Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another Karaoke Party ❯ Lady Marmalade ( Chapter 4 )

Disclaimer: *sigh* ANYONE GOT ANY MORE COOKIE DOUGH?!?!?!?!?

Kuri: NO!

Ddc: Whhhhhaaaaaa where's my cookie dough?

Kuri: In your huge-ass stomach you fat pig! You ate it all!

Ddc: Oh yeah. I knew that. ^_^;;;;;;;;

Kuri: Aiiii yyaaa. My idiotic authoress person doesn't own anything except a huge stomach that eats every sugary substance in the house. INCLUDING MY ICE CREAM!

Ddc: HEY! THAT WAS MY DAD! I WANTED THAT ICE CREAM TOO YOU KNOW!!

Kuri: -_-;;;; just start the summary already??!!?

Ddc: Fine! *pouts * hmph. Meany.

Summary: ^_^ hi hi everybody! Thank you so much for your reviews and requests!! ^_^ and I'm keeping to my promise! This next chapter's song is for my good pal Kit, who has reviewed (for once I might add ^_~) demanding that I use her idea/song/group/whatever. Ok background info on this idea: Kit came up with this idea, oh, *thinking * 3 or 4 months ago when I said I might do a sequel. And now I am, and she's peeved that I haven't used her idea. So, to get her to stop setting Yomi and Karasu and Reisho on me, I've decided to use her idea! ^_^ ok enough of my life's story, on with the fic!!

Juri: This is ssssoooooo boring! Only guys have gone so fair! What we need is some

Ruka: Kick

Koto: Ass

All Three: GIRL POWER!!!!!

Everyone else: *anime fall *

Bui: You sound like the Powerpuff Girls.

Kuwabara: How did you find out what those were? You're a demon.

Bui: What? We get cable in Makai too you know!

Yukina: Besides, I went. So really only two out of three of the songs have been done by guys.

Juri: Who cares?! We still need Girl Power!

Sniper: -_-;;;; please stop saying that. It's annoying.

Touya: Really.

Jin: Yeah! What icy said! Can I have lemon lollipops now?

Koenma Yusuke Kuwabara Hiei Kurama and Touya: NO!

Jin: Whhhaaaaa everyone's ganging up on me!!!!

Kurama: No we just don't want you flying around and hitting windows again.

Ruka: And throwing me out of those windows and into goat-infested trees!

Hiei: Ok maybe we want him to do that.

Yusuke: Yeah. That was damn funny.

Jin: WEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *flies around in circles *

Karasu: Um…what is he doing?

Touya: His favorite past time.

Karasu: Which is….

Touya: Chasing his horn around.

Karasu: *anime fall* sorry I asked @_@

Kieko: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr why doesn't anyone ever listen to me?!?!?!?!

Juri: *still ignoring Kieko * I have a GREAT idea! *whispers to Ruka *

Ruka: Ooooohhh! That would be sooo great! And I'm sure all the boys would love it.

Juri: Wouldn't they?

Koto: Love what?!?!? Fill me in!!!!

Ruka: *whispers to Koto *

Koto: OOOHH! Yup that would definitely get them drooling.

Juri: I'm not too sure about her though.

Ruka: No she'll have at least one boy fainting.

Juri: Wait! Isn't there a part at the end for someone?

Koto: You're right! Hmmmm who could do that part?

Ruka: I know! Blue girl over there can!

Juri: Oh Ruka, you're a genious!

Ruka: Yup I know. ^_^

Everyone else: -_-;;;;;;;;

Hiei: What are you guys talking about?!?!?!?

Kurama: Really. We want to know!

Ruka: No no no. Patience, boys, is a virtue.

Kurama: That I do not possess

Hiei: Yes we all know Kurama. I more than anyone else.

Kurama: ^_^;;;; oh but you know you still love me.

Hiei: Yup! ^_^

Kuwabara: STOP IT!

Hiei: NEVER!

Kurama and Hiei: *flash peace signs as confetti flies through air *

Everyone: *anime fall *

Kurama and Hiei: Tehehehehehehe we're so good. ^_^

Ruka Juri and Koto: *have whisked Kieko Botan Shizuru Genkai and Yukina away *

Everyone else except Kurama and Hiei: @_@

Yusuke: *wakes up * Hey where's Kieko?

Chu: SHIZURU'S MISSING!!! NOOO!!!! MY DRINKING MATE IS GONE!

Toguro: GAH! WHERE'S MY BEAUTIFUL GENKAI?!?!?!?!?!?!

Kuwabara: YYYYYUUUUKKKIIINNNAAAAAA!!!! AAAHHH!!! SHE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!!!

Hiei: *wide eyes * Where is she?!?!?!

Kuwabara: *glares * She's mine shrimp! Hands off!

Kurama: *puppy eyes * Oh but Hiei loves me. Right koi?

Hiei: *melting * Hai.

Kurama: ^_^ I win!

Koenma: NNNOOOOOOO BOTAN!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?

Yusuke Chu Toguro Kuwabara Koenma and Hiei: *calling for missing girls *

Juri Ruka and Koto: *herding missing girls out of bathroom * Jeez! Can you guys be ANY louder?!?!?!?!?!

Everyone: *sees girls and anime falls *

Kieko Yukina Shizuru and Genkai: *blushing as they are dressed as hookers *

Botan: Wooohooo I got bling bling! *dressed as ghetto rapper *

Kuwabara: *wakes up * YUKINA! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!?!?!?!

Yusuke: Woohoo!! Lookin' good Kieko! AH! GRANDMA! WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU WEARING THAT?!?!?!?!?!?! MY EYES! MY POOR EYES!

Genkai: CAN IT DUMBASS! I CAN KILL YOU WHENEVER I WANT!

Toguro: Don't mind him honey. You look great!

Juri: See I told you

Ruka: I thought I told you.

Juri: No I did.

Ruka: Ok fine then.

Koto: Enough chit chatting! START THE MUSIC!

Yusuke: What song are they singing?

Juri: Isn't it obvious?

Hiei: Um no?

Juri Ruka and Koto: LADY MARMALADE!

Everyone: *anime fall *

*music starts *

Yukina: Where's all my sole sista's

Lemme here ya flow sista's

Kieko: Hey sister, go sister, sole sister, flow sister.

Hey sister, go sister, sole sister, flow sister.

Yusuke: 0.0 Ki…Ki…Ki..eko???

Kuwabara: 0.0 Yukina?!?!?!?!?!

Hiei: *getting ready to faint again * Why is it ALWAYS Yukina?!?!?!

Kuwabara: HEY! Shorty! Leave Yukina alone!!! She doesn't want anything to do with you!

Hiei: *rolls eyes * Better me than you.

Kurama: Whaaaaa Hiei don't you love me anymore?! T_T

Toguro: SHUT UP!

Kieko: He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge

Strutting her stuff on the street

She said "Hello hey Joe,

You wanna give it a go oh oh oh!"

Guchie guchie ya ya dada

Guchie guchie ya ya here ohoh

Mocha choca loca lata ya ya oohh

Creole Lady Maramalde

Yusuke: *is drooling * 0_,0 (a/n: tehehehe DROOL FACE! ^_^ haven't done one of those in a while. Ok I'm done I'm done)

Kieko Yukina Genkai and Shizuru: Voulez vous coucher avez moi, ce soir

Voulez vous coucher avez moi

Yukina: Yeah yea yea yeah!

Genkai: (a/n: She's in her old form still. Tehehehe I'm sooooo perverted. ^_^;;;;;;;) He sat in her bourdoir while she freshened up

Boy drank all that magnolia wine

All those black satin sheets (a/n: hahahahaha kit! Black sheets! Ok I'm done I promise no more useless author's notes.)

Suedes dark greens yeah

Guchi guchie ya ya da da

Guchie guchie ya ya here oh oh yeah

Mocha choca lata ya ya wo ho

Creole Lady Marmalade

Everyone: *has fainted at sight of Genkai acting like a stripper *

Toguro: *suffering severe drool syndrome * 0_,0

Kieko Yukina Genkai Shizuru: Voulez vous coucher avez moi ce soir

Voulez vous coucher avez moi

Yukina: *rapping * We come through with the money in the garter belts

Let him know we bout that cake straight out the gate

All us independent women, some mistake us for whores

"I'm saying why spend mine when I can spend yours?"

Disagree, well that's you and I'm sorry, Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari

Wearin high heeled shoes, getting loved by the dudes

Four bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge

"Hey Sista, sole sista, betta get that dough sista"

We drink wine with diamonds in the glass

Bottle case the meaning of expensive taste

"Ya wanna Guchie Guchie ya ya, mocha choca what

Oh real Lady Marmalade

C'mon, one more time

Kurama: Wow, rapping skills must run in the family.

Kuwabara and Hiei: *have fainted twice, leaving Kuwabara and Hiei sized holes in the floor *

Kuwabara: *peeks head out of hole * Whatcha mean? Family?

Kurama: ^_^;;;;;; oh nothing nothing just babbling again.

Kuwabara: -_-;;;;;;;;; why do I get the feeling I'm out of the loop again?

Yusuke: Because you are.

Kuwabara: OK SPILL! NOW!

Toguro: *slapping Kurama Yusuke and Kuwabara * SHUT UP!!!!!

Yusuke Kurama and Kuwabara: @_@ @_@ @_@

Kurama: Wheeeee I see stars!

Yusuke: Really? I see little birdies!

Kuwabara: You're both wrong! I hear angels singing!

Toguro: -_-;;;;; *knocks them through the floor *

Yusuke Kurama and Kuwabara: *have passed out * x_x x_x x_x

Genkai: Marmalade!

Shizuru: Ooh oh

Genkai: Lady Marmalade

Kieko: Oooh oh yeah

Genkai: Marmalade

Shizuru: No oh oh hey hey hhheeeeeyyyy

Touch of her skin feelin silky smooth

What?

Colour of Café au lai

Oh baby

The savage beasts inside roar until he cried

More! More! Mooorrreeee!

Genkai: Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5

Shizuru: 9 to 5

Kieko: Livin' the grey flannel life, oh baby

Shizuru: But when he goes to sleep memories creep more more MORE!

Guchie guchie ya ya dada

Guchie guchie ya ya here ooohhhh oh

Mocha choca lata ya ya oh yeah!

Creole Lady Marmalllaaadddeee

Kieko Yukina Genkai Shizuru: Voulez vous coucher avez moi ce soir

Voulez vous coucher avez moi

Kieko: All my sister's ooh

Kieko Yukina Genkai Shizuru: Voulez vous coucher avez moi ce soir

Voulez vous coucher avez mou ooohhh

Botan: *comes up trying to look like a gangster * Christina!

Shizuru: Oooooohhhh oh yeah

Botan: Pink!

Genkai: Llaaddy Marmalade

Botan: Lil Kim

Yukina: *pushing chest out with each word * Hey yeah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Botan: Mya

Kieko: Oh ooooohhhh

Botan: Rotwieler baby

Baby

Moulin Rouge oooh oh

Misdemeanor baby

Kieko Yukina Genkai Shizuru Botan: Creole Lady Mmmmmarrrmaaaalllaaadddeee oh yeah… YES A!

*music fades away *

Guys: *drooling *

Hiei: *still fainted from shock of Yukina rapping like a slut AGAIN *

Yusuke Kurama and Kuwabara: *still seeing stars, little birds, and hearing singing *

Ruka Koto and Juri: *applauding * Oh yeeehhhaaa you girls rock!

Ruka: Once again, I'd never have thought you'd have it in ya

Juri: Especially you Genkai! You go girl!

Genkai: *avoiding Toguro's look *

Toguro: *dreamy eyes * Gggeeeennnnkkkaaaaaiiiii

Genkai: *wide eyes and backing away * Get away from me

Botan: *jumping up and down * MY TURN! MY TURN! I GET TO PICK!

Kieko: Grrrrrrrrr nobody EVER listens to me!!!!!!

Botan: Live with it. I GET TO CHOSE NOW CUS I HAVE A REALLY GOOD IDEA!

Koenma: Ok!!

Darkdemonchild: Teheheheehehehehehehe that was soooo much fun! And once again, Kieko is being ignored. ^_^ fun fun fun! Ok for all people who don't want a perverted song again, review and tell me! And as always, requests are welcome!!!!! ^_^ well, ja ne until next chappie! ^_~