Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ kuwabara's blackmail tapes ❯ hiei special ( Chapter 4 )

me: yippie!! a hiei chapter.

kuwabara: hm... what should we do 2 the migget??

me: probuly make fun of his miggety-ness.

kuwabara: ya, that's always fun.

me: well, that and making him sing. *smirk*

kuwabara: especialy making him sing. *smirk*

me: well kuwabara, shal we start?

kuwabara: yes, we shal. oh the disclamer.

DISCLAMER: plz don't kill us 4 these. making fun of hiei is just 2 tempting so we figure y not get it all out right here. sorry all rabid hiei fan grlz it had 2 b done. *cheezey smile*

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hiei: *singing infront of tv* ... tinkiwinki, dipsy, lala, poe. teletubbies, teletubbies. we wuv u.

randome kid: can i have my tape back plz??

 

[i'm not gonna laugh... hahahahahaha!!]

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hiei: *practicing twister*... ok let's see. left hand green. ok... um... where's green? damn color blind-ness!!

 

[hu??]

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@ play practice (remember the commercial 4 the hobbit)...

 

hiei: *looks up at fake horse* i dont realy have 2 ride this do i??

kurama: *in legolas outfit, still with red hair* yes hiei u do.

hiei: how the hell am i supposed 2 get up there??

kurama: like this... *easly jumps on*

hiei: ok. *trys 2 jump on, fails and lands on butt* ouch!!

 

[how'd u get that? it's great!!]

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hiei: *looking in a mirror* ok. *sigh* yukina. i know i'm a jerk for not... no. yukina. guess who ur brother is? me. no!! stupid!stupid!stupid!

 

[O.o what the hell?!]

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hiei: (in ome place where no one else goes. pulls open door to mewing kittens) hey kitties!! how are you?

kitten: Mew Mew

hiei: (picks up kitty and cuddles it) i'm back. you're sooo ceeeute.

kuwabara: (steps on twig while sneeking up on hiei) CRACK!!

hiei: what's what? O.O (runs to corner) i'm not here!

 

[damn! >_< stop showing me up!! oh, thanx for the tape Koshin.]

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Hiei: to say or not to say that is the question. whether tis nobler in the mind to tell Yukina that I am her brother or to take arms against Kuwabara and beat him to a bloody pulp. *thinks* ... I'm coming Kuwabara!!

Yukina: what are you talking about?

Hiei: oh no!!! my dear Yukina! um oops... hn. what do you want??

 

[nhamot!! that was great!!]

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Hiei: *watches empty box of sweet snow*

Reiko: *watching Hiei watch the empty box of sweet snow*

Kurama: *watching Reiko watching Hiei watch the empty box of sweet snow*

Yusuke: *watching Kurama watching Reiko watching Hiei watch the empty box of sweet snow*

Keiko: *watching Yusuke watching Kurama watching Reiko watching Hiei watch the empty box of sweet snow*

Shizuru: *watching Keiko watching Yusuke watching Kurama watching Reiko watching Hiei watch the empty box of sweet snow*

Genkai: *watching Shizuru watching Keiko watching Yusuke watching Kurama watching Reiko watching Hiei watch the empty box of sweet snow*

Kuwabara:*tapeing this* I... don't... get it...

Koenma: *watching Kuwabara tapeing Genki watching Shizuru watching Keiko watching Yusuke watching Kurama watching Reiko watching Hiei watch the empty box of sweet snow* *yelling* George, whats the point of this excersice???

George: I think Hiei wants some more sweet snow...

 

[Nhamot: *sigh...*]

 

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Hiei: *hands covering his face and forehead* i'm blind!!!

Yukina: so...

Hiei: help... meee...

Yukina: why?

Hiei: because I”m your- i'm in need of your help!!

Yukina: Look Hiei, i know your my brother so stop tripping on acid. it doesn't help you any when youre stoned.

Hiei: but i though... *shrinks to chibi size* I melting!!! melting!!! melting!!!!

 

[hiei chibi!! told you acid stunts your growth, but nooo....]

 

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Hiei: *sets B.S. on fire* Oops! I did it again.

B.S.: *falls off cliff, on fire, and dies*

 

[Guess who B.S. is]

 

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ok. ok. that's it!! i've finally updated on this one. Happy!!! oh and that lat one is just for the hell of it.