Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Kat Plus Fire Equals Bad ❯ Torture for four, phase one ( Chapter 5 )

AN: I Don't own Nezu or kit, they're koneko Urameshi's, I did get permission to use her though! I also don't own Kohaku, Songosan does, but i got permission before usage. I've had a big help from both of them! they helped devise torture techs that didn't involve fire.

I No own yu yu, or DBGT, Or youko's tail, though i think he owns kat's if you get my meaning XD

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*Kat, Kiiro, Kohaku,and Kit are plotting in kat's room.*

Kat- Wanna get our guys in on this?

Kiiro- I think hiei'd be more intrested in kit's tail, youko would be more intrested in somthing else, Kohaku's mate is a demon lord, and i don't have a guy.

Kat-... Wanna tie up up then?

Kit- Youko, yes. Hiei, No way.

Kohaku- No way, My mate would be pissed.

Kat- As if we could catch hiei...

Kit- O.o What are you thinking.

Kat- X3 Bribe him with icecream?

Kit- -.-;

Kat- Okay,,,

Kiiro- LET'S GET TO THE DAMN POINT. I Take Paturiku, kit, you torture yuusuke, Kohaku, You torture koenma, and kat, you torture kuwabara, then herd them to point A and the mass torture begins.

Kat- YAY!

Kit- I can't wait till point B, X3

Kohaku- X3 I get to torture my brother, he he.

Kiiro- Okay, Split up, devide, and conquer!

Koto's Voice- Commercial Break!

Viewers- DAMN IT! WE WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS!

Koto's voice- I didn't choose the break time, blame kat.

*DBZ GT Theame plays*


Goku- HELP, ITS A CRAZY GIRL!

Bulma- O.O?

Kat- *Chasing goku with a flame thrower* GET BACK HERE YOU ASS

Goku- HEEEEELP

Bulma- >.> <.< o.o?

*Scene fades out*

Koto's voice- I guess she wanted him alive for a sequal...

Readers- .. BACK TO THE DAMN SHOW!

Koto's voice- fine

*In the park, Kat's Carrying two cages with five hamsters from the evil hamster army in each of the cages.*

Kuwa- *Beating up his likness of yuuske* I'll beat you urameshi!

Kat- *Jumps into a tree, her tail and ears twitching* Perfect.

Yuu-dumby- *Has plants growing into its legs, arms and head.*

Kat- *Lets the hamsters out, whispers* Arashi, hammy, kuro, chew the ropes tying that big doll to the tree, the rest of you, wait for my orders.

Light brown hamster with a black jacket that has 'EHA' in red on the back- SQUEAK!

Dark brown with the same jacket- Squeak squeak!

Black hamster with the jacket- *Scurries off*

Kat- Yes you'll get an extra bag of sunflower seeds for having to go near somthing kuwabara touched. Now go.

Dark brown and light brown- *take off after the other one.*

Kat- Yasashi, Go tie kuwabara's shoe laces together.

White hamster with the jacket- *scurries off.*

Kuwabara- *Blinks as the ropes break and the doll stands up strait.* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Yuu-dumby- *Punches kuwabara*

Kat- >:3 I love my demon form.

Kuwabara- AH!!

Kat- EVIL HAMSTER ARMY, CHARGE!!

Hamsters- *Charge after kuwabara*

Kuwa- O.O AAAAAAAAAAAH *Trips over shoes, they're tied together*

Kat- I'm giving yasashi two extra bags for such a good knot, that'll hold forever. Time for phase two to begin.

~* At the Urameshi resadence*~

Kit- *Is being used as a perch by ten of kat's homicidal birds.* shhh, he'll be back any minute.

Yuusuke- *comes through the door covered in dirt* Stupid old grand ma,,,

Kit- Now.

birds- *pick up a cat that looks like a big ball of grey fur.*

Kit- nezu, you know what to do

Nezu- >X3 Mrow.

Birds- *carry nezu to abouve yuu's head*

Yuu- *hears the flapping of wings and looks up*

Birds- X3 CHIRP *Let go of nezu*

Nuzu- *Lands on Yuusuke's face, starts clawing it up till yuuske screams*

Yuu- AHH! Kit! Get him off me!!!

Kit- Off and fall back,

Animals- *retreat to behind kit*

Yuu- O.O Uh oh

Kit- *starts casting random spells*

Yuu- *Runs from a mini thunder storm* My hair!!! *Gets shocked by a thunderbolt* OW

Kit- X3

Yuu- OW OW OW OW *Running from a hail storm.*

Kit- >.> Ooops,,,,

Yuu- WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!?!

Kit- X3 There goes phase B

Yuu- X.X I HAVE BREASTS????

Kit- And you have no manhood anymore X3

Yuu- X.X

Kit- *Pulls a staff outta nowhere* X3

Yuu- O.O *Runs*

Koto's voice- Anouther comercial break!

Viewers- *Curse*

Koto- Gomen...

*Evil hamster army theame song plays.*

Arashi/dark brown hamster- Squeak squeak! *Holding 'play' guns*

Hammy/light brown hamster- Squeaaaaak!

Kuro/Black hamster- *Behind a mini cannon*

Yashashi- *Behind a second cannon*

Other hamsters- *Holding the same thing arashi is*

Kat- On my mark, 3, 2, 1, FIRE *the hamster firing squad start shooting.*

Most of the cast of DBZ GT- X.X *dead*

Bulma- X.X?? *Is confused.*

Kat- You veggi, and anyone else kit likes is safe, everyone else is boomies ^_^

Bulma- O.O *faints*

*Scene fades out*

Koto's voice- O.o The writer is insane!!!!

Readers- SHE ALREADY TOLD US THAT

Koto's voice- ... Back to the show

~* At the Marukenai resadence *~

Patriku- *Looks around* Good she-

Kiiro- *Shoots him in the ass with darts*

Patriku- OWWWWW MY ASS IT HUUUUUURTS

Kiiro- X3 I got a blow dart too!

Paturiku- O.O HELP

~* In rei kai *~

Kohaku- *chanting low*

Ogres- *run into the room* KOENMA SAMA!! *They al have hearts in thier eyes*

Koenma- OoO *Pacifier falls out of his mouth* What did you do?!?!?

Kohaku- Have fun 'brother' , I know your ogres will X3

Koenma- X.X So many.

Kohaku- *Waits few hours, and chants again*

Botan- *Runs in wielding her oar like a bat*

Kohaku- All that's left is hearding and phase two,,, after i give my father a little note on his first born X3.

~* later.... *~

Kat, kiiro, kit- *waiting around for kohaku*

Kat- Whatever kohaku's doing must be major...

Kiiro- probally having koenma violated by somthing much bigger than him.

Kit & Kat- O.o

Kiiro- He's an ass remember.

Koenma- *screams and runs into the trap they set for him*

Botan- *Blink blink* Where am i? Oh well! *Flies off*

Kohaku- *Walks up to the others.*

Kit- You are cruel and unusual, good job.

Kiiro- On to phase two!

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Yeah, i'm evil, gotta wait till next chapter n.n Don't kill me