Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ I'm Not Sick ❯ Can't Cook For Beans ( Chapter 14 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: inkheart 
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Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 11.22.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 144 | Status: Completed
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Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 11.22.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 144 | Status: Completed
I told you it was far from being over! Here is the next installment of "I'm Not Sick". Enjoy.
WARNING: Do not read while operating heavy machinery. Or while drinking alcohol or any other drink that has carbonation because it is not pleasant when it shoots up your nose.
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Chatper 14:
Can't Cook For Beans
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010101010-Back home at Kurama's~010101010
"Stupid frickin piece of crap! Goddammit!!" Sarah shouts obsinities as she tries to walk downstairs.
"Sarah?!! Are you trying to go downstairs again?!" Dianna's voice yells from the kitchen.
Sarah freezes and winces as her leg hits the staircase.
"Noooo... of course not--meep! No poking! Oh, hi Kurama." Sarah begins to protest but Kurama walks up behind her and pokes her in the back. She whirls around to be onslaughted by the staircase, again and she flinches.
"Dianna's right," he says, "you know you shouldn't be walking after what happened, Sarah. Besides, there are other means of transportation." Kurama hints as he walks past her.
"Nobody's gonna carry me! Ya hear? Nobody!!" Sarah crosses her arms and pouts as she begins downstairs again. Suddenly, she feels herself being picked up and turns her head to see Hiei.
"Stop being so stubborn onna." Hiei growls as he carries her downstairs and puts her on the couch then walks outside. Sarah sits there for a moment, pouting; then slowly, very slowly walks to the backdoor and opens it to look outside.
"What do you think you're doing?" Dianna asks. Sarah carefully whirls around to see Dianna standing a few feet away with her hands on her hips, oven mits on, wooden spoon in hand and apron tied round her waist.
"I just wanna go outside." Sarah pleads while trying to muffle a laugh from Dianna's appearance..
"But your aunt said you should keep all physical activity to a minimum. And murses are usually right." Dianna scolds as Sarah secretly takes baby steps out the door.
"Stop and get back in here!" Dianna yells in agitation.
"Stupid friggin doctors are all against me, goddammit." Sarah mutters as she walks back to the couch and sits down. "Why can't I go outside?! It's not fair. I just wanna watch the guys train... wah." Sarah cries as Dianna walks past.
"Stop whining." Dianna orders as she bonks Sarah on the head with her spoon on her way to the kitchen.
"Itai." Sarah rubs her head then follows Dianna. She watches in amusement as Dianna kicks Yusuke and Kuwabara out of the kitchen, literally.
"If you want to eat every five seconds make your own food!!!" Dianna yells after them as they run outside. Suddenly, she turns to Sarah with a sweatdrop on her head.
"Sarah, could you make lunch?" Sarah anime falls off the chair but manages to sit back up again.
"So, I take it that's not what you're making?" Sarah asks as she looks at the oven in speculation.
"Nope, but it's something better! Brownies!" Dianna clarifies just as the buzzer rings and she takes out a batch of brownies then places them on the stove to cool.
"Mmmmm... brownies. I love brownies. Alright, I'll make lunch but only if you let me ask what everyone wants first." Sarah bargains as she stares Dianna down.
Dianna considers her options: 1. let the Holy Goddess of All Cooking take over; 2. handle it herself and end up burning or completely ruining the food; and 3. take out. Well, three is the result of two, and I don't feel like doing two anyway... I guess one it is.
"Deal. But I'm coming with you just in case," she adds as they walk outside.
"Oh, brother. You know, I'm not made of lace. And sure, I still hurt in some places but I'm much better. Anyway, there's Kurama-- let's ask him first."
They make their way over to a clearing in the trees and watch Kurama practice his rosewhip technique for a few minutes until he notices them and walks over.
"Sarah, what are you doing outside? Dianna, I thought you were making lunch." Kurama asks as he puts a towel around his neck.
"Nah, she's a hypocrite; can't cook and so, I'm making lunch." Sarah adds as she walks all the way around Kurama then stands there. Dianna glares at her.
"What?! Well, you...."
Kurama looks on in amusement as they toss sarcastic remarks back and forth.
"You can take your dumbass comments and shove them up your--" Sarah begins to yell.
"Sorry to interrupt but I believe you wanted to know what I wanted for lunch?" The girls stop and look at him, having completely forgotten he was there.
"For me, a simple grilled cheese sandwhich would be satisfactory." Sarah and Dianna look at each other; Sarah scratches the back of her head and Dianna sweatdrops.
"Heh, ah, thanks Kurama for the info. And I think I'll leave you two alone." Sarah hints then quickly walks away, well as fast as she can. Dianna tries to follow her but Kurama grabs her shoulder. He turns her to him and looks into her eyes.
"Kurama?" Dianna hesitantly asks and places her hand on his shoulder.
"Are you alright?" Kurama asks tentively as he brushes her hair out of her face.
"Of course I'm alright. Why wouldn't I be? Now if you'll excuse me, I have to follow Sarah." Dianna begins to walk away but Kurama catches her wrist and pulls her into an embrace.
"You were sick, then kidnapped. You watched your best friend being tortured then almost died yourself. I ask you again, are you alright?" Kurama looks down at Dianna as he feels his shirt becoming damp. He gently strokes her hair as she continues to cry silently.
"It felt like forever until you came for me. I-I was so scared and useless. I couldn't do anything to stop them." Dianna confesses between sobs as her crying all but evaporates.
"You're not useless. You are anything but useless." Kurama objects as he brushes a last few stray tears from her face. Dianna watches him then smiles.
"Thank you for... everything Kura-kun." She sighs as she leans into his chest and he holds her. Shortly afterwards, they break apart, smile at each other, then Kurama continues training and Dianna watches happily, having totally forgotten about Sarah.
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Sarah has scouted ahead.
"Great big globs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts; mutilated monkey meat; bloody little birdie feet and I forgot my spoon!" Sarah sings as she walks through the trees looking for the rest of the guys.
Suddenly, she hears an explosion then turns towards the sound to see Hiei in the middle of a clearing with boulders surrounding him. Apparently from the rubble of a few boulders around him, he's practicing his fist of the mortal flame, as well as his katana technique against boulders of varying sizes.
"Hiei?" Sarah carefully approaches him but suddenly stops short as he disappears before her eyes.
"What do you want onna?" comes a gruff voice from behind her.
"Meep!" Sarah squeaks as she whips around to meet Hiei's glaring crimson orbs.
"Ah, hi Hiei. I just want to know what you'd like to have for lunch." Sarah mumbles as she stares at the ground waiting for an answer. Hiei moves closer and whispers something in her ear, then moves back to the clearing. She blushes furiously and follows him.
"That's not what I meant and you know it... Hiei? Come on, please tell me?" Sarah pleads as she tugs on his sleeve.
He turns to her with a shrug. "I'll have what you have." He answers simply and turns back around to begin training again. Sarah quickly kisses his cheek and walks away with a quick blushed glance behind her.
Hiei stands there with his hand on his cheek for a moment then disappears and a boulder explodes.
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Sarah giggles as she walks along looking for Yusuke and Kuwabara when suddenly, she walks to the edge of a very steep hill and trips on a root sending her tumbling down in the direction of ...Yusuke.
"Itai!... oof!... ow!... meep!...owchie!" Sarah grunts as she rolls over twigs and rocks. Just as the pain starts to set in, she lands on a sort of soft cushion and groans. Then she realizes it's not a cushion when she hears a deeper voiced groan from beneath her.
Sarah looks down to see Yusuke blushing like mad and that's when she realizes they're in a very, ahem, provocative situation. They jump up apart and Sarah apologizes for falling on Yusuke while he scratches his head in an embarrassed way.
All of a sudden, Yusuke flies backwards into a tree as Hiei appears in front of Sarah possessively standing there.
"Eek! Ah, Hiei? It was an accident, really it was." Sarah says hastily hoping Hiei won't kill Yusuke.
"She's right, Hiei." comes a voice from above them. They turn to see Dianna and Kurama coming down the hill towards them. Hiei's fighting stance all but dissipates as he acknowledges Dianna and Kurama.
"Her clumsiness caused her to trip and fall on an unsuspecting Yusuke." Dianna laughs out as Sarah glares at her.
"Damn! That was a good punch!" Yusuke exclaims as he rubs his left cheek. Hiei glares at them all and whispers in Sarah's ear while an evil smirk spread arcoss his mouth, then he walks back to his clearing. Sarah jumps then hides behind Dianna as she yells.
"Don't do that! You know how I take double meanings! Meep!!" Sarah lays her head on Dianna's back and mumbles, "I hate it when he does that."
Dianna reaches back and pats her head then grabs her wrist and pulls her around so she's standing in front of them.
"Its okay Sa-chan, we all have our moments sometimes." Dianna comments as she gives a meaningful look at a blushing Kurama.
"Alright, time to go inside and make lunch." Sarah quickly changes the subject to the relief/disappointment of Kurama and she grabs Dianna's wrist, pulling her inside to the kitchen.
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I know this was a short chapter but stay with me people. There are two chapters left and when the time comes I shall leave it up to you whether or not I will write a sequel. I really don't want to but if you must have it then it shall be.
Bye bye!
WARNING: Do not read while operating heavy machinery. Or while drinking alcohol or any other drink that has carbonation because it is not pleasant when it shoots up your nose.
DISCLAIMER APPLIES.
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Chatper 14:
Can't Cook For Beans
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010101010-Back home at Kurama's~010101010
"Stupid frickin piece of crap! Goddammit!!" Sarah shouts obsinities as she tries to walk downstairs.
"Sarah?!! Are you trying to go downstairs again?!" Dianna's voice yells from the kitchen.
Sarah freezes and winces as her leg hits the staircase.
"Noooo... of course not--meep! No poking! Oh, hi Kurama." Sarah begins to protest but Kurama walks up behind her and pokes her in the back. She whirls around to be onslaughted by the staircase, again and she flinches.
"Dianna's right," he says, "you know you shouldn't be walking after what happened, Sarah. Besides, there are other means of transportation." Kurama hints as he walks past her.
"Nobody's gonna carry me! Ya hear? Nobody!!" Sarah crosses her arms and pouts as she begins downstairs again. Suddenly, she feels herself being picked up and turns her head to see Hiei.
"Stop being so stubborn onna." Hiei growls as he carries her downstairs and puts her on the couch then walks outside. Sarah sits there for a moment, pouting; then slowly, very slowly walks to the backdoor and opens it to look outside.
"What do you think you're doing?" Dianna asks. Sarah carefully whirls around to see Dianna standing a few feet away with her hands on her hips, oven mits on, wooden spoon in hand and apron tied round her waist.
"I just wanna go outside." Sarah pleads while trying to muffle a laugh from Dianna's appearance..
"But your aunt said you should keep all physical activity to a minimum. And murses are usually right." Dianna scolds as Sarah secretly takes baby steps out the door.
"Stop and get back in here!" Dianna yells in agitation.
"Stupid friggin doctors are all against me, goddammit." Sarah mutters as she walks back to the couch and sits down. "Why can't I go outside?! It's not fair. I just wanna watch the guys train... wah." Sarah cries as Dianna walks past.
"Stop whining." Dianna orders as she bonks Sarah on the head with her spoon on her way to the kitchen.
"Itai." Sarah rubs her head then follows Dianna. She watches in amusement as Dianna kicks Yusuke and Kuwabara out of the kitchen, literally.
"If you want to eat every five seconds make your own food!!!" Dianna yells after them as they run outside. Suddenly, she turns to Sarah with a sweatdrop on her head.
"Sarah, could you make lunch?" Sarah anime falls off the chair but manages to sit back up again.
"So, I take it that's not what you're making?" Sarah asks as she looks at the oven in speculation.
"Nope, but it's something better! Brownies!" Dianna clarifies just as the buzzer rings and she takes out a batch of brownies then places them on the stove to cool.
"Mmmmm... brownies. I love brownies. Alright, I'll make lunch but only if you let me ask what everyone wants first." Sarah bargains as she stares Dianna down.
Dianna considers her options: 1. let the Holy Goddess of All Cooking take over; 2. handle it herself and end up burning or completely ruining the food; and 3. take out. Well, three is the result of two, and I don't feel like doing two anyway... I guess one it is.
"Deal. But I'm coming with you just in case," she adds as they walk outside.
"Oh, brother. You know, I'm not made of lace. And sure, I still hurt in some places but I'm much better. Anyway, there's Kurama-- let's ask him first."
They make their way over to a clearing in the trees and watch Kurama practice his rosewhip technique for a few minutes until he notices them and walks over.
"Sarah, what are you doing outside? Dianna, I thought you were making lunch." Kurama asks as he puts a towel around his neck.
"Nah, she's a hypocrite; can't cook and so, I'm making lunch." Sarah adds as she walks all the way around Kurama then stands there. Dianna glares at her.
"What?! Well, you...."
Kurama looks on in amusement as they toss sarcastic remarks back and forth.
"You can take your dumbass comments and shove them up your--" Sarah begins to yell.
"Sorry to interrupt but I believe you wanted to know what I wanted for lunch?" The girls stop and look at him, having completely forgotten he was there.
"For me, a simple grilled cheese sandwhich would be satisfactory." Sarah and Dianna look at each other; Sarah scratches the back of her head and Dianna sweatdrops.
"Heh, ah, thanks Kurama for the info. And I think I'll leave you two alone." Sarah hints then quickly walks away, well as fast as she can. Dianna tries to follow her but Kurama grabs her shoulder. He turns her to him and looks into her eyes.
"Kurama?" Dianna hesitantly asks and places her hand on his shoulder.
"Are you alright?" Kurama asks tentively as he brushes her hair out of her face.
"Of course I'm alright. Why wouldn't I be? Now if you'll excuse me, I have to follow Sarah." Dianna begins to walk away but Kurama catches her wrist and pulls her into an embrace.
"You were sick, then kidnapped. You watched your best friend being tortured then almost died yourself. I ask you again, are you alright?" Kurama looks down at Dianna as he feels his shirt becoming damp. He gently strokes her hair as she continues to cry silently.
"It felt like forever until you came for me. I-I was so scared and useless. I couldn't do anything to stop them." Dianna confesses between sobs as her crying all but evaporates.
"You're not useless. You are anything but useless." Kurama objects as he brushes a last few stray tears from her face. Dianna watches him then smiles.
"Thank you for... everything Kura-kun." She sighs as she leans into his chest and he holds her. Shortly afterwards, they break apart, smile at each other, then Kurama continues training and Dianna watches happily, having totally forgotten about Sarah.
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Sarah has scouted ahead.
"Great big globs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts; mutilated monkey meat; bloody little birdie feet and I forgot my spoon!" Sarah sings as she walks through the trees looking for the rest of the guys.
Suddenly, she hears an explosion then turns towards the sound to see Hiei in the middle of a clearing with boulders surrounding him. Apparently from the rubble of a few boulders around him, he's practicing his fist of the mortal flame, as well as his katana technique against boulders of varying sizes.
"Hiei?" Sarah carefully approaches him but suddenly stops short as he disappears before her eyes.
"What do you want onna?" comes a gruff voice from behind her.
"Meep!" Sarah squeaks as she whips around to meet Hiei's glaring crimson orbs.
"Ah, hi Hiei. I just want to know what you'd like to have for lunch." Sarah mumbles as she stares at the ground waiting for an answer. Hiei moves closer and whispers something in her ear, then moves back to the clearing. She blushes furiously and follows him.
"That's not what I meant and you know it... Hiei? Come on, please tell me?" Sarah pleads as she tugs on his sleeve.
He turns to her with a shrug. "I'll have what you have." He answers simply and turns back around to begin training again. Sarah quickly kisses his cheek and walks away with a quick blushed glance behind her.
Hiei stands there with his hand on his cheek for a moment then disappears and a boulder explodes.
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Sarah giggles as she walks along looking for Yusuke and Kuwabara when suddenly, she walks to the edge of a very steep hill and trips on a root sending her tumbling down in the direction of ...Yusuke.
"Itai!... oof!... ow!... meep!...owchie!" Sarah grunts as she rolls over twigs and rocks. Just as the pain starts to set in, she lands on a sort of soft cushion and groans. Then she realizes it's not a cushion when she hears a deeper voiced groan from beneath her.
Sarah looks down to see Yusuke blushing like mad and that's when she realizes they're in a very, ahem, provocative situation. They jump up apart and Sarah apologizes for falling on Yusuke while he scratches his head in an embarrassed way.
All of a sudden, Yusuke flies backwards into a tree as Hiei appears in front of Sarah possessively standing there.
"Eek! Ah, Hiei? It was an accident, really it was." Sarah says hastily hoping Hiei won't kill Yusuke.
"She's right, Hiei." comes a voice from above them. They turn to see Dianna and Kurama coming down the hill towards them. Hiei's fighting stance all but dissipates as he acknowledges Dianna and Kurama.
"Her clumsiness caused her to trip and fall on an unsuspecting Yusuke." Dianna laughs out as Sarah glares at her.
"Damn! That was a good punch!" Yusuke exclaims as he rubs his left cheek. Hiei glares at them all and whispers in Sarah's ear while an evil smirk spread arcoss his mouth, then he walks back to his clearing. Sarah jumps then hides behind Dianna as she yells.
"Don't do that! You know how I take double meanings! Meep!!" Sarah lays her head on Dianna's back and mumbles, "I hate it when he does that."
Dianna reaches back and pats her head then grabs her wrist and pulls her around so she's standing in front of them.
"Its okay Sa-chan, we all have our moments sometimes." Dianna comments as she gives a meaningful look at a blushing Kurama.
"Alright, time to go inside and make lunch." Sarah quickly changes the subject to the relief/disappointment of Kurama and she grabs Dianna's wrist, pulling her inside to the kitchen.
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I know this was a short chapter but stay with me people. There are two chapters left and when the time comes I shall leave it up to you whether or not I will write a sequel. I really don't want to but if you must have it then it shall be.
Bye bye!