Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another Karaoke Party ❯ Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

Kuri: translation, anyone?

Ddc: Ok fine. I'll say it in English. Here is a little bit of ddc's divine philosophy: Unless you go by the name of Yoshihiro Togashi and are a brilliant manga artist or are a member of a famous rock/pop/hip hop/whatever else band, then you don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of these songs.

Kuri: And neither does ddc

Ddc: Of course I do! Didn't you know that I'm secretly Yoshihiro Togashi in disguise? And that I'm also a famous singer, but I can't reveal my name because then everyone will attack me for autographs?

Kuri: *snorts * Uh huh sure. Whatever.

Ddc: ^_^;;;;;;

Summary: MUHAHAH!! I'm updating! It's a miracle! Ok well not really, I've just been super busy again and all the usual excuses. I'm trying! I really am! But enough of that. THANK YOU TO ALL WHO HAVE REVIEWED! Bad news though. I'm not using any of the requests for this chapter, because I thought up a really good idea of my own and decided to use it. ^_^;;; gomen gomen. But I pinky swear that I will use requested songs for at least the next two chapters. At the very least. But enough of this! Wow have u noticed that a ton of my sentences start with but? How strange. Oh well! On with the musical karaoke mahem! Because I wanna write this chappie cus I think it's gonna be funny. ^_^ but I'm not telling! It's a secret!

Kuri: Just start the damn fic already

Ddc: Bossy bossy. Sheesh.

Kurama: Lalalalalala I'm getting bbboooorrrreeeeddddd

Toguro: Good for you.

Kurama: MEEP! YOU!!!

Toguro: *sarcastically * Meep! Me! What a shock! Jeez, you're almost as bad as Urameshi.

Kurama: *crying * Whhhaaaaa Hiei make the big scary Arnold Shwarzinager wannabe go away

Hiei: Um…ok? Shoo Toguro shoo! We don't want you over here! Bad Toguro! Go away! Shoo!

Kuwabara: Oh that's really gonna work.

Yusuke: Why are you scared of Toguro Kurama? You fought Karasu.

Kurama: Yeah and I'm scared of him too!!

Karasu: Whaaaaaaaa but I don't wanna scare the pretty fox!!! Toguro, make Kurama like me.

Toguro: Ok

Kurama: AHHHHH!!!!!!! *runs behind Hiei *

Hiei: I'm so confused!!! T_T

*ddc and kit appear *

Ddc: I know EXACTLY what is going on!

Kit: So do I!

Ddc: We are so informed in the ways of Kurama's mind.

Kurama: 0.0 more scary people!!

Yusuke: Shut up Kurama! Ok almighty ones, why is Kurama freaking out THIS time?

Kurama: Hey I resent that you know.

Everyone except Hiei: SHUT UP!

Kurama: Whhhaaaaa nobody loves me T_T

*shida appears *

Shida: BE QUIET! YOU'RE SO WHINY! Ddc, can I kill him NOW?

Ddc: NO! Bad Shida! No killing Kurama.

Shida: Awww why not.

Ddc: For one thing Hiei would be all alone if you did. Another thing is that we need him for the rest of the fic. And finally, I don't want Kurama fangirls flaming me with death threats and trying to kill me in my sleep. Those girls can be scary I tell you! ^_^;;;

Kit: You're babbling again. We are here for a reason, and not just some random people that randomly pop out of nowhere.

Ddc: Oh yeah! Explanations! Ok, well, Kurama didn't tell you guys this, but we, me and Kit, learned from a very accurate source by the name of a fanfiction, that Toguro and Karasu were less than, oh what's a good expression?

Kit: Decent?

Ddc: Oh that's a good one! Yes, they were less than decent with Kurama before the finals. And so now Kurama's freaking out because he just got out of the denial stage.

Yomi: Oooohhh just like Yusuke!

Yusuke: I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm not in denial about anything!

Yomi: Oh you know you want me ^_~

Yusuke: GAH! LEAVE ME ALONE!

Mukuro: Nobody wants you.

Yomi: Oh you're just jealous. Everybody wants me! ^_^

Ddc Kit and Shida: 0.0 ok we're leaving now. Have fun guys! *disappear *

Kurama: NOOO!!!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!

Karasu: Too late! ^_^

Kurama: AHHH!!!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM THE ATTACKING CROW!!!

Karasu: whaaaaaaaa he still hates me T_T

Kieko: Can I talk NOW??!?!?!?!?!

Yusuke: Sure why not?

Kieko: grrrrrr stupid boys, not letting me talk. Not caring that I have a seriously cool idea. Grrrrrrrr

Sniper: Are you going to grumble all day or are you going to tell us your idea?

Itsuki: Yes, really. It is rather annoying.

*ddc appears again *

Ddc: MY EVIL CUTIES!!!!!! *attacks Sniper and Itsuki *

Sniper and Itsuki: AHH!!! RABID GIRL ATTACK!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!

Ddc: ^_^

Yomi: Oooo another person who wants me!!

Ddc: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!! RABID PERVERTED SIX EARED GOAT ATTACK!!!!!!! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LEAVES!!!!

Kurama: Leaves?

Ddc: I mean, LIVES!!!! KIT!!! SAVE MEEEEEEEE!!!!! *disappears *

Yusuke: Man that was random.

Itsuki and Sniper: @_@ @_@

Sensui: ITSUKI!!! SPEAK TO ME!!!!!

Isuki: @_@

Sensui: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hiei: Ok just shut up!

Kuwabara: Yeah really! Your whining is giving me a headache! It's worse than Kurama's!

Kurama: T_T I feel so unloved.

Yomi: I don't! Because everyone loves me!!! And because everyone loves me I'm going to sing my favoritist song in the whole wide world!

Mukuro: *rolls eyes * Oh great I bet this should be good.

Yomi: And I expect all my beloved little fangirls to help me sing it. ^_^ right girls?

*crickets chirping *

Yomi: ^_^;;; awww you're just so shy. Ok then, Ruka can help me! ^_^ there it's all settled

Ruka: Why me? Why me? What have I done to deserve this punishment? I mean, besides trap people in medical tents and be too slutty for my own good, but this? This is cruel and unjust punishment for such miniscule crimes!

Yomi: ^_^ come one Ruka! Let's get it on!

Everyone: AHHH!!! DON'T DO THAT! DON'T DO THAT!!

Botan: GET A ROOM!!!

Shizuru: Really!!! EW!

Yomi: ^_^;;; I meant let's start singing.

Everyone: Oh. ^_^;;;;

Kuwabara: What are you singing?

Yomi: PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY!!!

Everyone: *anime fall *

*music starts *

Yomi: Oten gleeden glotten glowden

Ruka: *thinking: Why me?!!?!? * Give it to me baby

Yomi: *grinning * Uh huh uh huh!

Ruka: T_T Give it to me baby!

Yomi: Uh huh uh huh!

Ruka: Give it to me baby!

Yomi: Uh huh uh huh! And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

You know it's kind of hard just to get along today.

Our subject isn't cool but he fakes it anyway.

He may not have a clue, and he may not have style,

But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial!

Kurama: Umm…is he talking about himself or what?

Hiei: Good question.

Kurama: Oh well who cares. *makes out with Hiei *

Kuwabara: *half laughing at Yomi, half gagging at Kurama and Hiei *

Jin: This is so…strange. Like me!

Touya: Yup.

Yusuke: Shut up! This is sooo frickin funny!

Yomi: So don't debate, play it straight.

You know he really doesn't get it anyway.

Gotta play the field, and keep it real.

For you no way, for you no way.

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate,

At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.

The world needs wannabes,

So hey, hey do that brand new thing!

Ruka: *thinking: Not again!!!!! * Give it to me baby!

Yomi: ^_^ Uh huh uh huh!

Ruka: Give it to me baby!

Yomi: Uh huh uh huh!

Ruka: Give it to me baby!

Yomi: Uh huh uh huh!

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly

Ruka: For a white guy!

Yukina: I feel sorry for Ruka.

Botan: I think we all do.

Kieko: I don't!!!

Genkai: She gets what she deserves.

Shizuru: Shush! This is funny!

Yomi: He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice,

But they didn't have Ice Cube so he bought Vanilla Ice.

Now cruising in his Pinto he sees homies as he pass,

But if he looks twice they're gonna kick his lily ass!

So don't debate, play it straight.

You know he really doesn't get it anyway.

Gotta play the field, and keep it real.

For you no way, for you no way.

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate,

At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.

The world loves wannabes,

So hey, hey do that brand new thing.

Chu: He be so stupid!!!!

Rinku: How's that?

Chu: Doesn't he know that that's how HE acts?

Kuwabara: Who cares?!?!?! It's entertainment! Now put a sock in it!

Chu: Nah, mate, I don't…

Kuwabara: *stuffs dirty sock in Chu's mouth * CAN IT!

Chu: 0.0 mppphhmphm

Yomi: Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah, he's getting ink done.

He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31.

Friends say he's trying too hard, and he's not quite hip,

But in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip!

Ruka: Give it to me baby!

Yomi: Uh huh uh huh!

Ruka: Give it to me baby!

Yomi: Uh huh uh huh!

Ruka: Give it to me baby!

Yomi: Uh huh uh huh!

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Yusuke: Awww it's almost done.

Kuwabara: I'll cry once this is done.

Yusuke: *shouting * YO YOMI! START DANCIN!!!

Yomi: ^_^ *thinking: Oh yeah they love me. They think I'm damn sexy. Oh yeah, I'm cool. * So don't debate, play it straight!

You know he really doesn't get it anyway.

Gotta play the field, and keep it real!

For you no way, for you no way.

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate,

At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake.

The world needs wannabes-a

The world loves wannabes-a

Lets get some more wannabes

And hey, hey do that brand new thing!

*music stops *

Everyone: Awwwwww it's over!!! T_T

Yomi: ^_^ YAY! Everyone loves me!!!

Seaman: Uh yeah sure you keep thinking that man.

*Kit appears again *

Kit: SEAMAN!!!!! *huggles Seaman *

Seaman: Gah…can't…breath…@_@

Kit: Muhahahahaha ddc can keep her Itsuki and Sniper! But I get Seaman!!! MUHAHAHAHAH!!!

*ddc appears *

Ddc: BAD KIT! *grabs Kit and drags her away from Seaman * No attacking cuties! That's my job!

Kit: Awwww T_T

Kit and Ddc: *disappear *

Kurama: I really wish they would stop doing that.

Jin: We all do Reddy, we all do.

Hiei: Lalalalalalala.

Kurama: You can sing! You can sing!

Hiei: How'd you guess? ^_^

Yusuke: 0.0 Hiei just smiled! Cue surprised gasp!

Everyone: *gasps * 0.0

Hiei: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;

Kurama: ^_^;;;;;;; Well he smiles a lot when…

Hiei: 0.0 *covers Kurama's mouth *

Kuwabara: 0.0 I think I'm gonna be sick *runs to bathroom *

Kurama: ^_^;;;;; oops sorry.

Kieko: Can I talk NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!

Darkdemonchild: Tehehehehehehe I just love that song, don't you? And if you've never heard that song, then GO OUT AND DOWNLOAD IT! Either that or e-mail me or IM me (email: sirgurrgalot@yahoo.com aim sns: fallenangel16908, sirgurrgalot, darkdem0nchild, and jumpthecuties.) and I can send it and all the other songs previously used in this fic. Because I have all these songs! And for the request songs I listen to them before I use them. ^_^ so I got a ton of songs! ^_^ I'm so proud. But it's small compared to most music collections. Only 366 songs. I need to get more mp3s. ^_^;;;; so greedy I know. Ok well anyway, please please PRETTY PLEASE review. And don't forget to request songs! ^_~ ja ne until next time!