Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Kat Plus Fire Equals Bad ❯ Torture for four, phase two ( Chapter 6 )

I no own yyh or ygo

I do own,

Kat,

Paturiku marukenai,

Kiiro Boktaineko,

The eveil finch airforce (Also known as the guild of homicidal birds),

And the evil hamster army.

I do not own,

Kit, or nezu. They belong to Koneko Urameshi

Or

Kohaku Minamino, She belongs to songosan.

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Kat- *Reverse summons the boys (More or less in yuusuke's case!) to an abandoned house in the kurakai, then does the same to her and her friends acsadentally*

Kiiro-..... I'm going to hurt you

Kat- goooomeeeeeeeen.

Kit- your magic muddles allot...

Kat- I had pixi stix ^_^

Kohaku- ^^; Baka

Kat- *nodds sagly* Hai

kiiro- Anyways,,, MAY THE TORTURE CONTENUE!!

Kohaku, Kat, Kit- YEAH! *Rush downstairs to where the boys are, they hide behind large objects*

Kiiro- < Point A, Begin >

Kit, Kohaku, Kat- <Hai!>

Koto's voice- Need i say it? Comercial break.

Veiwers- *Groan* We hate you

Koto's voice- BLAME KAT.

* Yu-gi-oh! Theame plays *

Kat- TEA MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, so must tristan but his hair scares me...

Tea- Let's be friends! Let's be friends! Let's Be Friends!

Kat- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *Stabbs anzu, blood and guts fly everywhere, *

Tea- *broken voice* Let's be friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiends

Kat- DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE *Blows her up*

Tea- *BOOM*

*Scene fades out*

Koto's voice- ... Gods she is violent......

Kat- DAMN RIGHT

Sane readers- (You're still here? Damn you're brave!!) Hai,,,

Insane readers- BLOOD GUTS FLEM BILE!!!

Kat- X3 you forgot decapitate!

Koto's voice- back to the show..

Kohaku- *Creates a howling wind through the room*

Kuwabara- EEEEEEEEEE *Clings to paturiku*

Paturiku- AAH! GET HIM OFF ME GET HIM OFF ME!!!

Koenma- ToT I want my hat back.

Yuusuke- X.x I think kit gave me brain damage

Kat- < He had a brain? >

Kit- < Yeah, But the emphasis is on 'had'. >

Kohaku- < You two are up next! >

Kat- *Makes a fire between kuwa and paturiku, separating them*

Paturiku- *sighs relived*,,,, AH I'M BURNING

Kiiro- *Hits koenma with a stream of water*

Kat- < X3 Floooooooooooooosh >

Kiiro- < X3 Hai. >

Kit- *Catches yuusuke's hair on fire.*

Yuusuke AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Kuwa- *Hasn't noticed he's on fire*

Kiiro- < Herd them towards the door, i repeat, herd them towards the door. >

Kat- <You mean stairs right?>

Kiiro- < Yeah, i forgot all the traps are upstairs.>

Kit- < Guys... Hiei's here.>

Kat- < NANI?!>

Kohaku- <How do you know>

Kiiro- < Damn.>

Kit- < He just told me once we're done here he's dragging me up a tree.>

Kiiro- < X3 I forgot, you're in heat. >

Kit- < DON'T REMIND ME >

Kat- < I hope youko doesn't show up..>

Kiiro- < JUST HERD THEM TOWARDS THE STAIRS.>

Tsubasa & Kit- *Use freezing winds to make them run towards and up the stairs.*

Kat- < And now we follow! >

Kiiro- < Not yet, now is point B>

Kit- < X3 Lets see them flip skirts and screw girls after that. >

Kat- < They could use..>

Kiiro, kit, kohaku- < SHUSH. >

Kat- < Gomen, it's the fox demon thing and all so yeah...>

Kit- <We all know it's not your fault your demon form is perverted, it's youko's fault for trying so many diffrent things.>

Kiiro- < POINT B >

Kit, kat, kohaku- <ALRIGHT>

*they start a complicated chant*

~* ten minutes later *~

Boys- *SCREAM*

Yuusuke- I HAVE FOUR BOOBS!!

Kat- < >.> My bad.>

Kit- < We do know how to reverse this right? >

Kat- < Uh. >

Kiiro- <Not really>

Kit- < Oh shiiiiiiiit >

Kat- < >.> I wonder how keiko will recive the news... >

Kiiro- < That her boy friend is a four boobed freak? >

Yuusuke- AAAAAAAAAAH I Have two of THAT

Kat- < n.n; I'm dead, If yuusuke doesn't kill me keiko will>

Kit- <Well, We should get out of here.>

Kat- <HAI!>

Kohaku- <I'm staying, I wanna torture them more with my mate.>

Kat- < You realise you'll end up under him by the end of the night, right?>

Kiiro- < She's the dom remember.>

Kat- < >.> MATTA! > *Reverse teleports herself home* X3 If i don't die, that was worth it.

EHA- SQUEAK

Kat- *Yawns* Fine, you can drive the damn bush, don't wreak it though, We're going on a road trip in makai, Kurama forbit me to drive for some reason,,,,, Oh well, Go have some fun. * Falls asleep on the couch*

Arashi and hammy- *High five*

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Tune in next time to see how the Evil hamster army has fun! And no that is not meant to sound sugestive!,,, Gods, i'm updating THREE times in one day, Maybe four. >.>