Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ New Girls and the Fun Things They Do ❯ Come On Over ( Chapter 2 )

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"Yusuke you ditched school, again, and Kurama told me what you did in class," Yusuke's girlfriend said pointing a finger in her face.

"Aw c'mon Keiko it was harmless flirting!"

Keiko looked at him funny. "Flirting? Kurama said that you got sent to the principle for disrupting the class."

"Well yeah, `cause I was innocently flirting with...umm...Hiei," Yusuke lied. Keiko looked at him in disbelief and in disgust. "All I did was playing with his hair, it was umm bugging me." Keiko rolled her eyes and sighed deeply.

"OH! Kurama and Hiei introduced me to this new girl in your class and I invited her over to hang out with us later today." All Yusuke could do was smile and nod. Those bastards are going to burn in hell he thought.

"Hello there Serenity, Hiei, Kurama," came the voice of Keiko from down the hall. Yusuke took to hiding in his room, where he told Keiko that he was doing his homework. Yeah right, homework He was really just staring at his finger and imagining shooting Hiei and Kurama in the face with his Spirit Gun, laughing after the image of himself trying to shoot Hiei but because he's so short that it hit his hair instead of his head. "Yusuke," Keiko said pushing the door slightly open so her head could fit through, "Hey Yusuke get off your lazy but and meet this new girl."

"All right, fine, don't have to get your panties in a wad." I've already met the girl, and the greeting wasn't half bad Yusuke reluctantly followed Keiko into the living room.

"Serenity, Yusuke, Yusuke, Serenity," Keiko said simply. Yes I already know him, but she doesn't need to know about that Serenity thought. She smiled at Yusuke and shook his hand, saying nothing to him and him nothing to her. "Well umm yes I suppose I'll go get some snacks!" Keiko ran off to the kitchen.

Yusuke took the opportunity to give Kurama and Hiei a sharp glare. Haha, Yusuke's going to get in trouble Hiei thought. "Hiei, Kurama would you come help me with this problem I'm having with this light in my room."

"Why don't you fix it yourself, lazy ass?" Hiei asked not moving an inch.

"Hiei, my room now," Yusuke said, dragging Hiei and Kurama off.

Hiei immediately drew his sword and had Yusuke pinned against his door. "Don't ever do that again, or you will die a very painful death!" Yusuke rolled his eyes as Hiei let him go.

Bastard was Yusuke's only thought. "Right well anyway, now it's my turn. What the hell do you two think that you're trying to do?" he yelled at Hiei and Kurama.

"Well if you must know, it was all Hiei's idea!" Kurama yelled pointing to Hiei. Hiei shot Kurama a deathly glare, folding his arms he sat cross- legged on the floor. "I thought that it would be a bad idea, and that you would get mad at us."

"Keiko deserves to know, you know."

"Alright fine then I suppose that your sister deserves to know, you know," Yusuke said mockingly, but before he even took another breath Hiei's fist had hit Yusuke square in the stomach.

"If you do, then that pain will be tens times worse!" Hiei yelled over Yusuke's cursing. "Now then, let's not leave you guest all alone. After all she needs tending to, and this time by me, and I won't be as slow as you Yusuke. I like to do in with my prey as quickly as possible."

Kurama's eyes widened. "You guys are so mean!"

Hiei laughed, "You mean you want some and we're getting it before you." Kurama blushed slightly and shook his head trying to deny it. "It's okay Kurama; you'll have your time sooner or later, probably later than sooner." Ha ha, I'm going to laugh so hard when she does to him what she did to me Yusuke thought evilly.

"Hey Hiei, I'll help you if you want," Yusuke said smiling. Hiei sighed, but nodded. "Great you hide in here and I'll be sure she comes." Hiei for some reason felt that he could trust Yusuke on this one, only because he knew that it wouldn't be in his best interest. For if he pulled some stunt that Keiko would immediately know about Yusuke's little fun.

So Hiei hide under the bed, while Yusuke and Kurama went back to the living room. "This isn't going to work Yusuke; I think the girl's a bit smarter than to go into your room."

"Don't be so sure," Yusuke said, "You just distract Keiko will you?" Kurama sighed, knowing that he would regret it, he nodded.

"Hey Keiko, do you have any sauce to go with this rice? I don't like mine plain," Kurama asked. Keiko nodded and went with Kurama into the kitchen.

Yusuke looked at Serenity and Serenity at him. "How would you like a little more than just me fingering you?" Yusuke asked. She smiled sweetly, but had a strange fire in her eyes and nodded. "Then come with me to my room," Yusuke held out his hand for her to use to get up and the two of them went to Yusuke's room with an unknowing Serenity.

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