

"HOLD UP! YOU SAID I WOULDN'T HAVE TO TRAIN IF I DID WHATEVER YOU SAID FOR FIVE DAYS!!!"

"Not quite.."

"Huh?"

"And I quote: "You have to do whatever I tell you to do."

"And I quote: "I'll give you two days off training."

"You misunderstood then, Those two days count for any of the five."

"O_O."

"Yes and were going to make up for the two days off by doing the work ahead of time. So basicly your worse of now than you would have been having no days off."

"M-mom! Don't you have anything to say about this???"

Mom sruged her shoulders. "Sorry, but he has a point."

"Dad?"

"I'm agreeing with your mother."

"Amy?"

"Puh! Can't argue with that."

"Amanda?"

"He's got you by the teeth."

"-____-."

"Now that that's settled, let's get to work, slave."

"-_________________________-"

He was very good.

End chapter!!!

Bakarosedragon: "YEAH! I FOUND A MORAL! I FOUND A MORAL!!!! It's called, Bet and get your head cutt off!"

All gamblers: "*GASP!*

"Not litterly!"

"Oh. Phew!" *Whips sweat off forhead*

"-___- Anyway you shouldn't gamble, you see where it got me a.k.a Caren. Now I have to do whatever Hiei says for FIVE WHOLE DAYS!!! Puh!"

Hiei: "There you are!!!"

"O_O Uh-oh! GOKU-SON!!!"

Goku: "Uh? Yeah?"

"Take me to planet Vegeta!"

"Put planet Vegeta is distroyed....."

"THEN TAKE ME TO PLANET NAMEK!!!"

"That's to far!"

"JUST GET ME AWAY FROM HIEI!!!"

Hiei: "I GOT YOU KNOW! 18 SLASH-"

*Vooom*

"What? There gone? I'LL GET YOU YET Brd!!!"

Evil fan girls: "THERE HE IS!!!"

Hiei: O_O

"I GOT DIPS ON HIS HEADBAND!"

"ONLY IF YOU GET THERE FIRST!"

"I WANT HIS CLOAK!!"

"I'M GETTTIN HIS PANTS!!!"

"ALRIGH BUT I WANT HIS BOXERS!!!!!!!!!!"

Hiei: O_O_O_O_O_O 'Boxers? But I don't wear boxers.....Oops' *Runs away at light speed*

Fangirl: "I thought he'd pull that, Good thing I know where he's going!"

"Wherever Goku took Brd!"

"-____- And where's that?"

"I don't.......know.........."

All fangirls: *Anime sigh*

Rollie Polly Ollie: "Read and review!!!"

Evil fan girls: O_O *Runs away*