Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ kuwabara's blackmail tapes ❯ first set ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

rieko: *singing & thinking about kurama* ...layd back with ur sexy smile, when u move
ur body u just drive me wild, if ur fell’n me better tell me now ‘cuz i want u, i want u.
and baby...

yusuke: *pounding door* come on rieko!!! i’ve gotta go!!! geeze, what the hell r u doing
in there!!!

[damn kuwabara!! that’s not funny at all]
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hiei: *singing in bath tub* ... rubber duckie, ur the one. rubber duckie, ur so fun...

kuwabara: *laughing outside window with video camera* i wounder how much this’ll go
for??

[now that’s funny. play it again. hahahaha!!!]
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kuronue: *lying on couch* hum... i wounder what’s in the fridge?

rieko: *gets up and walks to kitchen* i’ll go look.

kurama: don’t bother. i threw out all the alcohol this morning.

kuronue: damn!

hiei: Hn. *evil laughter*

kurama: *strange look* hiei, r u ok?

hiei: *holds up 6 pack of new smirinoph twist*

kurama: noooooooo!!!

hiei: *gives alcoholic-goodness to kuronue and rieko*

kuronue: *happy smile* yiipppeeee!!!

rieko: *starts jumping up and down* yay! thanx hiei!

kurama: *passes out on floor*

rieko: u think we went to far?

kuronue: *downs 3 smirinoph* nah!

hiei: *eating sugery-goodness (sweet snow), points and laughs* he snores.

[sorry. i had to do it though. making kurama faint is so much fun.muwahahaha!!]
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*rieko and hiei in kurama’s kitchen trying 2 tear open the frig.*

hiei: its hopeless.

rieko: im not giving up. damn that kitsune!! he had 2 lock it??

hiei: *sticks katana in lock* plz open.

*front door opens*

rieko: oh shit! hes back!! *runs out of kitchen*

hiei: Hn. damn!! *runs after her*

*rieko and hiei crash in2 each other and fall 2 floor*

kurama: *walks in holding grossery bags, trips over rieko and hiei* now what happened
in here?? *sets bags down on table*

hiei: *gets up rubbing head* Hn. damn wolf!!

rieko: *jumps up like nothin happened* oh, hello kurama. ur back early. *cheezy smile*

kurama: *looks around* well, i see my house is in one peace.

rieko: yup. we just took a nap right hiei *kicks him*

hiei: Hn. uh... yes thats all.

kurama: ok... well since u were so good... *gives each of them a bag*

hiei: Hn. whats this??

rieko: shut up and open it. *tears bag open* yipppiee!!!! *holds up bottle of sake*

hiei: *opens his bag* yeeeeeessssss!!!! *holds up sweat snow*

*frig breaks, computer crashes, and every thing that could go wronge does*

kurama: *huge eyez* my. house.

rieko: hiei lets split! *runs out door*

hiei: right behind u! *runs after her*

kurama: *stund* my. house. *faints*

kuwabara: *laughing out side window* great!!!

[hahaha!! now that was fun.]
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me: well, read, review and plz plz plz gimme some good ideas for more blackmail tapes.
none of that sick... oh never mind. any thing i think isn’t to... um... ugly will be posted.
untill next time ppl, peace out. *large, heavy object hits head* ouch!!

yusuke: peace out?!?!

me: ya so?

yusuke: who says peace out??

me: obveously i do. why?

yusuke: ‘cuz it’s stupid.

me: is not! uh... now really isn’t a good time to fight about this.

yusuke: why?

me: hello *points to readerz* they’re reading this u know.

yusuke: so. ur point is...??

me: yusuke!! well until next time ppl. i’ve gotta kill yusuke now.

yusuke: uhoh!! *runs away*

me: oh no u don’t!! *runs after him*