Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ It's my World , You're Just living In It ❯ Still In This Stupid Line ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Lacy: Hey Bob Bill, I got a great idea for the beginning of the chapter

Bill: She actually had an idea?

Bob: That's amazing

Lacy: Hey, you guys were an idea too!

Bob: So, what's your idea Lacy?

Lacy: Let's have a poetry contest!

Bill: All right. “I am a poet, and I didn't even know it.

Bob: Here's mine. “I drink soda from the can, and I play in the sand.”

Lacy: I have a classic type of poem, “One Piece is Red, Yu Yu Hakusho is blue, I don't own, so you no sue”

Bill: I think that Bob wins.

Lacy: Me too.

Bob: What do I win?

Lacy: Ummm, You get to pick Kuwabara's hair color

Bob: Let me think…. Gold, like Goldie Locks

Lacy: Uh (crosses fingers behind back), Ok we can do that.

Chapter 2:

Still In This Stupid Line

“Hunter Green!” shouted Nami, “You know that almost looks good, but you could have lost the Mohawk and spikes, they make your ears look big.”

“Its true.” agreed Zolo.

“But the chicks love the spikes.” responded Kuwabara.

“Hey Kuwabara, nice hair” said two hot chicks that were walking by.

“See, they love it!” Kuwabara bragged.

“Hi guys, sorry that I'm late.” said the always late Yusuke.” KUWABARA, WHAT THEY HECK DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU LOST A FIGHT TO A LAWNMOWER!”

“I got I haircut. What the big deal, at least I didn't pick pink.” Kuwabara said defensibly.

“ Guys I'd really hate to interrupt, but the line is moving.” Nami pointed out.

In the Front of the Line

Lacy: No sorry, you're not cool enough to go in, Arlong.

Arlong: But I'm the coolest guy around.

Lacy: You may be the coolest, but you're not the Hottest

Arlong: Fine, be that way, you'll be sorry.

Koenma: Hey, Am I hot enough.

Lacy: Only if you're in your teenage form.

Koenma (teenage form): Like this

Lacy: Perfect

Luffy: Hey Lacy!

Lacy: Hey Luffy, go on inside

Bob: The entertainment has arrived.

Lacy: What entertainment?

Bob: Remember, Barney and his friends strapped to a dartboard.

Lacy: Oh, yeah, I remember. (Authors note: I don't own Barney, I just like to kill him^^)

Bob: Hey, I said that I wanted Kuwabara's Hair to be Gold

Lacy: Well to bad, this is my story! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

Bill: I think she finally cracked.

Bob: I think she hasn't eaten even sugar all day.

Bill: So she's sugar deprived

Bob: Yep

Bill: Hey, while she is laughing, let's take over the story!

Bob: That's a great idea!

Bill: I know.

Bob: One question though, do you know how to write?

Bill: I don't know, this is going to be a problem

Lacy: What were you two plotting while I was sugar deprived!

Bob: Oh nothing.

Bill: Yeah. What type of muses do you take us for?

Lacy: UMMMM… I don't know, maybe EVIL muses.

Bob: Why don't we tell the readers to review instead of fighting?

Lacy: All right. REVIEW PEOPLE REVIEW LIKE THE WIND!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA SUGAR!!!

Bob and Bill: JA NE