Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ News Flash! ❯ Even More News ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: Don't own YYH. (or Yu-Gi-Oh, or the song We Are the Champions, or Colin, Ryan, Wayne, and Drew, or the 6:05 news, if there is a 6:05 news)

Thanks to my reviewers:

Before Deletion:

Chibi Trey- Yay! You know Who's Line!! I LOVE that show!!! I'm glad you like this!!! Here's the update!!

Baka KitsuneBri- Great idea!!! Glad you like it!!

After Deletion:

kitsuneluvuh- Thanks! Glad you like it!

Hiei punk 31- Thanks so much for the high ratings!! lol I just sort of guessed you two knew each other…you both love Clay, for example…and the way she described "her friend" reminded me of you! I'm so glad I guessed right! OMG she likes KARASU?!?!? Just like Orlando Bloom Karasu Lover…or whatever her name is now, I think she may have changed it. HIEI ROCKS THE HOUSE!! Still, at least now we have another YYH lover on our hands!! Thanks so much for telling her about me! You're awesome ^___^

Please review, and if you have any suggestions for news stories, don't hesitate to tell me!!!

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(Yu-Gi-Oh theme plays, screen shows Joey and Yugi about to deul...)

(Weather Channel music plays, screen switches to show Colin sitting at a desk in a news studio)

We interrupt this program for a special news story. Today, the Bomb Master Karasu removed his mask, and dropped dead. The cause of death is unknown, but researchers suggest that removing his mask had a reverse effect. Instead of unleashing his power, it just made all his energy disappear, or it was all absorbed into his body, and he blew himself up. In any case, Karasu is dead.

This just in! Jin the Wind Master has been rescued from his volcano.

(Screen shows construction workers carrying a very dazed Jin with black soot all over him out of the volcano, then goes back to Colin)

His words: "You have a lovely wife. They're both very pretty."

The volcano has been named Mount Kaze, or Mount Wind, in his honor. He has been taken to the hospital for treatment. Now, over to Wayne with the sports.

(Screen switches to Wayne)

Thank you Colin. When Yusuke Urameshi arrived home from tournament of some kind yesterday, he began serenading the city streets with "We are the Champions." Since then, he has gained a following, and now they are going through the streets singing nothing but We Are the Champions. We take you now live to the scene with Drew.

(Screen switches to Drew in the city street, in back of him is a rather large crowd of people, all walking slowly in his direction, led by a black haired teen in a green jumpsuit)

Thanks, Wayne. As you can see behind me, things have gotten a little out of hand. Yusuke Urameshi, at the head of this odd gang, leads a crowd of people about a block long through the city, singing We Are the Champions at the top of their lungs. Here they come now.

(Crowd approaches and starts to pass by)

Yusuke and crowd: -singing- We are the champions, my friends. We'll keep on fighting till the end. We are the champions, we are the champions. No time for losers, cause we are the champions...of the world. We are the champions...

(Whole crowd continues singing while marching past the camera)

Back to you, Wayne.

(Screen goes back to Wayne in studio)

And that's sports today. We take you now to Ryan with the weather. Ryan?

(Screen goes to Ryan in front of a weather map)

Hey, Wayne. Hang on to your hats people, because today we have a case of flying yo-yos! Yes, Rinku has unleashed his yo-yos on the town because, as he puts it, he wants to have some fun before he goes to bed. So, I suggest you stay inside until his play time is over. Back to you, Col.

(Screen goes back to Colin)

So watch out for flying yo-yos, and we'll see you next time, on the 6:05 news.