Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another Karaoke Party ❯ Dip It Low ( Chapter 20 )

Disclaimer: Dear Santa, can I pretty please own Yu Yu Hakusho? I've been a REALLY good girl this year…

Kuri: You've hardly been good…

Ddc: Shh!!! Don't tell anyone! They don't know that yet!

Kuri: They kind of have to be dead not to know that….

Ddc: Still!! Shhh!!!!

Kuri: -.-;;;;;;

A/n: Hi everyone!!!! Thank you so much for the reviews, I love you all! Well, a lot has happened since I last posted. Halloween came and went. ::cheers:: FREE CANDY!!! Bush won the election ::boos and hisses:: It was my birthday on the 5th so now I'm finally old enough to be considered a sophomore hehe ::jumps up and down::. And now all of a sudden it's Thanksgiving break! ::sighs:: This month is going by so fast. Also, on the 25th it will be exactly 1 year that I've been a part of this website and writing fics, so I'm probably gonna do something extra special on that day to celebrate. Sound like a good idea to you guys? Anyway, enough of me babbling (I do that a lot don't I? Tehe sorry). On with the ficcy, and in case I don't post again until after Thanksgiving, happy early Thanksgiving!

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Yusuke: ::marching around the living room waving a sign saying "Workers work for Rights"::

Koenma: ::rolling eyes and eating Doritos::

Touya: Um why is Yusuke doing that?

Koenma: He's mad at me for some reason.

Yusuke: OF COURSE I'M MAD AT YOU!!! YOU'RE A FRICKIN' DICTATOR!!! DEATH TO DICTATORS!!!! RRRAAAWWWRRR!!!!

Genkai: ::picks up couch and throws it at him, knocking him out:: Shut it boy, you're pissing me off!!

Yusuke: Gaahhhhh X.x

Kieko: No Yusuke!!!! ::runs dramatically in slow motion to him:: Noo!!! Please don't leave me all alone in this cold, cruel, cruel world!!!

Hiei: Why is she running like that?

Kurama: I have no idea.

Hiei: ::sighs:: Why can't humans just be NORMAL?

Kuwabara: ::starts singing:: Normal, normal, normal.

Hiei: See what I mean? None of them are normal!

Kuwabara: ::singing again:: Normal, normal, normal.

Sensui: Someone make him stop.

Sniper: Allow me. ::shoots Kuwabara in the head with a BB gun:: Weee this things are so much fun.

Kuwabara: ::is knocked out:: X.x

Botan: Why didn't we just do that when this party started?

Koenma: Do what?

Botan: Knock him out or kill him.

Koenma: Hmmm…good question.

Botan: Either one would have saved us from his stupidity.

Koenma: True, true.

Hiei: Ooo. Can I draw funny faces on him? Please? Can I? Can I? ::bouncing up and down::

Kurama: No, that's too childish for you.

Hiei: Then can I at least dress him up in little doll clothes so we can either point and laugh at him mercilessly or hear him scream like a banshee? Pllleeeaaassseeee?? ::doing puppy dog eyes::

Kurama: ::sighs:: Oh all right.

Hiei: YAY!!!!! ::drags Kuwabara off upstairs.::

Yomi: Ooo ::whispers to Kuronue and Karasu:: Kurama's alone! Here's our chance to kidnap him and make him our sex bitch!

Kuronue and Karasu: ::chanting:: Sex bitch! Sex bitch! Weeee!!!!!

Yomi: ::grinning evilly:: Shh…you'll give away our clever plan! Now, here's what we're going to do. ::whispers::

::Meanwhile::

Kurama: ::twiddling thumbs on couch:: Hmm…It's quiet…Too quiet…

Yusuke: ::wakes up screaming: AAAHHH!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!! ::passes out again::

Kurama: O.o ummm…ok that was random.

Kuronue: ::comes downstairs dressed in Hiei's clothes and his hair styled like Hiei's.:: Oh Kurraammmaaa! I'm back!!

Kurama: ::raises eyebrow:: Hiei…you've gotten taller in the past…5 minutes you've been upstairs.

Kuronue: Unexpected growth spurt. Happen about every five centuries. I actually can grow a good…umm…2 feet in a matter of 5 minutes. Pretty cool, huh?

Kurama: ::snorts:: Yes very. Is it also normal for you to talk and look like Kuronue during these growth spurts?

Kuronue: Um…yeah! I completely change my appearance to become just like the sexiest demon I come across. And as we all know, Kuronue is a sexy beast. Rawr.

Kurama: ::rolls eyes:: Nice try Kuronue. I know it's you.

Kuronue: Awwwww…oh well. NOW!!!

Yomi and Karasu: ::jump down from fan that somehow managed to support them AND Mukuro and grab Kurama:: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THE SEX BITCH IS OURS!!!! ::run upstairs with Kurama::

Kurama: ::crossing arms and glaring:: This is REALLY starting to get old…

::2 minutes later::

Hiei: ::running down without clothes on:: WHERE THE HELL ARE MY CLOTHES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Mukuro and Bui: Ooooooooo ::drooling::

Hiei: ::feels Mukuro's drool hit his head:: Ewwww that is so nasty. What are you, a dog?

Mukuro: Damn straight. Woof woof!

Seaman: ::mumbling:: She's a bitch alright. A bitch in heat…

Sniper: What was that love?

Seaman: ::whistling:: Nothing, nothing.

Sniper: ::raises eyebrow:: Ok then…

Hiei: Hello!! I need my clothes!!

Itsuki: Kuronue took them and wore them to distract Kurama while Yomi and Karasu jumped off of the fan and kidnapped him. They're probably upstairs getting rid of his dignity.

Hiei: Wait wait wait. Two questions: How the hell did Kuronue fit into my clothes? The guy is like 6 feet tall. And another. How did the fan support them? `Cus we all know, Mukuro's a fat ass, and a puny little fan like that would have to be very strong to hold up Mukuro AND Yomi and Karasu.

Fan: Well I'll have you know I work out 7 days a week, 5 hours a day!

Everyone: ::anime fall::

Hiei: Holy shit, the fan talks.

Fan: What? Haven't you ever seen a talking fan?

Hiei: Um…no?

Fan: ::sighs:: We're so ignored by society, us talking fans. It's sad really.

Hiei: ::raises eyebrow:: And here I thought that Ningenkai couldn't get any less normal.

Kuwabara: ::wakes up:: Normal, normal, normal. ::passes out again::

Hiei: -.-;;;;

Kurama: ::screaming from upstairs:: HIEI!!! GET UP HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!! AAHHH!!! HHEEEELLLLLLPPPPP MMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!! NO! NO! GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Hiei: O.o MY LOVE!!!!!! ::sprints upstairs::

Touya: ::raises eyebrow:: Why didn't he just flicker away?

Jin: Maybe the midget forgot

Touya: How do you forget that you're super fast?

Jin: I donno. But sometimes I forget I can fly. So when I start floating I start going "AAHHH!!!!! I'M FLYING!!! I CAN FLY!!! WEEE!!! I CAN FLY! I CAN FLY!! I'M A PRETTY BIRDY!!!" and then I fly into a window. That part isn't too fun.

Touya: -.-;;;;; nice to know Jin.

Jin: I know tehe.

::Chaos Girls appear::

Ddc: zzzzzzzzzzzz

Kit: -.-;;;; Katie G wake her up please.

Katie G: Right-o mon capitan! ::starts throwing plushies at Ddc::

Ddc: hhmmmmuurrrgghhh mom go away I'm sleepin'.

Katie G: O.o I'm not your mom!!!

Ddc: Wateva zzzzzzzz

Wya: Hehe. Wow, Katie G's a mom, and she's 2 years younger than her child.

Duo: Wonder how that works.

Shida: Tis a mystery.

Shira: The world works in strange, strange ways.

Katie G: I AM NOT HER MOM!!!

Shida: Whatever you say Katie G.

Ddc: Shaddup, I'm tryin to sleep!! Zzzzzzz

Kit: -.-;;;; Ddc...Blondie and Blondie II are here dressed only in white bathrobes.

Ddc: ::jumps up:: WHERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Others: ::snickering::

Kit: Well now we know what to do to get YOU up.

Ddc: ::glaring:: That was NOT funny.

Katie G: Actually it was.

Ddc: No I really think it wasn't.

Itsuki: No, it really was.

Sniper: Yeah, we all agree.

Ddc: Shut it you two!

Sniper: NNNEEEVVVEEERRR!!!!!!!

Ddc: -.-;;;;

Hiei: ::runs down still without his clothes carrying Kurama bridal style:: Safe!!!!!!

Kurama: GGOOOAAAALLLL!!!!!!

Everyone: ::anime fall::

Kurama: What? Hiei's pulling baseball lingo, I might as well pull soccer lingo.

Ddc: ::raises eyebrow:: What happened to Hiei's clothes?

Katie G: ::drooling:: Who cares?

Ddc Kit Wya Duo Shira and Shida: ::snickering::

Ddc: Ok time to go!

Kit: What? Why so soon?

Shida: Yeah I was just starting to have fun!

Ddc: Because I wanna take a nap.

Wya: Not everything is about you Ddc.

Duo: Yeah!

Ddc: ::rolls eyes:: Fine, I just won't give you guys any candy. Fine by me, means more for me.

Others: Ccaaannnnddddyyyy O.O

Kit: Ok we're in!!!

Ddc: ::smirking:: I knew that would work

::Chaos Girls disappear::

Kuronue, Yomi, and Karasu: ::run downstairs:: Sex biiittccchhh!!! You left us!!!

Kurama: O.o HIEI!! SSSAAAVVVEEEE MMMEEE!!!!

Kuwabara: ::wakes up:: My idea is that Kuronue sings Dip It Low ::passes out again::

Hiei: ::raises eyebrow:: Ok that was interesting...

Kuronue: WEE!!! I GET TO SING!!!! Oh yeah huh. ::tosses Hiei his clothes:: Here're your clothes little man.

Hiei: I AM NOT LITTLE!!!!

Kurama: He's really not. He's actually quite big.

Yusuke and Kuwabara: ::wake up:: AAAHHHH!!!!!! ::pass out again::

Genkai: -.-;;; those two are annoying even when they AREN'T awake.

Kuronue: I've gotta go get changed!!!! ::runs upstairs::

Kurama: Thank you for saving me Hiei.

Hiei: ::has shirt over face:: Mmor mmelmome

Kurama: Tehe ::pulls shirt down and makes out with Kurama::

Hiei: @.@ happy place!

Kurama: ::giggling::

Itsuki: ::rolls eyes:: How cheesy

Jin: Cheese? WHERE?!?!?!

Itsuki: -.-;;;;

Jin: Must...have...chhhheeessseeee O.O

Kuronue: ::skips down dressed in black mini skirt and white blouse with black boots:: Ok!! I'm rrreeeaaddddyyyyy!!!!

Karasu: ::drooling::

Sensui: Just start the damn sound already!

Kuronue: Ok tall dark and scary looking!!

Sensui: -.-;;;;;

::music starts::

Kuronue: ::singing in high pitched voice:: Says he wants you

Says he needs you

It's real talking when I make him wait for you

If he really wants you

If he really needs you

Really got to have you

Take your time and feel him out

When it's a good boy

I mean a really really good boy

Why not let him lay with you

That's when you give it to him good

Dip it low

Pick it up slow

Roll it all around

Poke it out like your back broke

Pop pop pop that thing

I'ma show you how to make your man say "Ooo"

Dip it low

Pick it up slow

Roll it all around

Poke it out like your back broke

Pop pop pop that thing

I'ma show you how to make your man say "Ooo"

Karasu: ::has fainted from sight of Karasu's dancing::

Hiei and Kurama: ::still making out::

Itsuki: ::making mental notes of things to do to Sensui after song is over::

Sensui: ::zoning out::

Kuronue: ::winks at Karasu:: You gettin' bold

He's growin' cold

It's just the symptoms of young love

Growin' old

You think it's time

And you're thinking of leaving

But give it time

It's late at night

He's coming home

Meet him at the door with nothin' on

Take him by the hand

Let him know what's on

If you understand me

Ya'll come on

All my ladies wine it up

If you know just how to move, mooove

All my fellas jump behind

And show her what you want to do

Show her what you got daddy

All my ladies wine it up

If you know just how to move

All my fellas jump behind

And show her what you want to do oooooohhh

Karasu: ::has woken up and is now drooling::

Kurama: ::stops making out with Hiei to listen to the song::

Hiei: Awwww no more happy place ::pouting::

Kurama: You know Hiei, I could do some of the things this song is suggesting.

Hiei: O.o weee!!!!! Happy place is back again!!!!

Kurama: ::giggles and makes out with Hiei again::

Kuronue: Dip it low

Pick it up slow

Ohhh

Roll it all around

Poke it out like your back broke

Pop pop pop that thing

I'ma show you hot to make your man say "Ooo"

I'ma show you how to make him

Dip it low

Ohhh

Pick it up slow

Roll it all around

Poke it out like your back broke

Pop pop pop that thing

I'ma show you how to make your man say "Ooo"

Dip it low

Pick it up slow

Sloowww

Roll it all around

Ohhh

Poke it out like your back broke

Pop pop pop that thing yeah

I'ma show you how to make your man say "Ooo"

Dip it low

Pick it up slow

Poke it out like your back broke

Come on come on come on

Pop pop pop that thing

I'ma show you how to make your man say "Ooo"

Ooohhh

Dip it low

Pick it up slow

Roll it all around

Poke it out like your back broke

Pop pop pop that thing

I'ma show you how to make your man say "Ooo"

Dip it low

Pick it up slow

Roll it all around

Poke it out like your back broke

Pop pop pop that thing

I'ma show you how to make you man say "Ooo"

::Music ends::

Karasu: ::jumps Kuronue and drags him upstairs::

Kurama and Hiei: ::still making out::

Kuwabara and Yusuke: ::still passed out::

Touya: Well that was entertaining.

Itsuki: And enlightening.

Touya: True.

Sensui: Enlightening?

Jin: Oro?

Touya: -.-;;;; what are you, Kenshin?

Jin: Huh?

Touya: Never mind.

Itsuki: Hmm...Dip it low, pick it up slow, roll it all around, poke it out like your back broke, pop pop pop that thing, I'ma show you how to make your man say ooo. Oh Sennnsssuiiii!!!

Sensui: O.o yes Itsuki?

Itsuki: Come here.

Sensui: O.o ::edging closer to Itsuki::

Itsuki: HORNY PSYCHIC ATTACK!!!! ::jumps Sensui::

Sensui: O.O

Hiei: ::stops making out with Kurama:: I have an idea

Kieko: So do...

Hiei: As I said I have an idea, so if anyone here wants to live they'll listen to it.

Kieko: ::grumbling::

Hiei: ::cackling evilly:: I love being a demon.

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A/n: Well that was fun. Tehe. Hope this chapter makes up for the lack of perviness in the past two chapters. I gotta say, I didn't like Dip It Low before I wrote this chappie, but it's starting to grow on me. O.o scary how that works, huh? Anyway, please please PLEASE review, there aren't too many chapters left so if you have any requests that you want to see please send them in and I'll check em over. And now, review responses!!

Raging Pheonix: Awesome!! I get a yaoi-meter! Was this chapter better? Gravi definitely rocks my socks. Tehe. Hope you liked the yaoi content in this chapter better!

Ebil kitten of doom: Tehehehehehe I seriously don't think I'll be able to get over your name, it's just too cool. Tehe Kurama stripping is a very, VERY good thing for fangirls like you and me. :D

Billy the Kangaroo: Hahaha what is with all the hella cool pen names? Yours is so cool too!!! ::sniffs: Why can't I have a cool pen name like that? Tehe. Monty Python rules the world. It really does. Help help! I'm being repressed!!! Uh oh...stalkerness. Scary. O.o Tehe hope you like this chappie too!

Br Lr: Tehe it's ok I forgive you Bea. Ooo I've never heard of that song or band. Must check it out! Tehe talk to ya later!

Raining Petals: Tehe yay!!! The chapter was funny. Sweet I'm getting my old touch back. :D I thought that that line was funny too, probably because I've said that before. I love to put in lines from my aim convo's with the CG's and my other friends into the chapters, it's so much fun and half the time they make the chapters funnier. Probably cus me and my friends are REALLY weird. Hehe. Well, this chappie has more making out, so the political jokes have been replaced for now. Tehe. Hope you like this chappie too!

Hiei Dragon Girl: Swwweeettt I'm getting funnier!! Must remember to have LOTS of candy and soda before writing, and of course read a funny yaoi fic. Best ways to get hyper for writing nakp. :D hope this chappie was funny too!

Love of Wind: Don't be mad at me Shida, I'm emailing you again. I don't think I'll use that song in this fic, cus it just suits A Karaoke Party From Hell a little bit better. Either way, I'm using it. Talk to ya later on email!!

Tamiko: Yay!!! Another person thinks my last chappie was funny. I'm in my happy place now. Tehe. Hope you liked this chapter too!!

Kit: ROFLMAO!!!! ::points and laughs:: I am so saving that aim convo. A gay crayon...now I've seen and heard it all. That's almost as great as the gay Spongebob Squarepants. Tehe.

Koritsune Dragonrider: Ooooooo I'll go check those songs out right away! Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha! What does Mukuro's kennel look like anyway? Is it a really, REALLY small cardboard box that she can barely fit into? Cus that'd be cool. :D

KatieGrrl1016: Lol I already explained the Jules situation with you, so I'm not saying it again here. You gotta meet Maria though, you'll like her. Thanks for the awesome review Katie G! Kuv ya!! Talk to ya later, and we're going to the Metreon sometime this next week so give me your email so I can tell you when we're going.

DemonandGoddess: Hehe DG you crack me up. "Signing in is for the weak!". ::snickering:: Lol no I don't think anyone can honestly complain about a stripping Kurama. Tehe you're not a geek, you just like to read every single word that I, my wonderful authoress self, has written. Tehehehe jk jk. I wish I was old enough too, then I'd have gotten my friends to go with me to Ohio so we could've changed the outcome of the election. T.T so sad.

The Almighty Elena: Weee!!! Ok, you get the nuclear warheads and I'll get the tanks and we can set the asassination date for November 30. Ok? Tehe jk jk. It is horrible that he's president again, stupid old war mongers. Meep!! I'm updating! I'm updating! Don't hhuuurrrttttt mmmeeee!!! I bruise easily!!!!! Tehe.