Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Holding Off Hiei - A Fight For Modesty ❯ It Takes Two, Unless You're Desperate ( Chapter 2 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
Holding Off Hiei - A Fight for Modesty

By: Akurei

Based on Yu Yu Hakusho by Yoshihiro Takahashi

Rating: ..........I dunno..............
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Author's Notes ,

HOLY HELL IN A HAND BASKET!!! 28 REVIEWS!!! (On ff.net and mm.org combined.) I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

Oh, and I laughed my ass off when I found out that almost EVERYONE really had to pee!!! I CAN READ YOUR BLADDERS!!! FEAR ME AND MY AWESOME BLADDER READING POWERS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ^_^

Oh, and to the person who said that pocky was good - yes, it normally is, however I got some cheap ass box of half broken, half melted SHITTY POCKY, WHICH COMPLETELY RUINED MY DAY !!! So, I'm sending it all to you. That, and Hiei clones. ENJOY!!! Maybe you can dress up as Kurama and act out the last chapter with your Hiei clone... Hmm...

Hiei: Just get on with it, baka no ningen... *Flashes katana threateningly*

Akurei: Yes, oh ruler-of-pointy-objects!!! *Bows and grabs keyboard*

Piotra: Kiss ass...

[I am another space. Smell my glory!!! Ah yes, the scent of fresh space in the morning refreshes me so...]

Chapter 2
Takes Two, Unless You're Desperate


The dark figure raced through the forests of Makai, never sparing a glance when a large limb collided with his shin or stabbed him in the side, as he leapt from branch to branch.

What the hell happened... Hiei thought, worry and anger stretched across his face. AND WHY THE HELL DID THAT BAKA KITSUNE TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME LIKE THAT??? Did he think it'd be FUNNY??? He growled and recalled the beginning of their "heavy petting session." He blushed and tripped on a protruding limb, falling face first into a pile of leaves.

"Grr..." He growled out as he rubbed his head and flipped over on his back, his thick locks of black hair stuffed full of leaves and the occasional twig. He scowled and thought back on it, forcing himself (rather painfully) not to become aroused by the vivid memories.


The fox moaned weakly, all sense and logic leaving him as he clutched the Koorime, slender fingers netting themselves in the material of his shirt. "Hiei!" He gasped as his lover slipped his tongue into the heat of Kurama's mouth, exploring tenderly. The kisses soon became harder, more needy, as the requirement for space lessened. Kurama was pushed down, onto the bed. Hiei straddled his waist as they surfaced for air.


Ok, so I was taking advantage of him, but he could have fought me off! And he sure as hell didn't have to-


Kurama's hands pressed against rock-hard abs, exploring them with soft fingers. The digits moved downwards until they hit soft cloth. Hiei's pants. The hands slipped under the material, running across his hard shaft. "Fox!" Hiei gasped out, biting down a bit harder than necessary to keep from bucking.



Hiei moaned softly as the remembrance of what exactly Kurama had DONE came back to him, hitting him full force. ...yeah... do that... He finished his thought incoherently as he felt himself harden again. Damn horny foxes... They never pass up an opportunity to fuck... He thought. That's why Kurama did it... Youko's been getting to him, apparently... The demon dwelled on his fresh memories until he felt a familiar presence approaching. He tilted his head up to glance at the visitor. "Hello, -"

[Hello! My name is spacey!!! It's nice to eat-I mean, meet you. *Cough* Yeah, that's it.]

Tears streamed down Kurama's face as he pulled the blankets closer to his half-naked body. A cool breeze chilled his bones and he desperately missed the heat of Hiei's flesh.

What did I do wrong? He thought miserably and wrapped his arms around his shaking shoulders. Sobs wracked his body, threatening to leave his mouth and become long, anguished cries of pain, but he just barely choked them down. A few strangled sounds managed to escape, however.

~You did nothing wrong. He was obviously enjoying himself. The demon was about to scream our name before he freaked out and left.~ The previously silent Youko said mentally.

That's not what I meant... I know I did that right. Kurama replied as the fresh memories bombarded his mind.


Raw pleasure slammed through Hiei's body in waves as the kitsune clamped his hand around the erection, pumping slowly. Hiei bucked into his hands and bit his lip to keep from crying out.

He hugged himself tighter as he remembered it all - especially Hiei's confession.


"I won't leave you... Never."


He promised he wouldn't leave and now look... Kurama sobbed.

~He's weak.~ Youko stated.

Kurama blinked, confusion and tears marring his beautiful face. Wha... What?

~I said, Hiei is weak . He obviously figured out that he's madly in love with us, acted on it, and panicked when he realized what he was doing. He. Is. Weak. So used to being hated that he freaks when someone shows a positive response to his feelings. Though, I'll be damned if he doesn't have the firmest ass I've ever seen... Must be all of the running... And those eyes!~

Kurama smiled weakly when he heard his alter ego's wise (if somewhat sex-driven) words. Youko shivered, but not from the cold. Must have been his thoughts on Hiei's ass...

~Yum...~ He groaned.

A small laugh escaped Kurama's lips as he dried his tears. You must be right. There's no other explanation. He rationalized.

~ Of course I'm right! When have I ever been wrong???~ The vain fox asked.

Kurama laughed a bit. Last week when you guessed Hiei's size. He's much larger than that . He smirked. A huge burden had been lifted off his shoulders and he finally felt like he could breathe.

~You can't count that. That was the good kind of wrong.~

Good indeed... Oh! We can get him back! He has to come back now! Kurama thought excitedly.

~Hmm? Why do you say that?~

Because, dear Youko... He leaned off the bed and pulled up a few pieces of black cloth. ...he'll be very cold if he doesn't.

The shirt was ripped in a few places, but the scarf, jacket, and katana were all worth retrieving. Hiei had to return.

But until then... There's no harm in looking for him...

He hopped up happily and threw his 'koi's stuff in a side bag and prepared to leave.

~Good. I want that ass...~

am a space. The chapter is over. Please, don't kill me. Not that you could, for I am only a space.]


READ THIS IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST A CHARACTER FOR HIEI TO MOLEST!!!

Yes, you DID just read that right. I need you guys - the reviewers - to help me with something. If you've all noticed, Hiei is VERY frustrated. Now, I think you know what that means. I need a request to help me pick which character Hiei can molest.

RULES:

1. He must be a character created by Yoshihiro Togashi - No OC's . (I tend to screw them up. Maybe I'll have one next chappy.)

2. He must be a HE . This story is YAOI and I intend to keep it that way.

3. He must be ALIVE . Meaning, if they died and didn't come back, they're out. (Don't worry - I have a plan to MAYBE include 1 dead guy.)

4. He can not be a member of the Tantei OR Koenma. (I have plans for them... BWAHAHAHAHA!!!)

5. And... Umm... Nobody gross...

I know, this shortens the field a LOT, but you still have lots of dudes from the Dark Tournament and stuff like that you can request. (Jin, for example.)


REVIEW RESPONSES!!!

(Kami, I love you people.. *Cries*)

PainfulxRecovery - Yay! You drooled! Thankies!!! I'm keepin it going as best I can!!! There'll be more H/K later on. Right now, Hiei plans to shop around... But of course, it's always the first one you end up buying!

animegirl9001 - YAY! You reviewed!!! Your chocolate almond pocky is on it's way! Thanks for the nice comments! And I made it insanely descriptive on purpose! Why? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS KINKIER THAT WAY!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

jaimie - Yes, koibito. Kurama kinda jumped to conclusions... He does that a lot in here... AND OF COURSE I WROTE THAT!!! It was kinky fun!!! Thanks! Miss you too! (Oh, and I really wouldn't know anything about your girlfriend being a goddess.)

rebekah - YOU HAD TO PEE TOO??? YAY!!! Thankies!!! Updating!

Lady Akuma - Hiei better be careful....................in what way..................? O_o

ebil kitten of doom - (Cute name!) You lurve it! You really lurve it!!! YAY!!! Updating!

JadedSoul - You like it??? YAY!!! Continuing!!! ^_^

Hiei's_myne - Of COURSE pocky is good! I just bought some really cheap crap by accident! Enjoy your Hiei clone, and for the love of Kami - NEVER tell me what you plan to subject it to!!! Thankies!!!

evilchild666 - YES! HIEI IS FREAKING OUT! Why? I dunno... (Sure I do! I just can't tell ya!) THANKIES!!! ^_^ By the way, love the name.


AnneMarieh - Thankies! Sorry to cut you off! *Cry* I was quite disappointed too... Updating!

BabbleQueen - Thankies! I don't think ANYONE could expect that from Kurama... YOU ADDED ME TO YOUR AUTHOR ALERTS??? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! *Huggles you!!!* Thanks for the comments on my writing style. It's good to hear stuff like that! ^_^ Keepin' it up!

abby - THANK YOU!!! YOU HAD TO PEE!!! YOU ROCK!!! I'm definitely continuing. ^_^

Neko-chan - Thanks! Hey, I got HUGGLED!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *Huggles back!* Updating!

kira - Pretty good? Hmm... Oh well, at least it wasn't a flame. Thanks! ^_^

inumoon3 - OF COURSE IT'S A HIEI/KURAMA FIC!!! Hiei just... Kinda... Flirts around a bit... You'll see! Thankies!

kira - Wait... Another one??? Oh well. THANK YOU!!! Keepin it up! (*Feels stupid* What does WQW mean???)

Brandye - Burnin', huh? I'm funny? That wasn't really supposed to be funny, but ok... I'LL E-MAIL YOU, OK??? I WILL REPLY!!! PEE, MY FRIEND! PEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Cat - YES! Kurama DID cry! As for the other guys, they won't be finding out for a few chappies. But that's ok!

Su da 'mazin bannana eater - Cool name! ^_^ NO, IT'S NOT A 1-SHOT!!! PEEEEEEEEEE!!!

yourcutewhenyouscream - LOVE THE NAME!!! Amusing? Hmm... I guess so...

mi-chan - OF COURSE YOU GET A HIEI CLONE!!! Continuing! And don't damn your hentai mind! Feed it with Yaoi goodness and shitty pocky!!!

'Jita - I'M CONTINUING!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI, I'M CONTINUING!!! And don't give your eye teeth! I'll be putting some Hiei/Yusuke in there! Not sure about the 3-way though... That doesn't fit with the plot... I might be able to fit it in as a dream sequence, but... Thanks for the comments! You're awesome!
Lee - - I'd just like to take the opportunity to tell you that I have never loathed a person for his cowardly anxiety before now. I would also like to add, that I no longer trust you. Please, refrain from reading my remaining fan fiction and don't bother me again until you have come up with less of a bullshit explanation than, "I just didn't want to get hurt." You know what? You won't get hurt, but I did. And if you now are thinking, "Oh, that bitch!" then just think about it from my point of view. I have plenty reason to be mad.

Kane - (Who emailed me instead of reviewing like normal.) THANK YOU!!! I'll be sure to write as horrible as possible so you can correct me. K? YAY FOR THE YAOI GOODNESS!!! ALL HAIL THE MUFFINS!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

TheBlackWolf-WitchBlade - YAY!!! I can't tell you what' wrong with Hiei till the 4th Chapter!!! PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! BYE!!! THANKIES!!!

Caseandra Dragonheart - THANKS!!! Of COURSE I'm writing more H/K!!! Just... not right now...

Aelli Flame - WILL DO! Thankies!!!

This chapter was kind of a short, crappy filler between things so it wasn't exactly very good... Sooooo... Don't kill me? I can't do any more until I get ideas for the guy Hiei's gonna molest! Oh, and I added Youko as an after thought. He's cool, ne? I think I wrote him OOC though... If anyone has suggestions for proper Youko-speech, please tell me!

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

-Akurei & Piotra

PS : This chapter's gift is an hour in a closet with the Yu Yu bishie of your choice (you have to specify) and a pair of fuzzy handcuffs that I'm sure you'll find some use for. *Cough * Bondage *Cough *