Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Kat Plus Fire Equals Bad ❯ kareokee ( Chapter 3 )

An: XD RANDOM CHAPTER! Er, they are all random but i need a break from My re-rites so we'll see how kat, kuwabara, and yuusuke would re-write songs, please note i don't own ANY of them, they are just songs that i've heard, and i have aptly named this a Kareokee chapter.

Me no own yu yu hakusho, the animes the songs come from, or anything but kat and my screwed up mind, OH! Let's not forget my rabid hamsters And homicidal birds.

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K-K-K-Kariokee!

*Kat is setting up a kareokee machine in her room and several anime CDs in her CD player*

Kat- Kuwabaka, yuusuke, come'ere! I got a new game!

Yuu and Kuwa- *come into her room still bruised from her last game 'Hide and go Beat.' Kat was always the one beating.* What?

Kat- ^-^ Kareokee

Kuwa- YEAH!

Kat- I'm going to regret this huh yuusuke?

Yuu- yep

Kat- *sighs*

Kuwa- YEAH I GET TO SING!!

Kat- Oh dear...

Kuwa- ^_^

Kat- ... *Plays a cd. and takes the microphone, realises the lyrics from the CDs are in english, she can't read english though she can speak it.* eh.. This shall be odd, oh well.

*RK opening song plays as she attempts to read the english*

I brush gainst heckless that i fated

so a light goes on and i vive a little sigh for you,

It's nevy the love that i dare whit you

Nut it distloved like it was bust a sugar coobe *Starting to wonder at this moment*

Now the dame bats hitting in my hart has bunt

bust a bit but it reely doose hurt me how

dose billy boriss hopes,

I guess i pant bust them after ball.

If we cood fit it her way.

OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo

I hunder wath it hood knee like,

Yeah

I be a babby indeed my heart. *starting to look baffled*

All the memories i cave,

are huntifull in my behind

But they dont need my blunder

Deep below.

And tolrrow

i'll be just pitting in the barrow

and now i must dunder whay

What do i heally been to you

I bust blant kee it any bore

I bust blant kee it any booooooooooooooooooooooooore

OOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kat-.....?

Kuwa- ^-^ That made perfect sence!

Kat- O.o

Yuu- riiiiiiiiiiiight, now what language do you speak again?

Kuwa- Pig latin

Kat- Nani? *blink blink*

Koto's voice- Commercial break!!

*cyborg 009 comercial plays.*

Kat- DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

001, 002, 003, 004, 005, 006, 007, 008, 009- O.o

Kat- >:) *summons flame thrower*

001, 002, 003, 004, 005, 006, 007, 008, 009- AAAAAAAH! *run*

Kat- *chases and starts killing*

*scene fades out*

Koto's voice- well at least it wasn't a childhood romdle ^^;;;

Sane readers- (Are there any out there after my brutal maming of smokey and barney?) O.o?

Insane readers- FIRE BURN KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL

Koto's voice- riiiiiiight, back to the story.

Yuu- I'll *get's interupted*

Kuwa- ME NEXT!!!!!!

Kat- Oh no....

Kuwa- *starts singing really high pitched opera*

Kat- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I think my ears are bleeding!!

Yuu- *on the ground convulsing*

Kat- O.O *takes her shoes and socks off, throws them, missing kuwabara with the two shoes and one sock, The fourth sock flies into kuwabara's open mouth, he inhales it.*

Kuwa- *choking*

Kat- THANK GODS THAT WORKED!

Yuu- X.X

Kuwa- *motioning for help*

Kat- *goes to watch TV*

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XD I enjoyed that