Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Not Another Karaoke Party ❯ Milkshake ( Chapter 17 )

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Kuri: Hey look!!! I'm back!!!!!

Kenji: ME TOO!!!! YAY!!!!!

Kuri: -.-;;;;;; who knew vampires could be hyper?

Ddc: I AM TOO!!!!!!

Kuri: That's an obvious. Just like you don't own anything except me and the hyper vamp.

Ddc: Well, who can blame me after reading oh-so-very-hot dracoxharry fics?

Kuri: ::anime fall:: you have twisted pleasures, you know that right?

Ddc: Yup. But it makes sense, the whole "Love your enemies" thing has to come from somewhere, right? Right?

Kenji: You're babbling again. -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Author's Note: Ok since I almost never actually summarize anything in this, this little part of my chapters is now the author's note. And before you can scream at me for not updating in...oh...I don't know... almost two months, let me explain. I have two very good excuses this time. So no killing me yet.

Reasons for not updating:

After I was kicked off my other pen name darkdemonchild by someone unknown (cough cough TRIBUNAL YOU FUCKING BITCH cough cough you didn't hear that) I've been suffering with writers block and have slowly but surely worked my way almost completely out of it.

I've been working on my own fiction novel. ^.^;;;;;

School started

So you see? I've been pretty busy lately. Anyway, that's enough babbling, time to get back to the reason why I love writing so much. ON WITH THE MAHEM KNOWN AS NOT ANOTHER KARAOKE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hiei: ::fuming over Karasu molesting Kurama::

Kurama: ::whimpering::

Karasu and Karasu: ::massaging each other's sore scalps::

Jin: Damn, they be more prissy and girly than a flock of camels at a bath in the San Fransisco Bay.

Yusuke: ::mumbling:: Someone shut Irish wind boy up.

Jin: Right-e-o, I'll shut the Irish wind boy up! ::stuffs toy stuffed dog into his mouth::

Everyone: ::anime-fall::

Touya: Jin, I don't think you're supposed to shut YOURSELF up, even if the majority of the people here wanted you to.

Jin: Mmph maaph

Touya: -_-;;;; why do I have to be with HIM?!

Kurama: Because he's a red head.

Touya: Huh?

Kurama: We red heads are hot stuff.

Touya: Uh huh...

Kurama: They should get rid of those "Everyone Loves an Italian Girl" and replace it with "Everyone Loves a Red Head"

Yusuke: And of course you'd buy it.

Kurama: Well DUH. I did think of it didn't I?

Kuwabara: How about instead of a redhead you say Red Head Girl?

Kurama: Because then I couldn't wear it cus I'm not a girl.

Touya: Coulda fooled me...

Kurama: HEY! I am VERY masculine thank you very much.

Yusuke: Yeah about as masculine as what's-his-face from Harry Potter.

Hiei: Harry Potter?

Kurama: It's a human thing. Who are you talking about anyway?

Hiei: This person sounds like a hairy beast that has to piss constantly...

Yusuke: Hahahahahahahaa you're right Hiei!

Kurama: ::rolls eyes:: Stop making fun of a perfectly good book/movie series and answer my question! Who are you talking about!?

Yusuke: You know, what's-his-face

Kurama: No I don't know. Who?

Kuwabara: OH! You mean what's-his-face!

Kieko: That what's-his-face?

Kurama: -.-;;;;;;;;;;; WHO?!

Hiei: Yeah who? I wanna know who acts like Kurama in a series that's about some hairy guy who needs to pee every second.

Kurama: It's about a teenage boy named Harry Potter who is a wizard and has to save the Wizarding World from an evil guy named Voldemort.

Yusuke: Who?

Kurama: -.-;;; Voldemort, you know. The big bad pale guy?

Yusuke: OOH! Voldie!

Kurama: ::anime fall::

::Chaos Girls Appear::

Ddc: Did I hear someone say Voldie?

Kit: Cus Voldie is cool.

Wya: He's got red eyes

Duo: And he gets shot to death.

Kurama: ::anime falls again through the floor::

Yusuke: He does? When?

Jules: In Potter Pals.

Shida: It's really funny.

Ddc: That may be funny, but I personally like the one where Snape kills Harry and Ron and then Dumbledore runs around naked.

Hiei: Who? Gah I'm so confused...

Itsuki: I have no idea what's going on so I'm just going to be quiet.

Jin: Well I was told to shut myself up so I really shouldn't be talking right now but I am even though I have a blasted stuffed dog in my mouth which means that my mouth has to be about the size of an elephant, which is actually quite cool cus then I can go AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH really really loud all the time and piss everyone off which is a lot of fun until they start going AHHHH back at me and then my ears start hurting which isn't a lot of fun cus then I get huge headaches and then I start whining which makes Touya start screaming at me to shut up and...

Koenma: ::stuffs Ogre into Jin's mouth:: That should shut him up.

Everyone else: O.o

Ddc: Interesting...ANYWAY! So as I was saying, I think Tom Felton is the hottest guy in the world and he's only 2 years older than me so now all I have to do is go to London, assassinate his girlfriend, and then stalk him until he falls in love with me!!

Kit: I like that plan! Do I get Oliver Wood's actor person?

Ddc: If you can figure out where he lives.

Kit: YAY!!!!!!!!

Jules: Who do I get?

Ddc: Nobody cus you already have a bf.

Jules: Oh yeah...tehehehe.

Wya: I don't want anyone, I got a hotty already.

Shida: I got those reviewer guys. Tehe.

Duo: Do I get Ron?

Ddc: Ummmm....sure.

Yusuke: Remind me again exactly why we're talking about Harry Potter?

Hiei: Because you said that Kurama acts like what's-his-face

Yusuke: Well he does. I mean, look at the hair!!!

Ddc: Are you talking about THE what's-his-face?

Yusuke: The one and only.

Kurama: ::poking head out of hole in floor:: WHO IS WHAT'S-HIS-FACE?!?!

Ddc: Blondie.

Kurama: There's a person in Harry Potter named Blondie?

Kit: No that's what she calls the hot, sexy, blond guy. Aka what's-his-face

Kurama: Hot...sexy...blond guy...Oh my god you're talking about Draco Malfoy. I DO NOT ACT LIKE HIM!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?!?

Ddc: Tehe you will once Itsuki spills what he wants you to sing Kurama.

Itsuki: How do you know what I'm going to say?

Ddc: Because I am the all-knowing chicken queen.

Kit: And I'm the all-knowing penguin princess

Ddc: Duh.

Wya: Hey guys? Where's Katie G?

Shida: She's sleeping.

Kit: Lazy bum.

Duo: And I thought I was bad...

Ddc: Guys, it's perfectly normal to be sleeping at 7:04 pm.

Jules: Maybe for you Ddc.

Ddc: No it's perfectly normal for me to be jumping around screaming about Spanish Guy at 7:04 pm.

Yusuke: Can you guys just LEAVE now?

Kit: Why should we?

Jules: This is fun.

Wya: Yup.

Tom Felton and Daniel Radcliff: ::appear out of nowhere::

Tom: How did we get here?

Daniel: I knew we should have turned right at that stoplight.

Tom: Well sorry if I can't read a map.

Chaos Girls: O.o

Ddc: ::drooling:: Bllloooonnnddddiiiieeeeee

Tom: Uh oh...

Daniel: Fangirls...

Tom and Daniel: AAAHHHHHHH!!! ::run away::

Chaos Girls: ::chase after them::

::silence::

Kurama: I think that was the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me. Besides being accused of acting like Draco Malfoy.

Yusuke: The last part is true though

Kurama: NO IT'S NOT!

Itsuki: Can we get on with the singing now PLEASE?

Sensui: Yes we can.

Itsuki: Kurama's singing Milkshake the remix with Touya raping the first part and Koenma raping the second.

Kurama: How does this make me act like Draco again?

Ddc: ::pokes head in through door:: It just does. Read Simple and Clean. Tehehe shameless advertising. ::disappears::

Yusuke: Somebody stop her from doing that PLEASE?

Itsuki: No. It's amusing. Now somebody start the damn music already!!!

Everyone: ::gasps::

Botan: ::pointing:: ITSUKI SWORE!!!!!!!

Itsuki: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Kurama: MUHAHAHA THEY AREN'T YELLING AT ME FOR SWEARING ANYMORE!!!!!!!

Itsuki: Shut up red haired bitch.

Itsuki fan club: ::faint::

Kurama: ::glaring::

Hiei: ::trying to glare but is still thinking about spoofs on Harry Potter's name::

Yusuke: Just start the music someone!!!

::Music starts::

Kurama: ::dances around shaking hips like in the music video:: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,

And they're like

It's better than yours

Damn right, it's better than yours

I can teach you,

But I have to charge

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like

It's better than yours

Damn right, it's better than yours

I can teach you,

But I have to charge

Hiei: ::drooling over Kurama's dancing::

Yusuke: ::holding a cloth under Hiei's mouth to catch the drool:: Hiei, you're an animal.

Kuwabara: Literally.

Hiei: ::keeps drooling::

Kurama: ::snickering:: I know you want it

The thing that makes me,

What the guys go crazy for

They lose their minds

The way I wind

I think it's time

Lala-lalala

Touya: Lala

Kurama: Warm it up

Touya: That's disgusting

Kurama: Lala-lalala

The boys are waiting

Lala-lalala

Warm it up

Lala-lalala

The boys are waiting

Touya: ::raping:: Boy's wanna know how my milkshake tastes

See them fantasize when they look in my face

Want a slice of my ice cream cake

Cream in the middle

Kurama and Touya: How many licks will it take?

Touya: How you want it my flavor lasts for hours

Once you've had mine your gurl was sweet and sour

Let me feel that candy cane

See if you can make my candy rain

Throw it back and your girl won't budge

All over me like a cup of hot fudge

I'm your peppermint patty

Wanna scoop?

Boy let me satisfy your sweet tooth

Jin: ::drooling around Ogre, who's still stuffed in his mouth::

Yusuke: Oh great, TWO animals.

Kuwabara: Literally

Yusuke: Stop saying that

Kuwabara: Literally.

Yusuke: -.-

Kurama: I can see you're on it

You want me to teach the

Techniques that freaks these boys

It can't be bought

Just know thieves get caught

Watch if you're smart

Lala-lalala

Warm it up

Lala-lalala

The boys are waiting

Lala-lalala

Warm it up

Lala-lalala

The boys are waiting

Kurama and Touya: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like

It's better than yours

Damn right it's better than yours

I can teach you

But I have to charge

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like

It's better than yours

Damn right it's better than yours

I can teach you

But I have to charge

Hiei and Jin: ::still drooling::

Yusuke: Kuwabara...

Kuwabara: Literally

Yusuke: ::pulls Ogre out of Jin's mouth and stuffs Kuwabara in::

Kurama: ::Oh once you get involved

Everyone will look this way, so

You must maintain your charm

Same time maintain your halo

Just get the perfect blend

Plus what you have within

Then next his eyes are squint

Then he's picked up your scent

Koenma: ::raping:: Yeah Flip Mode Baby

It goes one for the money, two for the club

Three for the eat and I don't mean da

Chose your own weapon

Jersey I'm rappin'

Home boys sling more rock than Led Zeplin

Bitch mob hold me down

Spit rounds for rond

Milk shakes that will make you drown

Even worse than that Kennedy boy they found

Who love

Holla back when you hear the sound

Cuz I'm something like a phenomina

And ain't none of ya chickens are rum-enough

Fall back you aint got the stamina

Type heat that will bust a thermometer

And if your rollin up or your chasen tail

Digga digga in the house and we got it for sale

Grade A all day brothers chocken up

Night fall in a party we be smoking up

Kurama: Lala-lalala

Warm it up

Lala-lalala

The boys are waiting

Lala-lalala

Warm it up

Lala-lalala

The boys are waiting

Kurama, Touya, and Koenma: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like

It's better than yours

Damn right it's better than yours

I can teach you

But I have to charge

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like

It's better than yours

Damn right it's better than yours

I can teach you

But I have to charge

::Music ends::

Hiei and Jin: ::drooling::

Botan: ::pouting::

Koenma: What is it babe?

Botan: ::pouts more::

Yusuke: Oh just spill it Botan

Botan: ::points at Koenma: He called me a BOY! DO I LOOK LIKE A BOY TO YOU?!?!?!?!

Kurama: Well if you consider that there probably are guys with long blue hair that are cross dressers and like wearing pink kimono's then I guess you do.

Botan: ::glaring::

Kurama: Tehe don't hurt me please.

Botan: -.- give me one good reason girly boy.

Kurama: Because I act like Draco Malfoy?

Yusuke: HE ADMITTED IT!!!!!!!!!!

Kurama: Hey I'm trying to save my skin here!

Yusuke: Tell me somebody got that on tape.

Yukina: ::jumping up and down:: I did!!!

Yusuke: Sweet! Blackmail!!!!!

Jin: Blackmail rules the world. Just like the little pink slugs named Fred.

Yusuke: How can you talk?

Jin: I have a very talented mouth.

Touya: I'll say.

Everyone: ::anime fall::

Botan: Oh by the way Kurama, your excuse sucks. DIE!!!!!

Kurama: ::shrieking like a girl:: EEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Botan: ::chases Kurama around the house::

Itsuki: This party is getting weirder and weirder by the second.

Juri: And it's about to get weirder.

Itsuki: And why is that?

Juri: Because I have an idea.

Kieko: I thought it was my turn now!!!

Juri: It's never your turn shorty.

Hiei: HEY! I'M THE DESIGNATED SHORTY IN THIS GROUP!!!

Juri: True, but she's almost as short as you. So she's shorty and you're shrimpy.

Hiei: Oh. Ok.

Juri: Anyway, here's my idea...

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A/n: Yay!!!! I've actually completed a chapter in one sitting! I'm so proud of myself. Lol. Ok anyway, here is incentive to review my fic. You get a nice little witty response to your reviews at the end of each chapter!!! So click that little button that says Submit Review and make you and me feel special and loved. And with no further ado, the reviewer responses. Oh and just to warn mediaminer reviewers, I might not get all of you cus the site is kinda weird with reviews so I may forget one or two. Don't hate me if I do please!!

Fanfiction.net:

Starfox: YAY!!!!! Wya you are my hero. You are hero #7 on my list right now for reviewing first. Tehehehehe. And yes I am keeping track of my heroes, Tom Felton is #1, Kit is #2, and Kelsey is #3. And they all have various reasons that I'm not going to discuss here. Tehehe. Review again and sorry I didn't talk to you today on aim, I was reading something for English.

Br Lr: BEA!!!!! Ah, my most consistent reviewer because I nag you to review. Tehehe. Love ya! In a non-lesbian way of course. Lol I NOW know what song you want. I Want You by Savage Garden. And yes I will use it, just not yet. Tehehe. Talk to ya later on AIM!

Serpencencia: Your pen name rocks my socks. Tehe. Yeah, this fic was reloaded. Third time I think too. Tehehe. I'm such a rebel. Not. Sorry about the asterisks missing in the first chapter, I didn't notice until later on in the fic. I hope that that wasn't TOO confusing. Tehe. Yay!!! Mission accomplish; make fic funny as hell. Hope you liked this chapter too!!

Mediaminer:

DemonandGoddess: DG, you are hero #11 on my Hero list right now for reviewing ALL of my Harry Potter fics. You rock my world!!!! Woohoo!!! Tehehe. I agree, Karasu should stay away from Kurama. That's why he wasn't really in this chapter. Lol on mm I'm going for 100 reviews. I got 71 right now, so we're getting there. Only 29 more, right? Tehehe. It's better than ff.net, I have 3 on there right now. Tehehehe

The Almighty Elena: Lol you should feel special, cus you are. Tehehehe whatever you say bossy lady. ^_~

Koritsune Dragonrider: I'm updating!!! It's a miracle KD!!!! Tehehe. Go for the nuts Kd! Go for the nuts!!! You gotta remind me what your other song request is though, you requested it so long ago I forgot it. ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

DemonandGoddess: Yay, two reviews from DG! I feel special and loved. Ooooh I don't think I've ever heard of that song. I'll check it out. Tehehe

Mybuttisonfire: Hahahahahahahahahahaaha I love your name. Damn I REALLY need to start listening to pop/hip hop more, I've never heard of that song. I'll check it out. It sounds like a funny song. Tehehe

Flamesinger: Ooo a ff.net AND a mediaminer reader. Specialness there. Sorry about taking forever to update, but I hope you can understand the reasons that were posted in the beginning. Hope you like this chapter too, and I'll try to update YYH and the Holy Grail soon too.

Kori Dragonrider: Yay!! 2 reviews from Kd too!!! Lol sorry Kd for not updating in forever. And you're right, it feels like forever cus it has been forever. But I'm Ddc and I NEVER give up! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I just wasn't in a very creative mood for a few months. ^_^;;;;;;