Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ OMG! Were Dead! ❯ OMG! Were Dead! ( Chapter 1 )

OMG! Were Dead!

Kitsune: Well I'm back! And with a new story! Called `OMG! Were Dead!' Me and my friend, Emily also known as sukoshi kaijuu (means `little monster' in Japanese b/c she IS a little monster) started writing this.

Sukoshi Kaijuu (Emily): Yep! We did! We were at a sleepover and talking to cards (don't ask, you figure it out later) and thought "Hey! We should make a fic about this!"

Kitsune: so here it is!

Sukoshi Kaijuu and Kitsune: I hope you enjoy the Fic!

Disclaimer: No, sadly I do NOT own Yu Yu Hakusho *sigh*. BUT! If we were to kill Brittany Spears, Justin Timberlake, and Madonna, and steal ALL their money, THEN we could own Yu Yu Hakusho!

Kuwabara: And let's be glad they DON'T! If they did I would be dead!

Neko (my friend Megan, she HATES Kuwabara): YES! YOU WOULD BE DEAD!! MUWAHAHAHAH!

Kitsune: Now Neko, you don't want to do that . . .

Neko: Why not?

Kitsune: Because if you killed Kuwabara, Yukina would be upset and if you get Yukina upset, you get Hiei upset, even if he DOES hate Kuwabara, and you DON'T want an upset Hiei on you . . .

Neko: He He He, I never though of that before . . .

Sukoshi Kaijuu: *sigh* Just read the fic . . .

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One dark stormy night (Sukoshi Kaijuu: It wasn't raining. .

Kitsune: I know but they *points to you* don't know that Sukoshi Kaijuu: oooooh

Kitsune: *gets hit by a shoe* OW! I'm going I'm going. . . )]

So like I was saying before I was interuped *glares at Sukoshi Kaijuu*, one dark stormy night to girls, Sukoshi Kaijuu and Kitsune, we at a sleepover, they got teogher played games then went to bed THE END!

Readers: Hey! That wasn't a story!

Sukoshi Kaijuu (I'm just going to call her Kaijuu now because I'm too lazy to type out Sukoshi Kaijuu every time) : Kitsune that wasn't it. . . .

Kitsune: I know but I'm lazy . . .

Readers: Hey! You're the author! Get to you computer and TYPE!! *pick up Kitsune and shoves her to the computer* TYPE!

Kitsune: Geeze, what violent readers I have . . .*starts typing*

OMG! Were Dead! Take 2

One a dar-(Kaijuu: It WASN'T raining! Kitsune: *sigh* Fine, fine!)

One calm, regular, boring (Kitsune: Happy? Kaijuu: Yes ^_^) night two girls, Kaijuu and Kitsune, were at a sleepover. The clock suddenly strokes twelve. Twelve long strokes were heard through the house, but the only people who heard were Kaijuu and Kitsune. But they didn't pay attention to it. They were too busy playing Mario Party 3 on Nintendo. What did you expect to girls to do at a sleepover? Talk about all the cute boys at school? -_^ Nope. Sorry. Not these girls. Get yourselves some girly girls, you know the kind who paint their nails a different nail polish EVERY day? And the kind of girl who wears skirts and dresses? Get THEM. Not these girls.

"Hey Kaijuu?" A tall 15-year-old girl with almost red looking hair in a ponytail, and blue pajamas asked.

"Yes?" A semi-tall (Kaijuu: `semi-tall'?! Kitsune: Well your not as tall as me therefore your semi-tall Kaijuu: :P) almost 15-year-old girl with brown hair with blond highlights, and star trek pajamas answered.

"Do you remember at my birthday party when we talked to spirits through cards?" Kitsune asked

"Yes . . .why?"

"Well I was wondering, since I was bored, if you wanted to do it, but with the Yu Yu Hakusho characters?"

"Ya! That sounds fun!"

"Right!" Kitsune turned off the Nintendo and grabbed the deck of cards, that she brought along with her, and started to shuffle them. After a while of shuffling, Kitsune put the deck of cards in the middle of them. "Ok so who should we talk to first?"

"Um. . .how about Hiei?"

"Sure why not" Kaijuu picked up a card, but didn't look at it yet " Hiei, are you here with us?" (A/N Oh! BTW, the black cards mean `no' and the red cards mean `yes' you can also ask number questions and the number on the card is the answer)

Black

"But how can you be answering us if you not here?" Kitsune asked flipping over a card

Black

"I guess that means `Hn'" Kaijuu said

"Guess so"

"Uhm. . . . . . .do you like Kuwabara as a friend?" Kitsune asked and flipped over a card

Red!

(A/N I did this while I was writing this and it was actually red! Lol )

"Oh My God!" Emily almost yelled "He said `yes'!"

"Freaky isn't it?" Kitsune said trying not to laugh

"Ya!"

Silence

"Hey Hiei?" Kitsune asked after a while "Can we tell Yukina that your he brother?"

Black

"Are you sure we can't?" Kaijuu asked

Red

"Hey Kitsune, should we tell Yukina?"

"Sure why not?"

"Ok, Yukina are you there?"

Red

"Oh good!" Kitsune said

"We have something to tell you" Kaijuu said

"A secret, do you want to know?"

Red

"Ok! Kitsune you tell her" Kaijuu said

"Fine, Hiei is your brother! Did you know that?"

Black

"Well now you do!" Kaijuu said

" Are you happy you know who your brother is?" Kitsune asked

Red

"Are you going to tell him that you know?" Kaijuu asked

Red

"Good! I don't think Hiei is going to be happy that you know, but hey! That's ok!" Kitsune said

"Hey Kitsune?" Kaijuu said threw a yawn "I'm tired, do you want to go to bed?"

"Sure I'm tired too"

The girls fell asleep at the exactly the same time, and had the same dream.

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Kitsune: Well that's the end of chapter one!

Kaijuu: I hope you liked it!

Kitsune: I know there weren't a lot of Yu Yu characters in it, but the next chapter will!

Kaijuu: Ya! We meet-

Kitsune: Kaijuu! Don't tell them! They need to wait! So we can get reviews!

Kaijuu: Oh ya! ^-^;;;;

Kitsune and Kaijuu: R&R! We won't update until we get 5 different reviews . . .from DIFFERENT people!

Kitsune: I don't want 1 people reviewing 5 times

Kaijuu: if you do we won't know if OTHER people like our story!

Kitsune and Kaijuu: See you next time!

Kitsune: Flames are welcome, this is one of my first fics and I NEED help

Kaijuu: yes we do, help us!

Kitsune and Kaijuu: *puppy dog eyes* Please Review!