Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Lads turned into Lasses ❯ What Bond? ( Chapter 1 )

Lads Turned Into L asses

By: Tusuami

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

PART I: WHAT BOND?

PART II: HOW DID TUSUAMI COME HERE?

PART III: LET THE INSANITY BEGIN!

PART IV: YUSUKE: THE PREPPY

PART V: HIEI: THE PINK PERSON

PART VI: KURAMA: THE YURI GIRL

PART VII: THE END?

Author's Notes: Hi! I just did this for fun! This is my first one so don't be that hard okay?

Disclaimers: I don't not own Yu Yu Hakusho and I doubt I ever will. I just did this to amuse myself and others. This is not a lemon, but there is kissing. No gayness except for chasing people around, hugging, and kissing, but that's because off the little spell so it isn't their fault! And to Cartier! I am not making fun of them!!!

PART I: WHAT BOND?

Tusuami: Oh Hiei!!!!

Hiei: What is it!

Tusuami: Will you spar with me?

Hiei: Why?

Tusuami: Cause if you don't I'll….

Hiei: Fine! Fine!

Kurama comes outside.

Kurama: Oi!

Tusuami: Hello!

Hiei: Hn.

Tusuami: Oh do use your manners Hiei; after all he is your best friend!

Kurama: These are his manners.

Hiei: Could we get on with our lives now!

Tusuami puts her hands on her hips.

Kurama: Just go back to what you where doing.

Tusuami ignores Kurama.

Tusuami: I demand in the name of our bond you use better manners!!

Kurama: *Fake laugh* Bond?

Hiei: We don't have a bond.

Tusuami tries to strangle him.

Tusuami: BAKA! What do you mean NO BOND!!!

Hiei tries to strangle Tusuami.

Hiei: (calmly) Repeat after me! We DO NOT have a BOND!

Kurama is backing away slowly.

Kurama: (softly) Yusuke + Keiko= Love; Kazuma + Yukina= Love, is it that kind of bond!

Tusuami: Why are you so embarrassed about this!

Hiei: Hn.

They both let go of each other.

Tusuami: ANSWER ME!!!!

Kurama: Um… *ahem!*

Tusuami and Hiei look at him.

Kurama: Would you explain please?

Tusuami: Simple. Me and Hiei are… HIEI!

Hiei gags her.

Kurama: I get it now!

Hiei: You do?

Kurama: Yes, you two love each other!

Tusuami spits out her gag.

Tusuami: Excuse me!

Hiei: *gives death glare* Are you so sure?!!

Kurama: Well what else could it be!

Hiei: She'smysisterhappynow!?!

Kurama: Could you say that more slowly?

Tusuami: I'm his sister.

Hiei: Hn.

Tusuami: Ever since he found out he has been ashamed.

Kurama: So you are not in love?

Tusuami: No! I'd never fall in love with Hiei! Even though he is so cute!

Hiei: Eh?

Tusuami: Maybe if he wasn't my brother…*glomps Hiei*

Hiei: *stiffens* Ahem!

Kurama: If you don't love him why are you glomping him?

Tusuami: *looks up* He has soft skin! What do you use Hiei?

Kurama falls anime style and Hiei sweatdrops.

Kurama: So you are related to Yukina too?

Tusuami: Oh! Yes! I forgot to tell her that Hiei and I are here!

Hiei: Wait! Yukina doesn't know I'm her…*Tusuami already runs off* COME BACK! *Runs off after her*

Kurama: How did Tusuami actually come here? *Runs to Yusuke's House*

Freaky Narrator Dude: Will Tusuami tell Yukina or will Hiei hurt her very badly? And how did she get here in the first place? Stay tune for Part II!

Hiei: Do all stories need a person like you?

Freaky Narrator Dude: YES!!