Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Kat Plus Fire Equals Bad ❯ Illusion ( Chapter 2 )

A/N: Squee I have already gotten reviews! I'm getting online right now to see how many! ^___^

This chapter is acctually planned out a bit, he he, i dunno how much i'll thick too it but hey, i know a few of my friends got a laugh.

Me no own yu yu so you no sue sue, same goes for sailor moon.

On to the fic!

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* Kat is still watching TV with yuusuke and kuwabara She jumped up and down as sakura captured the sword card, then grinned as she realised the illusion card was what helped the sword card be captured, She got a truly evil idea.*

Kuwabara- Can we Stop watching this show? We've seen this episode six times already.

Kat- ^-^ only if you let me go.

Yuusuke- Deal! I can't stand anymore of this! I mean we've got the english in subtitled, the french in subtitled, the japanese with english subtitles wich none of use can read, and the german, You're obsessed!

Kat- Wait till you see my sailor moon collection.

Kuwa and yuu- O.O

Kat- >:D *darts*

Kurama- *walks in* Where's kat?

Yuu- dunno *switches to a porn channle*

Kurama- *sighs*

Kat- *runs past the guest room where hiei is staying, stops and runs back, grinning evily* He he he he he, Illusion!

Hiei- *wakes up in a tree* hn.

voice- You must choose

hiei- hn, choose what?

Voice- between the two things you care for most.

* Yukina screams in the distance, hiei takes off in that direction, but from the other direction is the sound of the ice cream truck.*

Hiei- O.O!

Koto's voice- Commercial break!

viewers- DIE!

Koto- *runs*

*barney theame song plays, suddenly chibi kat comes into view in the back ground as barney sings.*

Chibi Kat- *walks up to right beside barney somthing hidden behind her back*

Barney- Why hello there little girl. What's that behind your back? Can i see it?

Chibi Kat- *shakes head 'no'*

Barney- Well, then would you follow me to my room?

Chibi Kat- *shakes head 'no'*

Barney - ^-^ Then we'll be friends right here.

Chibi Kat- *Pulls out long knife, it's twice her size* Only if i can go first.

Barney- O.O Oh fucking mother of peanuts

Chibi Kat- *starts attacking barney as the scene fades*

Koto's voice- That girl has issues.

Sane readers- (Are you acctually reading this far? If so i'm surprised i didn't scare you off) Hai. a LOT of issuses.

Insane readers- SLICE DICE DISEMBOWL DESTROY KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

Koto- O.o

Hiei- e.e *sweating not knowing what to do*

Voice- CHOOSE

Hiei- X.X The music, must save yukina,,, *Goes after the ice cream truck*

Kat- *laughing so hard she's in pain as hiei blinks at her* XD You... f-f-fell for,,,, it! M-m-m-m-my illusion XD

Hiei- -.-

Kat- eek, *Runs*

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XD I'm having too much fun with this