Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another Karaoke Party ❯ Chic 'N' Stew ( Chapter 18 )

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Kuri: What the hell are you talking about now?

Ddc: I donno, I just felt like saying that. You have a problem with that? Huh? Huh? Do ya?

Kuri: Weirdo.

Ddc: Ah yes, but I'm a COOL weirdo.

Kuri: Maybe in your own little world...

Ddc: That little world is reality baby.

Kuri: YOUR reality is different from the real world.

Ddc: What do you mean by that?

Kuri: Well, in YOUR reality you own Yu Yu Hakusho and every song in the world, and you're Tom Felton's girlfriend.

Ddc: BBBLLLOOONNNNDDDDIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Kuri: -.-;;; someone stop her PLEASE.

A/n: Tehehe heya peoples!!! I decided that since I've been getting so many positive reviews that I'm gonna try to update every week or two. So happy little Hiei and Kurama kiss kiss plushies all around. Tehe. Review responses will be at the end. And with no further ado, ON WITH THE MAHEM OFFICIALLY KNOWN AS NOT ANOTHER KARAOKE PARTY! ::lightening flashes in background with thunder:: muhahahahahahahaha

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Kieko: I wanna sing.

Genkai: I don't wanna sing.

Yusuke: Good cus we don't wanna hear you.

Genkai: Didn't your mother ever teach you to respect your elders?

Yusuke: Respect my what?

Genkai: Elders! E-L-D-E-R-S!

Yusuke: What are those?

Kurama: She means old people.

Yusuke: Ooooooh. I get it. Why didn't you just say so?

Genkai: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; remind me again why I don't just beat the crap out of you?

Yusuke: Because you llooooovvveeeee me.

Genkai: HA you wish.

Yusuke: Um...actually I don't. But that's ok, you can keep thinking that if you want to...

Genkai: BRAT!!! ::starts attacking Yusuke::

Hiei: Interesting...

Kurama: Very.

Jin: ::spits out Kuwabara:: You know Orange Peel Man you don't taste very good. You should bath twenty days and thirty nights in onion juice. Then you'd taste nice and tasty.

Everyone: ::anime fall::

Touya: Jin, baby. Twenty days and thirty nights? Don't you mean twenty days and twenty nights?

Jin: No, because then he wouldn't get little owl feathers mixed in with the onion juice and that is just plain wrong.

Touya: -.-;;;;;;;;;;

Isuki: Jin, please stop rambling on and on about nothing, you're doing murder to our sanity.

Jin: But that's the point!!!!!! It's fun to fool around with your brains!!

Kurama: It is?

Jin: Yup. Very. You should try it sometime.

Kurama: I think I will. It does sound fun...

Karasu: O.o Kurama, you're not going to start running around eating people are you?

Kurama: Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Wouldn't YOU like to know?

Kuronue: I'll let you eat my Mini Me. Tehe

Kurama: O.o

Hiei: ::get red in the face::

Kuronue: Wanna see him?

Kurama and Hiei: NO!

Karasu and Yomi: YES!

Kuronue: Ok, majority rules.

Botan: That was a tie!!!!!

Kuronue: No it wasn't, because I'm a mind reader and Yoko's currently screaming at me to show him my Mini Me.

Kurama: No he's not and you know it!!!!!!

Kuronue: Really now. Ask him.

Kurama: ::pauses:: He says you're mental.

Kuronue: No, he said that I'm damn sexy. You're lying.

Kurama: NO I'M NOT!

Kuronue: Yes you are! Look! You're red in the face! LIAR! LIAR! LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE HANGING FROM A TELEPHONE WIRE!

Kurama: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Jin: You know Reddy, I think he's doing a better job at messing with everyone's brains than you are.

Kurama: SHUT UP!

Kuronue: Ok, as I said before. Majority rules. Here comes Mini Me! ::starts putting hand down pants::

Kurama and Hiei: AAAHHHH!!! ::covering eyes with hands::

Kuronue: Ta Da! ::holding a Kuronue plushie:: What do you think? Look tasty Kurama?

Everyone: ::Anime fall:: (a/n: Did you REALLY think I was going to show the other mini Kuronue?! Tehe you hentai's. You're almost as bad as me.)

Kurama: You have a PLUSHIE down your pants?!?!?!?!

Kuronue: You got it! Wanna see what else I have down there? ::winks seductively at Kurama::

Kurama: Gah NO!

Kuronue: Darn. I thought I had him going there for a while too.

Karasu: Me too.. Whhaaaa T.T

Kuronue and Karasu: ::whining:: Wwwwwhhhhhaaaaa

Kurama: ::rolls eyes:: Oh stop whining already. You're giving everyone headaches.

::Chaos Girls appear::

Ddc: Did somebody say whining? That's what I do best!!

Kit: Don't we know it...-.-;;;;

Katie G: ::snickering::

Yusuke: Hey look the plushie lady's back.

Katie G: Yup!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!

Kurama: So YOU'RE the one who gave Kuronue a plushie of himself.

Jules: You did?!

Duo: YOU HAVE A KURONUE PLUSHIE!?

Wya: Why didn't you tell us?!

Shira: Really Katie G. I'm ashamed.

Katie G: But...I didn't give him a plushie! I still have it! ::pulls out Kuronue plushie from Santa Bag::

Ddc: Hmmm...it's a mystery.

Kit: Yup. It should be called...the Case of The Mysterious Kuronue Plushie.

Ddc: Definitely. Oooh let's be like Sherlock Holmes!!!

Duo: Lets NOT.

Wya: Yeah.

Kit: Besides, Harry's already that remember.

Ddc: Oh yeah...hehe forgot. Sorry.

Shira: But seriously, who could have given Kuronue that plushie?

::Thunder and lightening sound::

Mysterious Voice: I DID! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

::random pots clang together::

Katie G: OH NO! NOT YOU!!!!!

Duo: NOOO!!! ANYONE BUT YOU!!!!!!

Wya: WE'RE ALL DDDDOOOOOMMMMMEEEDDDDDD!!!!

Kit: GGGAAAAAHHHH!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!!!

Kuwabara: -.-;;; who's that.

Kit: ::Whispering:: The Mysterious Voice! It's said the Mysterious Voice, MV for short, comes in the dead of night and sticks plushies of yourself down your pants. It's a horrible, horrible thing.

Katie G: Got that right. MV almost put me out a job!

Everyone: ::anime fall::

Katie G: What?! It's true!!!

Shira and Ddc: ::rolling eyes::

Ddc: You guys! It's not MV.

Shira: ::flips off recording of thunder:: It's just Shida.

Ddc: ::walks over to door where the light switch is and stops the person flicking it on and off:: Cut it out Shida, you're scaring the midgets.

Shida: ::pouting:: But I was having fun!!!!

Kit: Wow. Who would have guessed that MV would look just like us.

Shida: Tehe...I'm not really MV, I just felt like doing that.

Katie G: So did you REALLY give Kuronue that plushie?

Shida: Hahaha yeah. Isn't it aaadddooorrraabbbllleee??

Katie G: ::examining plushie:: It is pretty high quality. Did you make this?

Shida: Nope.

Shira: She got it off the PM

Kurama: PM?

Ddc: ::rolling eyes:: The Plushie Market. Duh

Yusuke: -.-;;;;;;;; can you guys just GO now?

Kit: Maybe, maybe not.

Katie G: We go where we want, whenever we want.

Wya: No one is the boss of us!

Duo: Except for our parents, but they don't really count.

Ddc: Definitely not.

Shira: Guys, I'm gonna go I have some good old Harry Potter yaoi/slash fics to read.

Ddc: OOO!!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!!

Kit: T.T we've been abandoned!

Ddc: Did I mention I got a Blondie t-shirt?

Chaos Girls: O.O NO!!!

Kit: GIVI!!!!

Ddc: NEVER!!!! ::runs away::

Chaos Girls and Shida: ::chase after Ddc::

Kuwabara: Um...ok then.

Yusuke: Yeah. That was...interesting.

Kieko: No shit Sherlock.

Hiei: One question. Who is Sherlock?

Kurama: It's just a human thing. Nothing to worry your pretty little head over.

Hiei: HEY! My head isn't pretty! It's rugged and manly!

Kurama: Whatever you say my pretty little demon.

Hiei: ::pouting::

Juri: ENOUGH!!! I wanna say my idea!

Karasu: But it's too early!

Juri: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S TOO EARLY?!?!?!?!?!

Kuronue: Not enough people have made out yet.

Karasu: Yup. A song just isn't right if there hasn't been some pervy tongue action and groping going on for a good amount of time before hand.

Yomi: ::sniffs: I've taught you two so well...I'm so proud of myself.

Touya: Aren't you supposed to say how proud you are of them?

Yomi: Now why would I go and say something as stupid as that?

Touya: Because that's what you're supposed to do.

Yomi: And since when did I do what I was supposed to?

Touya: Since Kurama turned into Youko and made you go into a closet and screw yourself.

Yomi: Oh...right. Forgot about that.

Jin: Obviously.

Juri: Ok people! Start making out so I can say my really really REALLY cool idea!

Sensui: And what if we don't want to?

Itsuki: Are you saying that you don't want to make out with me Mr. Sensui? ::sniffs::

Sensui: AH! No! That's not what I meant!! Gaahh I messed up.

Itsuki: ::sniffs again:: It's ok, I understand. No one wants to make out with a green haired freak demon like me. I'll just go sit in a corner now...

Sensui: Oh come here you adorable green haired angel. ::grabs Itsuki and kisses the daylights out of him::

Everyone: -.-;;;;;;;;

Jin: I....

Kuwabara: ....saw that coming. I think everyone did Jin. So put a sock in it.

Jin: I thought we all agreed that socks don't do a thing when it comes to shutting me up.

Kuwabara: It's an expression moron.

Hiei: Oh my god Kuwabara said a big word!!!!!

Kurama: We're so proud of you Kuwabara!

Kuwabara: Huh? What did I say?

Shizuru: You said `expression' little bro. Your first three syllable word.

Yusuke: Somebody record the date and time! This is a miracle here people! We need it documented!!!

Kuwabara: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Juri: Ok that's enough of that. IDEA!!!! Kuwabara and Yusuke get to practice saying words with more than three syllables by singing Chick `N' Stick by System of a Down. Trust me, you guys will LOVE it, it's just your type of song.

Koto: That it be, tis a song of food.

Ruka: Why the hell are you talking like that?

Koto: If thou must knowest, I have been reading a book called Mac and Beth by Shake and Spear. It be very interesting.

Kurama: You mean Macbeth by Shakespeare?

Koto: That be what I said Reddy. Thouist deaf.

Kurama: -.-;;;; lay off the Shakespearian dialect NOW please.

Koto: Why should I?

Kurama: NOW please

Koto: ::pouting:: fine. No need to sound like Amanda Bynes...

Sensui: Who?

Juri: Whoever it is it is NOT important, Yusuke and Kuwabara singing about pizza is though.

Everyone: ::anime fall::

Jin: Pizza?! WHERE?!?!?!?!?!

Juri: -.-;;;; in the song dumbass

Jin: Oh. Where be the song then? I'll eat that instead.

Everyone: ::anime fall, again::

Jin: Tehehe. ::flashes peace sign as confetti flies through the air::

::Ddc, Kit, and Katie G appear::

Ddc: HEY!!! THAT'S COPYRITTEN YOU KNOW!!!!!!

Jin: Huh?

Kit: That is OUR victory dance!

Katie G: No one, and we mean NO ONE can steal it.

Ddc: Unless we say so, of course

Katie G: Of course

Kit: Now, did we give you permission to steal OUR dance?!

Jin: Ummm...no?

Ddc: EXACTLY!!!! ::starts hitting Jin with a giant hammer:: TAKE THAT!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Katie G: ::launching killer plushies with really sharp pointy teeth at Jin with a baseball launcher:: AND HAVE A LITTLE OF THIS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT TOO!!!!

Kit: ::chucking moldy cheese from Kuwabara's fridge at Jin's head:: AND HERE'S AN APPETIZER ON THE SIDE!!!

Jin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HAMMER!!!!!! KILLER PLUSHIES WITH REALLY SHARP POINTY TEETH!!!! MOLDY CHEESE!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!! ::starts running around in circles clutching at his hair::

Ddc: Ok I think he learned his lesson. Time to go girls.

Kit: Yup, you still gotta show us those fanfics

Ddc: Neeeevvvveeerrrrrrrr

Kit: ::snickering::

Katie G: Huh?

Ddc: ::snickering:: We'll tell you later. Bye bye crazy anime peoples!!!!

::Ddc, Kit, and Katie G disappear::

Juri: ::picks up Ddc's dropped giant hammer and waves it around:: NO MORE DISTRACTIONS! SONG! NOW!!!

Yusuke: Ok, ok!

Kuwabara: Jeez

::music starts::

Kuwabara: This ball game's in the refrigerator

The door is closed

The lights are out

And the butter's getting hard

Yusuke and Kuwabara: ::singing REALLY fast:: What a splendid pie

Pizza-pizza pie

Every minute, every second

Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

What a splendid pie

Pizza-pizza pie

Every minute, every second

Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

Kurama: -.-;;;; of course, the one song Kuwabara and Yusuke sing together has to be about pizza

Kieko: Duh, that's ALL they ever think about.

Yukina: Really?

Kieko: Yup.

Yukina: Interesting...

Yusuke: Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives

Kuwabara: Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olives, chives

Botan: OH MY GOD KUWABARA SAID A 4 SYLLABLE WORD!!!!!

Everyone: Oooooooooo

Koenma: ...I wish I could talk that fast

Juri: ::smirking:: just wait, it gets better

::Draco Malfoy appears:: (a/n: yes I know there are a lot of harry potter references here, I'm sorry) HEY! THAT'S MY TRADEMARK! GIVE IT BACK!!!

Juri: Try and make me, Blondie

Draco: RAWR!!!!

Ddc: ::appears:: Oh no you don't. No more random appearances for now. ::drags Draco out by the ear and disappears::

Everyone: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Yusuke: Need, therapy, therapy

Advertising causes need

Kuwabara and Yusuke: Need therapy, therapy

Advertising causes need

What a splendid pie

Pizza-pizza pie

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

What a splendid pie

Pizza-pizza pie

Every minute, every second

Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

Yusuke: Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives

Kuwabara: Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives

Yusuke: Need therapy, therapy

Advertising causes need

Kuwabara: Therapy, therapy

Advertising causes need

Yusuke: Therapy, therapy

Advertising causes need

Yusuke and Kuwabara: Therapy, therapy

Advertising causes need

Therapy, therapy

Advertising causes need

Therapy, therapy

Advertising causes need

Yusuke: Well advertising's got you on the run

Kuwabara: Need therapy, therapy advertising causes

Yusuke: Well advertising's got you on the run

Kuwabara: Need therapy, therapy advertising causes

Yusuke: Well advertising's got you on the run

Advertising's got you on the run

Advertising's got you on the run

Advertising's got you on the run

Advertising's got you on the run

Advertising's got you on the run

Advertising's got you on the run

Hiei:...wow. This song is really random isn't it?

Juri: SHUT UP MIDGET! NO TALKING UNTIL THE SONG IS DONE!!!!

Hiei: YOU SHUT UP!!!!

Kurama: ::rubbing temples:: Will you both stop shouting? I've got a headache from trying to keep up with their singing.

Hiei: OF COURSE LOVE!!!!

Kurama: -.-;;; you're still shouting

Hiei: Oh, oops.

Yusuke and Kuwabara: What a splendid pie

Pizza-pizza pie

Every minute, every second

Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

What a splendid pie

Pizza-pizza pie

Every minute, every second

Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

Yusuke: Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives

Kuwabara: Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives

Yusuke and Kuwabara: Need therapy, therapy

Advertising causes need

Therapy, therapy

Advertising causes need

Therapy, therapy

Advertising causes need

Therapy, therapy

Advertising causes need

::Music ends::

Koenma: Ok then. All in favor of NEVER letting Juri chose the songs EVER again say Ai.

Everyone except Ruka, Koto, and Juri: Ai.

Juri: ::glaring:: You guys suck.

Koto: Yeah really.

Ruka: It's not nice to gang up on one person like that.

Koto: Yeah really.

Juri: It's not fair, this is supposed to be a democracy!

Koto: Yeah really.

Koenma: That was a democratic vote!

Botan: He's right you now

Ruka: Who cares?! It's still not fair!

Koto: Yeah really

Touya: Ok Koto you can stop saying yeah really now

Koto: ::pouting:: fine.

Juri: You know what girls? I don't think we're welcome here anymore.

Ruka: I agree.

Koto: Yeah...

Everyone: ::glaring at Koto::

Koto: ...right. Ha, gotcha.

Juri: Lets go find somewhere ELSE to party girls.

Juri, Ruka, and Koto: ::leave::

Yusuke: SCORE!!! THEY LEFT!!!!!

Kuwabara: I thought they never would!!!

Kurama: ::smirking:: Ah, but I have an idea that will make you wish that they stayed.

Draco: ::tries to appear but is yanked back through subspace somehow::

Yusuke: You know, all this Harry Potter stuff is really starting to creep me out

Shizuru: Me too, I think we need to ban it from our party from now on.

Kurama: Definitely. Now, on with my idea.

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A/N: All right, a long chapter!!! Sorry if I overdid the harry potter references again, I tried this time, I really did!! Tehe. Gotta love System of a Down. Only they would be able to pull of a song about pizza. THANK YOU ALL WHO REVIEWED!!! And because I love you reviewers so much, I'm gonna answer your reviews here. Note to all new and old readers: you want to review my fic because I always answer your reviews and try to be funny. So feel special and loved by reviewing so that you make me feel special and loved so I answer your reviews. And if that sentence confused you, read it over and over again until you get it. I swear it's proper english. Tehehe

Reviewer Responses:

Fanfiction.net:

Hunji: Me too!!!! How can anyone NOT love Milkshake? Tehehe thanks. Well, I wouldn't say I HATE Kieko, but I definitely don't like her. Tehehehe. Thanks for reviewing!!!

Kit: Lol shush kit!!!!! You knew I was going to EVENTUALLY update. Tehehehe. Chaos Girls for life!!!

Raining Petals: O.o RP, your review is REALLY long. Tehe. Yay! I feel special now, long reviews are sweet. I know I already responded to your review on your xanga, but that's ok. I was kinda scared of not finished nakp too cus I was really down from getting kicked off ff.net, because to quote another authoress who I can't remember right now, "the witch hunting has begun again" on the site, and to be perfectly honest, fanfiction.net is the most ridiculous site I've ever been a member of. The only reason why I'm still here and not solely on mediaminer.org or fictionalley.com or some other site is because of people like you. Is that fan loyalty or what? Tehe. Anyway, I hope I did better on toning down the HP references this time, and I'll definitely use your smutty song idea. Tehe.

Starfox: Oooo I hadn't thought of that before!!! We are DEFINITELY gonna sing sometime in this fic. Thanks Wya!!! Kuv ya fellow CG.

Br Lr: Ah my ever faithful reviewer Bea. Tehe. Br!!! How could you forget to tell Lr that she could request a song??? I'm very disappointed in you. Tehe. Thanks for the review, and I'll chat with ya later on aim.

Yoko Kurama Girl: Lol yay!!! Someone put me on their favorites list and reviewed at the same time. Tehe. Glad you like my fic that much, and I hope you enjoy this chapter just as much as the last ones.

Wispering Wind: I know what you mean, there aren't enough JinxTouya fics around. T.T it's so sad. Oh well, at least there's this one! I think that my friend Kit has a really funny one on her favorite's list, her pen name is Shinagami Amadea I think...tehe I'm not sure if that's how you spell it, but one of her stories is Rock My World, so look that up and then see her fav's list if you're interested.

Love of Wind: Hey hey no hurting me Shida, you've got a big part in this chapter. O.o...you'd better let me see cuties or else I'm never gonna let you be in this fic again.

Raging Phoenix: Yay!! One more new person thinking my fic his hilarious!! I'm happy now. Tehe glad you liked it!! Hope you still like it!

Serpencencia: Uh oh, don't hurt yourself from laughing now, that would NOT be good. Tehe yeah I know this is getting weirder and weirder, but weird/oddness is always good, it makes the world spin round and round. Tehe. Sweet, I'm not the only person who gets a kick out of the image of Kurama in drag. It's almost as good as Draco in drag...tehehehehe. Don't worry about rambling, if you wanna see REAL rambling then just scroll up and re-read this chapter. Tehehe. Awwwwww...oh well your new sn will be even cooler, right?

Black Magician Girl1: You're not the first person to request that song...so I guess I'll just have to use it. Tehe thanks for reviewing!

Karasu luver: Tehehehe just to warn you, if a short yappy girl named Kit every attacks you by glomping, it's because she's digging your pen name. She's in love with Karasu too. Tehehehe. Sorry, just had to put that in there. Oh yeah, she also just said (I told her the second I got your email) that Karasu is hers. ::sighs:: Usually this is over Kurama or Yoko, but it seems Karasu can get some action too. Tehehe. Awesome blossom, I'm really happy that you like my story so much. I agree, yaoiness is very yummy, and you can never get enough of it. Like chocolate. Mmmmm...ccchhhoooocccoooolllaaattteeee...::goes off to find chocolate::

Mediaminer:

Koritsune Dragonrider: ::rolling around laughing:: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg KD that's hilarious. Tehehehe. I think Robot Lady is slowly but surely learning her lesson...not that it will matter, we aren't letting her go now are we? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. Lol. Did I update fast enough this time? Tehehe. Luv ya KD! In a non-lesbian way of course. Tehe.

DemonandGoddess: Tehehe of course you're not vain. You want vain, just look in the mirror cus that's where you're gonna find me. Tehe. I know, I was a little repititious with my fics, but oh well. Milkshakes rocks my socks, so it gets to be in Simple and Clean and Nakp. Omg I haven't!!! Where can you find snape dancing?!!?!? I MUST SEE HIM DANCE!!!! O.O tehehe. Updating, updating. And look! My fingers haven't fallen off! All right!! Lol

Flamesinger: Lol nope, I'm not dead. Just incapacitated. Tehehe. OOOOOOOOOO SUGAR!!!!! SODA!!!!!!!!! YAY!!! I'm happy now. Thanks FS!!!!! So what reward do I get now for updating?

The Almighty Elena: Being bossy isn't bad...it's fun!!!! Tehehehe. You get to scream at everyone to do what you want or else. Updating, updating.

DemonandGoddess (again): OMG THAT SONG IS SO FUNNY!!! Really annoying after a while, but really funny. Hmmmmm ::getting creative and pervy ideas:: Muhahahahahahaha. I'm SO using that idea. Uh oh...I'm starting to sound like those ditsy girls at school who wear frilly short skirts and extra small shirts when they're really size medium. O.o