Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ News Flash! ❯ More News Stories ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: Don't own YYH (or Star Wars or the NBA or Batman or the 6:05 News, if there even is a 6:05 news)

Thanks to all my reviewers:

Before deletion:

skyfox- I'm glad you like it!!! I'm having a GREAT time writing this and I'm really glad you're enjoying!! Hiei will probably come back, don't worry, and Jin will be recovered from his volcano. (maybe in later chapters)

After deletion:

kitsuneluvuh- Thanks! Glad you think so ^__^

Hiei punk 31- Thanks so much for coming back to review! I really appreciate your support! Glad you like it! By the way…do you by any chance know "Clay Aiken Freak"?

Clay Aiken Freak- I made another person completely and totally obsessed with YYH! *dances happily around room while listening to the new Clay Aiken Christmas CD (I LOVE CLAY AIKEN!!!)* My fave character in YYH is Hiei, but second is Kurama. And I hate Kuwabaka as well…he's so dumb. Thanks a lot! I'm glad you like my work! By the way…do you by any chance know "Hiei punk 31"?

spiritfox_crazy- No problem! I'm extremely glad you like my work! Thank you so much for the high ratings!

Please review!! I want to know what you think!!!

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(Words appear on screen: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away... Star Wars theme plays, words begin to slide onto the screen: Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, spaceships whizz past the camera...)

We interrupt this program for a breaking news story. Lord Koenma of the Spirit World has swallowed his pacifier. Yes, I repeat, Koenma the child lord of Spirit World has swallowed his pacifier. Apparently he was throwing one of his tantrums when he open his mouth too wide and, well, in it went. Jorge the blue ogre states that he had nothing to do with the swallowing, but Koenma insists it was all the dumb blue ogre's fault for making him mad. Even as I speak they are arguing as to whether or not Koenma should be allowed to get another one.

This just in! Giant lobster terrorizes town. It is not known how or why, but today a human boy in a lobster costume has been spotted in several city locations, apparently chasing another teen. We take you live to the scene. Drew?

(Screen switches to Drew in the middle of the city)

Yes, Colin. I'm here at the scene of this breaking news story. A giant lobster, whom has been identified as Kazuma Kuwabara, has been seen chasing another teen, Yusuke Urameshi. It seems that Mr. Kuwabara recently got a job at the lobster house on Fifth Avenue to dress up as a giant lobster and advertise for the restaurant. Today he was seen by his friend and classmate, Yusuke Urameshi, who proceeded to laugh and taunt him. Kazuma stood it as long as possible, but is now chasing his friend through the city streets. Here they come now.

Yusuke: -streaks past the camera- Hey, lobster face, you can't catch me!!

Kuwabara: -in red lobster costume, runs past camera after Yusuke- Why you little...I'm gonna get you if it's the last thing I do!!!

(They disappear into the distance)

We now take you back to the studio.

(Screen goes back to the studio, where Colin sits at his desk)

That was extremely disturbing. Anyway, we take you now to Wayne with the sports. Hello, Wayne.

(Screen switches to Wayne)

Hello, Colin. Today in sports, the elder of the Toguro brothers tries out for the NBA and makes it. He may be short, but size obviously doesn't matter when you can change the shape of your body. Here's an interview I held right after he made it.

(Screen shows Elder Toguro with a microphone in front of his face)

Wayne: So, tell me, how did you do it?

Elder Toguro: Easy. I used my growing fingers to get the ball in the hoop every time. And with stretchable arms, no one could pass me on defense.

Wayne: Amazing. How does this make you feel?

Elder Toguro: Pretty good, actually.

Wayne: That's great. Congratulations, and thank you for your time.

(Screen goes back to Wayne in the studio)

And that's sports today. We take you to Ryan with the weather.

(Screen goes to Ryan with a weather map behind him)

Thanks, Wayne. Well, Holy Hailstorm, Batman! Seiryu the Blue Dragon has come back from the dead, and he is taking out his anger on our world with a huge hailstorm that should subside in about five hundred weeks.

Ghost of Hiei: -off set- Not unless I stop him!! -kills Seiryu again-

Seiryu: NOOOOO!!!!! -cough cough die-

Ghost of Hiei: -disappears-

Amazingly, the hailstorm has stopped! It is now safe to go outside. Back to you, Col.

(Screen goes back to Colin)

That was extremely weird. Anyway, thanks for watching, and we'll see you next time, on the 6:05 news.

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