Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Kat Plus Fire Equals Bad ❯ FIREY! ( Chapter 1 )

XDD This is A compleatly random fic! I will update when i damn well wanna, AND It has no plot.

IF YA DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! XD

WaRNinG OriGanAl ChArrA, I'm sooo damn annoying.

I own kat,

I own tuna(kat's cat.)

And I own this fiction.

Me owns so yous can't sue.

Me no owns yu yu or it's charras,

Me no own kuwabara (Ya couldn't PAY me to take that idiot.)

Me no own Hamtaro or Card captors sakura,

Me no own so you no sue.

On a side note, I don't own smokey the bear or the oriental kingdom of sporks.

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Chapter one, Don't trust kat with matches.

*kat was watching tv in the badly wall papered tv room, she was chewing her long red hair as she watched 'Card captor, sakura' she hadn't bothered to change into her human form from the previous night, so her red fox ears tipped with black where still there and so was her red fox tail also tipped with black. It was 5:00 AM, she was in hamtaro pajamas, in her demon form, and eating ramen noodles in cokeacola while watching anime.*

Kat- Squee! Firy card! hmmm. *Gets an idea*

*one hour later there is a complicated contraption set up in front of kat's room, where youko kurama just so happened to be asleep.*

Kat- *evil grin as she pours ligher fluid on ropes*

Youko- * smells the lighter fluid* uh oh, kat's playing with flamable objects again. *sighs*

Kat- *giggles and gets out of the way from her door.*

Youko- *Opens the door and lighter fluid soaked ropes tie him up* O.o uh oh.

Kat- *grins evily*

*the ropes catch fire due to the match being set off, luckaly kat was stupid and put Flame resistant rope in her contraption.*

Kat- >< Awwwwww, me no catch firy!!.... OOH! I'll get that flame thrower koenma got me!

Youko- Koenma got you a flame thrower?

Kat- hai, i bribed him with candy ^__^

Youko- ><

Kat- *summons flame thrower*

Youko- *takes it.* no flame throwers in the house.

Kat- Kuso Shimatta baka kitsune SHIMATTA!

youko- *sighs*

Kat- I'm boerd!!

Kurama- I'll call some of the others over *sighs.*

*Cheezy music*

Koto's voice- now for the commercial break!

Readers- O.o

*smokey the bear theame plays and Smokey gives a lecture about forest fires, whilst the forest behind him starts to slowly show signs of burning.*

Smokey- And Remember, only you can prevent forest fires.

Kat- *walks up beside him holding a flame thrower* but i'm the one that caused it.

Smokey- O.o why are you looking at me like that?

Kat- Fwoosh. *Torches smokey.*

*sence fades out with smokey screaming and the forest burning.*

Koto's voice- Er.. Mabey we shouldn't do that any more.... well back to the fiction.

*yuusuke, kat and kuwabara are watching anime, Kat is sitting between the two boys compleatly intranced as sakura captures the mirror card. Kuwabara and yuusuke where makeing comments on Sakura's chest size.*

Kat- *gets an idea* WEEE MIRROR CARD!! *is grabbed by yuusuke and kuwabara*

Yuusuke- The show's still on.

Kat- but it's a comercial break!

*the smokey commercial with kat plays*

Kat- O.O >.> <.< It's uh my evil twin, yeah that's it.

Yuusuke- you sure you ain't the evil one?

Kat- -.-

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This will eventually get a plot, EVENTUALLY, oh and my friend Izzy helped me ^_^

Talking on the phone and writing at the same time is good.

OH! Do you want me to put any comercial breacks in any more?

Please review, i MAY, this is a big mabey, i may be allowing reviewers to insert charras, go ahead and give me detailed descriptions of your characters, i'm not garateed to enter them but i MAY.