Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Lads turned into Lasses ❯ Kurama: The Yuri Girl ( Chapter 6 )

PART VI: KURAMA: THE YURI GIRL

Hiei: I wan pink bunnies, palaces, dolls, and pretty, pretty butterflies!

Yusuke looks at shopping catalogs.

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: This is getting insane!

Kurama: Tell me about it! *starts fanning Tusuami*

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: There you go again!

Kurama: What?

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: You really like her!

Kurama: I just don't want her to be sick or anything. I'm just being nice!

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: A little too nice!!

Kurama: Be quiet!

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: You just admitted it!

Kurama: When does saying "Be quiet" mean admitting something? Wait, never mind.

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: He, he! I was right!

Kurama: I didn't say you where right!

Keiko: I think I'll just go to Genkai's to see if she'd help. *walks out the door*

Kwabara: I'll go too! *runs in terror out the door after Keiko*

Hiei: *sniff* Doesn't anyone want to find me pink?

Yusuke: Oh please! Pink clashes with me! Just looking at it makes me cringe!

Hiei: *starts to cry* I want pink!!

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: There, there Hiei! How about looking at Ms. Thang's shopping catalog?

Yusuke: And get them ruined!! I don't think so!

Kurama: Oh have a heart!

Yusuke: *considers* Okay! Just because you're cute!

Kurama: -_- Welcome to the club.

Hiei: *gets the catalog* Yea!!! *looks through it* Oh look at that! PINK!! *gets the phone and dials the number and orders them in Yusuke's name*

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: No!

Kurama: Well, he'll have a lot of presents to give.

Hiei: Does any else have any more pink?

Kurama: No, not really.

Hiei: Ok. *looks for more pink*

Tusuami wakes up to Kurama's face looking at her.

Tusuami: Ahhhh! Get off! *Punches Kurama* *Looks around* Where is everyone?

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: They left.

Kurama: *rubs his nose* At least I didn't lose my memory.

Tusuami: Poo!

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Ah! The Joy of Love!

Tusuami and Kurama: Shut up!!

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: See I was right!

Hiei: Look I found a pink shirt, undershirt, shoes, socks, and bow!

Tusuami: My big brother is turned into a pink freak. *gets watery eyes* I can't believe this!!!!!

Kurama: This will be in my brain forever.

Tusuami: Even though he was kinda mean, it was a lot better than this!!

Kurama: This will turn out okay.

Tusuami: Really?

Kurama: Really.

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit get in there faces.

Kurama: What are you doing?

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Well aren't you going to kiss?

Tusuami: *Punches Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit* No!!!!!!!!! Get off this!!!!!

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Nope!

Tusuami: Grrrrrrrrrr.

Yusuke is looking at "Shopping Today" and Hiei is still looking for pink, um, pink.

Yusuke: Oolala! That would, like, totally go with my perfect obsidian locks! *fingers hair and orders*

Hiei: *Finds pink underwear* PINK!!

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Where do these pink things come from?

Kurama: I don't know?

Tusuami: GET OUT! *pushes Kurama and Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit outside*

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Why did she do that?

Kurama: Hiei is changing. *Takes out a pink rose from his hair*

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Why did you take that one out?

Kurama: It was poking my scalp.

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Oh!

Hiei comes outside and sees the rose.

Hiei: For me! *jumps Kurama*

Kurama: Argggggh!!

They spin around until they hit a tree and a flash of light appears.

Tusuami: *runs outside* What is it now?!!!

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Author: I'm going to do something evil to Kurama!!

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Why?

Author: Because I don't know. *cough* *cough* Tu- *cough* suami *cough* *cough*

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Does everyone here have a cold or allergies?

Author: Never mind.

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Whatever.

Author: Now remember peoples, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho and in my option Kurama and Hiei or anyone else on the show is not gay! Thank you and good night.

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: What if it's morning?

Author: *doesn't listen* *starts writing* *gets an evil glare* Take That!!

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Tusuami: *Runs over* What the heck happened here?!!! Wait! *Pretends to get a vision* I see that Kurama is a girl.

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Wow! That was right!

Tusuami: I was being sarcastic!!

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Oh.

Kurama gets up and stares at Tusuami.

Hiei runs back to Yusuke's room with the rose.

Kurama: *walks over to Tusuami and stares* Hi!

Tusuami: Kurama, why are you staring at me?

Kurama: I love you! Kiss ME!!

Tusuami: O.o *Runs away* YOU PERVERT, YURI, KITSUNE!!!!!!! GET AWAY!!!!

Kurama: *runs after her* Wait my love! Did I mention you look cute like that!!

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: O.O That was not the love I was expecting.