Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another Karaoke Party ❯ My Band ( Chapter 5 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer: CAN'T WE JUST SKIP TO THE STORY?!?!?!?!

Kuri: Of course not!!! We must have our witty disclaimers so we don't bore the readers in the beginning!

Ddc: -_-;;;;;;; but I'm running out of ideas for them!!!!

Kuri: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I'm running out of ways to kill you

Ddc: Why do I put up with you?!?!?!?!

Kuri: Cus I'm your only muse. Plus I'm the only thing you own! Nah nah nah nah nah *sticks out tongue*

Ddc: Not anymore!!! Oooohhhhh Kkkeeennnnjjjiiiii!!!

Kuri: 0.0 who's Kenji?

Kenji: *appears * I'm Kenji.

Ddc: My new muse! ^_^

Kuri: T_T I've been replaced!!!

Summary: HA! Serves Kuri right. Anyway, hello people!! And I would like to say that I have kept to my word and I am taking a request by Sniper's Angel, cus she requested it a lot. Either that or a lot of other people requested it a lot too. Ok now I gotta figure this out. *1 hour later * ok!! She requested it once as Sniper's Angel and another time as Starfox. Thanks! ^_~ now for a special shout out to my buddies cus I'm bored. ^_^;;

Katie: I will use your request soon, so don't think I'm ignoring you or anything. I just think that this song is funny. ^_~

Shida: Love ya, and make up with Shira! Pretty please! You guys are my fav email buddies, even if it takes me forever to respond. ^_^;;; can I help it if I'm a lazy bum?

Kit: WHERE WERE YOU ONLINE TODAY KIT??!?!?!?! I was supposed to brag to you about getting Gravitation manga!!!! *pouts * no fair

Jules: Love ya girlfriend! And good luck on your mother's day fic! I'll be sure to read and review it. ^_~

Kazui: We seriously need to talk more. ^_^;;;; IM me sometime k? And I'm not that good of a writer!!! Ask all my flamers. ^_^;;;;;

Katie G: Tehehehehehehe plushies and I can get you! You can get me!!! Weeeeee. ^_~

Liana: Jeremy's crazy. That's all I can say. And you need to talk to me again! I haven't chatted with ya forever!

KD (Koritsune Dragonrider): YOUR FICS ROCK!!!! Keep updating please!!! ^_~

Ok enough of that. Time to start the fic! ^_~

Kurama: Ok so who's going next?

Botan: Ok ok ok. Here's my idea…

*ddc, Katie G, Kit, Liana, Jules, and Shida appear *

Ddc: We're not listening to your idea Botan.

Botan: *whining * Why nnoooottttt???

Katie G: Because I have presents for everyone!!! Look!!! *pulls out giant Santa Claus bag *

Kit: ooooo!!! PRESENTS!!!!!! *jumps into bag *

Jules: ^_^;;;;;;;;; Ddc!! What if she drowns?

Ddc: All the better for me. Cus then I can steal her bishies. ^_^

Kit: *jumps out and attacks ddc * YOU WILL NOT!!!!!!

Ddc: GAH!! ATTACK OF THE RABID KIT!

Katie G: Um guys?

Shida: What's up?

Katie G: The bag is moving. By itself.

Bag: *moving around *

Ddc: 0.0 Kit what did you do?!?!?!

Kit: What? Those things weren't supposed to be walking around?

Katie G: 0.0 NO!

Bag string: *comes open *

Mini YYH character plushies: *jump out of bag and grab onto everyone *

Everyone: AHHH!!!! PLUSHIE ATTACK!!!!!!

Hiei plushie: Hn. *swipes at Kuwabara with stuffed katana *

Hiei: *rooting hiei plushie on * WOOHOO! GO PLUSHIE GO!

Yomi plushie: *stroking Kurama's leg *

Kurama: AHHH!!!! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!

Kuronue, Karasu, Yomi, and Koto plushies: *glomping Kurama *

Ddc, Kit, Jules, Katie G, and Shida: *running around grabbing plushies and stuffing them in bag *

Ddc: *wipes brow * Are they all in?

Jules: Yup. Let's go!

*all disappear *

Kurama: WAIT!!!!!!

Hiei: What is it koi?

Kurama: T_T they forgot the yomi plushie!!!!

Yomi plushie: *stroking Kurama's hair *

Hiei: *grabs yomi plushie and throws it out the window * Now it's gone

Everyone: *hears a mini yomi's voice yelling I'M PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY! And then a thud *

Botan: OK! HERE'S MY IDEA!!!

Everyone: *anime fall*

Karasu: Do you even CARE that plushies of ourselves just attacked us?!?!?

Botan: Nope, cus I thought they were cute! ^_^ But anyway, my idea is that Sniper, Touya, Jin, Itsuki, Hiei, and Kurama sing My Band by D12! And Sniper has to be Eminem.

Sniper: 0.0 why me?!?!?!?!?!?

Botan: Because you NEVER talk!!!

Sniper: T_T so?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Botan: Now you're going to talk! Ok! Someone hit the music!

Sniper: WHAAAAAA

*music starts *

Hiei: I don't know dude…

Everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude

And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me dude

And they need to take it up with me after the show

Because…

Botan: HIEI SWORE!!! HIEI SWORE!!! LOCK HIM UP FOR HIS PROFANE SPEECH!!!!!

Yukina: Shut up bitch! You $%#$ piss me off! Go to #@$# hell!

Everyone including Hiei: 0.0

Kuwabara: *faints * x_X

Yukina: >_< so annoying.

Kieko: She finally cracked. She sounded just like Hiei there too. I wonder why.

Kurama: ^_^;;;;; let's continue with the song shall we?

Sniper Touya Jin Itsuki Kurama and Hiei: These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

Sniper: *raping * So I get off the stage, right, and drop the mic

*walks over to Yukina Shizuru Botan and Kieko *Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like

"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady

I'm the lead singer in D12 baby"

They're all like "Oh my god it's him!

"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem!

"I swear to fuckin' god dude you fuckin' rock

"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"

Yusuke Kuwabara Hiei Chu and Koenma: NO THEY'RE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yukina Shizuru Botan and Kieko: *not sure whether to be pissed or flattered *

Koto Ruka and Juri: *pouting * Why didn't he come over to US?!

Sniper: *back away from rabid boyfriends and brothers * And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous

Yusuke: NO WE'RE NOT! WE HAD EM FIRST!

Sniper: *sticks out tongue and keeps raping * Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes

Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage

So like every single night they pick a fight with me

But when we fight it's kinda sibling rivalry

Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me

Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be

This rock star shit, it's the life for me

And all the other guys just despise me because

All: These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

My band

Touya: *raping * You wanna see a nigga backwards don't you?

Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto

Smash these vocals and do a performance

But we in the van and he in a tour bus

You don't want my autograph, you's a liar

And no I'm Swift

Kurama: Oh, I thought you was Kuniva (a/n: Guess who Kuniva is ^_~)

Touya: What the hell is wrong with that dressing room

Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal

See I know how to rap, see it's simple bu

All I did was read a Russell Simmons book

So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map

Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

Yusuke: Man, who knew Touya could rap?

Toguro: Who knew that Hiei, Yukina, and Sniper could rap?

Genkai: Good point.

Toguro: *anime heart eyes at Genkai *

Genkai *rolls eyes *

Hiei: Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit

Jin: Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick

Hiei: Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue

Sniper: No, I had an interview. Not you two.

Jin: You gonna be late for soundcheck

Hiei: Man, I ain't goin' to soundcheck

Jin: But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best

Hiei: You know what man I'ma say something

Hey yo Em!

Sniper: *gets right up in his face menacingly * You got something to say!?

Hiei: *raises eyebrow * Man, no

Jin: I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up?

Hiei: Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up

And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew

Jin: When I was bout to talk right after you!

I swear, I swear man!

All: These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

Kurama: *raping * They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not

Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park

I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot

I should cut his mic off when the music starts

Ready to snap on a dumbass fan

Every time I hear "Hey dude I love your band!"

We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments

So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent

And these guys they can find every area code

Sniper: *throws duffle bag in Kurama's face * Proof carry my bag

Kurama: *throws it back * Bitch carry your own bag

Everyone: 0.0 *gasp *

Botan: KURAMA SWORE!!!!

Kieko: SOMEONE CALL SHIORI!!!!

Kurama: *glares * Can't make it to the stage, security in my way

Jin: Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?

Isuki: Dammit I'm sick of this group

Time for me to go solo and make some loot

I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack

Lose Yourself video I was in the back

Superman video I was in the back

Fuck the media, I got some suggestions

Like who's D12, how we get started?

Koto: What about Eminem?

Itsuki: Bitch are you retarded?

Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group

Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute

50 told me to do situps to get buff

I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up

Fuck D12, I'm outta this band

I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

Sniper: *copying boy band style singing * Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me

And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name

Itsuki: These chicks don't even know the name of my band

Touya: Ha ha

Itsuki: But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

Kurama: Fuck Marshall

Everyone: HE SWORE AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Kurama: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;

Itsuki: Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

All: My band

My band

Jin: The hottest boy band in the world

D12!

Sniper: *singing as a salsa singer * I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants

And the lead singer of my band, my salsa

Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance

My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa

My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa

Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance

And take off their underpants

My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance

Others: *sneaking back into the audience *

Sniper: And take off their underpants, my salsa

*looks around *

Where'd everybody go?

*music ends *

Everyone: *rolling around laughing, and gasping at Kurama and Itsuki for swearing *

Botan: *whispering very loudly to Koenma * I can't believe KURAMA swore!

Koenma: I KNOW! Isn't it HORRIBLE?!?!

Kurama: -_-;;;; I can only hear you on the other side of the room!

Botan and Koenma: ^_^;;;;;;;;;

Sensui: *glomping Itsuki to death * YOU SANG!!! YOU SANG!!!!

Itsuki: ^_^;;;; yes I sang Sensui-san.

Sensui: *going crazy because Itsuki sang *

Kieko: NOW CAN I SAY WHAT THE NEXT SONG IS?!?!?!

Botan: NO! BECAUSE I ANOTHER GREAT IDEA!!!!

Darkdemonchild: Tehehehehehehe ok for all who hate random chapters, blame Katie Grrl for the plushie part! She demanded that I use it. ^_^;;;;;;;;;

Katie G: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!? THAT WAS PURE COMEDY!!!

Ddc: ^_^;;;;;; hey I liked it. Anyway people, please review! And Sniper's Angel, I hope you liked it! ^_~ And as always, requests are more than welcome! ^_^ well I'm off. Ja until the next chappie!

To everyone else: ON WITH THE FIC!