Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Lads turned into Lasses ❯ Hiei: The Pink Person ( Chapter 5 )

PART V: HIEI: THE PINK PERSON

Shopkeeper: Get out!!! *kicks the Hiei out and slams the door*

Kurama: *walks outside the store* Hiei! Never look at people's pantyhose that they're wearing!

Kwabara: That was really sick.

Hiei: How am I supposed to know that?!

Kwabara: If you ever learned about this place you would have!

Kurama: Never mind I got them! Let's go!

Tusuami: Where are they!

Yusuke: This outfit, like, so breaks the fashion laws!

Tusuami: *does one of those vein thingy things, yah* Hurry up!

Keiko: *looks at the empty cauldron* Why don't you get the ingredients yourself?

Tusuami: No money.

The guys burst in.

Tusuami: Ever heard of knocking!

Kurama: Sorry.

Hiei: Not.

Kwabara: *sees Yusuke* Who is that!?

Keiko: Yusuke.

Hiei: What did he do to himself? Get run over?

Kurama: It's quite simple. He is now a she. Am I right?

Tusuami: Yes and you get the grand prize of getting off his case!

Keiko: Forget it! Did you get the ingredients?

Kwabara: We sure did! With a little bruises but we got them!

Tusuami: Give me! *Takes them*

Tusuami pour them in the cauldron while following the instructions.

Tusuami: That should do it!

Cauldron explodes.

Tusuami: ^^;; Opps?

Hiei: Don't expect me to get those things again.

Yusuke is looking for some better clothes and doesn't pay attention.

Tusuami: It wouldn't matter anyway.

Keiko: Why?

Tusuami: *cough* *cough* One *cough* spell *cough* *cough* per *cough* day *cough* *cough* *cough*

Kurama: Couldn't you just do something?

Kwabara: How am I supposed to beat Yusuke now?!!! He's a girl! It's against my code!!!

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Hey peeps I'm back!

Keiko: Can you help us?

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Sorry no.

Tusuami: Wait. How do you know that!

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Ano, lucky guess?

Yusuke looks up and sees Hiei.

Yusuke: OH, MY, GODS!!!! *starts glomping Hiei* He is, like, sooo cute!

Hiei: This is not happening.

Kurama: *chuckles* This is interesting.

Kwabara: This is wrong!

Keiko: Well how do you think I feel?!

Tusuami: Cut the drama! Just get Yusuke away from Hiei, it's gross!

Yusuke: You can't separate me! I'm popular! I'm Ms. Thang! And I haven't kissed him yet!

Hiei: O.O *struggles for his life* Get off!!

Yusuke kisses him anyway and a flash of light appears.

Hiei: Why am I wearing black?

Kwabara: The shrimp has lost it!

Hiei: I MUST GET MORE PINK!!!!!!

Tusuami: Wha?! *faints*

Hiei is in a pink Toto.

Keiko: This is bad.