Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another Karaoke Party ❯ The Llama Song ( Chapter 21 )

Disclaimer: Gaaahhh I HATE DOING THESE STUPID THINGS!!!

Kuri: No you don't

Ddc: Oh really. Cus I think I do. They're so tedious and annoying. I should be spending my time writing the actual story chapter than saying that I don't own anything.

Kuri: See but that's why you like it

Ddc: ::raises eyebrow:: Care to explain oh enlightened muse of mine?

Kuri: You get to rant and rave and be as sarcastic as you want for a few lines!

Ddc: -.-;;;;;;;;;;

Kuri: Hehe I always win at this game

a/n: I'm really, really. REALLY sorry about the long wait for this chapter you guys. So many things have been going on and then once I got a chance to write I ended up updating fics that are harder to write up chapters for. ::groveling:: Pppllleeeaaassseeee forgive me!!!!!! Ok, that's enough groveling for one a/n. Here's chapter 21 of Not Another Karaoke Party, hope you all enjoy! Reviewer responses are at the bottom of the page. And of course, HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!! May all of you get drunk off champagne! :-D

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Sniper: ::runs around in Zorro costume:: Muhahahhahahaha!!!

Jin: I'm confused.

Toguro: Well now, THAT'S the surprise of the century right there.

Jin: Hey!!! ::throws chip at Toguro's head:: Shut up Arnold Schwarzenegger wannabe!!!!

Toguro: Owww death by chip. Genkai, sweetie, could you kiss my head and make feel all better? Toguro's got a booboo.

Genkai: Of course baby ::kisses Toguro's head::

Yusuke: ::wakes up:: EEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!! OLD PEOPLE PORN!!!! ::faints again::

Kurama: I hardly would think that Genkai kissing Toguro's head qualifies as a porn act, but sure, whatever floats Yusuke's boat.

Sniper: HEY!!! ::jumping up and down waving around plastic sword:: YO!! PAY ATTENTION TO THE GUY IN THE ZORRO OUTFIT!!!!!!

Hiei: What do you want you annoying twerp?

Sniper: I'm no annoying twerp!! Girls love me! I'll have you know that I have my own fansite.

Hiei: Yeah? Well I have about a million fansites.

Kurama: And I have two million.

Jin: AND I HAVE ONE HUNDRED!!!!! ::bounces around::

Sniper: T.T I'm not feeling special and loved right now.

Seaman: NOOO!! SNIPER YOU CAN'T FEEL UNSPECIAL AND UNLOVED!!!! ::jumps him and makes out with him::

Hiei: HEY! That's what I'm supposed to be doing to Kurama! ::jumps Kurama and makes out with him::

Kuwabara: ::wakes up:: STOP MAKING OUT ALREADY!! ::passes out again::

Touya: Why does he keep doing that?

Kuronue: I donno, it's hella annoying though.

Karasu: Yes it is.

Kuronue: Karasu?

Karasu: Yes love?

Kuronue: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Karasu: I believe I am

Kuronue and Karasu: RABID YAOI FANBOY ATTACK!!!! ::grab Kuwabara and drag him upstairs::

Kurama: ::pulls away from Hiei:: What did my rabid fans just do?

Yomi: Oh nothing darling. They just took the stupid orange human guy upstairs and are probably flushing him down the toilet.

::sounds of toilet flushing::

Yomi: See?

Yukina: KAZUMA!!!!!!! ::runs upstairs::

Hiei: You mean the idiot is dead?

Yomi: It's a possibility. It's physically impossible for him to get flushed down the toilet and still be alive. Actually, it's physically impossible for anyone to get flushed down a toilet and still be alive. Well, anyone except for you Hiei.

Hiei: Did you just make fun of me being short?

Yomi: Depends. Will you hurt me if I did?

Hiei: No

Yomi: Then yes I did.

Hiei: ::pulls out katanas:: DIE GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yomi: AAHHH!!! ::runs away:: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T HURT ME!!

Hiei: I had my fingers crossed behind my back. NOW DIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Kurama: Ah that's the love of my life. GO FOR HIS NUTS HIEI!!!!!!

Hiei: Ok Foxy!!!!!

Itsuki: Kurama's very…merciless isn't he

Sensui: It would seem so. Now shut up and kiss me again!

Itsuki: Your wish is my command ::makes out with Sensui again::

Kuronue and Karasu: ::walk down the stairs grinning::

Karasu: Kuronue my love that was absolutely wonderful

Kuronue: I must agree, I had a positively smashing time

Yomi: AAHHHH!!!! YOU TWO!!! STOP TRYING TO BE BRITISH AND SAVE ME!!!!!!!!

Mukuro: ::still hanging from the fan:: GET HIM HIEI!!!!!!!! Then cut me down please

Hiei: HELL NO WOMAN! ::jumps on Yomi's back and hits him with hilts of katana's repeatedly:: Hey look! His head's hollow!

Yomi: Oooowwww!!! GET HIM OFF!!! GET HIM OFF!!!!!!

Hiei: Tehehe. This is fun! He's a drum! He's a drum!! Bong bong bong

Kurama: Ok Hiei that's enough playing the bongo drums on Yomi's head. I'm getting lonely over here and I was just wondering…

Hiei: ::jumps off Yomi and then jumps Kurama::

::3 young men suddenly appear in thin air and fall all over each other::

Guy #1: Oooowwwwwwww my toe

Guy #2: Look Gackt I know you love me and all but do you HAVE to grope me right this minute?!

Guy #3 aka Gackt: I'm not groping you Hyde, that's Mana

Hyde: MANA!!!!!!!!

Mana: What can I say? My toe hurts, I need a sympathy groping.

Hiei: ::stops making out with Kurama:: Holy shit where did they come from?

Hyde: Wow, the Kyo wannabe is so eloquent

Hiei: Kyo?

Mana: Yeah Kyo-Kyo, real short gothic guy. Except he's a little taller than you. Hehe

Gackt: OH MY GOD SOMEBODY'S TALLER THAN KYO?!?!! KILL ME NOW!!!

Hyde: You mean shorter right?

Gackt: Why what did I say?

Hyde: Taller

Gackt: Oh. My bad.

::Chaos Girls appear::

Hiei: ::launches himself onto Ddc:: MAKE THE SCARY PEOPLE GO AWAY!!!!!

Ddc: Yeeessss Hiei's launching himself onto me for comfort! I WIN KATIE G! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Katie G: T.T so sad

Hiei: Huh?

Kit: -.-;;;; don't even try to understand those two they're hopeless

Wya: Oh like you're any better Kit

Duo: Yeah really you're just as bad as us!

Kit: True, true. But I don't have to admit that now do I?

Shida: She's got a point you know

Ddc: Oh Kiiiitttt!!!!!

Kit: Yes oh lovely Ddc?

Ddc: ::smirks:: I love it when you flatter me

Kit: I know. That's why I do it.

Hiei: ::still attached to Ddc:: Question!

Duo: Yes Hiei?

Hiei: Why are there scary people here? Besides you?

Ddc: Kit made me put them in.

Kit: Now you see why I flatter her

Ddc: It does wonders, flattery and constant nagging.

Wya: That it does.

Shida: Which is why we need to nag her into writing us each lemon fics.

Ddc: WHAT?!

Kit: ::smirks:: Yeah. You heard us

Ddc: ::smirks and leers at Kit:: Hey Kit, you know how I'm straight?

Kit: Eh…yeah?

Ddc: Well right now you're really making me question my sexuality you sexy little thing you. I say we should get down and dirty right here right now. What do you say?

Kit: O.O AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ::runs away screaming in the opposite direction::

Ddc: ::rolling around laughing ass off:: Oh my god that was so great

Katie G: ::snickering:: Ddc stop tormenting Kit by pretending you're a lesbian, it's not nice and I think she's going to snap soon

Wya: Plus it scares us

Shida: I mean for all we know you're gonna start hitting on us next

Duo: And that would just not be cool

Ddc: ::raises eyebrow:: Well that idea had never entered my brain, but since you're suggesting it…

Chaos Girls: O.o AAAHHHH!!!!!!! ::run off screaming::

Mana: This is such an…interesting place

Hyde: You said it.

Gackt: ::sleeping and drooling on Hyde's shoulder:: Zzzzzz

Ddc: Tehehe. Ok Hiei as much as I love your head smashing my boobs, you need to get off so I can go and say just kidding to the girls about a million times or else they're gonna skin me alive and that just wouldn't be nice. Cus you see I kinda like having skin, it's really a nice thing. ::disappears dragging off Jrockers::

Hiei: ::blinks:: That was weird

Touya: That was disturbing

Kieko: That was hot!!

Everyone: ::anime fall::

Kurama: Kieko, is there something you feel you need to tell us?

Kieko: Ummm…nope. Not really.

Kurama: Uh huh…Hiei! Why don't you tell us your idea!

Hiei: Oh yeah huh. That. Almost forgot. Jin gets to sing The Llama Song. Now kiss me you fox!!!! ::jumps Kurama::

Jin: They be doin' that a lot now

Touya: Yeah, they're making up for all the times they haven't been making out. Now go sing!

Jin: ::whining:: But I wanna make out with you!!! And then go fly into windows!!!

Touya: -.-;;; just go sing Jin

Jin: Awww ok.

::Music starts::

Jin: ::singing in a weird midget voice really fast:: Here's a llama

There's a llama

And another little llama

Fuzzy llama

Funny llama

Llama llama

Duck

Touya: O.o what on earth IS this song?!

Yusuke: ::wakes up:: It's a flash movie song ::passes out again::

Touya: Ummm…ok

Jin: Llama llama

Cheesecake

Llama

Tablet

Brick

Potato

Llama

Llama llama

Mushroom

Llama

Llama llama

Duck

Itsuki: ::stops making out with Sensui:: You know this song suits him

Sensui: Yes it does. Nice and random

Itskui: About an animal

Sensui: In an Irish midget voice

Itsuki: Yup

Sensui: Ok enough talking

Itsuki: I love your ideas Shinobu ::makes out with Sensui again::

Jin: I was once a tree house

I lived in a cake

But I never saw the way

The orange slayed the rake

I was only three years dead

But it told a tale

And now listen, little child

To the safety rail

Touya: O.o he used to be a treehouse in a cake?!

Yomi: Don't try to understand him man

Kuronue: It's impossible

Karasu: He's a flying leprechaun with a horn, what do you expect?

Touya: True, but he's MY flying leprechaun with a horn ::sighs happily::

Jin: Did you ever see a llama?

Kiss a llama?

On a llama?

Llama's llama

Tastes of llama

Llama llama

Duck

Half a llama

Twice a llama

Farmer

Llama

Llama in a car

Alarm a llama

Llama

Duck

Is it how it's told now?

Is it all so old?

Is it made of lemon juice?

Doorknob

Ankle

Cold

Now my song is getting thin

I've run out of luck

Time for me to retire now

And become a duck

::music ends::

Jin: ::bouncing:: WEEE!! That was fun

Touya: ::sniffs:: Awww come here you!!! ::jumps Jin::

Sniper: ::still in Zorro costume:: Wwhhaaaa nobody cares that I'm dressed up as a hero!!!

Genkai: -.- ok you obnoxious brat. Why are you dressed up as Zorro?

Sniper: Because I can ::pleased look::

Genkai: -.-;;;;;; ::picks up chair and throws it at Sniper::

Sniper: EEK!! COOL ZORRO CLOAK!! SSAAVVEE MMEEE!!!! ::tries to shield self with cloak but gets hit with chair anyway::

Genkai: He's worse than the dimwit

Toguro: And that's saying a lot

Kieko: ::bouncing:: NOW can I say my idea?

Koenma: No! Because Botan has an idea

Botan: Yup! And you know Ferry Girls ALWAYS go first when it comes to these things

Kieko: They do?

Botan: Yup!

Kieko: Since when?

Botan: Since five seconds ago

Kieko: -.-;;; why do I even bother?

Botan: I have no idea. Anyway, here's my idea!

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A/n: Wee that was fun. I love the Llama Song flash movie. Look it up on google, trust me it's worth your time. It's hilarious. Anyway, pretty please review with all requests. You gotta keep reminding me I'm such a space cadet these days that I'm bound to forget at least half of the requests you guys give me. And of course you remind me of these requests by reviewing! So moral of the story: Review! And yes flattery and constant nagging really does get me to do stuff. And yes kit really did use flattery and constant nagging (though mostly it was constant nagging) to get me to add in Mana from Moi Dix Mois and Malice Mizer, Gackt, and Hyde into this chappie. See? Kissing up really does get you places in life. :-D Reviewer responses time!

Raging Pheonix: Wahaha! Pheonix, my ever faithful reviewer/email buddy. The fanclubs are meant to be too shocking to be described. Tehehe ok maybe not shocking, more like completely random and spazzes, but whatever. It all works. Ok! PS war continues! "To feed my worm I must build a fire."

Kit: Tehehe I'm sorry. But the Kuronue crossdressing scene made up for your horror I hope? And by the way you can't kill me by "hitting" on you because then you don't get to read my pretty Phantom of the Opera fic. :-D oh yeah and Life's Never Simple will never get posted either

Yoko Kurama Girl: Yay!!! Don't you just love it when your comp starts working again? I know I do lol. Tehehe I agree, Kieko gets on my nerves but she is necessary for the plot of Yu Yu Hakusho so I guess we just have to put up with her. :-D I was drooling over that part too, Yoko's my second fav character (Hiei's my fav. I have this thing for sarcastic bad asses) Hope you liked this chappie too!

Karasu luver: Hmmm…define hardcore yaoi and give me some suggestions tehehe. I like the idea though, but I do need suggestions. Ok, ok Karasu is yours. I'm not gonna steal him I promise lol. Thanks for the review!

Raining Petals: Perviness is my specialty. :-D OMG I KNOW!! I just got the new dvd for xmas and I was all "aaahhhh yomi". I donno why I didn't knock out Kuwabara earlier, it just slipped my mind. Tehe but I think flushing him down a toilet is just as good. Thanks for your review, it rocked my non-existent socks off.

Hiei Dragon Girl: Tehe Hiei rushes rock. Hope you liked his idea!

Blessed-indian-rose576: My fics tend to be on the interesting side tehe. Hope it was a good interesting in your eyes. Thanks for the review!

Black Panther Wolf: WYA!! ::glomps you:: I've missed ya! I'll check out those songs, except I'm not gonna use Lose My Breath cus I've used that in A Karaoke Party From Hell and I wanna try as hard as I can to not cross over any songs between those two fics. IM or e-mail me sometime, k?

Ryoko77san: ::blushes:: Thank you so much! Ooo I've heard of those songs. I'll definitely check em out, and if I don't use the white-t songs I'll use the pink-t one. :-D thanks for the suggestion!

Darkshadowfox87: Karaoke is awesome, almost as awesome as Yu Yu Hakusho. :-D Thanks for the review!

Amychan: ::blushes:: Thanks, I'm honored that you like this fic so much. Randomness really is fun. Ooooooo!!! ::glomps you:: THANK YOU!!!! ::eats up cookies and candy:: Wahahahaha this will keep me hyper for a while. :-D this chappie wasn't quite as pervy, but it did have a lot of making out in it. Hope that makes up for the lack of perviness. Thanks for the sugar!!

Mediaminer:

KatieGrrl1016: Tehehehe I'm hop hop hopping away Katie G! Btw I need to email you and the others about something. ^_^ thanks for the review! Luv ya! In a non-lesbian way!

Koritsune Dragonrider: ::rolling around laughing hysterically:: Omg KD you rock my socks you really do. If you wanna get them REALLY uncomfortable in their kennel stick a smelly old plunger in there with em. That should teach em a thing or two about jumping Kurama, right? ^_~ Ooo ppplleeeaassseee tell me your suggestion I need all the ones I can get. Literally. Lol. Thanks!

The Almighty Elena: Oooo what are your plans for good old Bushy? I want in on this assassination attempt!! Wahahahahaha ::cackles evilly while thunder and lightening flash dramatically in background:: Tehehe. Updating!

I forget: That song rocks my non-existent socks off. ::singing:: It's raining men!! Hallelujah it's raining men! Amen! Tehehe ok I'm done. Thanks for the suggestion!!

LOLIPOP QUEEN!: Tehehe I'm digging your signing name it rocks. Oo I don't think I've heard that song, I'll be sure to check it out. Thanks so much for your suggestion and review!!!

DemonandGoddess: OMG DG!!! ::glomps you:: I thought you were dead! DEAD! ::sobs:: Lol. I'm a drama queen and proud of it. True true we all need to ruin our livers seeing as everything ELSE regarding our lives is gonna be ruined in the next 4 years. -_- stupid Bush. Thanks for not being dead!!!!! ^_^