Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another Karaoke Party ❯ Toxic ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Kuri: -_- you own nothing you loser.

Ddc: That's not why I'm laughing!!!

Kuri: Ok then genius why are you laughing?

Ddc: Because I CAN! MUHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Kuri: *anime fall*

Summary: *shakes head * I'm ashamed. We have no soda in my house. T_T BUT WILL THAT STOP ME?! OF COURSE NOT! ^_^ I shall continue all the same! Because I can! ^_^ and I have a very good song for this chappie too. THANKS ERIC AND HARMONY OF SAULSBURG FOR THE IDEA! To Eric: I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT READING THIS AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHY I ASKED YOU FOR A SONG IDEA BUT THAT'S OK! ^_^ ah it's so much fun teasing that boy. But that's a story for another day. But for right now we have Chapter 2 of Not Another Karaoke Party! ^_^ hope you all like it!

Juri: Ooo what's your idea Koto?

Koto: *whispers in Juri's ear *

Juri: 0.0 I'm scared. Can I go home before you make him sing that?

Koto: Of course not!!!!!

Juri: T_T fine. Go right ahead, but I need earplugs!

Shizuru: *looks at Juri's ears * Sorry I don't think we have earplugs for fish people.

Juri: WHAT?!?!?! WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!

Kieko: We don't exactly have a hundred people with fish ears running around.

Juri: Ok one thing girl. FISH DON'T HAVE EARS!

Kieko: *points to Juri's ears * THEN WHAT ARE THOSE?!

Juri: *looks at ears * Um…… shark ears? ^_^;;;;

Kieko and Shizuru: -_-;;;;;;

Chu: *wraps arm around Koto * So lassie, what is gonna be sung?

Koto: Since when were you Scottish?

Chu: I've always been Scottish!!!

Jin: No you were an Aussie last time I checked.

Chu: Scot, Aussie, same thing.

Kuwabara: Actually no, Scotland is part of Kingdom of Great Britain, along with Britain and Whales, which, I might add, is halfway around the globe or ten thousand five hundred sixty five feet and two inches away. (a/n: I made this up ^_^;;;;)

Kurama: *checks calculations on notebook * Wow! He's right! Everyone, I'm sorry to say, but this overgrown ant has a brain!

Everyone: *gasp *

Kuwabara: Of course! Bet you didn't know that I was a genius in disguise! ^_^ *hides paper in hand in shirt sleeve *

Hiei: *glare * I saw that.

Kuwabara: ^_^;;; saw what? I don't know what you're talking about Hiei.

Hiei: *rolls eyes and whispers to Kurama *

Kurama: Oooohhh that makes sense.

Yusuke: Huh? What's going on?

Kieko: *gasps * Hunny!! Oh my God!!!! YOU TURNED INTO KUWABARA!!!! Yusuke, it's me, Kieko! Do you remember me? Do you know who you are? Do you know who your father is?

Yusuke: I'M NOT KUWABARA!!!! Yes, you're Kieko, the cutest girl in the world, though you have the hardest slap too. I'm Urimeshi Yusuke and I'm the biggest punk in the world, and I have no idea who my dad is.

Kieko: AHHH!!!!!! YOU DIDN'T KNOW THE LAST QUESTION!!!! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YUSUKE!!!!

Yukina: Um, Kieko? Does ANYONE know who Yusuke's dad is?

Kieko: Ummmmm no?

Yukina: So I don't think that's a logical question.

Kieko: Oh. Ok then, you're Yusuke.

Yusuke: Haha. You lose! I'm really…KURAMA!

Hiei: *jumps away from Kurama * AHHH!!!!!!!!

Kurama: Huh?! What just happened?! I'm so confused! @_@

*Shira and Shida appear *

Shira: Awwwwwww Kurama is confused! He's so adorable when he's confused!

Shida: Hey Ddc! Make him unconfused! Shira's scaring me!

*Ddc appears *

Ddc: No way! I agree with Shira. He's cuter this way. Like Kenshin! *pulls Kenshin impression * Oro? Oro? Saaannnooo! Oro? @_@

*Kari appears *

Kari: Ooooo a party! ^_^ *jumps Kuronue and Karasu *

Hiei: What are all these people doing here?

Kuronue and Karasu: *suffocating under Kari's attack *

Kurama: I'm so confused!!! @_@

Ddc: Awwwwww so kawaii! ^_^

Sniper: *gulps * Uh oh. Aren't you…

Ddc: *sees Sniper * SNIPER!!!!!!!! *jumps Sniper *

Sniper: AHHH!!!!!!

Shira: Oh TOUYA!!!

Touya: AHH! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! RETREEEEAAAAATTTT!!! *runs out of room *

Shira: Oh, trying to play hard to get are ya? *runs after Touya *

Shida: Whaaaaa I don't have anyone to attack!!!! T_T

Ddc: Ummmmmmm *looks around * You can have Reisho.

Kari: Reisho?!?! Where?!

Ddc: Over there *points at Reisho *

Kari: *walks over to Reisho and starts beating the crap out of him * HOW DARE YOU HIT ON TOUYA YOU BASTARD! I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU NEVER WALK OR TALK OR LOOK NORMAL AGAIN! BECAUSE I AM THE MIGHTY KARI AND I RULE THE WORLD!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Reisho: ow ow ow ow ow ow *passes out * x_x

Yusuke: Ummmmmmm who are you people and why are you here?

Shida: Oh no reason. Ddc just promised to put us in is all. Right Ddc?

Ddc: Right! ^_^ oh ITSUKI!!!

Itsuki: *gulps * This is my cue to run away.

Shira: *comes back in * Whaaaa Touya got away! T_T

Jin: YAY! SCORE ONE FOR ICY!

Ddc: Ok everyone time to go so they can get along with the next karaoke victim. Enough randomness.

Kari: Awwwww but I'm having fun here! Can't we stay? Pwetty pwease? *anime puppy eyes *

Ddc: Kit…don't make me hurt you.

Kari: *stops puppy eyes *

Ddc: Come on. I'll lend you the vamps.

Kari: OK! ^_^

*Ddc Kari Shira and Shida disappear *

Hiei: That was messed up.

Kuronue Karasu and Sniper: @_@ those girls are crazy!

Koto: *pouting * I still haven't said who should go next.

Koenma: Ok who should go next then miss smarty pants?

Koto: Yukina! And she should sing Toxic!

Yusuke: AHH!!!!! NOT BRITNEY!!!!

Koenma: What do you mean?

Yusuke: 0_0 don't tell me you forgot already!

Koenma: Forgot what?

Yusuke: *remembers Christmas party * I don't want to talk about it. It was too disturbing.

Koenma: Whatever. Anyway, what do you all think?

Yukina: I don't see why not. I've always wanted to sing something! ^_^

Kuwabara: But…that…is an evil song!

Kieko: Is not! It's actually pretty good.

Yusuke: Ok if Kieko likes it then Yukina DEFINITELY has to sing it. And Kieko's vote counts for fifty people.

Toguro: Remind us again why?

Yusuke: Do you honestly want a dozen hand prints on your faces?

Toguro: Oh. Good point.

Kieko: ^_^ ok Yukina! Start whenever you're ready!

Hiei: Why is it an evil song?

Yusuke: You'll see. *snickering *

Koto: Oh! And Yukina has to act like Britney while singing!

Yukina: Oooohh! Fun fun fun!

Everyone: *anime fall*

Kurama: I….I never knew.

Hiei: What's so bad about that?

Kurama: You'll see.

Hiei: -_-

*lights go down and music starts *

Yukina: *has somehow changed from kimono into tight black shirt with ribbons in the front halfway untied and tight black leather pants * Baby can't you see

I'm calling…

A guy like you should wear a warning

It's dangerous

I'm falling

There's no escape

I can't wait

I need a hit

Baby give me it

You're dangerous

I'm loving it

Everyone: 0_0

Yusuke: 0_0 I'll never look at Yukina the same way again.

Hiei: *has fainted * x_x

Kuwabara: *is about to faint * @_@

Yukina: *starts dancing like a whore * (a/n: I just LOVE doing this to Yukina! Have you noticed yet? ^_^;;;;) Too high, can't come down

Losing my head

Spinning `round and `round

Do you feel me now?

With a taste of your lips

I'm on a ride

You're toxic

I'm slipping under

Tasting the poison paradise

I'm addicted to you

Don't you know that you're toxic

And I love what you do

Don't you know that you're toxic?

Koto: Woohoo! Go Yukina! Didn't know you had it in ya babe!

Yukina: *blushing * *goes over to Kuwabara and starts dancing in front of him * It's getting late to give you up

I took a sip

From my devil cup

Slowly taking over me

Too high, can't come down

It's in the air

And it's all around

Can you feel me now?

With a taste of your lips

I'm on a ride

You're toxic

I'm slipping under

Tasting the poison paradise

I'm addicted to you

Don't you know that you're toxic

And I love what you do

Don't you know that you're toxic?

Kuwabara: *has joined Hiei in a faint * x_x

Kurama: *trying to shake Hiei awake *

Everyone else: 0_0

Yukina: With a taste of your lips

I'm on a ride

You're toxic

I'm slipping under

Tasting the poison paradise

I'm addicted to you

Don't you know that you're toxic

And I love what you do

Don't you know that you're toxic

Hiei: *wakes up, sees Yukina dancing again, and faints again * x_x

Kurama: -_-;;;;;

Yukina: With a taste of your lips

I'm on a ride

You're toxic

I'm slipping under

Tasting the poison paradise

I'm addicted to you

Don't you know that you're toxic

And I love what you do

Don't you know that you're toxic

Intoxicate me now

With your loving now

I think I'm ready now

Intoxicate me now

With your loving now

I think I'm ready now

*lights go back on and music stops *

Everyone: 0_0 *in stunned silence *

Yukina: *blushing * Did I do that right?

Juri and Koto: *come out of stupor * THAT WAS GREAT!

Ruka: I don't know, you'd make a great slut. Who knows, soon I'll have competition.

Yukina: *blushing * *sees Kuwabara and Hiei passed out * Um…..why are they like that?

Yusuke: Oh you just stunned Kuwabara so much. And you know Hiei, with his…um…his…fainting spells. They could happen at anytime you know.

Kurama: Strange, he's never done that before, not even when we…

Yusuke: *elbows Kurama hard in the stomach *

Kurama: Ow!! You're so abusive, jeez. *looks at Yukina * You see what I must go through to keep my mouth shut? Especially about Hiei being your…oops. Said too much again. ^_^;;;;;

Yukina: My what?

Hiei: *waking up * Huh? @_@

Yukina: Hiei! What are you?

Kurama: He's a damn sexy fire demon that's what he is! And he's also your…oops did it again.

Hiei: -_- Kurama…

Kurama: Yeeesssss?

Hiei: You're really pushing it you know.

Kurama: Tehehehehehe ^_^;;;;;;;

Kieko: Oh! I know a great song for the next person or people!

Darkdemonchild: ^_^;;;;; ok ok I have yet another whore-like chapter. Gomen nasai! Gomen nasai! The idea was just too good. ^_^ I give Harmony of Saulsburg, an anonymous reviewer on Mediaminer.org, full credit for the idea, and Eric for my back up idea. ^_^ so, anyway, please review with requests! And to all of you who have already requested, I will and have been considering your ideas for later chappies ^_^ And to Kit, Shira, and Shida: Happy? I added you guys in ^_^ ok well anyway, I'm off. Gotta wake up early tomorrow for swimming practice. Uuuuggggghhhh I don't wanna wake up at 5! T_T ok I'm gone. ^_^ ja ne until the next chappie, and don't forget to request songs through a review! ^_~