Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Innocent phrases ❯ ok here's another ( Chapter 2 )

First of all, thanx you psycho freaks of nature that I proudly call my friends. I couldn't have written this with out the help of all your demented minds. Also, thanx to … for reviewing on this one. This chappie is for you. Oh! And you can pick who said what, I'm to lazy to think about it right now.

 

Stupid Little Phrases Take the Completely Wrong Way…#2.

 

104) hey come play with me

105) if it doesn't fit don't force it

106) Is it supposed to look like that?

107) Why don't I have one
108) That looks funny

109) why is it all sticky??
110) Is it supposed to smell like that??
111) Are you sure your doing it right?
112) Are you Done yet??
113) you don't get any..
114) What's that stain in your pants??
115) Is that extra hair gel?
116) You have Oreo on your nose?
117) What's in your cheeks?
118) It Twitches???
119) I thought there were two of you in the car.
120) Think long and hard.
121) Do we have to do that again
122) could you shower first??
123) What does that thing do??
124) your going to put that there?
125) Was that you or the dog.??
126) could you give me a hand.
127) it will only take you a second.
128) never seen one with a wart before.
129) who told you that was ok.
130) do you always do it like that?
131) do you want to put cheese on that?
132) is that you or week old tuna?
133) I need a bigger bowl.
134) oh, man those look yummy.
135) what ever you want, honey.
136) I'm huge in Japan...
137) does this make me look fat??
138) leave it alone.
139) don't poke me.
140) I'll cut the cheese.
141) have you been fishing today?
142) You smell like the ocean.
143) Have you been deep sea diving??

144) You want to go outside and play with my balls?

145) Wait, wait, wait… what are you doing?!

146) Why is your hand there?

147) Let's go find some one to play with.

148) Get away from my nuts!!!

149) I think I know what you're doing.

150) What are you??

151) So, that's your excuse?

152) I was looking in the wrong place.

153) I want to watch!!

154) I do stupid things.

155) You have a tiny… ouch!! I was gonna say brain!!

156) I have a big… ouch!!

157) Wait!! You're gonna show him and not me!?!

158) I like chocolate milk!!

159) I wanna join!!

160) I wanna be there too!!

161) Some thing about asparagus??

162) Oh Yeah!!!

163) It vibrates!!!

164) Hey, look!! I've got a lightsaber!!

165) Tooty-Fracking-Frooty

166) What do you want me to do about it?!?!

167) Dude, I'm not there!!

168) Let's go to a museum.

169) heh, heh… 69… heh, heh.

170) Back it up. Back it up. You got it. You got it. (I hate that song.)

171) Would you like an apple pie with that?!?!

172) You know you can't do that.

173) I can do a lot of things.

174) Wow. It's a fracking miracle.

175) Skrew that!!

176) I don't know how to control that!

177) Help me eat these foo!!

178) No you didn't.

179) Stop lying to your self.

180) You're fun!

181) I like chicken nuggets.

182) They're good too.

183) I took it out one night and started playing with it.

184) Can I steal your nuggets?

185) Hey, I'm good at this!

186) At least you're good at some thing.

187) When in doubt… skrew it!!

188) Now I wish we had three way.

189) It un-buttons.

190) Well, she was in my pants and… yeah.

191) We're NOT playing with each other.

192) Ask me if it hurts.

193) What have you been doing with it?

194) Are you sure that's your thumb?

 

 

**Yusuke quote (form the commentary track on the last DVD) *sobs*:

“First of all I'd congratulate everyone who f*cked up. I hope you all think you really bad f*uckers, bad f*ckers, bad f*ckers…”

 

 

**They ended it!! The f*ckers!! Damn funamation!! It shouldn't have ended!!! I wanted to see more about Kurama!!! … and everyone else. Now all I can do is wish and read all these fanfics. Oh well, at least I have all your stories to keep my mind going. Thanx to every one who helps keep Yu Yu Hakusho alive.