Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Lads turned into Lasses ❯ How Did Tusuami Come Here? ( Chapter 2 )

PART II: HOW DID TUSUAMI COME HERE?

Freaky Narrator Dude: Now where were we? Oh yes! Tusuami was running off to tell Yukina about Hiei and Kurama was running to Yusuke's house. What will happen? Well why are you listening to me! Start the story!

Kurama got to Yusuke's doorstep. He started knocking on the door.

Yusuke: Coming!

Yusuke opens the door.

Yusuke: Hi Kurama! Why are you here?

Kurama: Can't I come here just to see you?

Yusuke: (In a flat voice) That's so flattering but you can see enough of me when we have a mission.

Kurama: *laughs* Okay, okay! I just forgot how Tusuami got here.

Yusuke: Well of course you don't! Come in this is going to be a long story.

Kurama and Yusuke sit on the couch.

Yusuke: First of all she was a demon slayer and Koemna sent us to stop her. Then we found her *makes a hand puppet mouth* BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! We started fighting and all that s***. Then she saw you and started … sniffing you.

Kurama: She what!

Yusuke: She said you smelled like roses.

Kurama: But I do!

Yusuke: I know that! Here maybe this will help. Freaky Narrator Dude!

Freaky Narrator Dude: Yeah!

Yusuke: Give me a flashback!

Freaky Narrator Dude: One flashback coming up!

Kurama: O.o Okkaaaaaaaayyyy.

::FLASHBACK::

Tusuami is sniffing Kurama.

Tusuami: You smell like roses!

Kurama: Uh, I'm supposed to.

Tusuami: What's your name?

Kurama: Kura….

Kwabara elbows him.

Kwabara: (whispers) Don't tell her your name!

Tusuami: *stops sniffing* Well!

Kurama: Um, It's *thinking about a good name but instead is thinking about his Yoko days for some reason*

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Freaky Narrator Dude: Hint (!), Hint (!)!!

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Kurama: Yoko Kurama!

Yusuke, Hiei, and Kwabara slap their heads.

Tusuami: You are the Fox Thief right?

Hiei: Yes he is.

Yusuke: Hiei! Kurama doesn't need that now!

Tusuami hugs Kurama.

Tusuami: I missed you!

Kurama: Do I know you?

Tusuami lets go of him and gives him a Hiei death glare.

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Freaky Narrator Dude: Runs in the family huh?

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Tusuami: You IDIOT!!! DON'T YOU EVEN REMEMBER ME!!!! OR DO ALL GIRLS LOOK THE SAME NOW!!!!

Kurama: *Thinking* Tusuami… Where have I heard that? *Thinks some more*

Tusuami: *Strangles him* YOU SAID YOU'D REMEMBER ME FOREVER!!!!!

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Freaky Narrator Dude: She is very good at strangling!

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Kurama: *gasping for air* I…can't…breath!

Yusuke: Let go of him!

The gang gets ready to fight.

Tusuami: *lets go of Kurama* BAKA!!! BAKA!!! BAKA!!!

Kurama: I remember now! Aren't you the model for that Makai magazine?

::END OF FALSHBACK::

Kurama: o.O Then how come I don't remember that?

Yusuke: She hit your head real hard. You flew about 30ft in the air and landed your head on a rock.

Kurama: So that's why I had a bruise! But if see isn't a model who could she be?

Yusuke: You better remember before she freaking KOs you again!

Kurama: How do you know she'd do that?

Yusuke: Well if some girl practically kills you telling you a threat, I think you'd notice.

Kurama: I get the picture.

Yusuke: So where is she? I heard she was in town.

Kurama: Ohno! There is going to be a gigantic family smack down!

Yusuke: What!?

Kurama: I'll tell you on the way!

Yusuke: Okay! Come on Freaky Narrator Dude! We need you to help us! *pulls Freaky Narrator Dude by its ear*

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Freaky Narrator Dude: Hi! What am I doing here? *starts crying* I WAN MY MOMMY! This is going to hurt!!!!!

Tusuami reached Genkai`s Temple.

Tusuami: Hello!! Yukina!!

Genkai comes to the door.

Genkai: Who are you?

Tusuami: I'm Yukina's sister. I'm here to visit her.

Genkai: Oh, is that all….

Tusuami: Well can I come in?

Genkai: Yukina!

Yukina walks to Genkai's side.

Yukina: Yes?

Genkai: Is this your sister? *points at Tusuami*

Yukina looks at Tusuami.

Yukina: I, I don't think so….

Tusuami: OOOOOOORRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOO!!! *fall backward A.S.* WHY DOESN'T ANYONE REMEMBER ME!!!

Genkai: Live with it.

Hiei catches up with Tusuami. [Yes, Yes I know Hiei fans but it was like…100 miles away and Tusuami got a head start, plus he was talking to Freaky Narrator Dude!]

Hiei: Stop Right There You Baka!!!!

Yukina: Why Hello Hiei-san!

Hiei: *nods at Yukina and turns back to Tusuami* Now you!

Tusuami: What!

Hiei: If you tell Yukina I'll kill you!!

Tusuami: You won't kill me, hurt me yes, kill me no.

Kurama and Yusuke reach Genkai's house.

Yusuke: Hey how come you're here before us!? *Talks to Freaky Narrator Dude*

Freaky Narrator Dude: I'm a Narrator. I get special powers.

Yusuke: D***! Hey you! *points to the sky*

Everyone/thing freezes except Yusuke, Freaky Narrator Dude, and Author.

Author: Me?

Yusuke: No God! Of course you!

Author: You should believe in God. What do you want?

Yusuke: I don't really have a religion! Don't be a d*** missionary! Now any way next time I want to be the Narrator!!

Author: Maybe if you stick to the lines (!), I'll think about, K!!

Yusuke: *grumbles* Touché!

Author: I heard that!!! And If You Tell Anyone About Me I'll Take You Out Of The Story!!!

Freaky Narrator Dude: Uh, yea. Come on lets get back to the original plan!

Time resumes.

Tusuami: Yusuke, why where you pointing to the sky?

Yusuke: *Puts his finger down* I was wondering if Kwabara died if he would go to Heaven or to H***.

Genkai: Baka….

Kurama: Where is he anyway?

Genkai: He went on a vacation.

Hiei: *snaps back to life* You Hear Me Tusuami!!

Tusuami: I don't understand you….

Kurama whispers in her ear. Tusuami smirks.

Tusuami: So you don't want me to tell?

Everyone except Yukina, Genkai, and Tusuami: NO! WE DON'T!!!!!

Tusuami: Okay! Yukina, Hiei is your long lost brother!

Yukina just stares at Hiei.

Yukina: *hugs Hiei* How come you didn't tell me?

Hiei: (Thinks) I'm getting one too many hugs today.

Yukina: How come you guys didn't want to tell me?

Tusuami: Hiei thought if you found out you would be humiliated of him. So he told us not to tell you or he would deep- fry us up and sell us to Burger King!

Yusuke: O.o When did he tell you that?

Tusuami: He told me that telepathically when I was smirking.

Yukina: Oh Hiei! How could I be humiliated by a brother I was looking for years? *stops hugging*

Hiei: *looks at the ground* Hn.

Freaky Narrator Dude: Okay! Everyone 1, 2, 3 say Awwwwww!

Kurama: *shakes his head* I can't believe this.

Yukina: So then are you my sister?

Tusuami: If you mean the one that also had to be banished, yea.

Yusuke: You where banished too?

Tusuami: Yea, just because I couldn't cry gems.

Genkai: Okay, get this love feast off my porch, NOW!

Everyone, except Genkai, is walking down the street.

Yukina: So Freaky Narrator Dude- san how did you exactly get here?

Freaky Narrator Dude was about to speak when Kwabara runs toward them.

Kwabara: Hey guys I'm Back!!!

Hiei: Oh joy.

Kurama: Hello Kwabara.

Yusuke: Hi.

Tusuami: *looks in her book* Whaz sup?

Everyone stares at her.

Tusuami: What? Can't I try the Ningenkai language?

Kwabara: *Sees Yukina and Hiei* Hey! Why are Yukina and Hiei so close together!!?

Yusuke: Haven't you heard?

Kurama: To simplify it they are brother and sister. Tusuami is their other sister.

Kwabara: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Others (besides Hiei and Yukina) try to restrain Kwabara

Freaky Narrator Dude: How will Kwabara respond now that he found out Yukina, Hiei, and Tusuami are related?

Tusuami: I think they already found that out.

Freaky Narrator Dude: Hey!! Let me do my job and you do yours!!

Tusuami: Fine! *turns her back on Freaky Narrator Dude*

Freaky Narrator Dude: *Ahem* As I was saying. Will they ever find out where I came from? And when will Tusuami KO Kurama again? Stay tune for PART III!!!

Author: And if you don't oh well.

Yusuke: Hello! You are supposed to encourage people to come!

Author: I can do what ever I want!

Yusuke: Yea, riiight.

Author: *writes something down* Will you believe me now?

Yusuke: *turns into a girl* AHHH! REI-GUN!!

Freaky Narrator Dude stands in front of Yusuke and Author while they fight.

Freaky Narrator Dude: And last but not least… Will Yusuke tell the rest of the gang and stay a girl for the rest of his life?