Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another Karaoke Party ❯ We're All To Blame ( Chapter 19 )

Disclaimer: I honestly don't own yyh ::crossing fingers::

Kuri: Ok, uncross your fingers now.

Ddc: But I wanna own them!!!! T.T

Kuri: Oh, stop sniveling and take it like a man!

Ddc: Did you just call me a man?

Kuri: Yes

Ddc: DO I FREAKING LOOK LIKE A MAN TO YOU?!?!??!

Kuri: Yes

Ddc: GAH!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE AS BAD AS ERIC!!!!!!!!!!!

Kuri: Tehehe

A/n: Hey hey people!!!! This was meant to go up on Friday, October 29, but if it's not up today then it means that my internet is still down. Isn't it HORRIBLE?! My internet is DOWN! Wwwhhhaaaaaaaaa. Anyway, enough sob/horror stories. This chapter is up in honor of election day which is on next Tuesday, and, assuming that this chapter is up tonight, I MIGHT post another chapter on Saturday or Sunday for Halloween. But that's all up to you reviewers, so review, review, review if you want another chapter up this weekend. Happy early Halloween and election day! GO KERRY!!!!!

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Jin: ::whistling::

Touya: ::tapping foot::

Kurama: ::cleaning nails::

Hiei: ::drooling over Kurama::

Yusuke: ::drumming fingers on table::

Kuwabara: ::eating pizza::

Yukina: ::zoning out::

Mystery person: ::smacks lips together:: Pop

Sensui: Who was that?

MP: Pop

Itsuki: Whoever it is, please stop. It's annoying.

MP: Pop.

Yusuke: GAAHH!!! STOP IT!!!

MP: Pop

Kurama: That really is annoying

MP: Pop

Hiei: ::glancing around the room:: Ok seriously. Who's doing that?!

MP: Pop

Hiei: AH HA! ::flits away::

MP: Po...::is attacked by Hiei::

Kuwabara: So Shorty, who is it?

Hiei: ::holds up Mukuro:: This

Kurama: ::gasps:: Mukuro! How could you!?

Mukuro: I was bored. And stop making it sound like I killed a dog.

Kurama: ::raises eyebrow::

Mukuro: What?

Kurama: Yoko says that it's a good thing you didn't kill a dog seeing as you're his newest pet, and if you killed a dog you'd be in big trouble.

Mukuro: ::sarcastic:: Oh no, save me from the big bad yoko. I'm sooo scared.

Hiei: Hey, the big bad yoko is my nickname for him. No stealing.

Mukuro: It doesn't have your name on it!

Hiei: Well duh, seeing as it's a nickname. Besides. It's copyright to me. Nah nah nah nah ::sticks out tongue::

Mukuro: Bite me dwarf.

Deep mysterious voice: I will

Mukuro: O.o Dad?!

Yoko: ::anime falls behind couch:: NO!

Mukuro: AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!!!

Yoko: ::gets up:: Damn straight bitchy. Not to be confused with straightener.

Kuwabara: Um...Mr. Yoko, sir?

Yoko: ::rolls eyes:: Yes, moron?

Kuwabara: Um...that last part didn't exactly make sense. And is straightener even a word?

Yoko: It is now. And since when did you care about making sense?

Kuwabara: Ummmmm

Yoko: Well?

Kuwabara: Uh......uh....

Yoko: Didn't think so. Now...where was I? Oh yeah. ::wraps vines around Mukuro and hangs her from a fan:: Now let that be a lesson for you!

Mukuro: What did I do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yoko: Umm...good question. I just felt like doing that.

Mukuro: ::tries to anime fall but can't as she is hanging upside down from a fan::

Yoko: Tehehe. Ok time to go back and take a nap. I need my beauty sleep.

Hiei: ::drooling:: He...hey Yoko?

Yoko: ::purring:: Yes love?

Hiei: Could you...uh...

Yoko: ::grinning:: Of course my horny little fire demon. ::strips off shirt showing off very muscular chest:: (a/n: Drool yoko fangirls, drool all you want! Buckets are available at the door so don't mess up my carpet. Tehe.)

Hiei: ::faints::

Yomi, Karasu, and Kuronue: ::faint as well::

Yoko: Hmm...I wonder why that always happens. Oh well. Time to go back to my red haired self so that I can make more of my lovely female and some male fans happy. Ta ta my lovelies! ::Changes back into Kurama::

Kurama: Why is it so cold?

Yusuke: Because your other half decided to make half the world faint by stripping off his shirt for no reason.

Kurama: Oh really now.

Kuwabara: Really really.

Kurama: Well, I'd better strip off the pants too to make the other half faint. Cus stripping at random is just so much fun! Like strip poker! ::takes off pants and starts walking around in bright red boxers:: Mmmm that feels so good

Everyone: ::anime fall::

Hiei and Kurama fanclub: ::wake up, then faint again::

Kurama: Tehehehehe

Yusuke: PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU PERVERT!

Botan: TAKE THE REST OFF!!!

Kuwabara: CLOTHES!! NOW!!!!

Yomi: ::wakes up:: STRIP!!!

Kuronue and Karasu: STRIP!!! STRIP!!!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: CLOTHES! CLOTHES! CLOTHES!!

Kieko: STAY THE WAY YOU ARE!!!

::Chaos Girls appear::

Ddc: GAH! What is this madness?!

Kit: Kurama's doing our job for us!!!!!

Katie G: Noooo now my other job is being ruined!!!

Wya: It's ok guys, we'll be able to do something with this scene.

Duo: We always do somehow.

Ddc: But still.

Yusuke: ::pointing at CG's:: You!

Kit: Hai?

Katie G and Wya: Oui?

Duo: Si?

Ddc: Ya?

Kit: ::raises eyebrow:: Ya?

Ddc: Don't hate me because I'm German.

Others: ::roll eyes::

Ddc: Tehehe.

Yusuke: STOP STALLING!!!!!!

Kit: ::mock salutes:: Yes, sir, yes!

Yusuke: -.-;; What do you think? Should Kurama strip or put clothes on? By the way, the correct answer is clothes on.

Ddc: Oh this is such an easy question.

Katie G: Definitely.

Duo and Wya: Easy A+!

Duo: The answer

Wya and Katie G: Has got to be

Ddc and Kit: STRIP!

Chaos Girls: ::chanting:: STRIP! STRIP! STRIP! STRIP!

Kurama Fanclub: STRIP! STRIP! STRIP!

Hiei: ::has finally woken up:: Strip, but upstairs and only for me. Tehe.

Kurama: Now THAT is a good answer. ::grabs Hiei's hand and sprints upstairs::

Yusuke: Thank god

Kuwabara: We're safe for another song.

Ddc: ::snickering:: Don't be so sure...

Yusuke: O.o why!? Why can't we be sure?!?!

Kit: ::smirking:: Because of this

Ddc: ::pulls out Kurama and Hiei life size Lego figures and starts positioning them in inappropriate positions:: Tehehe who would have thought that Legos could be so pervy?

Katie G: ::pulls out plushies:: Do you think these will work too?

Wya: Oh definitely

Duo: Give me some to play with too!!!!

Kuwabara: ::looking at position of Legos:: AHH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!

Yomi: Ooooooo

Karasu: ::pokes Kurama Lego:: Wow...they're so...

Kuronue: Realistic

Karasu: Can we have some of these?

Ddc: Yeah but they'll cost ya, and we'll need to make some which could take a few days.

Yomi: That's fine. Would you like cash, credit, or a love-filled night with me alone in a jacuzzi?

Ddc: O.o

Kit: AAAHHH!!!!! ::runs away::

Ddc: Cash will be fine...as long as you NEVER do that again.

Yomi: What? Usually the girls jump for that last option!

Katie G: Really. And who are the girls?

Yomi: The pretty Playboy bunnies that appear to me in my dreams at night.

Everyone: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Ddc: Ok that's enough of that. Time to go girls!

::Chaos girls and Legos disappear::

Kurama and Hiei: ::stroll back in::

Hiei: What did we miss?

Botan: Oh nothing important just those weird girls playing with Lego versions of you two

Kurama: Oh, ok then.

Kuronue: So Hiei, how was your private showing of Kurama's Body?

Hiei: It was a blast.

Kurama: Literally

Kuwabara: Huh?

Yusuke: O.o too much info there you guys.

Hiei and Kurama: ::snickering::

Yomi, Kuronue, and Karasu: ::drooling over mental images::

Kuwabara: I still don't get it.

Yusuke: That's probably a good thing

Sniper: So Kurama. What was your idea?

Hiei: Hey where did you come from?

Sniper: I was in the kitchen eating popcorn.

Hiei: Oh. Explains a lot.

Kurama: My idea is...Hey Kuwabara! Pound on your stomach to make a drumroll

Kuwabara: Ok Fox Man! ::pounds on his stomach::

Yusuke: Ewww that's so gross man.

Jin: I think Orange Peel Man needs to go on a diet

Kurama: People! People! Please! SHUT UP! Continue, Kuwabara

Kuwabara: Ok! ::keeps pounding on stomach::

Kurama: My wonderful, fantastic, extravagant idea is...

::drum roll::

Kurama: Touya sings We're All To Blame!!!

Yusuke and Hiei: ::run around waving colorful streamers::

Jin: ::throws confetti in the air::

Touya: ::blushing:: Isn't that a little bit much?

Kurama: No

Sensui: Because otherwise it would be boring

Itsuki: They needed to spice up the introduction of song ideas a little bit.

Seaman: Yeah, they were getting a little bit boring.

Sniper: I mean seriously, who wants to hear "Bla is going to sing bla now. Ok, sing,"?

Kurama: Ok, ok. He gets the point. Now start singing!

::Music starts::

Touya: Take everything left from me

All

To

Blame

How can we still succeed, taking what we don't need?

Telling lies, alibis, selling all the hate that we breed

Supersize our tragedy!

Bought in the land of the free!

And we're all to blame

We've gone too far

From pride to shame

We're trying so hard

We're dying in vain

We're hopelessly blissful and blind

To all we are

We want it all with no sacrifice!

Jin: Hey how come Icy is singing about politics?

Kurama: Because this is a political song dumbass

Botan: O.O Kurama swore again!!!!

Hiei: You are aware of the fact that you look like an owl there, right?

Botan: No, this looks like an owl. OvO

Hiei: No, that just looks retarded.

Botan: ::Glaring::

Hiei: ::smirking::

Jin: SHUSH! Listen to Icy's cool song!

Touya: Realize we spend our lives living in a culture of fear.

Stand to salute; say thanks to the man of the year

How did we all come to this?

It's greed that we just can't resist!

And we're all to blame

We've gone too far

From pride to shame

We're trying so hard

We're dying in vain

We're hopelessly blissful and blind

To all we are

We want it all

Everyone wants it all with no sacrifice!

Yusuke: You know Koenma, I think he's dissing your ruling.

Koenma: Yeah whatever.

Botan: He's a very democratic ruler.

Yusuke: Then how come he's called Prince and his dad is called King?

Botan: They're more of a constitutional monarchy.

Yusuke: Then how come they don't have a parliament or congress?

Botan: STOP ASKING POLITICAL QUESTIONS THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!

Yusuke: Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!!

Koenma: What are you, a peasant from medieval England? Stop questioning my ways of ruling and listen to the freaking song!!!

Yusuke: Bloody dictator.

Touya: Tell me now, what have we done? We don't know.

I can't allow what is being done to tear it down

Believe me now, we don't know just what

With our backs against the wall

And now we're all to blame

We've gone too far

From pride to shame

We're hopelessly blissful and blind

When all we need

Is something true

I do believe

Don't we all?

Everyone, everyone

We will fall

`Cause we're all to blame

We've gone too far

From pride to shame

We're trying so hard

We're dying in vain

We want it all

Everyone, don't we all?

::Music ends::

Yusuke: Woohoo!!! Go Touya!! Tell those political pigs what you think!!!

Touya: ::blushing::

Koenma: ::shrugs:: I don't care.

Yusuke: ::glaring:: You wouldn't you dictator

Koenma: Oh why don't you go cut some wheat or something you stupid peasant.

Yusuke: MAYBE I WILL!!!

Kieko: Or maybe you'll listen to my idea

Kuwabara: OR MAYBE YOU'LL LISTEN TO MINE BECAUSE MINE RULES THE WORLD!!!!

Sniper: I agree with Kuwabara

Seaman: Me too

Kieko: Why is everyone ignoring me?!!?!?!?

Kurama: Did you hear something Hiei?

Hiei: Um...yeah...

Kurama: ::glares at Hiei::

Hiei: I mean...nope, nothing at all.

Kurama: That's what I thought.

Kieko: -.-;;;;;;;

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A/n: Sorry for not a lot of pervyness and making out, I don't know why I haven't been adding as much of that in lately. Oh well. Anyway, please review if you want a Halloween special, and, the point of this chapter: IF YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE, GET OFF YOUR ASS ON TUESDAY AND DO IT! Doesn't matter if you support the pig ::coughs:: I mean Bush, or Kerry ::cheers::, just go and do it. Every vote counts, and it's your future so help decide it. Also, don't flame me for thinking Bush is a war obsessed bastard who only cares about his own self benefits, that's only my opinion and I have the right to say what I want without being attacked. Tehe. Ok, enough of my political side taking over and turning a pervy, chaotic fic into a political one. Please review, and here's to all those special people who did!

Review Responses

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Ebil kitten of doom: Tehehe KITTY ATTACK!!!! Tehe. Thanks for getting such a kick out of my fic, I'm glad you like it so much. By the way, your signing name thingy is awesome, I love it.

Amychan: Oh trust me. Randomosity is the key word that describes this fic, and yes it is a word because I made it up. Tehe. Ooooooo ::eats cookies and pocky:: Yummy!!! Sugary goodness!!!! Mmmmmm ooo I get more? Tehehe. Thanks for reviewing!

Raging Pheonix: ::gasps:: Omg, there's not enough yaoi!? Well, I'll have to fix that. Tell me if this chapter was any better, ok? I must know when I don't add in enough yaoi. Yaoi is the essence of life!!!!!! O.O

Raining Petals: Lol, ok good. I think I'm getting better, there wasn't one Harry Potter reference in this chapter. There was a Monty Python reference though, did you catch that? Tehe, sorry, I'm a total MP fan. I can practically quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail line for line. I didn't know there was a song about pizza either until one day my dad was driving me to school and I turned on his System of a Down cd and all of a sudden I heard that song and, being half asleep, I said "Is this a song about pizza?" and he just laughed at me. There wasn't any making out in this chapter either, but there was stripping, which is almost as good. Jeez don't worry about long reviews, long reviews make my day! Really, they do. Tehe. Hope you like this chapter too!!

Washio the spacedemon: Tehehe yay!!! It is seriously my goal to make people die from laughter with this fic. Ooo I CONVERTED ANOTHER LOST SOUL TO KURAMAXHIEI YAOISM!!!!!! ::does happy dance:: Meep!!! Not the machine guns, machine guns are bad for Ddc!!!!! O.O

Hiei Dragon Girl: Oooo tehehe. This fic must be better than I thought if I have people recommending it to their friends. Tehe I feel special and loved. I'm really glad that you liked it so much, and to Yoko Kurama Girl: Damn that really sucks about your comp, I know how you feel though. My internet was down almost all afternoon. T.T It was the scariest thing that's ever happened to me. Hope you two like this chapter too, and thanks so much for your review!!!

Kit: Yay!!! KIT FINALLY GOT AROUND TO REVIEWING!!! Lol of course Ben's are trouble, hello Frenchy almost got arrested for drinking and your Benny boy is just plain stupid. Trey? Doesn't Tre mean very in French? Like "tre bien"? Ooo phone. Scary how that works, huh? Tehe. Sorry about the guy grabbing your ass, that's never fun. Almost as bad as having a mexican gardener wolf whistling at you when your mom is right next to you. ::blushing:: That was the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me!

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KatieGrrl1016: KATIE G!!!!! Tehehe yup I'm back, you're back, plushies are attacking, and I need to explain that Legos joke between me and Kit to you don't I. Tehehe my bad. ::snickering:: Don't die of laughing Katie G, save some for the next chapters. Tehe ja ja!

DemonandGoddess: Updatious? Hmm gotta remember that word. Tehe. OMG I LOVE YOU FOR LIFE FOR GIVING ME THAT LINK!!! Every time I watch that video I die of laughing. Literally. I fall off my bed gasping for air. Lol ok you can be the Snape and Dan fangirl along with Natalie (snape) and Crystal (dan), I can be the Blondie fangirl, and Kit can be the Oliver fangirl. Yay! We figured it all the fangirls! Tehehe that song rocks my socks. Hope it rocks yours too!

Koritsune Dragonrider: Teheheheheheheehe. You reminded that Mukuro hadn't been abused lately. Lol ok good, don't wanna go around scaring people by making them thing I'm proclaiming my love to them as a lesbian. Tehe. I will use your song! I will!! I just wanted to use this song cus of election day. What are the other songs you know? I'm curious now tehe.

Pilae flamesinger: Lol yup, I'm alive!! Ooo tehe go PF go! Do the funky dance I made up! Tehe. Ok I'll try not to slack off AS much, as long as you promise to keep reviewing. Tehe I'm so greedy. Hope you like this chapter too, and thank you so much for reviewing!