Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Karasu's Love, Or Not ❯ Karasu's Date, Or Not ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer: …See first chapter.

Warning: Perverted-ness, yaoi, dead guys being alive, bad language, obsessive behavior, and maybe a few limes? I will try my hardest to write how Chu speaks!

Karasu silently flicked an invisible tiny bomb at his recent dinner guest, Chu. Chu was annoying the hell out of him. “…And so, bludger, never date a Sheila who smells like blood. Dunno why, but they make mighty scary dates! …Oi, did you just hear that, bloke? Anyway…”

Karasu twitched in a silent fury. What the fuck was wrong with this demon? Was he trying to make him go crazy? Koenma was going to pay. How the hell did this demon end up on his list? Wait…who was next? Jin? Wasn't he dating that ice demon, Tou- something or other?

AH! Maybe the next person after that. Touya. Hm…come to think of it, how come there were coupled people on his list? “KOENMA!” He bellowed as the child-like ruler appeared. “Yes Karasu? You like Chu?” “No fool! I want to edit this list more!” Koenma sweatdropped. “O-kay.” He said hesitantly.

They poofed into the demi-god's office…and Chu sauntered on home, not at all worried that he was ditched. Back with Karasu, Koenma looked over the list. It read:

“Karasu-san's list has been finished. He must go on one date minimum with each person on this list. Here is the order:

1. Hiei

2. Chu

3. Jin

4. Touya

5. Yomi

6. Kuronue

7. Rinku

8. Shishiwakamaru

9. Suzuka

10. Suzaku

11. Yusuke

12. Kuwabara

13. Koenma

14. Itsuki

15. Sensui

16. Kaitou

17. Kido

18. Raizen

19. Sakyou

20. Yanagisawa

21. Bakken

22. Genbu

23. Seiryu

24. Kouga

25. Inuyasha

26. Sesshomaru

27. Shippo

28. Enki

29. Shura

30. Kurama

P.S. Under no circumstances may the order be changed. Edits are under the jurisdiction of Koenma-sama.”

Karasu seethed. “I want all of the couples off of this list!” Koenma nodded, and they crossed out several people. Of thirty, only four remained. The list now read:

“Karasu-san's list has been finished. He must go on one date minimum with each person on this list. Here is the order:

1. Hiei

2. Yomi

3. Kuronue

4. Kurama

P.S. Under no circumstances may the order be changed. Edits are under the jurisdiction of Koenma-sama.”

Karasu looked quite happy at this arrangement. Kura-chan was that much closer! But…this left Kura-chan on the list with all of his rivals for Kura-chan's heart! “Koenma!” He screeched.

Koenma popped his head out from under his desk. “Yes?” “I wish to change the rules!” Koenma looked depressed. “And?” “I want to put Kura-chan in a situation, much like that one dating show! The one where the main person dates the others and eliminates them one by one!” “Alright…but same end idea, right? I will write rules up right now.”

An hour later, Koenma proudly presented Karasu with a new sheet. This sheet read:

“As of now, you are invited to the house of Yomi-san. He has so graciously allowed this dating game to work under his roof. The person's hand whom you'll be competing for is Shuuichi Minamino/Youko Kurama. He will be considered the main player. You are minor players. The contestants, including you, are Karasu-san, Hiei-san, Yomi-san, and Kuronue-san. Rules are simple. They include:

1. No sexual, physical, or mental approaches may be made on the main player.

2. No “punishments” may be put on minor players.

3. Any sexual, mental, or physical approaches are prohibited between minor players.

4. No sexual actions between staff and players will be allowed.

5. No rigging games to play.

6. Alliances will be allowed.

7. No one is to die.

P.S. The only circumstance that these may be changed is if the main player agrees upon it, in blood, on parchment. Edits are under the jurisdiction of Koenma-sama.”

Karasu grinned. Oh yes…that would work.