Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Lads turned into Lasses ❯ Yusuke: The Preppy ( Chapter 4 )

PART IV: Yusuke: The Preppy

Freaky Narrator Dude: (in a cheery voice) Hello! Welcome back! Why am I here? I have no idea!

Author: Come over here!

Freaky Narrator Dude: Why?

Author: Do you need a reason to do anything?!!!

Freaky Narrator Dude: No. I just like annoying you!

Author: Just hurry your butt over here!!

Freaky Narrator Dude: Well I'm going, but you'll miss me right? RIGHT!?! *sniff* I DON'T BELONG!!! (Changes into a clam voice) Stay tune to find out what happens to me.

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Tusuami: How dare you say that my behavior is unacceptable? So condescending unnecessarily critical. I have the tendency of getting very physical, So watch your step cause if I do you'll need a miracle….

Yusuke: What are you doing!!!!

Tusuami: I'm enjoying myself!

Yusuke: Well stop singing the same thing over and over!

Tusuami: Would you think it's strange, that there's a way, of how you look, how you act and how you think, pretending they're not the same as you? Would you think it's, that there's a way, of how you look, how you act and how you think, pretending they're not the same as you? And do you know about a strangely conviction, or how she puts her faith in religion? Did we take the time to really discover, how little, we know about each other? Keep on from saying anything…

Yusuke: Enough! Um, could you sing Remedy?

Tusuami: You like that song!?

Yusuke: What? Are you dissing it!

Tusuami: No! But you don't seem to be that type of person to like it.

Yusuke: Sing it or not!?

Tusuami: I saw fireworks from the freeway and behind closed eyes I cannot make them go away. Cause you were born on the fourth of July, freedom ring, now something on the surface it stings, that something on the surface it kind of makes me nervous who says that you deserve this, and what kind of god would serve this? We will cure this dirty old disease. If you've got the poison I've got the remedy, the remedy is the experience. It is a dangerous liaison; I say the comedy is that it's serious. Which is a strange enough new play on words, I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend the rest of your nights with the light on, So shine the light on all of your friends because it all amounts to nothing in the end….

Yusuke: You sing all right.

Tusuami: Thank you!

Yusuke: When are they coming!

Tusuami: I don't know!

A door slams from outside the room.

Yusuke: Keiko!! I forgot she was coming!

Tusuami: Who is she?

Yusuke: Oh no one special. *cough* *cough* girl- *cough* friend *cough* *cough*

Tusuami: *smiles* I see. Do you need any water?

Keiko: Yusuke! Where are you!!! You didn't come to school today!! AGAIN!!!! What Kind of person are you!!!

Yusuke: I need a doctor!! *hides under the bed*

Tusuami: You are so childish!

Keiko: Is that you Yusuke!

Tusuami: What am I doing!!! *looks for a hiding place* *hides behind a thin lamp*

Keiko opens the door.

Keiko: Who are you?

Tusuami: Who? Only furniture here!

Keiko: *looks at her* You have got to be kidding me.

Tusuami: *steps out* I never was a good hider anyway.

Keiko: So who are you? Don't tell me Yusuke cheated on me!

Tusuami: No! No! *tells her everything*

Yusuke: *comes out from under the bed and does a preppy giggle* You are, like, sooooo funny!

Tusuami: Are you okay?

Keiko: *starts shaking Yusuke* YOU BAKA! IF I FIND OUT THAT THIS IS JUST SOMETHING TO COVER UP THAT YOU ARE CHEATING YOU ARE DEAD!!!

Tusuami: He's not cheating! Like I told you….

Keiko: (tone softens) Fine, just make him a boy again! I don't want and/or will be a Yuri girl!

Tusuami: The rest of the gang and that baka Kitsune will be here any minute.

Yusuke starts to do cheerleader moves.

Yusuke: Okay teams let practice, practice and then go on a shopping spree!!!

Keiko: They better be here!

Tusuami: Hey where's my Ningenkai language book?

Keiko: I'm stuck in this house with a girl I hardly know and my boyfriend, who's a preppy. What fun.

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Freaky Narrator Dude: Yo, Yo, Yo! Whaz sup my homiee?!

Author: The sky?

Freaky Narrator Dude: I didn't mean that! I meant....

Author: Have you gotten hold of Tusuami's Ningenkai Language Book?

Freaky Narrator Dude: *Hides book behind back* Nooo?

Author: Don't lie to me! *Bangs it on the head*

Freaky Narrator Dude: Ow!

Author: Anyway the votes are in and Freaky Narrator Dude is a… drum roll please!

Freaky Narrator Dude: Hurry Up! *Does a drum roll*

Author: Freaky Narrator Dude is a….

Freaky Narrator Dude: I can't stand the excitement! Hurry it up lady!!

Author: Freaky Narrator Dude is a boy!!

Confetti showers over them and horns blow.

Freaky Narrator Dude: I finally feel I belong!

Author: Oh shut up! Because now you are known as Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit!

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Yea!!!!!!!!!