Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ I'm Not Sick ❯ Bloody Hell! They're Drunk Again? ( Chapter 15 )
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By: inkheart 
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Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 12.13.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.3K | Visits: 180 | Status: Completed
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Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 12.13.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.3K | Visits: 180 | Status: Completed
Sorry for not updating sooner but I have been so busy that I totally forgot about this entirely. Eheheh... Well, there was that and the fact that I didn't receive very many reviews. I need inspiration! But oh well. Here's chapter fifteen.
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Chapter Fifteen:
Bloody Hell! They're Drunk Again?
Sarah grabs some ingredients, a few pots and a frying pan then sets to work on lunch. Dianna stares out the window as the boys gather in one spot for some sparring.
"Well, can't we just go out and watch for a minute or--wait! You never asked Yusuke and Kuwabara what they want so we have to go outside, right?" Dianna pleads while she watches Kurama taking off his jacket, revealing a t-shirt showing his very well taken care of body underneath. Like any other fan girl in a million mile radius, her Kurama radar goes berserk, her mouth hangs open then it snaps shut and she gets a devilish look in her eyes.
"Yusuke and Kuwabara's orders aren't necessary considering they'll eat anything. But I guess you can go watch until lunch." Sarah answers and smiles as Dianna's face lights up and she squeezes Sarah in a hug then runs out the door with a quick, "Thankyou-thankyou-thankyou!!" Sarah laughs to herself as she continues making lunch.
About 5 minutes later, Dianna calls Sarah outside to see Hiei's fight with Yusuke. Sarah walks outside and sits next to Dianna on the grass.
"Why did you call....me...?" Sarah's question answers itself as she stares at Hiei's shirtless torso and Yusuke's and Kurama's, but mostly Hiei's. Dianna would have hit her if she stared at Kurama too long anyway.
Yusuke smirks cockily at Hiei as he glares back. Being about three yards away from eachother they both kick off from the ground and fly at the other. They throw punches at their opponent in a blurry cloud then they jump back and stare at one aother until it starts over again.
Kurama and Kuwabara move a few yards away and begin their own battle. They run at each other throwing punches and kicks while blocking their opponent's shots. Kuwabara goes for Kurama's head but he dodges and low kicks Kuwabara in the stomach.
Hiei punches Yusuke in the face but Yusuke comes back with an uppercut to Hiei's chin and he skids back a few feet.
After about 30 minutes, they tire out and Sarah calls for lunch inside. Kurama stays behind to gather his clothing and Dianna waits for him. Sarah turns to Dianna as she walks inside and winks at her then goes to serve lunch. Dianna smiles, and then hesitates when Kurama puts his jacket back on and turns to her with a smile.
"Umm... do you remember... before I was kidnapped and sick... umm--yah before that, at the school, yah-um-that time at the school... um, if you remember what I'm talking about, um--do you remember what you told me?" Dianna rambles and is fascinated by the wringing of her hands. She looks up blushing like crazy to see Kurama standing right in front of her.
Kurama's eyes dance with amusement as he brushes her hair from her eyes. "Yes, I know what you are talking about and I do remember perfectly. I was so nervous when I met you after school that time, but you looked so happy that it was contagious." Kurama's eyes come back into focus as she speaks.
"Heh. Yea, but then again I didn't know you were going to ask me to be your girlfriend. That was a little shock." Dianna murmurs as she smiles up at Kurama. He pulls her into a loving hug then mumbles.
"And what happened next?"
Dianna giggles as she thinks about it. "When I said yes, you kissed me."
Kurama's eyes gleam with mischief. "I believe I need a demonstration." Kurama swoops in as Dianna giggles.
Leaving the love birds alone for a little while we return inside.
Sarah closes the window curtain as she smiles to herself. Then she moves to the kitchen to watch Yusuke and Kuwabara on their third sandwich and bowl of soup.
"Disgusting fools." Hiei comments from behind her. Sarah turns her head slightly and smiles at Hiei.
"I thought you were eating in your room?"
"I was. But even all the way in the Makai, I would still hear their disgusting slurping noises. I lost my appetite." Hiei admits as he glares at the gorging boys.
"I did, too." Sarah smiles at Hiei then sweatdrops as she hears the loudest slurp ever.
"Ugh. I need a drink." Sarah mutters as she moves to the fridge. Opening the door she takes out a half-filled bottle of coke then reaches for the cabinet above the sink. After taking out an unmarked bottle with a clear liquid in it, she pours a generous amount of it into the coke.
Hiei's eyes widen as he realizes what the liquid is. "You're having alcohol in the middle of the afternoon?" He points to the unlabeled bottle on the counter.
"Why not?" Sarah shrugs as she sips her 'drink'. Hiei smirks mischievously as he takes the bottle and pulls her to the stairs.
What are those two up to? But back outside with Dianna and Kurama after... things.
Dianna and Kurama are standing in front of the back door, ahem, straightening up when Dianna's senses go on full alert.
"My Sarah sense is tingling." Dianna mutters as she opens the door and steps inside.
"'Sarah sense'?" Kurama questions with a raised brow.
"Heh. Um, well, whenever Sarah does something wrong, so to speak, I get this really weird feeling." Dianna explains as she walks upstairs. Kurama shrugs not even trying to understand.
Dianna moves to Sarah's room and looks inside. When not finding Sarah, she closes the door and turns to stare at Hiei's door.
Suddenly, insane giggling comes from Hiei's room that can only be Sarah. Dianna quietly opens the door and they stick their heads in. They see a drunken Hiei taking the bottle of unmarked clear liquid from a very drunk Sarah.
"Hey! Gimme -hic- that back." Sarah drawls as she lays out flat on Hiei's bed looking up at him upside-down.
Hiei takes a gulp of the liquor then gives it back to Sarah who wobbly gets up and finishes off the bottle.
Dianna stomps in and glares at Sarah who's trying to get the last drop out of the bottle.
"I warned you about drinking so don't come to me tomorrow morning." Dianna takes away the empty bottle as Sarah falls backwards onto the bed, giggling like crazy.
"And you!" Dianna turns to the suppressed laughing Hiei with an accusatory glare. "Damn your stupid encouragement to hell!!"
Hiei totally ignores her and lies down next to Sarah. Sarah giggles at Dianna's facial expression then rolls over off the bed and falls on her back with an 'oof!' Hiei laughs an un-Hiei-like laugh then also rolls off the bed and lands on top Sarah with a 'thump'.
Behind a glaring Dianna, Kurama laughs as Sarah tries to get up but looses her balance and wobbly falls back on top of Hiei.
Dianna rolls her eyes in exasperation and helps Sarah up onto the bed while Kurama helps Hiei. Sarah looks at Hiei, and then smirks.
Suddenly, they both become sober and Sarah stretches out her palm to Hiei.
"I told you I could drink a whole bottle and not get drunk. Now pay up!" She declares with a mocking glance at a flabbergasted Dianna and Kurama.
Hiei 'hn's then hands her a twenty with a smirk at the now enraged Dianna and amused Kurama.
"Hey! It's supposed to be forty!" Sarah exclaims while glaring at Hiei.
"I get twenty for convincing them I would actually get drunk." Hiei points out and puts his extra bills back in his cloak.
"Whoa, whoa, wait a second! Do you mean all of this was an act?!" Dianna looks back and forth between the two nodding criminals.
"Pretty much, yup." Sarah grins from ear to ear. "It was funny seeing your face when Hiei rolled on top of me. Heh."
"That is totally beside the point!!" Dianna blushes furiously and glares at Sarah.
"Whatever. I'm hungry so I'll see you later." Sarah kisses Hiei on the cheek, winks at Kurama then makes her way downstairs. The rest of them also realize they're hungry and follow Sarah, Dianna grumbling on the way. After lunch, Yusuke and Kuwabara leave for their own homes. Everyone else takes a spot in the living room bored out of their minds.
"Do you guys wanna train more or do you wanna do something else?" Sarah asks after she finishes off a cup of ginger ale.
"Well, I'm sure you and I would love to watch the guys work out but it wouldn't be fair for them. So, something fun will have to do. But what?" Dianna murmurs as she throws away her cup.
"Don't look at me, dude. I'd just as soon have a drink." Sarah shrugs as she flops in a comfy chair.
They all sit there for a few minutes thinking of ideas.
"GAH!! There's nothing to do!! I'm going insane! Again!!" Sarah yells as she flips onto her stomach and punches arm of the chair in frustration.
Kurama sighs then picks up the newspaper next to him and turns to the movie section.
"Stop freaking out, Sarah. We could go see a movie?" Kurama suggests as the newspaper crinkles.
"Oh! Oh! Can we go see 'King Kong'?!" Dianna asks excitedly as she grabs the paper. Sarah grabs it from her and looks at the list.
"Oooh... let's see a horror movie like Saw!" Sarah skims the paper but Dianna takes it back and glares at her.
"You know I hate horror movies, Sa-chan. Let's see a comedy!" Dianna whips through the paper then spots a movie. "How about 'Cheaper By the Dozen 2'?"
Kurama shrugs, "If you two can agree on a movie I'll go." Hiei grunts in agreement but stays where he is.
"Nah. I'd rather watch a school movie than that. What about 'Wolf Creek'?" Sarah looks at Dianna excitedly but Dianna shakes her head.
"I can't watch rated R movies, you know that. And besides, it's a horror movie." Dianna passes the movie listing to Sarah and then sits down next to Kurama.
After a minute, Sarah's face lights up and she looks at Dianna.
"'The Chronicles of Narnia', it's perfect!" Sarah exclaims as Dianna's eyes light up. Kurama looks between the two.
"So are we agreed?" he asks and they nod their heads and he smiles.
"Let's go!" Sarah yells as they all grab their coats then take off for the movie theater.
After the movie has ended, about 3 hours later, they exit the movie theater; Sarah holding onto Hiei's arm and Dianna on Kurama's.
"That was so awesome! But poor Edmund." Sarah murmurs as she bounces up and down.
"Yea, I know what you mean." Dianna agrees then looks up at Kurama. "Did you like it?"
Kurama smiles at her. "It was lovely. I enjoyed it immensely; although, the fight scenes were by far my favorite. Hiei, did you enjoy it?" Kurama asks as he eases his arm around Dianna's shoulders.
"It was all right. I don't see how starring at a screen for three hours can be entertaining but some parts were fairly enjoyable." Hiei mutters when Sarah lets go of his arm and goes skipping up ahead and turns around to look at the stars. She gets a dazed look in her eyes as she day dreams.
"Narnia... what a wonderful place that would be." Sarah murmurs half to herself as a warm smile crosses her lips then disappears. She grabs Hiei's hand in her own and continues the walk home.
End for this chapter.
I hope you all enjoyed it. I have seen Narnia and I hope you all will too. It was very good. It was the best movie I've seen in a long time.
Bye for now until next time kids! Keep your hopes high and your spirits bright!
Oh, and Happy Holidays!
Disclaimer applies.
Chapter Fifteen:
Bloody Hell! They're Drunk Again?
Sarah grabs some ingredients, a few pots and a frying pan then sets to work on lunch. Dianna stares out the window as the boys gather in one spot for some sparring.
"Well, can't we just go out and watch for a minute or--wait! You never asked Yusuke and Kuwabara what they want so we have to go outside, right?" Dianna pleads while she watches Kurama taking off his jacket, revealing a t-shirt showing his very well taken care of body underneath. Like any other fan girl in a million mile radius, her Kurama radar goes berserk, her mouth hangs open then it snaps shut and she gets a devilish look in her eyes.
"Yusuke and Kuwabara's orders aren't necessary considering they'll eat anything. But I guess you can go watch until lunch." Sarah answers and smiles as Dianna's face lights up and she squeezes Sarah in a hug then runs out the door with a quick, "Thankyou-thankyou-thankyou!!" Sarah laughs to herself as she continues making lunch.
About 5 minutes later, Dianna calls Sarah outside to see Hiei's fight with Yusuke. Sarah walks outside and sits next to Dianna on the grass.
"Why did you call....me...?" Sarah's question answers itself as she stares at Hiei's shirtless torso and Yusuke's and Kurama's, but mostly Hiei's. Dianna would have hit her if she stared at Kurama too long anyway.
Yusuke smirks cockily at Hiei as he glares back. Being about three yards away from eachother they both kick off from the ground and fly at the other. They throw punches at their opponent in a blurry cloud then they jump back and stare at one aother until it starts over again.
Kurama and Kuwabara move a few yards away and begin their own battle. They run at each other throwing punches and kicks while blocking their opponent's shots. Kuwabara goes for Kurama's head but he dodges and low kicks Kuwabara in the stomach.
Hiei punches Yusuke in the face but Yusuke comes back with an uppercut to Hiei's chin and he skids back a few feet.
After about 30 minutes, they tire out and Sarah calls for lunch inside. Kurama stays behind to gather his clothing and Dianna waits for him. Sarah turns to Dianna as she walks inside and winks at her then goes to serve lunch. Dianna smiles, and then hesitates when Kurama puts his jacket back on and turns to her with a smile.
"Umm... do you remember... before I was kidnapped and sick... umm--yah before that, at the school, yah-um-that time at the school... um, if you remember what I'm talking about, um--do you remember what you told me?" Dianna rambles and is fascinated by the wringing of her hands. She looks up blushing like crazy to see Kurama standing right in front of her.
Kurama's eyes dance with amusement as he brushes her hair from her eyes. "Yes, I know what you are talking about and I do remember perfectly. I was so nervous when I met you after school that time, but you looked so happy that it was contagious." Kurama's eyes come back into focus as she speaks.
"Heh. Yea, but then again I didn't know you were going to ask me to be your girlfriend. That was a little shock." Dianna murmurs as she smiles up at Kurama. He pulls her into a loving hug then mumbles.
"And what happened next?"
Dianna giggles as she thinks about it. "When I said yes, you kissed me."
Kurama's eyes gleam with mischief. "I believe I need a demonstration." Kurama swoops in as Dianna giggles.
Leaving the love birds alone for a little while we return inside.
Sarah closes the window curtain as she smiles to herself. Then she moves to the kitchen to watch Yusuke and Kuwabara on their third sandwich and bowl of soup.
"Disgusting fools." Hiei comments from behind her. Sarah turns her head slightly and smiles at Hiei.
"I thought you were eating in your room?"
"I was. But even all the way in the Makai, I would still hear their disgusting slurping noises. I lost my appetite." Hiei admits as he glares at the gorging boys.
"I did, too." Sarah smiles at Hiei then sweatdrops as she hears the loudest slurp ever.
"Ugh. I need a drink." Sarah mutters as she moves to the fridge. Opening the door she takes out a half-filled bottle of coke then reaches for the cabinet above the sink. After taking out an unmarked bottle with a clear liquid in it, she pours a generous amount of it into the coke.
Hiei's eyes widen as he realizes what the liquid is. "You're having alcohol in the middle of the afternoon?" He points to the unlabeled bottle on the counter.
"Why not?" Sarah shrugs as she sips her 'drink'. Hiei smirks mischievously as he takes the bottle and pulls her to the stairs.
What are those two up to? But back outside with Dianna and Kurama after... things.
Dianna and Kurama are standing in front of the back door, ahem, straightening up when Dianna's senses go on full alert.
"My Sarah sense is tingling." Dianna mutters as she opens the door and steps inside.
"'Sarah sense'?" Kurama questions with a raised brow.
"Heh. Um, well, whenever Sarah does something wrong, so to speak, I get this really weird feeling." Dianna explains as she walks upstairs. Kurama shrugs not even trying to understand.
Dianna moves to Sarah's room and looks inside. When not finding Sarah, she closes the door and turns to stare at Hiei's door.
Suddenly, insane giggling comes from Hiei's room that can only be Sarah. Dianna quietly opens the door and they stick their heads in. They see a drunken Hiei taking the bottle of unmarked clear liquid from a very drunk Sarah.
"Hey! Gimme -hic- that back." Sarah drawls as she lays out flat on Hiei's bed looking up at him upside-down.
Hiei takes a gulp of the liquor then gives it back to Sarah who wobbly gets up and finishes off the bottle.
Dianna stomps in and glares at Sarah who's trying to get the last drop out of the bottle.
"I warned you about drinking so don't come to me tomorrow morning." Dianna takes away the empty bottle as Sarah falls backwards onto the bed, giggling like crazy.
"And you!" Dianna turns to the suppressed laughing Hiei with an accusatory glare. "Damn your stupid encouragement to hell!!"
Hiei totally ignores her and lies down next to Sarah. Sarah giggles at Dianna's facial expression then rolls over off the bed and falls on her back with an 'oof!' Hiei laughs an un-Hiei-like laugh then also rolls off the bed and lands on top Sarah with a 'thump'.
Behind a glaring Dianna, Kurama laughs as Sarah tries to get up but looses her balance and wobbly falls back on top of Hiei.
Dianna rolls her eyes in exasperation and helps Sarah up onto the bed while Kurama helps Hiei. Sarah looks at Hiei, and then smirks.
Suddenly, they both become sober and Sarah stretches out her palm to Hiei.
"I told you I could drink a whole bottle and not get drunk. Now pay up!" She declares with a mocking glance at a flabbergasted Dianna and Kurama.
Hiei 'hn's then hands her a twenty with a smirk at the now enraged Dianna and amused Kurama.
"Hey! It's supposed to be forty!" Sarah exclaims while glaring at Hiei.
"I get twenty for convincing them I would actually get drunk." Hiei points out and puts his extra bills back in his cloak.
"Whoa, whoa, wait a second! Do you mean all of this was an act?!" Dianna looks back and forth between the two nodding criminals.
"Pretty much, yup." Sarah grins from ear to ear. "It was funny seeing your face when Hiei rolled on top of me. Heh."
"That is totally beside the point!!" Dianna blushes furiously and glares at Sarah.
"Whatever. I'm hungry so I'll see you later." Sarah kisses Hiei on the cheek, winks at Kurama then makes her way downstairs. The rest of them also realize they're hungry and follow Sarah, Dianna grumbling on the way. After lunch, Yusuke and Kuwabara leave for their own homes. Everyone else takes a spot in the living room bored out of their minds.
"Do you guys wanna train more or do you wanna do something else?" Sarah asks after she finishes off a cup of ginger ale.
"Well, I'm sure you and I would love to watch the guys work out but it wouldn't be fair for them. So, something fun will have to do. But what?" Dianna murmurs as she throws away her cup.
"Don't look at me, dude. I'd just as soon have a drink." Sarah shrugs as she flops in a comfy chair.
They all sit there for a few minutes thinking of ideas.
"GAH!! There's nothing to do!! I'm going insane! Again!!" Sarah yells as she flips onto her stomach and punches arm of the chair in frustration.
Kurama sighs then picks up the newspaper next to him and turns to the movie section.
"Stop freaking out, Sarah. We could go see a movie?" Kurama suggests as the newspaper crinkles.
"Oh! Oh! Can we go see 'King Kong'?!" Dianna asks excitedly as she grabs the paper. Sarah grabs it from her and looks at the list.
"Oooh... let's see a horror movie like Saw!" Sarah skims the paper but Dianna takes it back and glares at her.
"You know I hate horror movies, Sa-chan. Let's see a comedy!" Dianna whips through the paper then spots a movie. "How about 'Cheaper By the Dozen 2'?"
Kurama shrugs, "If you two can agree on a movie I'll go." Hiei grunts in agreement but stays where he is.
"Nah. I'd rather watch a school movie than that. What about 'Wolf Creek'?" Sarah looks at Dianna excitedly but Dianna shakes her head.
"I can't watch rated R movies, you know that. And besides, it's a horror movie." Dianna passes the movie listing to Sarah and then sits down next to Kurama.
After a minute, Sarah's face lights up and she looks at Dianna.
"'The Chronicles of Narnia', it's perfect!" Sarah exclaims as Dianna's eyes light up. Kurama looks between the two.
"So are we agreed?" he asks and they nod their heads and he smiles.
"Let's go!" Sarah yells as they all grab their coats then take off for the movie theater.
After the movie has ended, about 3 hours later, they exit the movie theater; Sarah holding onto Hiei's arm and Dianna on Kurama's.
"That was so awesome! But poor Edmund." Sarah murmurs as she bounces up and down.
"Yea, I know what you mean." Dianna agrees then looks up at Kurama. "Did you like it?"
Kurama smiles at her. "It was lovely. I enjoyed it immensely; although, the fight scenes were by far my favorite. Hiei, did you enjoy it?" Kurama asks as he eases his arm around Dianna's shoulders.
"It was all right. I don't see how starring at a screen for three hours can be entertaining but some parts were fairly enjoyable." Hiei mutters when Sarah lets go of his arm and goes skipping up ahead and turns around to look at the stars. She gets a dazed look in her eyes as she day dreams.
"Narnia... what a wonderful place that would be." Sarah murmurs half to herself as a warm smile crosses her lips then disappears. She grabs Hiei's hand in her own and continues the walk home.
End for this chapter.
I hope you all enjoyed it. I have seen Narnia and I hope you all will too. It was very good. It was the best movie I've seen in a long time.
Bye for now until next time kids! Keep your hopes high and your spirits bright!
Oh, and Happy Holidays!