Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another Karaoke Party ❯ Barbie Girl ( Chapter 6 )

Disclaimer: Wow this chapter is long. Grrr must never do disclaimers last!

Kuri: SHE DOESN'T OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT HER MUSES!!!!!!!

Ddc: YAY! A SHORT DISCLAIMER!!!

Kuri: It was, UNTIL YOU OPENED YOU BIG MOUTH!!!!

Ddc: T_T see what I have to put up with?!?! Such verbal abuse. T_T

Summary: Ok all I have to say right now is this: MAJOR YAOI CHAPTER AHEAD!!!!! Kurama dressed as a girl, Hiei being horny as usual, Karasu and Kuronue attacking, Mukuro hitting on Hiei. What more needs to be said? So you have been warned. But I'll say it again. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE HIEI AND KURAMA PAIRING THEN SKIP THIS CHAPTER!!!!! Unless you won't flame me and want to see Kurama dressed up in a mini skirt with a pony tail, then by all means, read on! Read on! ^_~

Botan: Ok here's my idea! *whispers to Kieko and Shizuru *

Kieko: *blushing madly * are you sure they'll do it?

Shizuru: *laughing her ass off * Oh my god they HAVE to!!!!!!

Yusuke: *scratching head * Who has to do what?

Kuwabara: Yeah really. I hate being out of the loop.

Hiei: Because you're always out of the loop.

Kuwabara: YOU WANNA A PIECE OF ME SHORTY?!?!?!

Hiei: No not really. It would stink so bad I'd have to throw it away.

Kuwabara: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*1 hour later *

Kuwabara: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Yusuke: Have you noticed he hasn't taken a breath in an hour?

Kurama: *sighing * Someone just shut him up already

Jin: Right-e-o fox-e-o! *stuffs dirty dish cloth in Kuwabara mouth *

Botan: Ok! Kieko, you tell the lucky boy while we whisk the other into the bathroom to fix em up!

Kieko: Ok. Everyone, just don't shoot the messenger ok?

Everyone: ok

Botan: Weee this is gonna be so much fun!!!!

Shizuru: Oh hell yeah.

Botan: Come on Kurama! We gotta do your make up!

Kurama: *eyes wide and face pale * Make up?

Shizuru: And clothes

Kurama: 0.0 what's wrong with my clothes?

Botan: They're too masculine

Kuwabara: What are you talking about?!?!?!?!? He's wearing a dress over pants!!!!!

Kurama: Grrrr it's a fighting tunic! Get over yourself!!!!

Botan: exactly! We need a skirt for you!

Kurama: *even paler * a skirt?!?!!?!?

Shizuru: And a pony tail

Kurama: 0.0 I don't think I'm going to like this.

Botan and Shizuru: *drag Kurama into bathroom *

Kurama: *digging heels into ground * NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!

Shizuru: *kicks Kurama's legs so they can pull him into bathroom * Oh yes we can! And we will!!! MUHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kurama: T_T Why me?!?!?! HIEI!!! SAVE ME!!!!!

Hiei: *running to Kurama *

Kieko: *Trips Hiei before he gets to him *

Kurama: Noooooooo *arms out trying to grab onto Hiei *

*bathroom door slams shut *

Hiei: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yusuke: *rolling on the floor laughing his ass off * This is great already!!! Ok Kieko, spill it. Who's singing what?

Kieko: *giggling * Hiei and Kurama are singing to Barbie Girl. And Kurama's the Barbie!

Everyone: *starts dying of laughter *

Yomi: OK! WE NEED TO DRESS UP HIEI NOW!!!!!

Karasu: Oh, good idea! This should be fun!

Hiei: 0.0 leave me alone!

Guys: *surroung Hiei and drag him into bedroom upstairs *

Hiei: AHH!!! KURAMA!!! HELP!!!!!! THEY'RE ATTACKING!!!!!

*clawing can be heard at the bathroom door *

Hiei: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

*bedroom door closes *

*10 minutes later *

Hiei: -_-;;; I can't believe you're making me wear this.

Karasu: Oh but it's so adorable!!!

Hiei: *is wearing black leather jacket undone so that his chest is showing, tight black leather pants, black boots, and a belt collar on his throat *

Yusuke: *snickering * Yeah. Adorable.

Hiei: You call THIS adorable?!?!?! I look like I'm a member of a motorcycle gang!!!

Yusuke: Or a male stripper. ^_^

Hiei: RAWR!!! I HEARD THAT!!!! *attacks Yusuke *

Botan: *comes out of bathroom * Ok everyone! Oh, Hiei, you look like a male stripper.

Hiei: grrrrrrrr

Botan: Oh well! Even better! Ladies and gentleman, we give you Barbie! Start the music!!!!!

*music starts *

Kurama: *walks out blushing while wearing a tight purple mini skirt with a matching skirt and hair in a pony tail *

Hiei: 0.0

Everyone: *laughing *

Kurama: *sees Hiei and stares *

Botan: Ok ok enough staring at each other. Start singing!!!

Hiei: * still wide-eyed at Kurama's purple mini skirt and shirt and pony tail * Hiya Barbie!

Kurama: *blushing * Hi Ken!

Hiei: You wanna go for a ride?

Kurama: *big fake Barbie smile * Sure, Ken!

Hiei: Jump in!

Kurama: *giggles * I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic

It's fantastic!

You can brush my hair

Undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

Hiei: Come on Barbie let's go party

Kurama fan club: *has already fainted from shock of Kurama dressed as a Barbie doll *

Hiei fan club: *is drooling over Hiei's outfit * 0_,0

Hiei: *trying not to drool over Kurama*

Kurama: I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic

It's fantastic!

You can brush my hair

Undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is you creation

Everyone: *laughing their asses *

Botan: If I didn't know any better, I'd say that Kurama really WAS a girl!

Koenma: hahahahahaha yup! Maybe he secretly is!

Botan and Koenma: *pondering this * hmmmmmm

Kurama: I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world

Kuwabara: Hate to break it to ya Kurama, but you ain't blonde and you ain't a girl!

Yusuke: *punches Kuwabara through wall * SHUT UP!

Kurama: Dress me up

Take your time

I'm your dollie

Hiei: You're my doll

Rock and roll

Feel the glamour and pain

Kiss me here

Touch me there

Hanky-panky

Kurama: You can touch

You can play

If you say I'm always yours

Ooh whoa

Karasu: *wakes up * I HAVE A K IN MY NAME!! DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL BE MY DOLLIE?!?!?!

Kuronue: HEY SO DO I!!!!!!!! I know, KARASU AND I CAN SHARE YOU!!!!!

Kurama: 0.0 *backs away from Karasu and Kuronue * I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic

It's fantastic

You can brush my hair

Undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

Hiei: Come on Barbie, let's go party

Kurama: Ha ha ha yeah

Hiei: Come on Barbie, let's go party

Kurama: Oooh, oooh

Hiei: Come on Barbie, let's go party

Kurama: Ha ha ha yeah

Hiei: Come on Barbie, let's go party

Kurama: Ooh, ooh

Yusuke: THIS IS SO FRICKIN FUNNY!!!!!

*ddc appears *

Ddc: Of course it is! It was my idea!

Botan: Um no it was mine.

Ddc: Woops. ^_^;;;; don't mind me

Kurama: Make me walk

Make me talk

Do whatever you please

I can act like a star

I can beg on my knees

Hiei: *thinking: I can make Kurama beg on his knees tehehehehehe * Come jump in

Be my friend

Let's do it again

Hit the town,

Fool around

Let's go party

Kurama: You can touch

You can play

If you say I'm always yours

You can touch

You can play

If you say I'm always yours

Karasu and Kuronue: *yelling * YOU'RE ALWAYS OURS!!! YOU'RE ALWAYS OURS!!!

Kurama: -_-;;;

Hiei: Come on Barbie, let's go party

Kurama: Ha ha ha yeah

Hiei: Come on Barbie, let's go party

Kurama: Ooh Ooh yeah

Hiei: Come on Barbie let's go party

Kurama: Ha ha ha yeah

Hiei: Come on Barbie let's go party

Kurama: Ooh ooh yeah

Mukuro: I'LL GO PARTY WITH YOU HIEI!!!!!!!!

Bui: ME TOO!!!!!!

Hiei: *gulps and backs away *

Kurama: *growls and stands in front of Hiei * I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic

It's fantastic!

You can brush my hair

Undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world

Life in plastic

It's fantastic!

You can brush my hair

Undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

Karasu and Kuronue: *thinking: Oh, we'll undress him everywhere tehehehehehhe *

Hiei: *shouting in Karasu and Kuronue's heads NO YOU WILL NOT THAT'S MY JOB!!!!!! *

Karasu and Kuronue: *hold their heads in pain *

Yusuke: Huh? What's up with Romeo and…Romeo II?

Hiei: *smirking * Come on Barbie lets go party

Kurama: Ah ah ah yeah

Hiei: Come on Barbie lets go party

Kurama: Oooh oooh

Hiei: Come on Barbie lets go party

Kurama: Ah ah ah yeah

Hiei: Come on Barbie lets go party

Kurama: Oooh oooh

Oh I'm having so much fun!

Hiei: *voice deep (a/n: deep from YOU KNOW WHAT ^_~) * Well Barbie, we're just getting started

Kurama: *throws arms around Hiei's neck * Oh I love you Ken.

*music fades away *

Hiei: *whisks Kurama off his feet bridal style and runs upstairs * (a/n: Tehehehe told ya so)

Kuwabara: 0.0 what are they planning to do up there?!?!?!

Yusuke: Oh I don't think I need to go into details.

Yukina: What? What are they going to do?

Yusuke: *evil grin * They're going to make little Kurama's and Hiei's.

Kuwabara: GAH!!!! YOU KNOW THAT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR THEM TO DO!!!!!!!!

Yukina: Actually it's not. Koorime have the ability to change genders during certain periods of a year, usually when they are in heat.

Kuwabara: ooooohh. Wait. Hiei's not a Koorime!!!

Yukina: Whoops. ^_^;;;; then who knows? Maybe it's the same with fire demons.

Everyone except Kuwabara: Whew! *wipe foreheads *

Yukina: Huh? I'm sorry, what's going on?

Botan: ^_^;;;; nothing nothing at all.

Sensui: You know what Itsuki?

Itsuki: What, Mr. Sensui?

Sensui: When you have you hair in a pony tail you look like a Barbie.

Itsuki: *blushing *

Everyone else: *snickering uncontrollably *

Jin: awwww ain't crazed evil serial killer love great?

Touya: If you say so…-_-;;;;

Botan: I GOT ANOTHER IDEA!!!

Karasu: Nuh uh, it's MY TURN!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*scream comes from above that sounds like its from Kurama *

Yusuke: Teheheheheeh sounds like it's getting a little wild up there.

Kurama: *shouting from above * DON'T YOU DARE LET KARASU CHOOSE A SONG!!!!! AHHH!!!

Everyone except Kuwabara: *laughing their asses off *

Kuwabara: *running into the bathroom to throw up *

Karasu: Fine fine I won't make Kurama sing I'm a Slave For You to me. But I have an even BETTER idea!!

Darkdemonchild: Teheheheheeheheheheheheh ok this song and idea was just too good to not do. Ok here's the story. I was online talking to Katie G and Kit and I was trying to think up funny song ideas for a duet, and I thought of Barbie Girl, I don't know why, I just did, and I thought "Hey this would be a great song for Koenma and Botan to do," so I told Katie G and she said "I have a lloooonnnggg history with that song! You have to use it!" and then, out of the blue, a light bulb flashed in my head. And this is what happened. I suddenly started, literally, squealing and saying "OMG OMG OMG OMG!" to Katie G, who thought I was having a heartattack or something, and then I said "Screw the Botan and Koenma idea! I'm making Kurama and Hiei sing it!!!" and then Katie G started dying of laughter, and I told it to Kit and she started dying and then I started dying and yeah. That's the whole story behind this song. Isn't it beautiful? ^_^;;; ok please don't flame me JUST because of this song, because I've already said before that hiei and kurama were gonna be a pairing in this fic cus they're a pairing in ALL my fics. On happier notes, please review and send in requests! Even though I already know what I'm doing for the next chappie, and for that one I promise I will NOT do a perverted song. I think we all need a break from em. ^_~