Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ killing random anime characters ❯ finally updated!! ( Chapter 4 )

Hi again peeps!!! I finally got my lazy ass off the couch our new couch to write this update I am happy

Yep very happy happy happy happy

Naraku & Touya: >->~~~~~~~~<-<

Touya: I think kas has to let up on the sugar O's and vanilla coke

Hey!!! That's not nice but who cares I love ya anyways ^^ *glomps them both*

Naraku&touya: air!! *Gasp* air!!

Naraku: my minions help *gasp* me

*kagura and kanna appear*

AHHHHH WHORE!!! *kills kagura* *sees kanna* aww adorable here ya go kanna you can have this pretty teddy bear *hands it to her* and stop staring in that mirror that is vain go play with Shippo and rin now

Naraku: NO! you killed one of my minions!!! And made the other a mindless unvain child!! No!!!!!!!

*Inuyasha appears*

Inuyasha : what is you secret!? Tell me and I won't rip your lungs out

grrrrrrrrrrrr shut up mutt go back to your damn clay pot oh wait never mind I am about to use her then go sniff yourself

fluffy: hey! I resent that comment!

Why?I didn't say it to you

Fluffy: I am still dog and that comment is offensive

Whatever *snaps makes Inuyasha disappear* just so everyone knows I did not have enough reviews to do a good chap so I am about to vent my own anger on defenseless idiots hope ya enjoy

Ok I am gonna vent my anger first then I'll get to your reviews *hojo appears* speaking of anger hello hojo guess what I found this neat new water park you wannna see?

Hojo: neat yes kas-chan

*shivers* right in here *leads him to the bathroom stuffs him down the toilet* have fun *flushes it* that was nice lets see next *yugi appears* AHHHHHHHHHH THE HAIR ITS ALIVE!!! MINIONS ATTACK!!! *my 5 branches of minions attack him* just so you know I will explain my minions at the bottom of this chap *yugi is now only a bloody hunk of flesh* yuck fluffy has cleaning duty again today hee hee anyways

kikyou appears hello kikyou meet my little brother *makes little brother appear*

little brother: hi lady whats your name? Why does my sister hate you? How are babies made? Do you have any friends? I have lots of friends meet fuzzy *big fuzzy teddy bear appears*

FT: I wuv you

Kikyou: *overwhelmed by questions screams bloody murder when fuzzy says í wuv you'* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs off a random cliff with a lime jello pool at the bottom suffocates from the jello I drag her out her carcass is torn to pieces by my minions* good job minions I'll give you some minion treats later *suddenly hojo is back covered in seaweed*

Hojo: that was fun can I do it again?

No hojo here do me a favor *hands him some dog food* go bathe in this

Hojo: okay *empties dog food over his head*

Good BOB! FRED JOE!!!

*three rockweilers bound up to him* look boys food *points to hojo* *they bound up and start to eat him*

hmmmm for some reason I have a feeling I have forgotten something……………….oh yeah!! *kicks jaken to next Saturday* okay I feel better now on to your reviews

okay one again K&K's turn

K&K: *glomping karasu who is an interesting shade of blue* oh me *stops glomping runs up on a stage that just happened to be there*

Okay lets see *makes koenma, Joey, *shudders in disgust* Pegasus appear*

K&K: *smiles evilly* here ya go koenma *hands him tons of paper work* when you get done with that see me *looks at Pegasus* ewwwww gay mofo!!! *throws big shiny bomb at him*

ewwww oh well fluffy is cleaning again why should I care?

K&K: hey Joey *borrows bakuras shiny M. ring and makes all his cards devour him*

Okay umm next is *shudders* Pegasus

K&K: *smiles evilly* *throws 2 big shiny bombs at him blowing him to millions of bits*

Ponchos are offered to the audience only 3 dollars at the place where fluffy is reading his magazine okay now emri's turn *emri un-chibifies and gets out of Kurama's lap*

Okay fluff boy get to reviving so we can get to the killing and if your nice I'll give you a doggy biscuit later

Fluffy: beggin strips?

Sure…………….0.o……… …………

*Fluffy revives Pegasus, kikyou, and mukuro appears*

Mukuro: where is my Hiei?

Emri: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr DIE!!!!!! *Smacks him in the head with her shadow staff mukuro is knocked out* hmmm what to do next *big mallet appears* this will do *pounds mukuro into oblivion* MWHAHAHA okay lets see walks up to me hey kas can I borrow that bag of horrors you have in your room? You know the one that keeps the lawyers away?

Sure but I need it back I smell the stench of a lawyer *goes around sniffing everywhere then finds the source* never mind it is just my popcorn smelling chapstick hee hee *sniffs the popcorn smell* mmmm popcorny goodness

Emri: 0.o okay oh well *grabs a kas's bag* hmmm lets see AHHH!!! This will work *pulls out a doll, it is Dora the explorer*

Dora doll: where's boots? And if you see swiper tell him not to swipe

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO *is hiding behind naraku and Touya* bad memories no more Dora no more Dora!!!!!! (just so everyone knows I had to watch 3 hours of Dora the explorer with my little brother I am scarred for life)

*Emri holds the doll up to kikyou and Pegasus*

Kikyou&pegusus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs off a random cliff makes a nice splat at the bottom.*

Emri: okay I'm done here's your bag kas

-_- Hn *opens a black hole in the middle of the room throws the bag in it and closes it*

Touya: what was that?

My room

Touya: ……..Oh

Okay our last guest Inuyddam *a girl that is about 5'4 with silver streaked dirty blond hair and green blue eyes walks on stage* okay I am now taking glomping requests buy the way

Inuyddam: oooo

Yes you can *Hiei appears*

Inuyddam: YAY!! *glomps him*

Hiei: AIR!! *gasp* air!!

Okay Inuyddam you can just watch now but first fluffy get your butt down here!!!! You have sold enough ponchos

Fluffy: *in a translucent visor has sold 50 ponchos*what?

First hand over the cash

Fluffy: but I was going to use this!!! I was going to buy that big mirror on ebay so I can stare at myself and become vain!!

0.o whatever I'll just take it from you later first revive jaken kikyou *shudders* the rodent and *shudders again* hojo

fluffy: feh *revives them*

* Hojo talks his sweet polite talk to kikyou*

kikyou: AHHHHHHHHH THE PERKINESS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO STOP THE PERKINESS *shoots him with her arrow and pins him to a near by tree pasting a sign above it saying death by perkiness*

*kikyou walks along and sees jaken and pikachu in the middle of the road* *looks at both back and forth screams: I ESCAPED THE PERKINESS FOR THIS!? Runs off a random cliff*

jaken: *shrugs* hmmm I wonder what happens if I do this *pokes pikachu* *pikachu electrocutes him and he dies*

*Inuyddam is laughing head off pikachu walks up to her*

Inuyddam: AHHH *throws him in the air* I have been needing target practice *shots him with trusty shotgun*

How nice oh my god!! This is like 4 pages long!! And its in 10 font size!! Lord that's the first time I written an update more than 2 pages long! Oh and of course Inuyddam you can be a CO-host

Inuyddam: neat *grabs Hiei and sits in a chair*

Oh just so everyone knows when I get done with this fic there shall be a sequel called "victory party" tell me if you think I should do a sequel after this is done in your reviews thanks

Love, bishis, and popcorn flavored chapstick

-Kasia matsubishi

Ps: about my minions I have 5 branches there are the blue seagulls,the red pandas, the purple kangaroos, the green horses, and the silver platypuses and Inuyddam I need your email address again I sorta

Fluffy: lost it

I don't need your help!! Shake!!!

*fluffy shaking on the floor*

well anyways please give it to me in your next review