Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Just a Simple Friendship? ❯ Explanations! ( Chapter 5 )

Hans: Err… hey guy that looks like girl! Where's Sammy? I mean, doesn't she usually start the----- why are you people looking at me like that? *remembers what he said* Awww crap…. *gets pelted by rotten tomatos*

Kurama: O___O you know I have no idea… where is she? Hmmm…. She'll turn up eventually… I guess…

AMSB: I TOOK HER!! MUAHAHA!! NOW I WILL WRITE THE FIC!!! MUAHAHA!!!

Hans: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sammy: Damn! Ok I'm only here for a short while, I got kidnapped by American Singles, and now they want me to classify the men, HOW THE HELL IS I SUPPOSED TO CLASSIFY THE MEN!?!? NO… NOOOOOO NOT THERE AGAIN…. PLEASE!!!

AMSB: MUAHAHAHA ON WITH THE CHAPTER MUAHAHAHA!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Breakfast~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~

"Is ____ ready yet, I'm getting pretty damn tired of waiting!" Yusuke was just finishing his eggs, it has been a while since Botan and the girls went to go fetch you.

"WAIT!! DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT ME!!!" you ran downstairs with the kimono that Yukina gave you on, you had your hair in a bun with two thin straps of hair hanging on the side, Kurama nearly choked on his food when he saw you, `she looks absolutely stunning…' he thought.

"Oi, Kurama! Are you ok? You seem to be zoning out there." You waved a hand in front of his face, why was he staring anyways? "Kurama… I'm sorry…"

SLAP! There went Kurama, flying out of his chair, you didn't mean to hit him THAT hard, since when the extra strength? You ran by his side, the poor guys eyes were like this @______@.

When he snapped out of his trance, he glared at you with some pretty angry eyes, and boy, did they look angry, "Why did you do that?!" he didn't necessarily yell, but it wasn't a calm voice either.

"Gomen, gomen, gomen, but you were all dazed and I tried waking you up and so I figured a soft slap would do! ^_^" you gave out the most innocent smile possible, but it didn't work this time.

"That was not a soft slap! What is your idea of a soft slap anyways?!" he said, you shrugged, "Hey, I tried doing a soft slap, but all of a sudden my arm went like WHAM!!" you shot up in the air, causing a few people to stare.

"GOOD MORNING! IS EVERYONE READY!?" Koenma popped out of nowhere; (in his teenage form) the other people were probably used to this, but not you.

"ACK, OH ME GOSH, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?" you jumped on Kurama's lap and held him close; he didn't really blush, because this happened all the time when you got scared… ALL THE TIME!

Yusuke and Kuwabara were laughing really hard while Hiei smirked; Koenma looked a bit confused though… "Oh, sorry for the scare _____, but we have to go to your aunt and uncle's house now." You got off Kurama's lap and dusted your kimono off.

"But… I didn't even have breakfast yet…" you said with a tone of hunger and sadness in your voice, "Well… that's your fault for taking so long, so tough cookies, because you don't get any breakfast!" Koenma snapped back, but you weren't going to leave on an empty stomach.

"Well… tough cookies for you, because… I'M HAVING BREAKFAST ANYWAYS!!!" you grabbed whatever you could and stuffed it in your mouth, but you made sure to have your pinky out, we need some manners!

"Err… is she always like this?" asked Kuwabara, who was staring at you stuffing everything in your mouth, with your pinky out, Kurama nodded his head, and stared too.

"Baka onna… I'm not spending anymore time here, either we leave now, or I'm not going." Hiei said in an `I'm- annoyed- as- hell' tone, he looked at Kurama, and Kurama got the hint, he walked over to you, and dragged you away from the table.

"NOOO, I'M NOT DONE YET!! NOOOOOO…" you struggled, but Kurama's grip was strong, "We… have… to… go… now… _____." He literally dragged you out into the field, "AND WE'RE OFF!" Koenma yelled out before leaving, "BREAKFAST!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Your Aunt and Uncles house~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"*sob* Where could my little angel be?" you had been missing for a day and a half now, and your aunt was looking at a picture of you when you were younger, your brother was out looking for you, and your uncle was making phone calls.

"Well… I called Shuicchi's house, and ____ nor Shuicchi is there…" your uncle sat down on the table, where could you have possibly gone? They were already pulling the hairs on their head, but they heard a knock on the door and a voice.

"Aunt Kimori! Uncle Kagami! It's me ______!!" your aunt and uncle looked at each other, and they both ran to the door and your aunt nearly broke out in tears when she saw you.

"OH ____ MY DARLING BABY, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! WHERE IN KAMI'S NAME DID YOU GO?! OH IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOUR BACK AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS NOW!!" she had you in a bone crushing hug, it seems she didn't realize that there were people sniggering behind you.

"ACK… aunt Kimori… I seriously cannot breathe!" you choked out, your aunt let you go and stared at the group of guys behind you.

"____, why are there a group of boys behind you? And how do you and Shuicchi know them?" your uncle asked, if he had a shotgun, he would take it and blast the whole lot of them, even Shuicchi.

"Oh don't worry uncle Kagami, you see… it's a long story…" you laughed nervously, your aunt smiled and said, "Well then… invite them in and I'll make some treats!" 0. O your aunt was a little weird…

You invited the whole gang to sit down, Hiei decided to stand though, your uncle thought that there was something mighty strange with that guy, then; your aunt came in with a chocolate cake, some sandwiches, cupcakes, a cherry pie, and drinks.

"I cook when I'm nervous, now eat… I SAID EAT!" she scared everyone into eating, even Hiei, "Umm… vaunt bivori… *gulp* uncle Kagami, I have some important news to tell you…" "Well what is it dear?" your aunt asked you, this was harder than you thought; you looked at Kurama, then at the rest.

"OH, OH, I KNOW! YOU AND SHUICCHI ARE ENGAGED! SO YOU RAN AWAY AND DIDN'T TELL ANYONE BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO YOUNG! SHAME!" your aunt said, which earned him a glare from your uncle, she simply shrugged.

You and Kurama choked on your food, that was a little too strange, "NO!! It's not that!" everyone was laughing and making kissing noises, you gave a death glare and they immediately shut up.

"Then what is it _____ spit it out?!" your uncle asked, you gave out a huge sigh, and decided to finally tell them.

"It turns out… that I'm a reincarnation of a powerful ice demon named Siyaki, it's a long story, and Shuicchi is a reincarnation of Youko Kurama, a famous bandit in the Makai, so his real name is Kurama, and the dude with the hair is a demon too, and Yusuke's a half demon, and Koenma is the prince of death, he keeps charge of the Reikai, and that's basically it."

Silence, that was it, after that, followed huge amounts of laughter by you aunt and uncle, "That's nice dear; now please give us the truth." Your aunt said.

"I'm sorry to interrupt, but it is the truth, ____, make the room really cold, it would give them proof." Koenma said, but the problem was, you didn't know how to.

"Maybe it would be much easier if you turned into a baby, I don't even know how to make the room cold." You suggested, Koenma sighed, and turned back into his toddler form, which amazed your aunt and uncle.

"T-T-That's amazing! How on earth did he do that?" your aunt was looking around Koenma, which turned back into his teenage form, "I can change whenever I want to." He simply said, "Do you believe me now?" you asked them, they were still in shock.

"I-I don't know what to believe anymore." Your aunt was fanning herself; the only way that they would believe you is if you turned the room really cold, so you actually tried.

There, followed a light breeze, after that, the room became really cold, "I think that I should fix the heating." Your uncle said, "No, that was me, I did that." You said, the both of them were in shock again.

"By Kami-sama, you really are an ice demon aren't you?" your uncle asked, you nodded your head, "Oh my…" your aunt was really shocked now.

"Ahem… I'm also sorry to say this… but ____ can not live here, if she does, it would be dangerous for you, there will be other demon's after her, so she will be living with us, and she cannot attend school." Koenma said, "Now wait just a minute! I will not let my darling baby to live with a whole bunch of boys, and she must attend school, without it, she can't get an education!" your aunt exclaimed.

Yusuke and Kuwabara sniggered when you were called `darling baby', which earned them another death glare from you, but Kurama interrupted.

"Well… there will be three girls living with us, and Genkai will be there shortly, she's the keeper of the temple, and I'll be there too… and we will make sure that ____ gets her homework while she's away at school, all you have to do is provide an excuse, does that make you feel any better?" You shot Kurama a `thank- you- very- much' look, which he gladly returned.

Your aunt and uncle looked like they were deep in thought for a while, then your aunt turned to you with tears in her eyes, "OH MY DARLING BABY!! I'M GOING TO MISS YOU SO MUCH!" she captured you into another bone crushing hug, but let go after a few seconds.

((a few minutes had passed because you had to pack and stuff and I'm too lazy too type it out.))

"No, I want you to take good care of yourself, and Shuicchi I want you to watch after ____, and if any of you let any harm come near you, then may cuckoos fly and peck your eyes out! Now have fun!" 0. o ok… well at least you got the hard part down! As you bid your farewell to your beloved family, you heard someone yell "KITTY!"

"NOOOOOO!!!" you ran up to Kuwabara and grabbed the cat he was holding and threw it really far away, then you put a smiling face on and turned to Kuwabara, who had a horrified face on. "You- You hurt the kitty!" he said, he looked like he was on the verge of tears.

"THAT'S NOT JUST A KITTY, IT'S SATAN'S KITTY! IT'S THE KITTY FROM HELL!" you yelled at him, he still had a horrified look on, "But it's still a kitty! Kitty she didn't mean to hurt you!" he yelled out, you were obviously annoyed with this.

"That is an evil cat; it will haunt your nightmares until the day you die! So I suggest you leave it alone!" you yelled back at him, now he looked terrified, "But it's a kitty! All kitty's are cute!" he just wasn't getting the point. ((Awww… poor Kuwa-chan))

"Fine, it's not my fault if it eats your rat!" you stomped off, leaving a very confused Kuwabara there. Now it was time to go.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Genkai's temple~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Well, I finally have the hard part down!" you sighed and flopped on the couch, but the truth was, it was all just beginning. ((God that sounds corny))

"Actually _____, we still have to train you, we have to teach you how to use your spirit energy properly, and we have to teach you how to use your ice powers, so technically, the hard part is just beginning!" Kurama flopped on the couch next to you, but you pushed him off.

"But I don't want to!!" you whined, "Shut up dimwit, we all have to do what we don't want to sometimes." A new voice said, you turned around to see---

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~AMSB'S lair~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sammy: Sexy 25 year old looking for a woman that enjoys taking strolls through the moonlight… WHY AM I STUCK HERE?

AMSB: MUAHAHA GET BACK TO WORK MUAHAHA!

Sammy: What's up with you and the MUAHAHA thing? And why did you make me leave a cliffy?!?

AMSB: MUAHAHA I WAS BORN THIS WAY MUAHAHA I CAN'T SHOW ANY EMOTION EXCEPT EXITEMENT WHEN I TALK MUAHAHA LIKE RIGHT NOW I'M SAD AND CONFUSED MUAHAHA AND I LOVE CLIFFIES MUAHAHAHA

Sammy: Sexy hot 23 year old male looking to seek a woman that enjoys food also goes by the name of…. HANS?! That's it I'm going to have a long talk with him when I leave!

AMSB: MUAHAHA THAT'S IF YOU LEAVE… WHICH YOU WON'T MUAHAHAHA READ AND REVIEW MUAHAHA!