Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Mutant Demon Frogs on the First Day of School? ❯ Frog Legs! ( Chapter 4 )

Hiei: Tusuami died!!

Yusuke: Hmm? What!!

Hiei: I can't sense her chi anymore.

Yusuke: She's dead? This is the best answer you could come up with!!!

Hiei: It's the only explanation.

Yusuke: You didn't think of leaving, hiding, or losing her chi!?

Hiei: She wouldn't do that.except the losing part. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: One, Two, Three, be mine sugar! One, Two, Three, be mine! I think you're rather fine, sugar! One, Two, Three, be mine!!! Freaky Narrator Dudett: You are so forward.

Kurama: Could we please g- *bumps into Dark Abhorsen*

Dark Abhorsen: Ahha!!!! *starts to strangle Kurama* Wait you're not the frog! Forget you!!

Kurama: Who not you again!!

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Ohno! Not the crazy person thing again!!

Dark Abhorsen: I'm not crazy, I've been in a very bad mood for 10 years.

Freaky Narrator Dudett: So, were are the frogs.

Yukina: *starts crying* *sniff, sniff*

Boton: Uhhh. no comment.

Dark Abhorsen: I killed most of them!! Anyone up for frog's legs?

Yukina: *runs to a sink*

Dark Abhorsen: Sorry!!!

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Hiei: See should be right around this corner. *goes around the corner and sees a very fat frog*

Yusuke: I think your Jagan is broken Hiei.

Hiei: Hn. Don't insult my Jagan.

King Frog (Who's the fat frog): Foolish nigen!!! SLIMEBALL!! *throws a slimeball at Hiei*

Hiei: *Dodges the slimeball* I'm not a NIGEN!! I'm a pure demon!!!!

King Frog: NIGEN!! NIGEN, NIGEN, NIGEN, NIGEN!!!!!!! *dances to his new "song")

Yusuke: He warned you.

Hiei: DRAGON OF DARKNESS FLAME!!!!! *blows up the frog*

Yusuke: Nice shot Hiei!

Hiei: Get Yukina, now!

Yusuke: Wh- *sees Hiei's charred middle finger* You used "The Finger" huh?

Hiei: Hn. What does it look like!! *winces*

Yusuke: Let's go, again. This time let's move more faster. REI-GUN!! *Blasts a hole in the wall* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dark Abhorsen: Chaos, panic, and disorder- my work here is done. *Turns back into Tusuami*

Boton: That was very interesting.

A wall burst open.

Yusuke: Hi guys!! Where's Yukina? Hiei killed this really huge frog and his middle finger really hurts.

Kurama: Yukina, is, busy right now, may I take a message?

Boton: I'll heal him!

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: No need. Freaky Narrator Dudett will do it!!

Freaky Narrator Dudett: Oh put me on the spot way don't you!!

Time freezes.

Freaky Narrator Dudett: Author!!

Author: Hai.

Freaky Narrator Dudett: Hiei.

Author: Fine.

Time resumes.

Hiei: Hn.

Tusuami: Yea!! He's alive! ALIVE!!!

Hiei: I was alive, baka.

Mr. Takenaka comes in.

Mr. Takenaka: What happened here!!

Tusuami: Attack of the killer frogs?

Mr. Takenaka: *rubs his temples*Not again!!

Everyone ex. Mr. Takenaka: O.O This happened before?

Mr. Takenaka: Last time I went out for lunch too. *sigh* There goes the budget.

THE END
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OR IS IT?