Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ killing random anime characters ❯ the insanity continues ( Chapter 3 )

Hi peeps I'm back *huggles naraku and Touya* anyway today we have two new co-hosts I mean we got so many who cares if there is one more welcome K&K our first new co-host *a girl with black hair that goes down to her ankles with red streaks with purple eyes and in black walks in shiny bomb in hand sees karasu still reading magazine and glomps him*

Karasu: *gasp* air damn it air!! *gasp*

K&K: sorry *looks at people staring* what are you looking at!?

Addience: *looks away quickly*

K&K: that's what I thought *smiles with satisfaction that she stopped the staring*

Okay……ummm that was nice okay next is emrishade! *loud applause* *a girl with black-read hair wolf ears and a wolf tail wearing black walks in*

Emri: hi kas *looks around sees kurama* KURAMA!! *hugs him but not to death* *sees karasu* evil *hiss*

O.o umm my head is hurting anyway on to the killing our first guest is pash-chan *a 12 year old girl about 5'3 Dark brown hair in pigtails and brown eyes walks in carring a chain saw*

Hiya pash-chan next we have (oh just shut up why don't you) shut up jem!! (I have been sitting here listening to your mindless babble just do us all a favor shut up and get on with the killing)

Hn stuff it and go watch a horror flik with marik

Emri: *chibifies* MAMA!! *hugs jem*

(hn emri what are you doing here? I thought you were getting sweet snow with marik)

emri: me was but papa got chased by fangirls again and told me to run away

(god do they never know when to quit!?!?!? *disappears*)

okay umm well that was jem for all that want to know she is my yami and emri's adopted mom

don't ask you don't wanna know

emri: hee hee *walks up to kurama and sits back in his lap and plays with his hair*

well on to the idiots once again fluffy we need you to revive kuwabaka he is very popular in the killing isn't havn't gotten one review on wanting to kill kikyou or jaken again

fluffy: hn………..i hate you *reveives kuwabaka*

how sweet now lets get on with it pash-chan be our guest

pash-chan: *smiles evilly revs up chain saw cuts kuwabaka into a million pieces* my work here is done *looks at the remains of kuwabaka which were only bloody chunks of flesh* *sits back in the audience*

okay next K&K *two spandex wearing freaks appear*

K&K: evil!! DIE!!! *throws 2 shiny bombs at them bloody chunks of flesh spray everywhere*

I get stuck with clean up duty oh great

Next is tea *tea appears*

Tea: where am I? Oh well *turns to me* would you like to be my friend?

AHHHHHHH!!!!! TO HAPPY!!!!!!!SOMEONE KILL THE HAPPY!!! *clings to touya and naraku*

K&K: *shoves tea off a cliff take pleasure in watching her fall then throws another big shiny bomb after her*

Tea: *falling* this is fun oh look it is a pretty black ball *picks up bomb* would you like to be my friend?

*big boom* that was nice *looks at cleanup duty list* *grabs a pencil earases my name and puts fluffy in its place and snickers*

well fluffy it looks like you have cleanup duty but first revive kuwabaka again

fluffy: *mutters something along the lines of: fuck you wench*

what did you say? SHAKE!!!

*fluffy shakes on the floor*

fluffy: fine *revives kuwabaka* now if you will excuse me I have to go find someone to vent my anger on jaken!!

Well that's nice umm anyways K&K here ya go *hands K&K a rabid cat foaming at the mouth*

Kuwabaka: aww it's a kitty *cat hisses at him*

K&K: yep and he is all yours *tosses the cat at him it scratches his eyes out he runs around in pain until he hits a brick wall convienently place and dies*

I knew that brick wall would come in handy some day……..well peeps R&R see ya later or whenever my lazy butt decides to get off the couch and update more ttfn

-Kasia Matsubishi