Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ News Flash! ❯ Breaking News ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: Don't own YYH.

This is my second story to be re-posted! Hooray for me! Yes, I said RE-POSTED. Dumb mm deleted my account for no reason! I ask anyone who read and reviewed this before to please review again. I'd really appreciate it ^__^

Thanks to spiritfox_crazy for encouraging me to put this one up next! I'm glad you enjoy my work!

This is just something I wrote about stories that would be in Breaking News. I have no idea why I wrote it, I just did. These stories are completely ridiculous and would probably never happen. I hope you like it!!

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(YYH theme song plays, blue words appear on the screen: Surprised to be Dead. A soccer ball hits the pavement, followed by screeching car brakes and someone being thrown against the windshield. Ghost boy Yusuke opens his eyes to see that he is in midair.)

Narrator's voice: This boy's name is Yusuke. He's supposed to be the hero of this story, but oddly enough, he's...

(Weather Channel music plays, screen switches to a news studio, where Colin is sitting at the desk)

We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin. Hiei Jaganshi has died today during a freak knitting accident.

Hiei: -off set- I'm not QUITE dead!!

I'm sorry, mortally wounded during a freak knitting...

Hiei: I think I could pull through!!

You must die! That's what makes this a news flash!

Hiei: But I'm getting better!!!

Kuwabara: -somewhere off set, takes knitting needle and stabs Hiei- DIE, SHORTY, DIE!!!!

Hiei: Baka!! -cough cough die-

Hiei Jaganshi has just died in a freak knitting accident. In other news, Suuichi Minamino, otherwise known as Kurama, was poisoned by a rosebush this morning while tending his garden. He is in intensive care at the hospital. Was it sabotage? Who did it? Why?

(Screen turns to picture of Karasu)

Karasu: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -sets off a bomb, smoke goes in his face- *Hack, cough, cough* HAHAHAHA -disappears-

(Screen goes back to studio)

Well, that was odd. I wonder why he was on the screen. Did he poison Suuichi? Oh, well. That's for the police to find out. Meanwhile, here's Wayne with the sports.

(Screen switches over to Wayne)

Thank you, Colin. In sports news, Touya the Ice Master suffered a severe case of the flu after falling in freezing cold water. Apparently he was ice skating, and he went too far out onto the thin ice. It cracked and he fell into the cold water, and remained there for five hours until someone finally came and fished him out. Here's the instant replay.

(Screen changes to slow motion image of Touya skating around on a frozen pond. The ice begins to crack, and soon he falls into the water, where he thrashes around. Screen switches back to Wayne)

And that's what happened today in sports. We turn it over to Ryan with the weather.

(Screen switches to Ryan. In back of him is a weather map.)

Thank you Wayne. It appears you should all have your umbrellas handy, because this week there is a case of falling Wind Masters! Yes, it seems Jin the Wind Master was flying above a mountain today, when suddenly he lost his powers. He plummeted down and went right through the center of the mountain, all the way down to the crust. It erupted, making it the first demon-made volcano. Efforts are still being made to recover the fallen Wind Master. Back to you, Colin.

(Screen switches back to Colin)

And that concludes our news flash. See you next time, on the 6:05 news.

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